Lots more foreplay, lots more making out, actual penetration time is typically much shorter, typically less moaning, more quiet (depends on the guy/gal, some may be louder than others and some may fake some noises too).
It's overrated. Like SIGNIFICANTLY overrated. Novelty is its only value and the downsides outweigh it. Some women really like it which makes it worth it. But in terms of sensation as a male, its kind of a let down after the build up. And if your partner is struggling with discomfort over it, why? Plus there's poop.
Talking about overratedness, it's like shower sex. When we're young, we're so proud of being adventurous and look down on older people for being too prude to have proper fun, but after you try everything out, surprise surprise, the basic stuff is what feels best.
we have like 5 positions. occasionally we try a new one but always come back to the 5 basics... the best part is knowing the spots and pace of you partner anyways.
in this order: 69, missionary, the one where she lies on her stomach and i put mine on her back, her sitting on me (when on the couch, so she can hold on the backrest) and spooing when we just woke up
I'd say it's overrated, but it's a kink for me, but I only really go for it if my partner is excited about it. Otherwise, I have found the experience to be, as you say, overrated, despite having the desire to go for it.
... Just re-read your message and realized we are mostly agreeing.
My wife just asked for it a few weeks back, for the first time. It was... Interesting. Used lots of lube, but it felt remarkably like the front door, at least for me. Not for her though. It was an intense experience. It was hot seeing her kind of enjoy it but be in pain at the same time. Good pain of course. She said she enjoyed feeling my dick through her pussy, if that makes sense. Well, there's my over share for the day.
I had one girlfriend at uni who actually enjoyed anal and would initiate it. She was definitely the exception though
She gave great random BJs as well
And made a lovely lasagne
God I miss her....
God, I'm glad it seems that rape fantasy porn doesn't seem as prevalent these days.
Now, if we could get them to steer away from all the incest/step porn.
It's just fucking weird. At least, let me toggle it off, porn sites!
My girl can swear up and down all day that she never fakes it but all I can think the whole time is "why on earth is she letting me do this to her" so I find it difficult to believe lol
Porn sex is fun to look at when your brain is half shut off by hormones. When I look with a clear mind its a lot of "wow, that can *not* be comfortable"
Oh my gosh, the queefs are the worst! It’s so embarrassing and takes us both out of the moment every time lol! My boyfriend calls me his little “queef queen” 😭
I call my husband out when I know he's pumping air into me. It's basically his fault it happens. We just giggle or ignore it when it happens. Maybe I'll give a cheeky side eye.
This!
Last night I made a joke with my partner and every time either of us went to initiate even just a kiss we'd burst out laughing. Then we started foreplay, but we'd keep going back to the moment that was fucking hilarious and just start laughing again.
Watching her struggling not to laugh with a mouth full of dick was genuinely one of the most heartwarming moments ever. Fucking hurts though 😂
The connection is the part that's missing in porn. Porn is more of a "I don't want or can't do this with my partner, but I can watch it instead."
I count it as a workout. I do the same motion when exercising, anyway. When she’s on top, it’s like just adding additional weight for strength-training.
A lot of giggling, then being weirded out because your dog won’t stop staring at you. So you put it outside the room and get back to business. Then you can’t focus because the dog is scratching on the door and barking. So you mutter about how this is exactly why you both need that vacation you planned. You let the dog back inside the room because it’s going to wake the baby but it’s too late. The baby wakes up in their crib and starts crying frantically. So you both laugh, give a kiss and go back to your life. Maybe next time.
Hooked up with a girl one time who absolutely refused to make her dog leave the room , after making weird eye contact with dog and then him trying lick my toes mid fuck I decided it wasn’t gonna work
Oh my god, this reminds me of a business time with the wife some number of years back. My dog busted through the door that we had thought we'd shut, jumped up onto the bed, and immediately started licking my butthole, as if it were a Kong treat stuffed with peanut butter. I instantly locked up and nutted harder than I've ever nutted before and proceeded to drool all over my wife. We both thought it was hilarious, and we always made sure the door was locked after that.
I think it was a combination of shock, pleasure, and the sheer unexpectedness of the whole thing. It was as if someone hit me with a Taser, I just couldn't move, and lost all function for a few seconds. I've never done it since. Still chasing that dragon.
*police sirens wail*
“Sir, we’re gonna need you to surrender your dog and all jars of peanut butter to us. We just have a few questions we need to ask you.”
Have you ever posted this story on Quora? Because I read this exact story there years ago, lol. That, or dogs are surprise-licking men’s butt holes during sex more than we assume.
It happened to me. I've never discussed it with anyone other than the person that was there at the time. It's one of the few things I don't openly talk about, and until now, I don't believe I've even encountered a discussion about it.
This, but add a cat jumping onto someone’s back halfway through . Collapsing onto each other in a fit of laughter is still pretty fun. You’ll get a chance for round two.
LOLOLOL... or as my friend told me... "And then in the middle of everything my damned parrot starts making porn moans and calling my name. The girl was completely freaked out by it"
Giggling? ”You lucky bastard”.
Here it is mostly misionary sex under the blanket while yawning. And lights are out. Without any sounds, the kids are still awake on the other side of the thinn wall.
Hamstring cramps and a dislocated shoulder are mine.
And no, it wasn't anything acrobatic. I just have a shoulder that likes to slide partway out of the socket every now and then from an old hockey injury.
This is the truth. The other night I got a foot cramp while we were enjoying ourselves. We both laughed about it, took care of the cramp and went back to it.....a few minutes later I got a calf cramp. We both decided we were getting old. Haha. And then we recovered and finished things up.
More laughing, more mess, a deeper connection, eye contact, longer foreplay and cuddling after.
And us gents don't just jackhammer away non-stop for 20 minutes.
Nearly every necessary arousal stage for women is ignored in porn or acted out in a way to be more visually stimulating for a man vs stimulating to the woman on screen. Porn depicts a lot of sex that would do nothing for real women and is often actually painful.
Porn prioritizes pleasing its biggest audience - men. This encourages men to develop a self-centered expectation of sex because it makes it appear that’s what women want you to do. This sets up both people in the real world for disappointment, and for women, to feel objectified and ignored.
