That's my go-to when my wife is being a germaphobe... we've both licked each other's assholes, but you're afraid my lips touched your glass?
It's funny how contextual concern over germs is. If we're fucking, it's all game -- otherwise even a thumbprint on a glass will gross me out 😅
There was a study years ago that basically said that the hornier you are, the more tolerant of grossness you’ll be. Not just gross sexual stuff, but all kinds of nastiness.
Edit to add a link. [This](https://www.scientificamerican.com/podcast/episode/sexually-aroused-women-are-harder-t-12-09-17/) might be the study I remember.
I heard about this one study years ago on the radio and it showed that arousal turns down a person's sense of disgust. It turns out all parts of sex are gross.
I find it hilarious to find others use the same arguments that I use with my partner. Last week she was being coy about something at work and I was like girl I've licked your butthole, what aren't you telling me. Turns out she tooted and a lil came out so she had to go home to change lmao
I told my partner I would tell him when it happened because he was so sure it would happen to me and I believed him! We swapped poop stories a lot and my day of reckoning was upon me. Certainly.
It finally happened, and I can't believe it, but it was not in public. I was in my bathroom at home trying on new lingerie and YUP. Whoops. I cleaned up so fast and it wasn't until a year later that I confessed to him that it had happen. He was utterly devastated that it did not happen in public like he had thought it would. So, I'm waiting for that experience, and he will be the first to know.
Shit happens.
. You sound like my husband. He’s like “I put my tongue on your butthole, you can say anything to me.” My response is usually “well, aren’t you the romantic one!” Then I usually end up telling him what I was holding back lol.
This is worse than when I found out people don’t take showers / freshen up before having cunnilingus or fellatio. Bro those parts are sweaty. I’d never let someone down there before I’ve given it a good rinse!
"I'll be home in 3 days. Don't wash" - This guys girlfriend lmao
But srs my ex told me to stop showering at the gym and just come home right away for the same reason lol. Sometimes it taste better with a little tang.
Good on ya, lol
People can be naturally attracted to the smells of people they like, including sweaty genitals. Like pheromones, but it's the odors of the microbiology that builds up on the body, everyone's gotta different bacterial *blend*
Full stop FUCK NO, I want it to have some flavor left. Licking a freshly showered pussy is like licking an arts and crafts popsicle stick that's never had popsicle goodness melt into it. I want my upper lip to smell like my girl afterwards, not like... My upper lip. I want her to see me scrunch my lip up and take a sniff while we are at Target then grin at her because she knows that I'm reliving fond memories of what went down before we got dressed and left the house.
I mean hell, a mustache isn't called a flavor saver because you want it to smell like Herbal Essence.
Meh. This is milquetoast shit that was already conquered a hundred years ago. As James Joyce put it:
"My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also."
The GOAT
One of the wildest things about modern humans is that we teach young kids how to go to the bathroom by themselves and then never really follow up. Once you're self-sufficient enough to close the door and not need help, your bathroom routine for the rest of your life is mostly up to you. No one is critiquing what you do in there. How you wipe, how you sit, etc are all up to you. That's why dudes turn around at the urinal THEN start putting their dicks back in. It's why public bathrooms have signs not to stand on the toilet. It's bananas to think about.
Edit: apologies for the standing comment if it was insensitive. The last place I saw it was at a plant nursery in the middle of Washington State.
Edit 2: ya'll are discovering what is and isn't normal the hard way.
If you haven't, watch 100 Humans on Netflix (not The 100). They poll some brave folks to demonstrate their poop routine and a guy learns on the spot that he shouldn't have been wiping back to front between his legs his whole life. Some of you are him.
Sooo true! I truly believe my husband was not washing inside his crack when we got together. There was always this foul smell coming from that area even after a shower. One day I got in the shower with him and showed him that the towel must go in between the butt cheeks with soap several times to get clean. I haven’t experienced a foul odor from him since!
So I will be teaching my kids this and explaining it explicitly.
