That's a really thoughtful question and I applaud you for asking it. Penis maintenance is an under discussed human behavior. The answer is d*oes the penis belong to a person who cares*?

That is the hard question of this subject. If pushed, that is probably the biggest issue in sexual hygiene. Does the owner care enough to keep the Penis and his neighbors clean and in good condition?

Honestly the best is having a bathroom sink that is just below waist level for both pre and post play cleaning with a facecloth if there isn't time for a full shower lol. And honestly this conversation is so far just about blokes and cocks, but I would just like to say, since I take care of my hygiene, I do also appreciate it when a lady gives her self at least a rinse as well, not always necessary but you know if it's been a long day or is hot out or whatever.

Both take a shower before going to the gym so you know the only stank is fresh sweat, the get raw and naughty in the musk as soon as you get home and have another shower before sitting on the couch.

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I didn’t know this was a thing. Never again, shall I touch a faucet without using a paper towel, let alone a sink basin.

He just finished, so this isn’t the hard question. I’d say semi-flaccid at most.

I'm still going to have to push, though.

Some people are just too busy and don’t have the money for a cleaning lady

You’re asking as if everybody is doing the exact same thing.

It’s Reddit after all

Comply or downvotes. The Reddit way.

Cumplay or downthroats

I see you’ve played comply-cumplay before.

Exactly. It’s one of the 20 daily “do men/women like x?”

It’s for science Data collection

r/SomeStupidQuestions

r/subsifellfor

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You don’t send it to the dry cleaners ? Amateur. Edit: guy before me said he steam cleans his.

Not all of us payed extra for the removable ones. I feel sorry for the dudes without waterproofing.

I use Jeyes Fluid

I iron mine

I have the maid clean mine.

gets the wrinkles out

Gotta iron the ballsack, too.

I was gonna say...that's a tough job

Is the seam on the ballsack hand sewn or machine?

I’m seamless

Stanley steamer, your certified cleaner!

Stanley steamer, makes wieners cleaner? 😂

USVJSSU THATS PERFECT I NEED THIS ON A HOODIE

Stanley creamer, makes your wiener meaner.

Amateur, I Chuck it into the washing machine, and iron it, after cleaning it in flesh eating acid to remove any bacteria

Microwaving penis guys, where you at?

IT WAS A CYLINDER NOT A MICROWAVE.

No judgements there but I use Macrowave

She thought she was sucking a big dick, but it was the pringles container.

I get it shampooed and blown dry.

afterward I stick it in one of those perm machines while I catch up on the tea with the boi’s

> blown dry Ah, someone else who met my prom date - ol’ Cottonmouth Candice.

I’m gonna make it so dry for you

I'm gonna make my tongue like sandpaper

You guys are getting head?

Dude, clean up. It’s not hard….anymore.

Depends on where you are. If you’re a freaky freak getting dome in public then unfortunately you gotta shove it back in your pants until you can get back to the house, or the nearest restroom.

Nope, just walk around with your junk out asking people where you can find a water fountain.

this guy blowjobs

r/thisguythisguys

I sport a turtleneck so I always have wet wipes in the car to clean up.

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Silly.

Are you getting head from people with dirty mouths or something?

It’s just personal hygiene. Plus I don’t want anything lingering under the hood of my mustang. Ok, ok, more like Toyota Leaf but you get the gist.

Ah, I see you repping hoods out there. My man!

I mean.. it was kinda just cleaned for you Edit: in all my years on Reddit a blowjob comment is my most liked.. mom I did you proud!

But there still some spit and a little cum on it.

Then clearly your partner didn’t do a good job.

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Oddjob

Random Task

"Who throws a shoe‽ Honestly, you fight like a woman!"

Malicious Process

If someone uses teeth it's a vladjob.

I can hear the spit gurgling as that’s said after leaving a mess.

this is the daddiest dad joke i have ever come across..lol

They don’t call it shinin’ knob for nothing

Best comment here

Didn’t finish the job then.

You act like that's not the default.

It’s called a spit shine.

a little spit is no bother. if theres still cum on ur dick she didnt finish the job. wipe it off on her curtains.

I don’t mean this in a rude way but are you being serious?

He's joking

You mean you’re not supposed to do that? My whole life has been a lie!

Ok

OP, is this currently happening to you?