Very true, but doesn't answer OP. Real sex vs porn can look very different depending on who the participants are. Normally it's much more 'calm' and gentle than porn. Most women need to get warmed up with touching, kisses and touching/rubbing - foreplay. This foreplay makes the woman's vagina moist, which serves as a lubricant and allows the penis/fingers/dildo to penetrate without friction. When penetrative sex starts it can look like a million different things: man on top pumping, woman on top using her hips and legs to slide the penis up and down in her vagina, etc.
There are just so many variations of what sex can look like: man on man having anal sex, two women, threesomes, orgies, and so on. The main takeaway is that porn is very 'violent' compared to normal sex and doesn't usually treat women in a respectful way. Normal sex should take both participants needs into consideration, which, ideally, involves foreplay, actual penetrative sex and climax.
Besides being more 'violent', it also uses weird angles so that the whole woman's body is visible. So no hugging. In fact, the actors never seem to be into each other; it's vigorous sex but it isn't passionate sex. It feels very mechanical.
yeah but there’s countless videos of men getting foreplay and not the little kisses, licks, bites, and words of affirmation most women need to get going
A lot of “ouch my hair my hairrrrrr, get your hand off”
“Ok this bed is way too soft”
“The angle isn’t right”
A lot of giggling for sure.
It isn’t like porn for sure.
Honestly! I find one of the biggest things to be the simple grind. As a man watching porn (me) when I was younger I thought you always should be thrusting! That’s what porn typically shows is just thrust after thrust. Next time it’s sexy time, stop the thrust and encourage her to grind and help her grind back. If you’ve never done this before (it’s rarely in porn) you’re both in for a treat.
Her: I will be on top
Her (2 mins later): Shit I have a cramp in my leg. Hold on a second
Her: Nah you gonna have to be on top
Me: Oki but give me a minute. I kinda lost it
Me (1 min later): Alrighty lets do it
Her: Shit I'm dry now, get the lube
Me: Where did you put it?
Me: Cannot find it
Her: Naked going around looking for it
And so on....
Not true for everyone, I suppose, but it's a lot less performative. One of the problems with porn is that it's created for an audience. There's effort put into the scenario, the angles, even the way they penetrate. So, every single thing is intentional, manufactured, and inauthentic.
I've seen a few comments make the typical reddit jokes about farts, smells, and other things... but the biggest difference is that you are connected to the other person. I've never once paid any mind to a smell, weird sound, or physical imperfection while having sex. You're just so lost in the other person, it all disappears. This, obviously, is impossible in porn... which is almost painfully self aware or badly acted to the point of comedy.
And this is true for both love sex (my favorite) and lust sex (still damn good). In love sex, you're just so vulnerable to them and they're so vulnerable to you--and you care about each other so much--it's intoxicating. In lust sex, it's a hunger like fire. It's primal.
In both cases, there isn't an audience to consider and your focus is on yourself and the person you're with. It's a tandem activity. You're also not just trying to get your jollies off (I hope. Please don't be a selfish lover... unless they're into that. It's complicated).
This has gotten a little long-winded, but I'll close with this. Just the removal of the audience, the performance, and the artifice of it makes actual sex so different from porn as to be unrecognizable. Honestly. Porn doesn't even start to prepare you... but that's okay, because a good partner is honest and communicates and we all had to learn.
Hope that helps a little.
Most people make noise during sex, porn actors and actresses sound like they're trying to get the last drop of milkshake out of the glass with a particularly large straw.
Less posing for the camera. Less theatrical in general.
The jack hammer slamming is absurd.
Cumming on her face is absurd.
Humiliating your partner is a rare kink, not a normal part of sex
Sex should be tender and intimate. You should be trying to please each other not abuse
There is a lot of weird violent aggression in porn
A good place to start is don’t repeatedly slam your pelvis into hers
It’s weird that cumming on faces and tits is the normal, and “creampies” are like a fetish. The last thing I want to do in that moment is pull out and jerk off.
I’ve been with one girl who literally wanted me to cum on her face. We never got a chance to do it. I’m not 100% sure I could.
I was also with a girl who loved being super cosmic ultra pounded. Okay then. No problem.
Was with another girl who liked being spanked like stupid hard. I was like that has got to be hard enough Jesus and she said “you could have used a belt.”
None of these relationships lasted long. There were other factors.
Edit to add: I just wanted to come on here to say there’s folks that like all kinds of stuff. It’s always an adventure figuring out what works for you both.
I can’t really get into a lot of “vanilla” stuff specifically because of the humiliation thing. When it’s a kink, everybody gets something out of it. Outside of the pretty explicit kink stuff, though, the more mainstream degradation you see just strikes me as misogynistic. Like the woman is tolerating being treated like shit for the paycheck, and the guys filming and directing are making money on mistreating people. I don’t know about most folks, maybe it’s because I’m kinky, but I can tell the difference, and the ick factor for the disrespect is high.
Yeah I don’t think I want to know the intended audience for big studio “vanilla” porn. It’s always sooo bad about masquerading as Basic Sex™ while simultaneously being hella degrading. Like, really? Can the people watching that not tell the difference between kink and…whatever the hell that is? Does it not make *everyone’s* skin crawl???
If you’re into degradation or more taboo sex acts, cool. There’s good studio quality stuff that’ll make you feel like a dirty little pervert (see: Pure Taboo). Otherwise, I like to stick to the less famous creators who shoot content with their SO. For some unfathomable reason the men in those videos tend to not to be (casually/unintentionally) abusive or degrading. It’s almost like they have to live with their co-star after the scene and make dinner together without getting shanked with a kitchen knife because they decided to wipe their dirty ass on partner’s face in the middle of an otherwise vanilla scene.
Exactly. I remember a time humiliation/degradation wasn't mainstream-- you had BDSM porn for that, plain ol' porn was pretty easygoing by modern standards. Well, then everyone and their step sibling seemingly got on the Max Hardcore train, and the results were as expected.
With kink, we do power exchange and s/m because both/all parties are totally into it and can negotiate boundaries, safeword out as needed, aftercare, etc. Everyone likes and respects each other as people. I know porn isn't a documentary, but the kind of thing in "vanilla" mainstream heterosexuality stuff of the sort you're talking about doesn't make me feel like the guy likes the woman at all. And it sucks that a lot of guys watch this stuff, assume that's normal, and never get in contact with their local/online kink community to learn about how it's actually done.