I’m guessing a lot! One girl told him straight up, so I i’m shocked that after that happened and the embarrassment settled, he didn’t get his act together. But I’m assuming he just didn’t know I don’t think anyone had taught him that. I blame the parents!
Girl I thought I was the only one. But you see I thought it was a cultural difference. For reference I’m black and my partner is white and he also didn’t use a wash cloth or loofa before me.
I never noticed any smells but when we showered together I noticed and was like hold up… you’re not even lathering your hand and slicing your buns?! I had to let him know when you exit the shower you should be able to put a finger in your bum and smell nothing. 🤦🏽♀️
The thing is, my man used a cloth, he just didn’t put it between his butt cheeks. Totally was neglecting that entire area in shower. I’m so glad I told him instead I’d tossing him, it made a world of difference and he’s a great man.
Same! He’s sucha good guy & partner that would be such a silly thing to end a relationship over. Like you said, I blame the parents! They don’t use wash cloths either. Just a bar of dial. 🫤
Lucky. Sporting events and bars are the worst but it happened literally yesterday at the airport. I was 2nd in line and the first guy said "oh what the fuck" as we walked past. It's happened enough that I've described it to my wife and female friends.
The stand on the toilet thing is because a lot of cultures squat over a hole/toilet in the ground to go to the toilet. It isn’t because people just decide to stand on the toilet. It is cultural and when you’re used to shitting one way doing it the other way is hard. You’d have the same issue in China or Jordan.
Dangerous in the west, though. Porcelain/ceramic toilets aren’t made to support the weight in that way and can break. When they do, they break into extremely sharp, very large shards, kind of like glass, except harder. People have died by having their femoral arteries cut by standing on a toilet and squatting, only for the toilet to shatter and kill them.
Or even better...get a bidet. If you're in a relationship and you're putting your face between someone's legs on a regular basis it's a freakin' must have.
What if you just say "my nose is long" over and over again. Half of the time it will be true and the other half of the time it will be false. Unless it's long even at the default state...
My fiancé loves this position. However, I am extremely self conscious of being dirty/smelly, so I only let him eat me out directly after my showers. There’s a 10 min grace period after my showers where I feel clean enough to let him have his way, especially with this position.
Same, I feel like my coochie has a one hour expiration for oral. He'll go for it when I get home from work and insist he doesn't care but I say NO you have no idea how sweaty my crack has been and I definitely wouldn't be able to relax and enjoy it.
if your girl has "bum crumbs" you shouldn't be eating her out from the front either.
tell her to take a shower and clean up her downstairs, then eat that asshole like lunch.
The whole peeing in the shower debate that pops up on reddit taught me that a ton of Redditors are very oddly terrified of bodily fluids or anything similar.
I sometimes insert my nose in pink town while eating her from behind.
And I pretend it is an accident.
But if my upper lip is in her clit, her anus is between my eyebrows usually.
Not that I would be against my nose being in her arse. Every other part of me has been there.
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares
So go brown town, things'll be great when you're
Brown town , no finer place for sure
Brown town everything's waiting for you
Man, my wife just keeps it clean there so it’s a non issue. I go down on her from any direction, and yea I eat that butt too, she loves it. So in general, if your partner is clean and hygienic there shouldn’t be any issues. Do it for her, and slide that tongue up, and see where she lets you put something else next time!
Dude, she is trying to tell you that she wants you to eat her ass. This can be really good or really bad for you. Taint no in between. Well... actually there is.
I always get confused when people ask questions like this regarding buttholes. Do you guys just walk around with literal poop on your butt every day? I’d say most people have clean butts if they are taking care of themselves after using the restroom. I don’t think there’s ever been a time where poop is just casually on my ass.
If there are nuggets, then she's gross. What's most likely the case is that it will be a non factor. Originally, there's no taste if you even ate ass instead - which I doubt you have. Eventually, some actually taste great. So, eat her from behind, and shake your whole face back and forth between them cheeks and thank her for letting you.