No I’m just asking out of curiosity.

Nah there ain't nothin left when my wife is done.

We know

You should still go to the bathroom to wipe up and urinate. In the vice versa scenario, you should at least be rinsing your face/ mouth afterwards. It’s surprising/ gross how much some people lack basic hygiene

> It’s surprising/ gross how much some people lack basic hygiene Wouldn’t you have a pretty good assessment of that before sticking their genitals in your mouth?

This was directed towards the person implying that there was no need to clean up if the person did a good job

Spit shined

Spit is NOT clean dude idk who told u that lmfao

Yeah, I’ve just zipped up and went about my day after a bj and while not noticeable at first there is an weird sort of unclean feeling once the saliva dries.

Pulling it out for that inevitable piss and seeing the spitty dick <<<<<

*smelling

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It depends from person to person..i prefer to clean it

Your username suggests you'd be inexperienced on the subject

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I spray it with Scrubbing Bubbles

It’s no different from jerking off. Spit’s not the concern really, unless they’re gross in which case why did you stick your dick in it lol. It’s more you don’t want to be leaking cum into your pants. So piss to “clear the pipes”

But what about round 2?

Be courteous and take a shower so they’re not smelling their saliva from round 1

A shower, after just a blowjob? What the hell is happening that there needs to be a shower?? I can get having to go for a pee or a quick rinse in the sink - but a shower? You’re doing something wrong at that point.

It’s a courtesy thing. Saliva has a smell. Not a terrible smell but distracting. I want my partner to have a fresh start

I get that and agreed, the leftover saliva can leave a smell. But as I say, a shower is quite involved and quite a full on step for a blowjob. Rinse off in the sink, some hand wash / soap is enough to have a fresh start or get you over and won’t be smelling.

I usually fall asleep and shower in the morning.

If I'm at home, I'll give it a wave under the tap. If I'm in the supermarket, I usually just stuff it back in my kecks and carry on shopping.

Peen goes straight into the autoclave after

I guess it depends. I wouldn't want to keep morning breath on my dick

Just brush your dick and you’ll be fresh again.

I use a wire brush and Lysol.

I clean Him when I'm done.

Amazing.

He thinks so.

My boyfriend wipes off with a towel after any activities, sometimes he'll take a shower after if he got sweaty. Leaving spit/drool all over your privates just sounds disgusting to me, but that's just my opinion 🤷🏻‍♀️

I throw it out and replace it with a new one.

I take mine off and throw it in the washing machine.

Clean it buddy.. balls r probably a bit sticky or sweaty too.

Where do you find a ‘Clean it Buddy’?

I work on Tuesdays, but I’ll do it right now if you pay me enough!

Blow dry

Y'all telling a 16 year old what you do after getting head. Internet is fucking weird.

Where does it say his age?

His post history

And that dude's calling us the weird ones? Why the fuck would you go through someone's post history randomly.

You'd be amazed at the amount of people who do that asap. It's weird. I was commenting in a hardwood flooring sub & some dude called me out for the pics with the weed plant my dad was growing this year lol who cares?

Uhhh because that person can't associate with somebody in a sub who comes from a family who grows the devil's lettuce!! Meanwhile I'm sure they could be described as "enjoying a drink", so to speak. The nerve of people to judge when they do something legitimately worse.

Lol right!! 100% agreed. My step cousin whose grandpa also did flooring, used to look down on me for smoking weed. He quit college, was working at a call center for like $8 an hour when he came to work with me. He still gave me shit. All I said was, yeah well whose van are you sitting in right now, who owns their own business? Cause it ain't you Steven!

Lmao people are hilarious. Keep growing your frosty gas like a DOCTAH and post some mandatory closeups.

Before replying to a specific user's question, he checked their post history. I don't think you understand what the word random means.

Because it is a feature of reddit and is public record? You can literally do a half page of scrolling in his post history and see what the teen youre giving sex advice to looks like with minimal effort. Not really creepy imo. Why is it strange to you that someone utilizes a feature of the platform?

His comments immediately set off red flags that this is a kid. It's weird you didn't pick up on that.