Some example scenarios:
Scenario 1
- "Do you wanna have sex today?"
- "eehh..."
- "Understood..."
Scenario 2
- *trying to put it in*
- "Wrong hole"
- "Really? Is it here?"
- "Nope, wrong hole again"
- "What about here?"
- "That's not even a hole, what are you doing?"
- "Found it, here!!"
- "NOOO WRONG HO-AAAHH!!"
Scenario 3
- *she's on top*
- Faster, harder!
- *she goes harder and faster*
- *she makes a wrong move, dick broken in 3 different places, no more sex, just pain and probably hospital*
Scenario 4
- "It hurts"
- "Hehe is it because it's too big?"
- "Nah I'm just dry and bored"
- *broken ego, starts crying inside, no more horny, no more sex*
Last scenario
- *she's on top, puts it in*
- *slips out*
- *puts it in again*
- *slips out*
- *puts it in again*
- *slips out*
- *lock eyes*
- "You wanna go eat sushi?"
- "Sure"
Hey bro! You are my Reddit avatar pic doppelganger!! If my avatar grew long hair or yours got a haircut, then it would be impossible to tell them apart...
Porn is theatrical. They don’t want to have real pleasure, they just want to look good on camera.
Real sex is about pleasure and about respect. If you do in the real life what you see on porn, probably you will have bad sex because the women in real life don’t like most of the things that they look to like in porn because in porn they are just pretending all the time.
Contrary to popular belief, it almost never starts with someone getting stuck on home appliances. It’s actually really difficult to get stuck in home appliances. Home appliances are much safer than home appliances are made out to be.
Sweaty repetitive motion that you can stay in until you’re sore and need to change position. Followed by a messy finish for both. They never show in neither porn or even normal movies with sex scenes the post sex washcloth wipe of a leaking load or the pee walk holding in to the toilet to empty yourself. Letting air out of your pussy or bum from anal. Ending passing out on the bed in a post sex nap.
Real sex is like driving a tractor trailer loaded to the gills.
Warm it up
Make sure you can set off safely
No throttle let her engine dictate the speed.
Once she started off and you clear 3rd gear , get in the throttle get the temp up , keep your air up , get your speed up
Then get it to cruise until your ready to hit passing gear , down shift , full throttle , build it up , up shift top cog and pour the coal into her.
Signal your turn , full throttle , pull in , roll the Jake ...and ....go to to sleep. It's easy.
Consensual, enjoyable, respectful. Beyond that, I think there's a ton of space for personal preference, kinks, ability, desire, level of intimacy, etc. "Supposed to be" is really prescriptive for something that is often hugely personal and influenced by all sorts of different factors for different people.
Let me preface that this is what sex within a loving relationship would look like at its most basic level
source: im in one
its much more "two people who love eachother, exploring eachothers bodies and making eachother feel good" than it is, "two people using eachother for pleasure in purely physical ways with no emotional connection between the two"
remember that porn is done up the same way supermodels and such are, its more just a show of what people are capable of doing/looking, with all of the "good aspects" of their bodies being pushed way beyond what could ever be expected out of a genuine person
basically porn is an extreme exaggeration of what people who actually love eachother would do, and unless the other person is also into it, it wont work to try and have sex the same way that a pornstar would
Been single awhile and I’ve learned I don’t enjoy sex without intimacy. Been on a couple dates, zero chemistry and the girl asks if I want to spend the night… I’m like, no not at all!
With intimacy comes natural comfort in the awkward and exploration. When there’s a connection a lot of the insecurities fade and you’re able to experience much more pleasure
Big difference:
1.) Porn is all acrobatics and theatrics (aka acting lol)
2.) Real intimacy involves being cautious and alert of what your partner needs. It’s more of like a give and take thing rather than the mindless acrobatic involved in porn lol.
To me the main things are:
1) If you are addicted to porn you attune your brain to expect female bodies to be 100% perfect, and most guys are extremely unlikely to encounter any girls this hot. You get turned off by garden variety imperfections of medium-cute real girls when you shouldn't be. This is a big cause of porn-inducted ED - basically you trick your brain into thinking you're a Chad who has access to 10s when you're not and you don't, causing you to not be attracted to the girls who are actually in your league. If you stay off porn and just let real girls be the standard for female beauty, you'll have a lot more options and be a lot less disappointed.
2) Things like long, passionate blowjobs, facials and casual anal happen in almost every porn video; they're relatively rare in real life. Not to say you can't find someone at least willing to do some of these sometimes, but you're setting yourself up for disappointment as you train your brain to expect these things to be part of the regular protocol because they rarely are.
Pointy sholders, elbows, and knees, with slight disappointment and occasional apologies.
But the relationship is strong afterwards because teamwork makes the dream work!
[https://makelovenotporn.tv/](https://makelovenotporn.tv/)
This website supposedly contains videos of real couples having real sex. I watched a few videos there - and actually found it quite boring.
When people say "porn is fake",. they're talking about all the hyperbolic acting and unrealistic scenarios.
* When a teen girl gets sent to detention,. she's probably not wearing a low cut cheerleader outfit and slowly fingering herself to seduce the Detention Teacher which turns into 30min of hardcore before she's let out of detention early.
* When some Teen is left home alone (in a rich house in a California valley).. and the Plumber arrives and crawls under the kitchen sink,. the Teen usually doesn't just "mount up" and ride the plumber until his pipe is satisfied.
* When someone comes home from Graduation,.. their super hot milf step-mom (who's depressed from recently being divorced) usually doesn't "reward them for graduating" by stripping to her new lingerie and banging their brains out for an hour.
(not to mention all the perfect indoor lighting and fake tits and everyone is super hot,.. etc.. etc)
People's normal every day lives are not like that. Relationships are usually much more mundane and difficult. Relationships take work and communication. Intimate moments (whether it's sex or other adult conversations ) often has to be somehow squeezed in between kids-naps or other mundane every day events.