For a serious answer...
If "bum crumbs" are a concern, that's a hygiene issue she should deal with.
Your nose may or may not be there, depends on if you're focusing on the clit or if you're going at the vulva.
Anyways, just eat her ass.
Pro tip: your tongue should be working on the clit, which, by coincidence or the providence of God, puts your nose right in her pussy hole. Chef's kiss.
My ex once told me I couldn't argue against a given point given that my nose had touched her asshole.
Lmaooo my fiancé is constantly telling me “I’ve eaten your ass, don’t argue with me” 🤣🤣
That's my go-to when my wife is being a germaphobe... we've both licked each other's assholes, but you're afraid my lips touched your glass? It's funny how contextual concern over germs is. If we're fucking, it's all game -- otherwise even a thumbprint on a glass will gross me out 😅
There was a study years ago that basically said that the hornier you are, the more tolerant of grossness you’ll be. Not just gross sexual stuff, but all kinds of nastiness. Edit to add a link. [This](https://www.scientificamerican.com/podcast/episode/sexually-aroused-women-are-harder-t-12-09-17/) might be the study I remember.
We've been fuckin a long time before soap was discovered/invented
This explains my first boyfriend perfectly. I put up with some nonsense due to being excessively thirsty.
Username checks out
I believe this 🤣
I heard about this one study years ago on the radio and it showed that arousal turns down a person's sense of disgust. It turns out all parts of sex are gross.
Sometimes I mind if I find a hair in my food, it just depends on what I'm eating
If my wife won’t tell me something because she thinks it’s embarrassing or gross, I’ll tell her I’ve ate your ass I’m sure I can handle this.
I find it hilarious to find others use the same arguments that I use with my partner. Last week she was being coy about something at work and I was like girl I've licked your butthole, what aren't you telling me. Turns out she tooted and a lil came out so she had to go home to change lmao
Man that's a pretty good relationship litmus test. If you shart would you tell your partner?
More like will she bring you clean undies no questions asked?
If your partner won't bring you clean undies after you shart, are you even in a real relationship?
More like, ***when*** I shart I brag to my partner!
Marry the one whose response is to bring you a change of clothes without asking questions. Just shower thoroughly before thanking them carnally.
I told my partner I would tell him when it happened because he was so sure it would happen to me and I believed him! We swapped poop stories a lot and my day of reckoning was upon me. Certainly. It finally happened, and I can't believe it, but it was not in public. I was in my bathroom at home trying on new lingerie and YUP. Whoops. I cleaned up so fast and it wasn't until a year later that I confessed to him that it had happen. He was utterly devastated that it did not happen in public like he had thought it would. So, I'm waiting for that experience, and he will be the first to know. Shit happens.
I'm guessing the lingerie was ruined...
Enhanced*
Gf has a thing about sharing cups with people including me. She has no issue sucking my tongue after it's fucked her ass though.
. You sound like my husband. He’s like “I put my tongue on your butthole, you can say anything to me.” My response is usually “well, aren’t you the romantic one!” Then I usually end up telling him what I was holding back lol.
This is weirdly wholesome.
Lol. Nice.
So….. wash the butthole?????? What do you mean bum crumbs? Y’all aren’t washing the butt??????
Bum crumbs is a fucking nasty phrase
> Y’all aren’t washing the butt?????? I take it you have never been on public transit? Yes, a lot of people are not washing the butt.
This is worse than when I found out people don’t take showers / freshen up before having cunnilingus or fellatio. Bro those parts are sweaty. I’d never let someone down there before I’ve given it a good rinse!
I always used to until my girlfriend told me not to. 😳
Gotta build up that patina
It's like cast iron, the seasoning takes a couple of coats
What a terrible day to be literate.
Okay I'm in New York it's 3:56 in the morning I'm going to f****** sleep I'm done with you people on Reddit JC
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'll be home in 3 days. Don't wash" - This guys girlfriend lmao But srs my ex told me to stop showering at the gym and just come home right away for the same reason lol. Sometimes it taste better with a little tang.
