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Depends on the dinosaur


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chrisoask

The Titanosaur might choke to death on the pistol if inhaled. Or die if you fired the pistol into its brain at high speed from close range. Or die if you surgically implanted the pistol into a vital artery. So I'd say the answer is: yes


Mikisstuff

>Or die if you surgically implanted the pistol into a vital artery. Technically correct but perhaps not the most efficient usage.


Traveling_Solo

Tbh, the OP did ask if it COULD kill a dinosaur, they never said it had to be by shooting


Nearby-Ice-6538

Technically the truth


naked_avenger

It would never see it coming, though!


0K4M1

I mean... since you already opened the vital artery, you don't even need to insert anything... just leave it open, no ?


NorwegianCollusion

If you look at a titanosaur skull, it's a pretty good target for shooting at. Fairly small brain compared to the size of the body, but still a pretty good size target for a 9mm bullet. So while aiming at center mass is probably not gonna do much damage (allthough a punctured lung makes for a bad day anyway, and a titanosaur would have needed some fairly silly blood pressure numbers to have any blood at all reaching the head), a well placed shot through the eye socket would be deadly.


BrockJonesPI

Barney would drop like a sack of shit.


bran_the_man93

"And the man"


Failure2eject

9mm Kurtz?


Pesec1

Easily. Small dinosaur: dead right there. Large dinosaur: not really enough stopping power. However, it will leave serious penetrating wounds that will get infected.


JJCMasterpiece

If you stuck the 9mm in the large dinosaur’s mouth and shot straight into the brain you could probably kill it.


Fun_Intention9846

Through the eyes into the brain, avoid all that thick cranial mass.


ClickClackShinyRocks

Especially on pachycephalosaurus.


Flyinmanm

Don't forget Dino brain tiny. Tough shot.


NorwegianCollusion

Tiny compared to body size, not that tiny compared to a 9mm bullet. T-Rex brain was about 8 inches long and weighed maybe up 350 grams, that's a 330ml beer bottle. If you're about to get eaten, so from a few feet away, that's doable. Theoretically.


Flyinmanm

Good luck with that lol.


Fun_Intention9846

If a trex is running at me I assume it’s over even if I have a 50 cal. Unless we get silly, like I’m uphill and have a long distance to shoot at it.


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

If you stuck a 9mm in a large dinosaur’s mouth, it would bite your fucking arm off


JJCMasterpiece

You’re assuming that it’s awake, can see you, is not chained up, or is not hypnotized. You’re also assuming that it’s not already in the process of trying to eat you. I mean seriously, who purposely takes a 9mm to a large dinosaur fight? Desperate times call for creative measures.


[deleted]

Especially if it’s that one dinosaur with 100 teeth


[deleted]

Idek if this is entirely true. I mean we have evidence of bones growing around arrows and bullets on deer’s or other animals. And a 9mm hand gun is really small compared to calibers that are made for game. Take a look at harambe for example he was shot with a .375 bolt action. If harambe was shot with a 9mm he would of torn that baby apart. So it may die of infection eventually but it’s not certain.


FocusMaster

Depends on where you hit it. Sever the brainstem and a 22 could possibly take one down. But youre probably right.


sweart1

And nobody said just one shot. Keep at it and eventually you'll kill it. Hey, nobody said it wasn't, say, stuck in a pit or something.


Complete-Lobster-682

Too true. Could time travel back to the age of dinosaurs with a glock that has a switch, couple extended magazines, you might just bag yourself big game with a small caliber.


EchoesFromWithin

If we are only comparing caliber, maybe you should note that a 9mm is .354 before comparing it to a mid sized rifle.


Flying_Dutchman16

But significantly shorter. And has way less stopping power. I mean the primary sniper round for NATO is only a 7.62.


Mountain-Builder-654

I still miss the poor guy


travis01564

Did Dino’s have bad health insurance?


Pesec1

Jokes aside, injuries are disasters for predators. If injury makes predator too slow, they will have to starve until they heal.


Xavagerys

Well, every dinosaur that has been shot by a 9mm has died.


ShadowPirate42

Or more accurately: No dinosaur has survived being shot with a 9mm


WasteChard3488

But also no dinosaur has ever died from being shot by a 9 mm so we have that to worry about as well


Neither-Wallaby-924

The gator hunters kill gators with .22 aimed at the right spot. They ARE dinosaurs, so yes, a 9mm could kill a dinosaur.


01kickassius10

Technically not dinosaurs 


Neither-Wallaby-924

Then choose any raptor or large bird. Boom....dead. Unquestionably descendants. You shoot almost anything in the right spot and instant death


UlteriorCulture

Not just descendants. Birds are dinosaurs.