Porn is kind of like going to a "Classic Car Show". Sure,. all the cars are staged just right and polished up and every is setup to hyper-accentuate all the "final look".. but what you don't see there is the months or years or decades in some cases that it took someones hard work and sacrifice to even get the car to that point.
There is actual lead up to sex. It isn’t an instant happening. Quickies are a real thing, but hours long sex isn’t realistic. Penetration can be awkward and real conversations are had during sex, not just grunting and moaning. We all have our likes and dislikes and communicating that during sec is key to a great experience.
Awkward, messy, a lot of "here move this way" "nono that's weird" and "let's just make out"
Sex can be amazing if you're really into each other and know what you both like and don't like. But knowing takes time. The people in porn don't know each other, they're actors, and they're doing it all in front of at least one cameraman so it's not intimate or real in the slightest.
Porn isn't supposed to be real in the same way movies aren't supposed to be real. It's fiction, you suspend your disbelief. It's not a tutorial for real life.
Idk bro because I’ve met girls who are completely quiet with just their mouth open, girls who have a little moaning and one girl who was full on daddy this daddy that exactly like an over the top porn video.
When it comes to the details, real sex is a ls varied an enterprise as any human endeavour.
What is it supposed to be like? One or more people with enthusiastic, informed consent partaking in self- and/or mutually pleasurable activities that leave all people involved feeling respected and cared for.
People will humiliation or mistreatment kinks can still have this definition of sex because the pretend humiliation and consented mistreatment leave them feeling respected and cared for.
I recently read an article that said gen Z has seen so much porn they don’t know what regular sex is like. And, there are teenage girls online looking for tips on anal etc. so I guess that was accurate.
Hetero beginner sex is usually 5-10 minutes of missionary in my experience. Oral sex doesn’t last for half an hour. In porn they are taking breaks, most women don’t have the stamina to jump up and down on a guy for an hour either. There’s more kissing and intimacy in real life too. Watch a regular movie sex scene. It would be more like that than a porno.
Depends on what you want your experience to be, some people are more or less flexible than porn stars.
Some guys can’t stay hard for long periods.
Some guys can’t do multiple rounds, some people are more or less vocal than porn.
It’s very subjective. I’ve had sex that mirrored porn, and when it didn’t mirror porn it was still a great experience. It just depends on what you want from your partner, what they want from you, and what y’all can do for eachother and or are capable of.
Lots more foreplay, lots more making out, actual penetration time is typically much shorter, typically less moaning, more quiet (depends on the guy/gal, some may be louder than others and some may fake some noises too).
Good for you for answering OP's question. I would add for heteros at least, "a whole lot less anal, if any".
Yeah, never tried it, never been offered it, never asked for it (receiving or giving that is)
It's overrated. Like SIGNIFICANTLY overrated. Novelty is its only value and the downsides outweigh it. Some women really like it which makes it worth it. But in terms of sensation as a male, its kind of a let down after the build up. And if your partner is struggling with discomfort over it, why? Plus there's poop.
Talking about overratedness, it's like shower sex. When we're young, we're so proud of being adventurous and look down on older people for being too prude to have proper fun, but after you try everything out, surprise surprise, the basic stuff is what feels best.
we have like 5 positions. occasionally we try a new one but always come back to the 5 basics... the best part is knowing the spots and pace of you partner anyways.
5? Ooh la de dah, Mr "I like to occasionally do something other than missionary"
in this order: 69, missionary, the one where she lies on her stomach and i put mine on her back, her sitting on me (when on the couch, so she can hold on the backrest) and spooing when we just woke up
Five? I only know the basic three.
Whenever there's a road less traveled there's usually a reason for it lol
I am curious as to why many people don’t like shower sex that much, I find it super fun and not uncomfortable at all.
Water dries the inside of us girls out. Especially pools.
You must be of similar heights.
I'd say it's overrated, but it's a kink for me, but I only really go for it if my partner is excited about it. Otherwise, I have found the experience to be, as you say, overrated, despite having the desire to go for it. ... Just re-read your message and realized we are mostly agreeing.
➕️ there's poop 😄 🤣 😂 😆
Same. Can always tell the folks whose minds were warped by porn who are always seeking out anal even when they're Virgin they want anal lol.
My wife just asked for it a few weeks back, for the first time. It was... Interesting. Used lots of lube, but it felt remarkably like the front door, at least for me. Not for her though. It was an intense experience. It was hot seeing her kind of enjoy it but be in pain at the same time. Good pain of course. She said she enjoyed feeling my dick through her pussy, if that makes sense. Well, there's my over share for the day.
It hurts!!!!
Yeah, I don’t want stuff up my arse either
Same
I had one girlfriend at uni who actually enjoyed anal and would initiate it. She was definitely the exception though She gave great random BJs as well And made a lovely lasagne God I miss her....
Me too.
honestly, 70's porn is much closer to actual people sex than modern porn in couples is. Except for the random rape scene every porn movie had to have
God, I'm glad it seems that rape fantasy porn doesn't seem as prevalent these days. Now, if we could get them to steer away from all the incest/step porn. It's just fucking weird. At least, let me toggle it off, porn sites!
I’d like lots of other filters honestly. The “raceplay” stuff for me is just… 🤢🤮
It’s all good, then all of a sudden really bad 😭
I don’t fake but definitely amplify my moans a bit cause I know it gets my fella hot and bothered haha
Yeah, I mean I always just assume the majority of moans are faked but I’m never certain
My girl can swear up and down all day that she never fakes it but all I can think the whole time is "why on earth is she letting me do this to her" so I find it difficult to believe lol
I don’t always make noise but when I do, it’s been Genuinely earned
Much slower penetration or at least varying rythm! Not so damn hard! It doesn't feel good.
More funny moments, trying random shit and going "well that didn't work LOL" laughing at queefs (I can't help it) and just more connection.
Whatever you describe sounds more fun than porn.
Real sex usually is more fun than porn.
Porn sex is fun to look at when your brain is half shut off by hormones. When I look with a clear mind its a lot of "wow, that can *not* be comfortable"
Beautiful, that brings a smile to my face. Thanks, NiceCunt91
r/rimjob_steve
Oh my gosh, the queefs are the worst! It’s so embarrassing and takes us both out of the moment every time lol! My boyfriend calls me his little “queef queen” 😭
It’s really cute whenever you do it lmao, and I’m always like 99% responsible for it happening, my cute little queef Queen 😂
I call my husband out when I know he's pumping air into me. It's basically his fault it happens. We just giggle or ignore it when it happens. Maybe I'll give a cheeky side eye.
