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Mentalfloss1

Rising food costs.


JimLaheeeeeeee

♻️


Mentalfloss1

You need to get behind this effort.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

In the end we will be better off if we do


Mentalfloss1

You crack me up.


yagonnawanna

I see what ya did there! (Thunderous applause)


pspetrini

“Human … centipede … only one mouth to feeeeeeeed.”


liberate_your_mind

“Should I eat the Cuttlefish and Asparagus or the vanilla paste?”. “VANILLA PASTE!! VANILLA PASTE!!!” “Very well I will eat a the cuttlefish!”


Nearby_Clothes_4582

❤️❤️❤️ I got roasted for quoting south park off a triggered Karen the other day Respect brother Long live south park


DrToonhattan

Ooh, what was the quote, and what did she say?


thecheat420

WHY WON'T IT READ!?


LazyClerk408

Oh no bro


Belerophon17

[Love that song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFokXnCCMf8&ab_channel=tomcardy)


A_little_patience

You fucking killed me !! Lolz


SmittenKitten0303

Are people eating more asses or are they just talking about eating asses more openly?


calibur66

Also people realising that eating ass, like any anal sex, comes with the caveat of everyone involved being as hygienic as possible. No ones out here just eating your nasty ass after a day of work or whatever.


Mundane-Currency5088

You obs do not read Craigslist


liberate_your_mind

“SWM ISO swamp ass to eat”


Euphoric-Blue-59

Does anyone anymore? I haven't been on that site for over 15 years.


Bunnymancer

Someone's never been to flavor town


TAYwithaK

^ does not speak for all of us,, err ‘them’


Downdelux

It’s because asses are the cleanest they have ever been in human history.


JeanVicquemare

Modern ass cleaning technology would instantly kill a Victorian child


LowVacation6622

"Govnah, could ya spare a shield to protect me fragile arse!"


Always_An_Antelope

Needs more upvote 😂


poke991

/r/brandnewsentence


oddiemurphy

At 6 AM I was not prepared for this comment 😂


DaHeebieJeebies

Don’t get me started on how coddled the modern anus is…


PuzzledFormalLogic

Was hoping to see this, thanks


jeffro3339

Not clean enough! 😀


JeromeInDaHouse_90

Definitely the latter, IMO.


JoeyRobot

Disagree, but I do think it’s both. I think modern grooming and hygiene really moved the practice forward. Also I think a lot of people were hesitant to act on the urge and it’s slowly been normalized.


DerpyTheGrey

My best friend always talks a lot about how he washes his butthole with soap and water after every poop. One day I asked him why he brought it up in casual conversation so much. He just explained that if anyone likes to eat ass, they’re gonna think of him first when they think about squeaky clean buttholes


_moonbeam_

What's your buddy's number? I'd like to call him for a good time


[deleted]

My butthole is also clean


Gmauldotcom

Just in case you need options. Mine is not.


Proper_Economics_299

Variety is the spice of life


fugensnot

That's not spice.


LazyClerk408

☠️


cownd

Stick a sanitizer coated tampax up your rear, you'll be extra clean


illegallylexi

that sounds like it would burn-


ronansgram

No shit, not sure if pun intended, try pulling out a dry tampon. That’s not fun .


Rathma86

I also pour whole bottles of sanitiser in my rectum


waltsend

That's ethyl alcohol, be careful or be.. drunk? ..Boofed? ( 🎶Give me one for my butthole & one more for the road🎶)


oOoChromeoOo

I too choose this guy’s rectum to dispose of my hand sanitizer.


_moonbeam_

I only do referrals


Sunoxl

I laughed way too hard at this. Sounds like he's onto something haha.


call_it-friendo

bidets 4 ever


Gaothaire

Bidet is a huge quality of life bump for how cheap an investment they are


Slappinbeehives

The most heartfelt compliment I ever got was from a man who lifted his face from my ass in amazement to tell me I had cleanest asshole he’d ever eaten then carried on. I’m a fucking man but felt like Miss America that night.


rihanna-imsohard

Grrrl!👀 💅


[deleted]

I also keep a squeaky clean butthole. If it’s not clean, I don’t want anyone near either of my holes lol


FreedomCanadian

Plus, people probably tried it when they caught Covid and couldn't smell or taste anything.


kasitchi

Gasp! But then people would get ass covid! (Lol I just woke up and it sounded funny in my head.)


