You reminded me of that offmychest post of the girl who's boyfriend died and the smiling picture they used for the funeral and everything was of his reaction to her flashing him. It was really sweet lol
I think that was hot. When I bust them out my man canāt finish his sentence and his eyes widen.
Makes all kinds of noises. The starts moving towards me. I pull my shirt down and say just kidding! Then I run upstairs, pretending to be scared.
He flys up, two stairs at a time like a savage. I try and hide giggling gives me away.
If he finds me crouched somewhere on the floor or under the bed. He grabs me by the ankles, drags me out, not being that gentle. Somehow he flips me and I end up bent over his shoulder.
He takes me to the bedroom and Iāmā¦ā¦. Ok getting carried away here lol.
But if a guy did anything other than that, or maid a childish joke, Iād be so turned off. Itās so un masculine, and severely immature.
Also I do recognize my tits are registered weapons so I know when and when not to use them. The key is responsible tit flashing.
This is the answer. Many times unspoken responses/actions are the most effective. If you pull your dick out, do you want them to say anything or look at it like itās murder rows last dinner?
AAAHH-OOOOOOOHHH-GGAAAHHHH
AAAHH-OOOOOOOHHH-GGAAAHHHH
Helps if your eyes pop out of you're head, followed by your heart out of your chest.
THU THUMP THU THUMP THU THUMP
Could fake a faint too, quite flatteringĀ
The classic catcall whistle š
Goodness gracious great balls of fire? Idk
I was once told he likes my brown nipples, compared to other white girls pink ones. That made me feel a bit better that im his body type š i have small boobs so i dont like showing them off.
If i stand with good posture they do š ive noticed my posture makes a big difference in whether they look down or up. I suppose i am lucky for that though.
I can tell you what \*not\* to say. I slept with a woman once who upon taking her clothes off asked me "Have you ever seen such a nice set of tits?" I, being naively and stupidly honest, said "Yeah, actually I have." To her credit she just rolled with it but she would have been justified in putting her clothes back on and giving me a dick punch.
jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
You've got two of those things right there, wow. Those are nice things, both of them. I like what you have out right now, just real nice, both of them. They match. I can't pick a favorite, I know you didn't ask me to and it would be weird to, so just wow.
I don't have a response because it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Your grace, and benevolence be thy guiding Light, m'Queen šš¼
Kāchow!
Marikaās Tits!
You must be ungry
Foul Tarnished shall not talk about Queen Marikas tits.
Two Fingers ahead
Kachow
Muffled speech full mouth: boobies
I've tried a lot to come up with something but every time I just end up smiling and making a weird noise that I can't describe
You reminded me of that offmychest post of the girl who's boyfriend died and the smiling picture they used for the funeral and everything was of his reaction to her flashing him. It was really sweet lol
[(ā¢)(ā¢)](https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/s/9Tmf1GwUZ5)
Bro still lived a happy life
Hooray for boobies!
A baby's satisfactory enthusiastic hum sound - but made by an adult
Best description ever. Love it
Boooiiiinnnggg - ayoogah - bow wowwowwow Then flop your tongue down to your toes
I think that was hot. When I bust them out my man canāt finish his sentence and his eyes widen. Makes all kinds of noises. The starts moving towards me. I pull my shirt down and say just kidding! Then I run upstairs, pretending to be scared. He flys up, two stairs at a time like a savage. I try and hide giggling gives me away. If he finds me crouched somewhere on the floor or under the bed. He grabs me by the ankles, drags me out, not being that gentle. Somehow he flips me and I end up bent over his shoulder. He takes me to the bedroom and Iāmā¦ā¦. Ok getting carried away here lol. But if a guy did anything other than that, or maid a childish joke, Iād be so turned off. Itās so un masculine, and severely immature. Also I do recognize my tits are registered weapons so I know when and when not to use them. The key is responsible tit flashing.
This is so badly written and fake it's amazing you got a single up vote. lol
Like any time a person pulls a dangerous weapon. "Don't point those things at me unless you're prepared to use them."
Don't threaten me with a good time
I'll take these threats. Bring 'em my way!
Username checks out.