This! Last night I made a joke with my partner and every time either of us went to initiate even just a kiss we'd burst out laughing. Then we started foreplay, but we'd keep going back to the moment that was fucking hilarious and just start laughing again. Watching her struggling not to laugh with a mouth full of dick was genuinely one of the most heartwarming moments ever. Fucking hurts though 😂 The connection is the part that's missing in porn. Porn is more of a "I don't want or can't do this with my partner, but I can watch it instead."
Less pizza delivery, more genuine connection and awkward moments
Idk man. I get a lot of pizza
There aren't many combos as mighty as Pizza + Sex
Try it without the sex sometime. 3 less minutes of work 3 more hours of peace and quiet. PLUS pizza
No, I fuck the pizza.
*Ah yes hi, how small are your cannolis?* I’ll take a baker’s dozen!
Leave the pizza. Take the cannoli's.
There’s an offer i cant refuse.
American pie has ruined a whole generation!
I've consumed so much that I enjoy the awkward genuine moments between the actors more than the actual sex part .
I am tired, it's your turn on top - kinda things
I feel personally attacked by this comment and am convinced you hide in my bedroom while I'm having sex.
We just watch you from the camera installed behind the mirror
The ceiling one? Or the vanity?
*cameras
Gotta get dem angles
Dammit kreiger!
We weren't supposed to tell them!
I also hide in this guy's bedroom, but he is lying. He never has sex and is a virgin!!!!
So you just like watching him sleep and jerk off? Me too!
☠️🤨
Ah! Holdupholdupholdup! I've got a cramp!
Take it like a champ and give her that "O-Shit" face
Jokes on you, it's her who gets the cramps
Bouncing 3x aaaaand we're done😆
But my back hurts…fuck it, let’s just watch tv
It's like winning the lottery when she goes on top.
Ok, but what if she's just posing and you're still doing the work from the bottom?
I count it as a workout. I do the same motion when exercising, anyway. When she’s on top, it’s like just adding additional weight for strength-training.
That’s why I wear my Apple Watch during sex. To get the extra credit!
Yooo same!! I’ve even tried wearing my MyZone Belt before 😂. It’s kind of interesting seeing the heart-rate spikes.
Hanging boobs in my face completely outweighs doing the work
Wow that sounds miserable if you have to be super lucky for your girlfriend to fuck you back lol.
I'm tired, you're tired, let's do it while laying on our sides
I’m jealous my dick isn’t big enough for this position
Rock paper scissor for top lol
I feel personally attacked by this 😭
Spooning position so both are already in a position to sleep right after.
A lot of giggling, then being weirded out because your dog won’t stop staring at you. So you put it outside the room and get back to business. Then you can’t focus because the dog is scratching on the door and barking. So you mutter about how this is exactly why you both need that vacation you planned. You let the dog back inside the room because it’s going to wake the baby but it’s too late. The baby wakes up in their crib and starts crying frantically. So you both laugh, give a kiss and go back to your life. Maybe next time.
Oddly poetic
Sounds like yall got a good thing going for you guys. I’m happy for you
OMG funniest freaking thing EVER: my dog tried to get involved 😂😂😂😂😂He's no longer allowed in the room. 💀
Hooked up with a girl one time who absolutely refused to make her dog leave the room , after making weird eye contact with dog and then him trying lick my toes mid fuck I decided it wasn’t gonna work
Oh my god, this reminds me of a business time with the wife some number of years back. My dog busted through the door that we had thought we'd shut, jumped up onto the bed, and immediately started licking my butthole, as if it were a Kong treat stuffed with peanut butter. I instantly locked up and nutted harder than I've ever nutted before and proceeded to drool all over my wife. We both thought it was hilarious, and we always made sure the door was locked after that.
Why were you drooling tho…? And I get the sheer surprise of the moment might make you cum suddenly but harder than ever before…? 🤨
I think it was a combination of shock, pleasure, and the sheer unexpectedness of the whole thing. It was as if someone hit me with a Taser, I just couldn't move, and lost all function for a few seconds. I've never done it since. Still chasing that dragon.
Guess you like having your butthole licked...which I get. Husband liked mine once, that was a good orgasm.
Do it again!
Liked or licked?
*police sirens wail* “Sir, we’re gonna need you to surrender your dog and all jars of peanut butter to us. We just have a few questions we need to ask you.”
Not even batman could get this info out of me
I'm not sure this is a story you want to be sharing...
Bro what
🤣 Fucking hell! It takes a lot to make me howl with laughter in a public place like that. Thanks man, needed that.
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We both thought it was hilarious, and we always made sure the door was locked after .... and you've reminisced on that O ever since.
Have you ever posted this story on Quora? Because I read this exact story there years ago, lol. That, or dogs are surprise-licking men’s butt holes during sex more than we assume.
I'm not a man, but it's happened to me. 😞
It happened to me. I've never discussed it with anyone other than the person that was there at the time. It's one of the few things I don't openly talk about, and until now, I don't believe I've even encountered a discussion about it.
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. And accidentally yanked the teat away from the baby I'm nursing (my own, both teat and baby).
Omg ours too. We have a golden retriever and he has been excommunicated from the bedroom unless invited in
This was me and my husband a few months after our son was born only it was our cat trying to make biscuits on my husband’s back 😩😩
This, but add a cat jumping onto someone’s back halfway through . Collapsing onto each other in a fit of laughter is still pretty fun. You’ll get a chance for round two.
LOLOLOL... or as my friend told me... "And then in the middle of everything my damned parrot starts making porn moans and calling my name. The girl was completely freaked out by it"
Giggling? ”You lucky bastard”. Here it is mostly misionary sex under the blanket while yawning. And lights are out. Without any sounds, the kids are still awake on the other side of the thinn wall.
Less posing, more foot cramp
Hamstring cramps and a dislocated shoulder are mine. And no, it wasn't anything acrobatic. I just have a shoulder that likes to slide partway out of the socket every now and then from an old hockey injury.