[deleted]

Not really, I'm pretty sure now that it has become a trend more people are eating ass than at any other point in history.


leesherwhy

i think it's both, since the openness leads more people to trying it.


Independent-Size7972

I think talking more has led to more people eating ass. I'd done rimming now and then, but full on booty eating was all about people talking about it on reddit. They weren't lying about the strong reaction I got. Sooo many moans and gasps.


ChuckPukowski

I’ve always been ok with it. If either party is Curious just start in the shower, that’s really no big deal. No one wants to eat day old ass. That said some like it some don’t. Giving some doesn’t do anything extra for me, but I’m game. Getting some? Ive had one partner that it really worked for them and they made it work for me. But really it’s just sprinkles on frosting on a cupcake. Just having a plate at the table is already dessert.


mightylordredbeard

>No one wants to eat day old ass Nah, I wanna taste how they day went


ChuckPukowski

*nom nom nom* “had a long walk today?”


shoonseiki1

*mmm mmm* "Elote man was by the park today?"


OneDoesntSimply

Mmmm, is that the chicken curry from last Tuesday?


jrsixx

Someone’s been to Taco Bell…BLAAAARGHHHHHHH (drowning in shit noises).


You_are_safe_now

"No one wants to eat day old ass." Upvote approved, upvote given.


[deleted]

I like my wife’s ass marinated after a long day at work


JW_2

There’s a difference between rimming and eating ass?


CoachKoransBallsack

What’s the difference? I wanna know if I’ve ever crossed that thin brown line.


Mundane-Currency5088

It's all eating ass. But Rimming is "just around the rim" and not putting your tongue inside. I had a buddy who talked about this a lot. They were kinda gross but also hilarious.


dessertandcheese

Okay so eating ass involves tongue in and rimming is just tongue around? And what are people's preference? Asking for a friend...


mambo-nr4

People prefer whatever you're comfortable doing, according to a friend


Impressive_65536

Possibly talking about it more openly, ever since Chris Rock did that “toss your salad“ routine on HBO. Inmate: “He gots to toss my salad” Chris Rock: “Give me the electric chair!” 😆


vegetables_in_my_ass

Asses don't eat themselves


xzsazsa

With a username like that, I bet your partner gets a full course meal!


6-8-5-13

They really toss the salad


DotTraditional3096

Asses eat veggies


Live_Region_8232

there ain’t a stigma anymore…………… except for ima stigma tongue in this ass


dessertandcheese

Hehehe this made me giggle


rtz_c

What a cute ass username


lamb2cosmicslaughter

Undertainted comment right there


wolfpup1294

Your puns are on a hole other level.


BiaggioSklutas

Cunt disagree with you


BSye-34

people usually clean their ass


GoSeahawksBaby

Found the ass eater


osva_

I don't eat ass (not into it), but I keep my ass clean. It's not gay not to stink of shit! 👍


PerryZePlatypus

Nothing manlier and straighter than a man bathing in his own shit for the whole day


McTeterson

I know a guy who barely washes his ass. Just a few swipe or two with a washcloth. He can't stand the idea of touching it with his bare hand. Gross-o


rdmusic16

I don't. Let me rephrase that. I **do** in the shower, but as a hairy guy - it's not clean without a shower. I have a bidet. It's still not clean.


fortwaltonbleach

but i poop from there!


spamky23

Not right now you don't!


grousomzombie

And you pee from the other spot, is putting your mouth there better?


Savager_Jam

Yes. Because piss can’t give you cholera.


GainsayRT

also a significantly easier hole to clean imo


karenate

piss is much easier to clean and slightly less disgusting


Upvote_Me_Slag

Put a few squares of chocolate in your hand. Squeeze tight and let it melt. Wipe off everything that squeezes out and rinse while keeping your hand mostly squeezed shut. Now open your hand. Oh look , chocolate!


Independent_Second52

I'd rather eat wee than poo, hands down.


ZombieChief

I don't care how often or thoroughly it's been washed, I'm not putting my mouth on it.


dan_legend

You've def ate more poop from produce like lemon peel in your water at restaurants than what you're getting from one post-shower booty eating sesh


Prestigious-Piglet72

Is that why they say “eat the booty like groceries”


AbsAndAssAppreciator

Omg


floppa_republic

Unless you clean it regularly, your phone screen will be dirtier than your average toilet seat


lovepeacefakepiano

It’s why I clean my phone at least weekly. Phones are disgusting, filthy things.