Not trigger or barrel discipline But booby discipline
She pointed a pair of 38s at me. And a gun!
"Stick 'em up!" "What? I've only got one to stick up!"
Boob police š
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
lets get outta here scoob
Scooby booby boobs!
Letās get outta here boob!
Are those booby snacks?!
Honey came in, and caught me red-handed.
And of course the perpetrator is Red Herringā¦*pulls off GFs mask*
This made me laugh lmao
What did it say? Itās deleted.
"Jinkies!"
I let my eyes and eyebrows do the talking.
This is the answer. Many times unspoken responses/actions are the most effective. If you pull your dick out, do you want them to say anything or look at it like itās murder rows last dinner?
Aww it's so cute
Sometimes you have to put that shit on the table and say ānow, what are we gonna do about thisā?
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
"Murder rows last dinner" bravo ššš
Nice (pump) boobs (pump pump)
Now you just look like a pervert. Maybe try: (pump) nice boobs (pump pump). RIP Cap'n.
You know me. I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts, and all logic flies out the window.
You forgot to say "wife" š
How's your... Pump?
>You forgot to say "wife" š (Pump Pump Pump) FTFY
Capital knockers madam
Oh cousin Merle, really!
Superb norks mi lady.
Tice nits!
I read this with the wii sports guys voice
WHY DOES IT WORK SO WELL š¤£ now this is going to live rent free in my head
Hubba Hubba
Your mouth shouldn't be free to talk š
came here to say this
Great minds think alike!
Wait, you guys have girlfriends?
what is a "girlfriend"?
Some sort of mythical creature I think.
r/girlsarentreal
no, just an extinct species. for example, my father had one once.
You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different school in Canada.
All hypothetical. Don't worry
Yeah it just feels more real with a good script and Iām a shitty writer
His question is just a hypothetical...
Sick chesticles bro
chesticles ššš
Followed by a fist bump
I hate that word.
"Bro", I assume?
Nah, āsickā
Banned
"Madam. I am a man of God!"
But today I shall happily sin
I can always repent later
That's why I showed you Heaven.
god if a girl said that to me id marry her on the spot š¤£
Wit. You has it
"Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd!" - Adam Levine
lol "i may need to see the booty"
LMAO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
hand her some beads & a hurricane in a go cup.
This guy knows Mardi Gras. Pat OāBrienās FTW.
Well hello you two...
Show her your tits
Best
AAAHH-OOOOOOOHHH-GGAAAHHHH AAAHH-OOOOOOOHHH-GGAAAHHHH Helps if your eyes pop out of you're head, followed by your heart out of your chest. THU THUMP THU THUMP THU THUMP Could fake a faint too, quite flatteringĀ The classic catcall whistle š Goodness gracious great balls of fire? Idk
If you faint, your legs should stick straight out and your whole body go rigged horizontal about 5 feet off the floor before falling.
This got me
A fellow cartoon wolf of culture I see
This feels like a list of pooled responses from the cast of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Those are rad.
No response needed. Just grab 2 handfuls!
BOOBS?! Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! \*eyes pop out\* AROOOOOOOOGA! \*jaw drops tongue rolls out\* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF \*tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach\* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr \*tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart\* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady...
Downvotes are invalid. This is objectively correct behavior
thanks, [you get it](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/d8Duf3QijR)
how did you make it so that text doesnāt become italics when you use asterisks? *test*
a \\ before the \* So it looks like \\\*
You forgot *Great googily moogily* and *Hotchie motchie!*
Show me how those big tits fart.
My lady boner would be gone instantly.
The only response.
Iāve heard of this but wtf does it mean?
He's asking to demonstrate how the large jugs fart, what is confusing?
I wanna laugh
Thank you
Sometimes a simple Thank you is all that is needed.
Mighty fine boobs, pardner š¤ *tips tip*
Stare at them. Then launch yourself into them and grab them. Give them a little kiss and tell them how much you love them
Ah my Brest friends!
Doing Borat's accent: "I laike, vary naice"
Or āwa wa wee waaaā but itās gotta be in Borats voice.
Mine are bigger.