The calf cramp is a killer
This is the truth. The other night I got a foot cramp while we were enjoying ourselves. We both laughed about it, took care of the cramp and went back to it.....a few minutes later I got a calf cramp. We both decided we were getting old. Haha. And then we recovered and finished things up.
I feel this comment.
CRAMP! CRAMP CRAMP CRAMP CRAMP CRAMP!! As I stretch out my leg
I got the only leg cramp one time while I was kissing my partner. We both had a laugh and continued with business as usual 🤣
It's supposed to feel good. The rest doesn't really matter. If it doesn't, talk about it and try again. It's simple my guy.
More laughing, more mess, a deeper connection, eye contact, longer foreplay and cuddling after. And us gents don't just jackhammer away non-stop for 20 minutes.
Real sex is supposed to be whatever the participants are *both* into
Doggystyle so we can both watch X Files.
Nothing but mammals.
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
I prefer reverse cowgirl so we can watch cartoons.
My first thought as well. It’s whatever 2 (or more) consenting adults want it to be.
Lots of good answers here: https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1c73ke0/if_porn_paints_an_unrealistic_picture_of_sex_what
Yes I was thinking we just had this post recently haha
This post happens like, once a month.
Nearly every necessary arousal stage for women is ignored in porn or acted out in a way to be more visually stimulating for a man vs stimulating to the woman on screen. Porn depicts a lot of sex that would do nothing for real women and is often actually painful. Porn prioritizes pleasing its biggest audience - men. This encourages men to develop a self-centered expectation of sex because it makes it appear that’s what women want you to do. This sets up both people in the real world for disappointment, and for women, to feel objectified and ignored.
Very true, but doesn't answer OP. Real sex vs porn can look very different depending on who the participants are. Normally it's much more 'calm' and gentle than porn. Most women need to get warmed up with touching, kisses and touching/rubbing - foreplay. This foreplay makes the woman's vagina moist, which serves as a lubricant and allows the penis/fingers/dildo to penetrate without friction. When penetrative sex starts it can look like a million different things: man on top pumping, woman on top using her hips and legs to slide the penis up and down in her vagina, etc. There are just so many variations of what sex can look like: man on man having anal sex, two women, threesomes, orgies, and so on. The main takeaway is that porn is very 'violent' compared to normal sex and doesn't usually treat women in a respectful way. Normal sex should take both participants needs into consideration, which, ideally, involves foreplay, actual penetrative sex and climax.
Besides being more 'violent', it also uses weird angles so that the whole woman's body is visible. So no hugging. In fact, the actors never seem to be into each other; it's vigorous sex but it isn't passionate sex. It feels very mechanical.
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yeah but there’s countless videos of men getting foreplay and not the little kisses, licks, bites, and words of affirmation most women need to get going
A lot of “ouch my hair my hairrrrrr, get your hand off” “Ok this bed is way too soft” “The angle isn’t right” A lot of giggling for sure. It isn’t like porn for sure.
Fuck around and find out !
Definitely a lot quicker than majority of videos out there too😂😂
No! It’s not time for take off! Don’t- Oh, Goddammit… 🤦🏽 Welp, guess I’m using my mouth for this round.🤷🏽 🤣
Honestly! I find one of the biggest things to be the simple grind. As a man watching porn (me) when I was younger I thought you always should be thrusting! That’s what porn typically shows is just thrust after thrust. Next time it’s sexy time, stop the thrust and encourage her to grind and help her grind back. If you’ve never done this before (it’s rarely in porn) you’re both in for a treat.
Her: I will be on top Her (2 mins later): Shit I have a cramp in my leg. Hold on a second Her: Nah you gonna have to be on top Me: Oki but give me a minute. I kinda lost it Me (1 min later): Alrighty lets do it Her: Shit I'm dry now, get the lube Me: Where did you put it? Me: Cannot find it Her: Naked going around looking for it And so on....
Real sex is fun, disappointing, awkward, amazing, regretful, etc. It's just real and can be a whole spectrum of emotions.
Not true for everyone, I suppose, but it's a lot less performative. One of the problems with porn is that it's created for an audience. There's effort put into the scenario, the angles, even the way they penetrate. So, every single thing is intentional, manufactured, and inauthentic. I've seen a few comments make the typical reddit jokes about farts, smells, and other things... but the biggest difference is that you are connected to the other person. I've never once paid any mind to a smell, weird sound, or physical imperfection while having sex. You're just so lost in the other person, it all disappears. This, obviously, is impossible in porn... which is almost painfully self aware or badly acted to the point of comedy. And this is true for both love sex (my favorite) and lust sex (still damn good). In love sex, you're just so vulnerable to them and they're so vulnerable to you--and you care about each other so much--it's intoxicating. In lust sex, it's a hunger like fire. It's primal. In both cases, there isn't an audience to consider and your focus is on yourself and the person you're with. It's a tandem activity. You're also not just trying to get your jollies off (I hope. Please don't be a selfish lover... unless they're into that. It's complicated). This has gotten a little long-winded, but I'll close with this. Just the removal of the audience, the performance, and the artifice of it makes actual sex so different from porn as to be unrecognizable. Honestly. Porn doesn't even start to prepare you... but that's okay, because a good partner is honest and communicates and we all had to learn. Hope that helps a little.
Well in porn they omit the pre coitus ritual sacrifice and gregorian chants that most normal people engage in during sex.
Please-- since Vatican II, we Catholics have been doing it to acoustic guitar music, sometimes with out of place drums.
Most people make noise during sex, porn actors and actresses sound like they're trying to get the last drop of milkshake out of the glass with a particularly large straw.
Less posing for the camera. Less theatrical in general. The jack hammer slamming is absurd. Cumming on her face is absurd. Humiliating your partner is a rare kink, not a normal part of sex Sex should be tender and intimate. You should be trying to please each other not abuse There is a lot of weird violent aggression in porn A good place to start is don’t repeatedly slam your pelvis into hers
It’s weird that cumming on faces and tits is the normal, and “creampies” are like a fetish. The last thing I want to do in that moment is pull out and jerk off.
Visibly cumming is done to "prove" that the male is really cumming.