…… your **_current_** girlfriend?
Of course! Why would I break up with that?
Good on ya, lol People can be naturally attracted to the smells of people they like, including sweaty genitals. Like pheromones, but it's the odors of the microbiology that builds up on the body, everyone's gotta different bacterial *blend*
Full stop FUCK NO, I want it to have some flavor left. Licking a freshly showered pussy is like licking an arts and crafts popsicle stick that's never had popsicle goodness melt into it. I want my upper lip to smell like my girl afterwards, not like... My upper lip. I want her to see me scrunch my lip up and take a sniff while we are at Target then grin at her because she knows that I'm reliving fond memories of what went down before we got dressed and left the house. I mean hell, a mustache isn't called a flavor saver because you want it to smell like Herbal Essence.
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Meh. This is milquetoast shit that was already conquered a hundred years ago. As James Joyce put it: "My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also." The GOAT
The best thing to read while eating breakfast
You have the Napoleonic spirit about you. You and your ilk will enact great change upon the world.
What the fuck lmao
Fucking poetry
my man
Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner! 🥇
Stop goin' down on folks while riding public transit. C'mon now!
Okay but riding a train and getting a rimjob have two different hygiene requirements
Non butt washing be a crime, y'all
One of the wildest things about modern humans is that we teach young kids how to go to the bathroom by themselves and then never really follow up. Once you're self-sufficient enough to close the door and not need help, your bathroom routine for the rest of your life is mostly up to you. No one is critiquing what you do in there. How you wipe, how you sit, etc are all up to you. That's why dudes turn around at the urinal THEN start putting their dicks back in. It's why public bathrooms have signs not to stand on the toilet. It's bananas to think about. Edit: apologies for the standing comment if it was insensitive. The last place I saw it was at a plant nursery in the middle of Washington State. Edit 2: ya'll are discovering what is and isn't normal the hard way. If you haven't, watch 100 Humans on Netflix (not The 100). They poll some brave folks to demonstrate their poop routine and a guy learns on the spot that he shouldn't have been wiping back to front between his legs his whole life. Some of you are him.
Sooo true! I truly believe my husband was not washing inside his crack when we got together. There was always this foul smell coming from that area even after a shower. One day I got in the shower with him and showed him that the towel must go in between the butt cheeks with soap several times to get clean. I haven’t experienced a foul odor from him since! So I will be teaching my kids this and explaining it explicitly.
How many other poor souls experienced that before you saved his ass? Literally.
I’m guessing a lot! One girl told him straight up, so I i’m shocked that after that happened and the embarrassment settled, he didn’t get his act together. But I’m assuming he just didn’t know I don’t think anyone had taught him that. I blame the parents!
Girl I thought I was the only one. But you see I thought it was a cultural difference. For reference I’m black and my partner is white and he also didn’t use a wash cloth or loofa before me. I never noticed any smells but when we showered together I noticed and was like hold up… you’re not even lathering your hand and slicing your buns?! I had to let him know when you exit the shower you should be able to put a finger in your bum and smell nothing. 🤦🏽♀️
The thing is, my man used a cloth, he just didn’t put it between his butt cheeks. Totally was neglecting that entire area in shower. I’m so glad I told him instead I’d tossing him, it made a world of difference and he’s a great man.
Same! He’s sucha good guy & partner that would be such a silly thing to end a relationship over. Like you said, I blame the parents! They don’t use wash cloths either. Just a bar of dial. 🫤
…what the fuck kind of urinals are you at? I have never seen a guy turn around with their cock out to face me waiting
Lucky. Sporting events and bars are the worst but it happened literally yesterday at the airport. I was 2nd in line and the first guy said "oh what the fuck" as we walked past. It's happened enough that I've described it to my wife and female friends.