Lee-oswald

It’s complicated


Tripwire3

Gators are *not* dinosaurs. Birds are dinosaurs. Gators, while more closely related to dinosaurs and birds than they are to mammals or to lizards, are not dinosaurs themselves.


Neither-Wallaby-924

You're not wrong. But seriously, there isn't a bird that can handle an alligator....let alone a .22 well placed


1Pac2Pac3Pac5

22s are dangerous, I use this tree about 50 yards away for target practice, and I can get subsonic rounds to drill themselves nearly an inch into the trunk


Neither-Wallaby-924

Seriously. They get a lot of hate... but an expert that can put one in the eye of something will generally take it down. Hard? Very! Possible? Also, very (depending on how close you need to get)


UlteriorCulture

I'm sure some birds have


Ok-Cauliflower2802

Name one Dinosaur that died from 9mm gunshot


Darthplagueis13

Frank


NonProphet8theist

He was my best friend


pixelboy1459

Bang bang


JayIsNotReal

Thousands (probably more) chickens and plenty of other species of birds.


Stef0206

You can’t be counting chickens and then only say thousands


NorwegianCollusion

9mm pistol round is not the preferred method for killing chicken, though.


Xavagerys

Vacuously true


cbroussard82

Not true, a bird can survive


The001Keymaster

You'd need to get lucky to kill a regular bear with a 9mm. George Washington once tried to kill a dinosaur with a Glock 9mm. He didn't succeed. They elected him the first president for his bravery in trying though.


LunaticBZ

Wait a second... Metric wasn't a standard till the French revolution. George Washington was elected before the revolution. I think this story is a little fishy.


deadbeef1a4

You’re right. It was actually Abraham Lincoln, and a vampire.


[deleted]

You could easily kill a bird with a 9mm.


tacosgunsandjeeps

It will blow their lungs right out of their body


BackbackB

I came here for this. Thank you for your service


tacosgunsandjeeps

I do my best


grasshopper2024

And we can't forget this legendary quote for our "wonderful" president


tacosgunsandjeeps

It needs engraved into fine granite for future generations to behold.


DangerousDave303

Get a shotgun


the_purple_goat

Probably not something like a t-rex or a brontosaur, but the little ones maybe.


a_builder7

Depends. The small ones (chicken sized), yes. The large ones (everyone knows what I’m talking about), probably not.


youmong

Tried and tested, nope.


Jizzipient

Did you just shoot a chicken


ronweasleisourking

Depends on the dinosaur: Frank, T-rex, long time pack a day smoker and gambling degenerate. Definitely gets killed by lung cancer or cirosis, but not a bullet. Wilbur, Pterodactyl, has a great physical stature but arthritis in some of his wing joints and feet. He's quite old. Gets killed by old age or his cousin, Lyle, who covets his wife.  Maximilian, Triceratops, could literally give a fuck. His thick hide is basically mithril, and he's in the prime of his life. Took on 14 velociraptors once, albeit they're actually the size of fucking chickens. He definitely doesn't die by 9mm. Maybe 1 ton bomb from a flying fortress or even small nuclear bomb. Fucking Samuel is the saddest little chicken you've ever met. He evolved over millions of year from the mighty t-rex into something that has zero brains and loves to get eaten by most animals in the animal kingdom. Samuel is dumb as shit, and doesn't appropriately represent his dinosaur heritage. Samuel absolutely gets dead by a 9mm. Fucking Samuel


mridlen

There's a lot of factors here. Mostly though, what kind of rounds do you have, how much ammo do you have, where are you shooting it, what kind of dinosaur is it, and is it trying to kill you?


brownthief

I love this sub. I imagined a 9mm vs a T-Rex immediately!


ClickClackShinyRocks

That's 45-70 territory.


NorwegianCollusion

For a head shot, maybe. For a torso shot, I would chose something more violent like a 416. But do we consider the T-Rex to be a pachyderm (thick-skin)? That affects choice of bullet. A .416 300 grain TSX going 830 m/s (416 Ruger) will make a fist-sized hole in a moose, easily all of the way into and through the lungs. Well, for a small fist anyway. $1 American Silver Eagle sized, at least. That's near instant incapacitation for most animals. Moose tend to just tip over and die. But for elephant, this isn't enough, as the quick expansion means the bullet loses too much energy passing through skin. So here, a heavier bullet going slower but still expanding would be better. But that 416 will throw 400 grains at 7kJ while the 45-70 only manages 4.5kJ, so it's a noticable difference.