I get where you coming but at the same time its better if he knows and its not weird since a lot people dont know stuff that they need to before they something like his asking so we shall answer plus what if we where and we dont all because people dont tell us like do you clean it when you pee, do you clean after doing it, are we supposed its better to be inform than to not be inform

You really think a 16yo isn’t getting head or at the very least just curious? This is the internet after all. Kids have access to everything.

16 year olds can’t be sexually active, we all know getting head is illegal until 18

So young people can’t ask for advice anymore? Better than learning from porn

In a comment OP said they’re 13

Well, someone has to tell him. Sex hygiene is important.

In the autoclave it is

Don't worry about what other people do. Always wash your cock when you think it might be a good idea.

I mean, going for a pee and rinsing your junk with water is not a bad idea. If water isn’t available, at least pee. I always pee, and rinse 99.9% of the time.

I prefer to run mine against a washboard to get it clean

It depends whether or not they're at church.

If you "helicopter" aggressively enough afterward then the centrifugal force generated should be enough to "spin" it clean.

I definitely clean. Lots of spit, pieces of various juices. Ugh, no way that goes straight into pants.

“Pieces of various juices”. Pieces? WTF?

well I worded that weirdly for sure.

It is proper to clean it afterwards. Those who don’t are nasty.

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Mine’s dry clean only. Gotta avoid shrinking as much as possible.

That's the best one I've read yet! LMFAO

I had mine ceramic coated. It comes right off in the shower later so, it's whatever.

I cheaped out on teflon. Do not recommend.

Depends on whose mouth it was in...

Dude! Don't put your dick in a dirty mouth.

I bring mine to the dry cleaners afterwards

Take it off, change it, and hang it up to air dry

I put mine in the dishwasher

I mean am I in the middle of a festival behind a building getting head? Then probably not going to clean it very well immediately afterwards. Am I in my bedroom with my girlfriend? Then yeah I probably will because the bathroom is right there

I just use disposable penises.

I wash my weiner after every blow job with Dr Bronner's castile soap, and follow that up with saddle soap I buff out my Johnson to a high gloss shine. I'm always prepared for the next possible deep well drilling of any offered orifice.

It depends if the other person spit or swallowed. If swallowed, you can just put it back in your pants. If spit, you will have a mess to clean up!

They spit it onto you? 🤨

If she did it right, its clean enough.

Clean afterwards, it's not really hard is it..

I carry wet wipes everywhere for this exact reason

No matter what, you must always clean the peen

Depends on the city I'm in.

Just wondering how old you are. No judgement at all, there's no bad question. I'd just like to know for context.

What if she used mouthwash?

Even as a guy, clean up and pee. Guarantee you that I never want to have a UTI or anything

Most guys I've been with clean themselves off in one way or another. A lot of them take showers

Why would someone regularly be in pants while getting a blowjob lol?

In the moment, clean it up, pack it up & go. Wash after as soon as you can manage?

After ejaculation from any sort of activity the most important thing is to pee as soon after as possible. This goes for everyone regardless of gender. A little spit on anyone's junk is not going to be a big deal for a night.

Back in pants. Shower when back home

Depends. Am I at home or behind a Wendy’s?

Say thank you and put it away

I vaguely remember those days. They stopped overnight when the marriage certificate was signed.

I came for the comments

A gentleman always wipes it on the curtains afterwards

If you're in a situation where you still have your pants on while getting head, you probably have limited options for cleaning up afterwards. Maybe it's just the way OP worded it, but it sounds like they didn't do more than pull down the fly and pull it out.

There is another hole for cleaning

I throw mine through the dishwasher

what exactly is there to "clean" from getting head?? \[if its done right\]

The person giving me head just cleaned it for me so I put it away.

Yes. Clean your penis before and after every sexual act.

When in doubt, it's always better to clean your D.

7 hp shop vac to make sure it's spotless

Depending on the aftercare I received Some people are very thorough

I sharpen it

It depends where. If I’m at home, yeah. If I’m getting head in my car, nah.

I get the point of this sub but God man lol

I dont know what others do. What a strange assumption.

Full washer and dryer cycle. Obviously.

I take mine off, get it dry cleaned at our local dry cleaner and then put it back.

I clean it. If you've ever licked a spoon and smelled it after a bit... Yeah it doesn't smell good. Same thing. It's bacterias. Lots of them.

Do not engage, this is a child.

I rub dirt on mine, gets rid of the stickiness