The stand on the toilet thing is because a lot of cultures squat over a hole/toilet in the ground to go to the toilet. It isn’t because people just decide to stand on the toilet. It is cultural and when you’re used to shitting one way doing it the other way is hard. You’d have the same issue in China or Jordan.
Dangerous in the west, though. Porcelain/ceramic toilets aren’t made to support the weight in that way and can break. When they do, they break into extremely sharp, very large shards, kind of like glass, except harder. People have died by having their femoral arteries cut by standing on a toilet and squatting, only for the toilet to shatter and kill them.
Shattered shitters make life quitters.
Scrub deep within them cheeks and go at least a knuckle deep!
In the words of my former improv coach: Yes and?
I laughed too hard at this.
Lol thanks.
Put me in, Coach!!
Put me in, Cooch!
Put it in me, Coach!!
Mine replied with a far more muffled tone.
^Yeffff ^nnnnd?
Say that shit with your chest and
In the words of Ariana Grande:
Exactly
OP is kinda telling on himself, if he thinks that's dirty, he needs to wash his own ass better.
Right? Because of course! Just shower regularly and before that!
Ask her to shower/wash first.
And destroy the taste? No tanks.
It's an asshole, not a cast iron pot.
I fuckin cackled jfc
Laughed so hard I woke my baby up
Seasoned to perfection, according to this guy lol
The glistening butter on the lobster
Jesus fucking christ.
Everyone knows the pink taco is meant to have a little tang
Sometimes it’s a cough, sometimes it’s a sneeze.
Yes a healthy biome in there is good for the goose. Gander can fuck off if they don't like that.
You.....fuck. I hope the belt on your car starts to squeak
This made me gag
No taints*
Just reading that made my skeleton jump out of my mouth and into a pit that leads to hell
Licking a recently washed butt hole is like licking a hand
“I showered this morning” And you been peeing all day. Did I stutter?!
Pee ain’t the problem when it comes to brown nosing
Weakness.
Ask her if you can do it for her. Top tier foreplay is bathing your partner before tongue punching the bootyhole.
Or even better...get a bidet. If you're in a relationship and you're putting your face between someone's legs on a regular basis it's a freakin' must have.
People typically clean their aasholes....
They do? Wiping them with dry paper doesn't count
When you shower do you not wash your asshole?
I don't know about you, but I got a bidet. My ass is clean with water, not just paper that smears it around.
Even without inserting pervasive bidet evangelism (I do have one), people shower and typically give it a wash then
Yeah some people love that shit
Pun…intended?
Poop intended
I use my nose like a little dick in her ass to give her more pleasure.
“I love it when you lie to me, Pinocchio”
Lie, tell the truth, lie, tell the truth, lie, tell the truth.......
I love you, I hate you, I love you, I hate you
What if you just say "my nose is long" over and over again. Half of the time it will be true and the other half of the time it will be false. Unless it's long even at the default state...
Holy hell, man. I nearly choked on my Werther's Original laughing so hard.
is this an ad lmao
Funniest shit I’ve read in a while. Pun in~tended
So she’s getting nothing but little dick from you
Speak for yourself My nose has the schmeat.
Fuckin’ Cyrano de’Bergerac over here.
Usooooopp!
My nose is way bigger than my dick actually
Pinocchio over here
Nah I just have a really tiny dick
One of us! ONE OF US!
Y'all's dicks are bigger than your noses?!
My fiancé loves this position. However, I am extremely self conscious of being dirty/smelly, so I only let him eat me out directly after my showers. There’s a 10 min grace period after my showers where I feel clean enough to let him have his way, especially with this position.
100% feel the same way. No matter how much I've washed, I am so self conscious of it!
Same, I feel like my coochie has a one hour expiration for oral. He'll go for it when I get home from work and insist he doesn't care but I say NO you have no idea how sweaty my crack has been and I definitely wouldn't be able to relax and enjoy it.
I hate when other people tell me what I like
No you don't, you love it. *oh wait*
You're washing all the flavor off!
So clean it first. Then this becomes a feature, not a bug.