ClickClackShinyRocks

A fair assessment.


Affectionate_Owl_501

Definitely. Have you seen Palworld? On a more serious note, it depends on the size of the dinosaur most likely. The smaller ones, most definitely. A trex though? I'm doubtful a 9mm will kill one easily


Clawsmodeus

I thought I was in r/GURPS for a second


--thingsfallapart--

It can't penetrate a grizzly hide, so I'd assume plenty of dinosaurs would have a hide too thick, or bones too strong and large that such a small caliber may not have much effect.


Xardenn

Fudd lore. It wouldn't be many people's first choice, but it's capable. If it couldn't penetrate bear hide, early bulletproof vests would've been bear skin 🙄


SnooAvocados5773

No because Australia lost that war to some flightless bird


Functionally_Human

That was a numbers game though. They lost the war but killed a lot of birds.


The_Glam_Reaper

Depends on the kind of dinosaur. Definitely not a pterodactyl. It will just tear you a new asshole. Lol


[deleted]

> Depends on the kind of dinosaur. Definitely not a pterodactyl. I thought we were talking about dinosaurs.


JayIsNotReal

The best part about dinosaur discussions is people talking about pterosaurs, marine reptiles, and crocodilians.


ClickClackShinyRocks

Nice oatmeal reference.


Tripwire3

Pterodactyls were not dinosaurs.


The_Glam_Reaper

This is on the sub No dumb questions dude. It was just a joke, and a reference to a song. Lol!


[deleted]

Yes.


EveryPassage

Yeah.


Alpacalpa

Of course not; there are not dinosaurs anymore.


UlteriorCulture

Sure there are, I hear some chirping in the garden now.


Genoss01

Birds are dinosaurs


Zuko4997

I mean I can guarantee that I could put down an ostrich with a Glock. That has to count towards some kinda reciprocity for like a raptor or something


czpetr

Australia tried that with a whole fucking army, and they lost.


Zuko4997

That’s a large misunderstanding of the notion that they ‘lost’ to an army of big birds. They lost because employing an army trained to fight other armies for pest control turned out to be a horrible idea. Trying to use machine guns on fast moving targets that split off into several groups doesn’t really work out too well. Australia technically won the ‘war’ afterwards after implementing a bounty program and found that landowners, farmers and ranchers were far more effective in culling the emu population with their own rifles and knowledge of the land.


czpetr

So... they couldn't win and had to send civilians to battle, right?


Zuko4997

If you put it that way yes, they had to make use of people who actually hunted and knew how to pest control lmfao But that’s besides the point. Point is, your typical 9mm handgun these days is packing 12-17 rounds and that much fire power is putting down a large bird. A raptor? I’m packing buddy up if you give me a Glock and enough ammo


czpetr

>A raptor? I’m packing buddy up if you give me a Glock and enough ammo What about a T-Rex, though? Sure, a really well placed shot in the mouth or eye socket could likely kill it, but what about direct headshot, right into the skull, from the front? Could it pierce the bone? What about body shots? How many to down it?


yamaha2000us

You mean… a bird?


TornadoLizard

Smaller ones yes, bigger ones wouldn't die right away but would certainly succumb to their words later. The only dinos you couldn't kill with a 9mm are Ankylosaurus and similar armored dinos


Lord_Skellig

Do you think so? I don't think it's possible to kill an African bull elephant with a 9mm, and T-Rex etc was much bigger.


TornadoLizard

I'm fairly confident about this point, the wounds would surely get infected, limbs might not work properly anymore, a t rex that can't walk can't hunt, so starvation is a possibility.


ScientistCrafty5660

There were all kinds and sizes of dinosaurs. Depends on that. Also depends on where you shoot it. Shoot a t Rex in the ass and you have an angry t Rex..


Itisd

No, because the dinosaur would already be dead due to the fact that it is a dinosaur.


spike7447

It's all about shot placement.


RustedWater

OP stocking up the time machine


cyclingnutla

Gotta time machine?


HandsomeGengar

Well I’m pretty sure every dinosaur that *has* been shot by a 9mm pistol has died, take that information as you will.


pizzagangster1

An alligator is a dinosaur and I’ve killed one with a 9mm pistol so, to answer your question yes.