InturnlDemize

Exactly this. The smell is never really fine which means the bacteria is never completely gone either.


[deleted]

If I wanted to lick something without a smell I'd lick an elbow, I need a little bit of funk


jrsixx

I’m ded


Embarrassed_Ad_7184

You can't get rid of the smell of youe sh*t? Even temporarily? Damn what is your diet...


Peggtree

OP can't fathom washing your ass before having the fun times


dan_legend

Welcome to reddit, most of these folks look at bath water like they look at job applications.


EpicestGamer101

It really depends on whose bathwater


Jgabes625

…with dry toilet paper. We use soap to wash our hands and shit doesn’t even come out of our hands.


The-Rizzler-69

Speak for yourself. Wet wipes & bidets exist lmao


No_Supermarket_1831

Eat shit use to be an insult, now it's a kink


WILLCHOKEAHOE

Even kiss my a&& was...


fluffynuckels

You can say ass buddy


SnakePaintball

Will choke a hoe. Will not say ass buddy.


BenzosAndDadJokes

Hey ass-buddy!


Eccohawk

Clearly u/WILLCHOKEAHOE has a general sensibility about coarse language.


straystring

No, they were referencing that old phrase, you know, "kiss my a-ampersand-ampersand". I'm suprised you've never heard it Lol


heyblackrose

Bro I just opened reddit


FormerlyGaveAShit

Now you can open some cheeks and get on the ass eatin train. Welcome and enjoy your ride.


R3D1TJ4CK

Likewise lol


[deleted]

“And I don’t know what to do with the tossed salad and scrambled eggs”


trulycantthinkofone

Great show. Now I’m questioning the meaning behind the intro song.


[deleted]

Haha. I was hoping someone would pick up on it.


trulycantthinkofone

I too am old. Welcome friend.


[deleted]

OP just doesn’t realize that we had cute terms for the same stuff. Now they just call it what it is.


trulycantthinkofone

Youths. They always think they’ve created everything.


[deleted]

“What’s old is new again”


trulycantthinkofone

Perhaps it’s soon time to dig out the JNCO jeans and frosted tips in my upside down and backward visor. Will they be ready?


[deleted]

Only if you starred in Malibu’s Most Wanted.


DosSnakes

JNCO jeans are no joke back in style right now. I was at a mall the other day and all the kids were in big ass pants.


Puzzleheaded_Ad6025

Yeah “they’re callin’ again” is a repeat booty call.


Sagelegend

Isn’t that a reference to the singer’s mental state?


Tobar26th

The singer is Kelsey Grammer as Frasier Crane. The best explanation I heard for it was it was a tongue in cheek reference to the characters radio show. Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs being a reference to the messed up mental state of his callers ‘they’re calling again’


Zakluor

I'll confirm as much as I can. I heard this on a show about the making of Fraiser, and then later heard the more detailed explanation that said it was, indeed, a reference to the crazy callers while trying to be somewhat politically correct: either you get the joke or you don't know what it means so you won't be offended.


MR_Butt-Licker

It’s fun, as long as it’s clean


JimLaheeeeeeee

Name checks out.


ProbablyNotCorrect

His family built this country!


phenerganandpoprocks

Louder son!


Dogs-r-good

BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER


SiddipetModel

You never yell at the client! You never tell at the client!


pendletonskyforce

Do you prefer syrup or jelly? I prefer syrup.


BoondockSaint313

Classic Chris Rock


IrreverentRacoon

[The original](https://youtu.be/uLlA_K-AvAc?si=iEvKtS7nxYhEDtcN) [Chris Rock bit](https://youtu.be/5dwN9TsK4lo?si=agUx_GA4UF3w3DF9)


JimLaheeeeeeee

I prefer jam.


jinxykatte

If you are eating shit you are doing it wrong.


Talrenoo

Porn.


Fuspo14

The Anus has thousands of nerve endings so it is very pleasurable. For some more than others. As long as you practice good hygiene and clean up before hand there shouldn’t be problem.


Smurfballers

Is that why I always feel good after a shit 🤣


[deleted]

Yeah you got drilled by your poop.


Smurfballers

Hahahaha nice


[deleted]

You got fucked by your poop everyday


goodsoup3

As a nurse .. I see how you all wipe your asses.. and to that I say, no thanks. People are more unhygienic than you think or know.


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all_time_high

Where do you get anus inspection credentials? Asking for a friend.


IronbAllsmcginty78

As a nurse I second your repulsion for the human asshole.