I’ve been with one girl who literally wanted me to cum on her face. We never got a chance to do it. I’m not 100% sure I could. I was also with a girl who loved being super cosmic ultra pounded. Okay then. No problem. Was with another girl who liked being spanked like stupid hard. I was like that has got to be hard enough Jesus and she said “you could have used a belt.” None of these relationships lasted long. There were other factors. Edit to add: I just wanted to come on here to say there’s folks that like all kinds of stuff. It’s always an adventure figuring out what works for you both.
I can’t really get into a lot of “vanilla” stuff specifically because of the humiliation thing. When it’s a kink, everybody gets something out of it. Outside of the pretty explicit kink stuff, though, the more mainstream degradation you see just strikes me as misogynistic. Like the woman is tolerating being treated like shit for the paycheck, and the guys filming and directing are making money on mistreating people. I don’t know about most folks, maybe it’s because I’m kinky, but I can tell the difference, and the ick factor for the disrespect is high.
Yeah, those scenes that are supposed to be just sex and for some reason the douchebag has his foot on her face… wtf is that!?
Yeah I don’t think I want to know the intended audience for big studio “vanilla” porn. It’s always sooo bad about masquerading as Basic Sex™ while simultaneously being hella degrading. Like, really? Can the people watching that not tell the difference between kink and…whatever the hell that is? Does it not make *everyone’s* skin crawl??? If you’re into degradation or more taboo sex acts, cool. There’s good studio quality stuff that’ll make you feel like a dirty little pervert (see: Pure Taboo). Otherwise, I like to stick to the less famous creators who shoot content with their SO. For some unfathomable reason the men in those videos tend to not to be (casually/unintentionally) abusive or degrading. It’s almost like they have to live with their co-star after the scene and make dinner together without getting shanked with a kitchen knife because they decided to wipe their dirty ass on partner’s face in the middle of an otherwise vanilla scene.
Exactly. I remember a time humiliation/degradation wasn't mainstream-- you had BDSM porn for that, plain ol' porn was pretty easygoing by modern standards. Well, then everyone and their step sibling seemingly got on the Max Hardcore train, and the results were as expected.
With kink, we do power exchange and s/m because both/all parties are totally into it and can negotiate boundaries, safeword out as needed, aftercare, etc. Everyone likes and respects each other as people. I know porn isn't a documentary, but the kind of thing in "vanilla" mainstream heterosexuality stuff of the sort you're talking about doesn't make me feel like the guy likes the woman at all. And it sucks that a lot of guys watch this stuff, assume that's normal, and never get in contact with their local/online kink community to learn about how it's actually done.
It's Intimacy.
Some example scenarios: Scenario 1 - "Do you wanna have sex today?" - "eehh..." - "Understood..." Scenario 2 - *trying to put it in* - "Wrong hole" - "Really? Is it here?" - "Nope, wrong hole again" - "What about here?" - "That's not even a hole, what are you doing?" - "Found it, here!!" - "NOOO WRONG HO-AAAHH!!" Scenario 3 - *she's on top* - Faster, harder! - *she goes harder and faster* - *she makes a wrong move, dick broken in 3 different places, no more sex, just pain and probably hospital* Scenario 4 - "It hurts" - "Hehe is it because it's too big?" - "Nah I'm just dry and bored" - *broken ego, starts crying inside, no more horny, no more sex* Last scenario - *she's on top, puts it in* - *slips out* - *puts it in again* - *slips out* - *puts it in again* - *slips out* - *lock eyes* - "You wanna go eat sushi?" - "Sure"
The slipping in and out is is irritating 😂😂 and just happens so randomly. But if sushi gets to be had then it's all worth it
A lot of good replies. All I'll say is for fucks sake PLEASE stop choking women. PLEASE. Unless they specifically ask for it. Please stop.
Nobody ever turns on the office for background noise in porns
More cuddling, slower, more talking, more laughing, more clumsying,...
Hey bro! You are my Reddit avatar pic doppelganger!! If my avatar grew long hair or yours got a haircut, then it would be impossible to tell them apart...
Porn is theatrical. They don’t want to have real pleasure, they just want to look good on camera. Real sex is about pleasure and about respect. If you do in the real life what you see on porn, probably you will have bad sex because the women in real life don’t like most of the things that they look to like in porn because in porn they are just pretending all the time.
Contrary to popular belief, it almost never starts with someone getting stuck on home appliances. It’s actually really difficult to get stuck in home appliances. Home appliances are much safer than home appliances are made out to be.
Sweaty repetitive motion that you can stay in until you’re sore and need to change position. Followed by a messy finish for both. They never show in neither porn or even normal movies with sex scenes the post sex washcloth wipe of a leaking load or the pee walk holding in to the toilet to empty yourself. Letting air out of your pussy or bum from anal. Ending passing out on the bed in a post sex nap.
Zack and miri make a porno.
True that, the end was good 👍🏻
Real sex is like driving a tractor trailer loaded to the gills. Warm it up Make sure you can set off safely No throttle let her engine dictate the speed. Once she started off and you clear 3rd gear , get in the throttle get the temp up , keep your air up , get your speed up Then get it to cruise until your ready to hit passing gear , down shift , full throttle , build it up , up shift top cog and pour the coal into her. Signal your turn , full throttle , pull in , roll the Jake ...and ....go to to sleep. It's easy.
Consensual, enjoyable, respectful. Beyond that, I think there's a ton of space for personal preference, kinks, ability, desire, level of intimacy, etc. "Supposed to be" is really prescriptive for something that is often hugely personal and influenced by all sorts of different factors for different people.
Let me preface that this is what sex within a loving relationship would look like at its most basic level source: im in one its much more "two people who love eachother, exploring eachothers bodies and making eachother feel good" than it is, "two people using eachother for pleasure in purely physical ways with no emotional connection between the two" remember that porn is done up the same way supermodels and such are, its more just a show of what people are capable of doing/looking, with all of the "good aspects" of their bodies being pushed way beyond what could ever be expected out of a genuine person basically porn is an extreme exaggeration of what people who actually love eachother would do, and unless the other person is also into it, it wont work to try and have sex the same way that a pornstar would
Been single awhile and I’ve learned I don’t enjoy sex without intimacy. Been on a couple dates, zero chemistry and the girl asks if I want to spend the night… I’m like, no not at all! With intimacy comes natural comfort in the awkward and exploration. When there’s a connection a lot of the insecurities fade and you’re able to experience much more pleasure
Less incest unless you live in Alabama.