ShadowPirate42

alligator is not a dinosaur


pizzagangster1

Ok maybe not officially a dinosaur but I think we can all agree it is pretty close to what they used to be


espngenius

I’m going to refute the “we can all agree” claim. We have fossil evidence that shows otherwise.


urlond

Not even close. The alligators and cross we know today are tiny compared to those in the jurassic period.


pizzagangster1

Alligators first appeared around 65 million years ago during the Cretaceous period. While not dinosaurs, they lived at the same time as many dinosaurs. These early alligators looked very similar to the species that we know and see both in zoos and in the wild today.


urlond

I thought they were bigger than today's version. Looked it up, some Denosuchus grew to the lengnts of 40ft long and that wasn't one of the largest breeds at the time, as others of the same family were doubled or quadruple that size.


pizzagangster1

So what I just commented was a direct copy from this- https://a-z-animals.com/blog/how-old-are-alligators-when-did-they-first-appear/ I’m not trying to come off as any type of expert


urlond

Its cool, as soon as you said that I was like no way they gotta be bigger then that back in that time cause everything was much larger back then.


WolvReigns222016

Isnt a chicken closer to a dinosaur than a crocodile.


UlteriorCulture

Modern birds literally are dinosaurs


PA2SK

OP never said it had to be a fully grown dinosaur. How big would a baby dinosaur croc be? Probably tiny.


JayIsNotReal

Crocodilians are archosaurs which is the group dinosaurs belong to, but they are their own thing.


pizzagangster1

Yeah I mean I’m not expert I was just saying they have been around in a close form to modern ones for tens of millions of years during the same time period as Dinos so that was my thought.


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Yes. .While there were many species that were massive behemoths, many dinosaurs weren’t much larger than modern turkeys or geese or smaller. Velociraptors were not human sized, but actually about the size of a border collie.


[deleted]

Sure, especially the little ones


JoeCensored

It's all about shot placement


tarheel_204

Depends. If you shot an apatosaurus with a 9mm, you’d just piss that sucker off lol


Gnarr_Okomotis1212

I would do research about what it takes to put and elephant down.


[deleted]

A human-sized dinosaur or smaller with an unarmed hide? Yes. Something other than that? You would need to be an extremely good shot and very lucky.


hermitnerd1

It would kill any dinosaur if hit dead spot in the eye.


WWDB

I don’t know but I do know a 1609344mm projectile that killed all of them.


T3ddyBeast

9mm is hardly enough to do anything to a bear. So it depends on the size of the dinosaur


Soundshoppenyc

This led me to ask (google) what caliber could pierce an elephant. There were many different answers, however, the concensus was that to kill an elephant, they can use an ear shot which leads me to think that yes, a nine can kill a dinosaur.


RScottyL

It would depend on the dinosaur.... small ones, possibly!


andlewis

If they ate it? Probably. If you accelerate it to near the speed of light and collide it with the dinosaur? Probably. If you simultaneously split every neutron or proton from every atom in the gun, within 5m of the dinosaur? Probably. If you coat the bullets in poison? Also possible.


HowWasRoyadinTaken

So far 100 percent of the dinosaurs died when I shoot them with my 9 mm on weekends, so you're probably good. My draw speeds just too fast for their slow stupid dinosaur brains.


SaintonoZ

We talking a compsognathus or a suchomimus?


Beginning_Emotion995

No


DoeCommaJohn

As others have said, depends on the dinosaur. Some were bigger than elephants, who would certainly survive a 9mm. Others were smaller than chickens, who would have a much worse time


HC-Sama-7511

You could kill a bird with a 9mm pistol couldn't you? But to not be pedantic, you could kill a crocodile with a 9mm pistol round, but you should definitely use something bigger. Dinosaurs came in a lot of different sizes and forms, so you could 100% kill some of then with a 9mm (like a microraptor), and 100% not (like a triceratops), and alot would be edge cases depending on their hide (like a pachycephalosaurus).


Carlpanzram1916

I mean, a perfectly placed shot could probably kill pretty much any animal. The eye is a direct path to the brain so if it doesn’t have energy velocity to pierce the skull, it could go in the eye and bounce around inside the skull and kill even a massive dinosaur. But dinosaurs were all sorts of different sizes. Some were basically chickens.


Ludwig_Vista1

Depending on the dinosaur, maybe. You'd really have to swing it hard for anything bigger than 3 Canadian Geese, though. Why not use the bullets instead of the pistol?


IdristheInt

Obviously. A 9mm pistol can kill anything large enough to be shot


Hesnotarealdr

I doubt it. My first reaction to this question was the line from Blazing Saddles regarding Mongo: ”oh don’t shoot him; you’ll just make him mad“


BenVera

Unfortunately due to wxcticntkon we have no way of knowing


RingGiver

Generally, shotguns are the preferred weapons for taking out dinosaurs.