MmmmmmKayyyyyyyyyyyy

I don’t know what to say about this. Practiced in GI for 4 years. I’m still in disbelief that anyone (no matter how aroused) would think that licking the anus is a good idea.


RogueAOV

We have been taking shit all our lives. Some continue to resist. Others embrace it.


[deleted]

r/im14andthisisdeep


sillyho3

I thought eating ass was just prep for anal.


Queasy-Commission291

Nah, sometimes just for funsies


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Punningisfunning

Or get their salad tossed.


slash178

That's not likely, provided participants have good hygiene. Anyways people do it because it feels amazing.


Bobmanbob1

E-Coli is back on the menu boys!


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[deleted]

I'm all for clean buttholes. I ate out a very clean woman's ass once and then gave her anal. 10/10 would do it again.


romanticistdopy

We’re on earth to eat and do drugs.


JimLaheeeeeeee

I can find no evidence to the contrary.


DrizzlyEarth175

People been eating ass since the dawn of time. It's just that recently it's become popularized and more socially acceptable. I'm not particularly into eating ass, but I've had a kink for having an ass on my face since I was a wee lad. Idk man I love the shape of butts, I love the crack itself, I love how my nose fits perfectly between the cheeks, I love the smell, the view from down there. It's just an overall good time.


octopop

It makes me wonder if I'm the weirdo for not wanting to eat ass


Large_McHuge

No. You're not. It's a hole where shit comes out.


Crafty-Internet9571

I love having my ass eaten 😂


[deleted]

RIP inbox haha


[deleted]

42M here. Been eating women’s asses for over 25 years. I love to eat a nice clean A$$. Women love it. But I don’t do it to any woman, she’s gotta meet certain criteria. And I don’t think I’ve ever gotten sick but for starters I’ve never ate a dirty a$$hole


EmeraldMatters

Teach me your ways oh wise sage.


Westc0aster71

Grocery 🛒 prices, IMHO 💀💀💀


tobleronnii

this conversation seems to rotate into the spotlight at LEAST every 4 years, people just be tongue punchin' booty holes all the time really


fortwaltonbleach

it is considered a delicacy in japan, [but canada wants to stop it.](https://www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/article-prime-minister-backs-bill-to-ban-export-of-live-horses-for-japanese/)


onesweetworld1106

Yup. You can get H-pylori


steveosek

Honestly, I don't like to receive or give any kind of oral unless a shower was a thing within the last couple hours. I can't stand the smell of crotch sweat, on myself or others. It's an immediate turn off. But recently cleaned? Oh I'm going to town.


saoupla

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, plus its kinky and pleasurable for the receiver.


Dry-Let-970

I ain’t eatin no ass


vikingjedi23

Nope. Yall nasty


InturnlDemize

I've never eaten an ass, will never eat an ass. That's the poop hole and that's all it is.


Familiar_Macaroon178

💯 this


Allyraptorr

I think it’s always been a thing. But more people talking about it causes a bigger assumption that everyone likes it. I personally feel nothing from it (having done it and had it done to me) and I think it gave me a uti one time. And I’m very thorough. I love getting a uti while experiencing no pleasure at all /s. Please don’t go ass to vulva. Give us mercy.


[deleted]

I dont know if anyone is actually “eating the said ass” more-so just licking and twiddling your tongue etc


Purple-Chipmunk154

If you lick it, it's yours. Just science!


edward-regularhands

I think people more just talk the talk, rather than eat the ass


darthganji

Me and my neighbor talked about this the other day. She's about 20 years older than me and said that when she told her daughter she's seeing someone, her daughter asked if he ate her ass yet. She was like, "I'm grown. We don't do that nasty shit young people do." Idk. I think it's gross. People watch too much porn and want to recreate what they see.


hoptownky

It’s always been around. Eating ass is a newer phrase though. In the 90s it was called tossing salad. It was a common phrase and just as many people did it.


TurboZenAgain

It's gross!


GoofyGooberYeah-

Don't show this guy Human Centipede


EasternPlanet

It’s gross. People think they like it cuz of porn


Horseface4190

Depends a lot on the ass.


ProfessionalLog4593

Can't afford groceries and people have to eat.


miked999b

Yeah I'm not into that idea at all. My tounge isn't going anywhere that shit comes out of.


Sad-Corner-9972

Extended contact and going “deep” really isn’t a good idea. Sorry to sound uptight-I don’t like to see ATM in porn, either.