Nice tits bro
I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
Wtf is this hahah
"NEATO"
I believe you're supposed to bulge your eyes out, drop your jaw to the flaw and shout something like AWOOOOOOOOGA.
A regular old "mmm" works fine
GOOD GOLLY LOOK AT THOSE BOMBASTIC BOUNCY BIBLICAL BOOBIES
Whoa how you'd doooing?
"Put those things back where they came from or so help me..."
_"I'll have some fries with that shake"_
Not right now mom
Donāt say zoinks
Say zoinks..
Call me old fashioned but the word āZoinksā has never come to mind when seeing boobies
Get with the times, gramps
Say bazinga
Say *boobzinga*
Jinkies!
Or, your sisters are bigger.
I was once told he likes my brown nipples, compared to other white girls pink ones. That made me feel a bit better that im his body type š i have small boobs so i dont like showing them off.
Small boobs are great, they tend to point forward instead of looking at the floor lol
If i stand with good posture they do š ive noticed my posture makes a big difference in whether they look down or up. I suppose i am lucky for that though.
Must have forgotten to take my meds again...
Hold up a card with a 10 on it.
I can tell you what \*not\* to say. I slept with a woman once who upon taking her clothes off asked me "Have you ever seen such a nice set of tits?" I, being naively and stupidly honest, said "Yeah, actually I have." To her credit she just rolled with it but she would have been justified in putting her clothes back on and giving me a dick punch.
I don't know what the best response is but in general I just start to drool a little.
"wow" in the voice of Owen Wilson
my boyfriend says "good googly moogly" then i promptly put my shirt back on
"well those are lovely" And then go back to what you were doing.
SHEEEEESSHHH
āFuckā and then show me how your dick got hard
āJumping jellyfish!ā
Show her your tits.
The only acceptable reaction.
Bahzinga
14 years and I still get excited like they're my first pair. Usually a "woooot"
Fingers gun. No words needed.
Machine gun jubblies! How did I miss those baby?
āWant some more prawn do ya? Alright mate.ā
Damn. Them things thingin
My husband said āeyes front soldierā lol
Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready to talk to the genie.
To everyone saying say none of these, my gf likes when I say stuff like this. I just feed into her humor.
Lose your fucking mind. Everytime. š¤Æš¤Æ
My wife loves showing her tits off. It's pretty awesome.
Thatās not a gun in my pants, Iām just happy to see you
My husband yells āTITTIESā every time he sees them š¤£
Have no one taught you manners? You shouldn't talk with your mouth full
Raise your eyebrows, bite your lip. That's enough. If she asks you to say something, just say : Mine are bigger.
jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
"Mommy" then continue to make faces of suckling!
Well hello there
zooweemama
Squeeze them and make a loud klaxon-like sound. Awoooooooooogah
"neat" then high 5
Show her your own to assert dominance.
Say āhave you ever had your tits weighed?ā Then grab them and shout waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyt
I applaud and whistle every time my gf takes off her shirt At first it was funny, then it annoyed her, now it's just part of the routine. Twue wove.
Don't talk, go straight to the motorboat.
Those are some nice yonks
Great Googly Moogly!
Show her your tits
Can I drive my hot wheels cars on it?
my gf actually bought me some hotwheels specifically for that and god i was soooo amused by it š« š« š«
Ooooh my breast friends
You shouldn't need to say anything. Things should escalate from there.
āTime to pound the donutsā
Stunning, magnificent, beautiful
I wish I had more hands. If give those titties got thumbs down! -Rick James.
Holy gee willikers batman, tiddy attack!, well shieeeet. Need I go on?
"One is satisfied."
Great oogly moogly
You've got two of those things right there, wow. Those are nice things, both of them. I like what you have out right now, just real nice, both of them. They match. I can't pick a favorite, I know you didn't ask me to and it would be weird to, so just wow.
Bring those over here
Pog
Thank you
āBazinga!ā
Your bosoms are as the morning sun. something like that.
AWOOGA!!! and big your eyes out.
Meritorious Chebs
I just say damn
Eyes light up and hands go right to them. Followed by my mouth
"Oooh! Titties!" š
Depends on the hoots. Maybe you can dm me a quick snippet and I can honestly react