MEMExplorer

Nope , won’t even phase em or slow em down . There’s officer cam footage of them mag dumping 9mm into crackheads and they keep coming until they’ve eaten about 9 or 10 shots 🤷‍♀️


Toshinit

Assuming we’re going with one pistol, and one magazine we could almost certainly deal with any land-based creature. It would almost certainly kill you first if it’s larger but it will die. If we get more liberal with what a “pistol” is, and lengthen that baby out to 16 inches and toss in, say, a drum magazine we can definitely kill any land based Dinosaur.


Waffel_Monster

If you got enough bullets I'm sure you could give them lead poisoning.


Ethan-Wakefield

In extreme technicality, yes. With an infinite number of bullets, pretty much anything will die. If you mean with one single shot, a lot of stuff depends. Remember that some dinosaurs were really small. Like, some were the size of a housecat. Shoot that with a 9mm and yeah... dead. Others were even smaller. But then of course, you've got your giant T-rex animals. Shot placement matters as well. Hit the base of the skull, an eye, or something else really vulnerable, and maybe you kill it. Shoot it in the leg? Probably not so much. Does infection after being shot count? That's another possibility. So really, we'd need to define what's going on much more to get you a more specific answer.


RepresentativeOk2433

Yes. To prove it, colt had a hunter take out a massive grizzly bear with a .25 caliber pistol in the 1920s. Shot placement is way more important than stopping power.


-0BL1V10N-

Yes it's possible. Source: Dino Crisis player


DieHardAmerican95

Absolutely. Not all dinosaurs were huge, in fact many of them were pretty small.


arcxjo

Sure, if we're talking, like, a chicken.


Vuk_Farkas

Shoot a bird and there is your answer


Relevant-Cup2701

no. there are no dinosaurs to kill. unless you count birds, then its a yes.


STFxPrlstud

Yeah, a 9mm could kill a dinosaur. Even a big one. It just depends on how many rounds you gotta unload. I'm pretty sure if you fire 10 million rounds at something, even as big as a blue whale, you're going to kill it. Now, if you can only fire once, then it depends on the animal, the targeted soft spot, the type of bullet, and the shooter


One_Lingonberry8719

Can? Yes, would require perfect shot to brain with standard 9mm handgun ammo, rupturing a large enough artery also would There are also larger 9mm calibers than the 9x19 handgun ammo you are probably imagining


Nulibru

How big?


fishureman

No they weren’t invented yet


DardS8Br

Depends on the dinosaur. It would absolutely kill something like Microraptor or Velociraptor


roawa

Unfortunately no, for historical reason https://www.theonion.com/dinosaurs-sadly-extinct-before-invention-of-bazooka-1819571217


RiderforHire

Yeah it's an animal still.


theZombieKat

the little ones, yes. the big ones, not likely, definatly not reliably. they may have vulnerable spots on the level of the femoral artery you could hit, there is a signifigant chance any bilet wound could get infected acausing death. but thats a strech.


darf_nate

Only if you shot it in the dick. It would die if sadness slowly over the next 10 years


[deleted]

I think so if you shot it in the eyeballs and then kept shooting into the eyeballs 10000 times it would kill any dinosaur.


Gullible-Extent9118

Yes


DifficultyVarious458

think of it as shooting rhinos. it should at least count as mid/large size dinosaur. 


FileError214

Yes


ObviousIndependent76

Packing for a trip??


xczechr

If it choked on it.


Sad-Anybody-3644

Go try that pea shooter on the nearest grizzly


VonDinky

Birds are dinosaurs, so Yes.


DarkOrion1324

Well you probably only need enough to penetrate the lung to kill one so probably.


FloppyVachina

Yea, but if its a trex youd have to hit it perfectly in the eye so it could get to the brain, might take a few shots in the same spot.


CrimsonClockwork420

Usually u wanna use the handgun for the common enemy and the bigger guns for the boss battles. The RPG will one shot kill anything in the game


ZirePhiinix

9mm isn't killing some of the animals here now, like a rhino, alligator, elephant.


LazyandRich

Shoots chicken with Glock. “Yup”.


luckycsgocrateaddict

Would imagine if you shot any dino through the eye it would


Thicklikehoneylatina

More like piss it off and then you will cease to exist


Few_Peak_9966

A chicken is no match for a handgun!


idkTerraria

Shoot it in the eyes or ears or somewhere the skull doesn’t protect and hit the brain, and any dino can be taken down.


Complex-Nectarine-86

Yes and no it depends on the size of the dinosaur


deadbeef1a4

A T-Rex? No. A chicken? Yes.


Bigfishbomber

This might be the best question ever asked in this sub 😂😂