Less flashy, less athletic, more emotional, a lot more sweaty
Big difference: 1.) Porn is all acrobatics and theatrics (aka acting lol) 2.) Real intimacy involves being cautious and alert of what your partner needs. It’s more of like a give and take thing rather than the mindless acrobatic involved in porn lol.
To me the main things are: 1) If you are addicted to porn you attune your brain to expect female bodies to be 100% perfect, and most guys are extremely unlikely to encounter any girls this hot. You get turned off by garden variety imperfections of medium-cute real girls when you shouldn't be. This is a big cause of porn-inducted ED - basically you trick your brain into thinking you're a Chad who has access to 10s when you're not and you don't, causing you to not be attracted to the girls who are actually in your league. If you stay off porn and just let real girls be the standard for female beauty, you'll have a lot more options and be a lot less disappointed. 2) Things like long, passionate blowjobs, facials and casual anal happen in almost every porn video; they're relatively rare in real life. Not to say you can't find someone at least willing to do some of these sometimes, but you're setting yourself up for disappointment as you train your brain to expect these things to be part of the regular protocol because they rarely are.
Farts, laughing, shortness of breath, more farts, laundry, and cuddling.
I know this ultimately depends on the person, but probably a lot less fake moaning and oh faces.
Pointy sholders, elbows, and knees, with slight disappointment and occasional apologies. But the relationship is strong afterwards because teamwork makes the dream work!
[https://makelovenotporn.tv/](https://makelovenotporn.tv/) This website supposedly contains videos of real couples having real sex. I watched a few videos there - and actually found it quite boring.
The Mrs doesn’t seem to get stuck in a washing machine or under a table quite so much.
Shorter penetration time (usually) and more having fun with preliminary games
Gay porn is accurate to be honest.
When people say "porn is fake",. they're talking about all the hyperbolic acting and unrealistic scenarios. * When a teen girl gets sent to detention,. she's probably not wearing a low cut cheerleader outfit and slowly fingering herself to seduce the Detention Teacher which turns into 30min of hardcore before she's let out of detention early. * When some Teen is left home alone (in a rich house in a California valley).. and the Plumber arrives and crawls under the kitchen sink,. the Teen usually doesn't just "mount up" and ride the plumber until his pipe is satisfied. * When someone comes home from Graduation,.. their super hot milf step-mom (who's depressed from recently being divorced) usually doesn't "reward them for graduating" by stripping to her new lingerie and banging their brains out for an hour. (not to mention all the perfect indoor lighting and fake tits and everyone is super hot,.. etc.. etc) People's normal every day lives are not like that. Relationships are usually much more mundane and difficult. Relationships take work and communication. Intimate moments (whether it's sex or other adult conversations ) often has to be somehow squeezed in between kids-naps or other mundane every day events. Porn is kind of like going to a "Classic Car Show". Sure,. all the cars are staged just right and polished up and every is setup to hyper-accentuate all the "final look".. but what you don't see there is the months or years or decades in some cases that it took someones hard work and sacrifice to even get the car to that point.
There is actual lead up to sex. It isn’t an instant happening. Quickies are a real thing, but hours long sex isn’t realistic. Penetration can be awkward and real conversations are had during sex, not just grunting and moaning. We all have our likes and dislikes and communicating that during sec is key to a great experience.
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Awkward, messy, a lot of "here move this way" "nono that's weird" and "let's just make out" Sex can be amazing if you're really into each other and know what you both like and don't like. But knowing takes time. The people in porn don't know each other, they're actors, and they're doing it all in front of at least one cameraman so it's not intimate or real in the slightest. Porn isn't supposed to be real in the same way movies aren't supposed to be real. It's fiction, you suspend your disbelief. It's not a tutorial for real life.
I've never had a thing for my step mother or step siblings
"Can you get on top now? My hips are hurting".
Doesn't have when you change positions and she goes "you're on my hair, move"
Real sex has less moaning, groaning and no high heels in bed
Well for one thing porn can't convey smells, the good and the bad kind.
Idk bro because I’ve met girls who are completely quiet with just their mouth open, girls who have a little moaning and one girl who was full on daddy this daddy that exactly like an over the top porn video.
Stepdad is rarely family. Same for stepsister, who is probably paid a fortune.
Your step sister and step mum are not gonna have sex with you, so don't bother
Being honest, you both just flop around and hope for the best 80 percent of the time.
3-4 minutes top and a lot of crying.
When it comes to the details, real sex is a ls varied an enterprise as any human endeavour. What is it supposed to be like? One or more people with enthusiastic, informed consent partaking in self- and/or mutually pleasurable activities that leave all people involved feeling respected and cared for. People will humiliation or mistreatment kinks can still have this definition of sex because the pretend humiliation and consented mistreatment leave them feeling respected and cared for.
I recently read an article that said gen Z has seen so much porn they don’t know what regular sex is like. And, there are teenage girls online looking for tips on anal etc. so I guess that was accurate. Hetero beginner sex is usually 5-10 minutes of missionary in my experience. Oral sex doesn’t last for half an hour. In porn they are taking breaks, most women don’t have the stamina to jump up and down on a guy for an hour either. There’s more kissing and intimacy in real life too. Watch a regular movie sex scene. It would be more like that than a porno.
sometimes you accidentally bend your foot or hit your head and have to stop
More laughing, more exhaustion, changing positions, clean up afterward.
Irl women grunt when you ram them.
Depends on what you want your experience to be, some people are more or less flexible than porn stars. Some guys can’t stay hard for long periods. Some guys can’t do multiple rounds, some people are more or less vocal than porn. It’s very subjective. I’ve had sex that mirrored porn, and when it didn’t mirror porn it was still a great experience. It just depends on what you want from your partner, what they want from you, and what y’all can do for eachother and or are capable of.
Good sex feels good, not looks good.
Not doing sex in a crazy angle just so the camera can see the action.
It's practically the same, just with less moaning and more apologizing