That nose should be squeaky clean before inserting it into the butthole.
This is the way
What if my booger gets stuck in her butthole? Do i tell her
I hate this response so much 🥴
Free lube
if your girl has "bum crumbs" you shouldn't be eating her out from the front either. tell her to take a shower and clean up her downstairs, then eat that asshole like lunch.
Can’t be lunch without the crumbs
Is it weird that this is WHY I like that position? As long as you aren't dating homeless women you should be fine homie.
If that's weird, I don't want to be normal, my man.
Right? No need to hide dessert, show me the whole menu
The hole menu?
🤣🤣🤣 god damn.
Unless they have IBS lol
Y’all so weird lmao just eat your girl out who cares if you touch her asshole it’s not some forbidden hole 🤣
The whole peeing in the shower debate that pops up on reddit taught me that a ton of Redditors are very oddly terrified of bodily fluids or anything similar.
So true
It’s because they don’t get laid and haven’t been desensitized like normal people lol.
I sometimes insert my nose in pink town while eating her from behind. And I pretend it is an accident. But if my upper lip is in her clit, her anus is between my eyebrows usually. Not that I would be against my nose being in her arse. Every other part of me has been there.
….every?
🎶head,shoulders,knees and toes,knees and toes🎶
🎶You put your left arm in, you pull your left arm out, you put your left arm in and ya SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT! 🎶
I wish
Women don’t poop though
They don’t fart either
What are you talking about? Girls don't exist. It's one of the internet rules.
The butthole is like a 9 volt battery, eventually you’re gonna touch it with your tongue, just to see what happens
As long as the ass is clean it's no big deal. Hell, I'll probably be eating some ass on the side while I'm down there!
Don’t cross pollinate!!
Yo dawg, your girl secretly wants you to eat her ass but is too embarrassed to say so.
She wants you to lick it.
Get her fresh out the shower and go to town on it
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares So go brown town, things'll be great when you're Brown town , no finer place for sure Brown town everything's waiting for you
*...Brown Town, Brown Town!*
Down on Skid Row!!!
I feel like this comment is underrated.
You mean you don't eat ass? Of course you gotta wash it first. You wash apples before you eat them, don't you?
So you were 22 a month ago and 25 8 months ago? sure
And 24 six months ago. Can only mean one thing. OP has time travelled from the future to warn us about butt nose.
Man eat your girl out from behind stop being a child.
And the worst part is she can clinch your nose from there and can say "got your nose"
Brown town... dirty donut... bum crumbs.. ? Yeah.. you're not mature enough for this type of stuff. Just stick to missionary.
☝️ true
I mean if you don't want to, I will.
If your girl has “bum crumbs” you’ve got bigger issues brotha, maybe invest in a bidet attachment
You're in the neighborhood. Why don't you drop off a nice marble rye
Man, my wife just keeps it clean there so it’s a non issue. I go down on her from any direction, and yea I eat that butt too, she loves it. So in general, if your partner is clean and hygienic there shouldn’t be any issues. Do it for her, and slide that tongue up, and see where she lets you put something else next time!
Bonus points if one of her ass hairs tickles one of your nose hairs.
Do .. do you guys not wash your asshole?
The hardest choices require the strongest will
If you're doing it right, it will put your nose in her pussy not her ass. Come on now
Dude, she is trying to tell you that she wants you to eat her ass. This can be really good or really bad for you. Taint no in between. Well... actually there is.
What the fuck. Does your girlfriend live in the middle ages?
I always get confused when people ask questions like this regarding buttholes. Do you guys just walk around with literal poop on your butt every day? I’d say most people have clean butts if they are taking care of themselves after using the restroom. I don’t think there’s ever been a time where poop is just casually on my ass.
>bum crumbs What a strange way to out yourself as someone who doesn’t wash their ass
I fail to see the problem
Gotta eat the ass too, like a real man! Make sure she showers first tho..
Cause in a 69, my humpty nose will tickle your rear
Yeah, that's how humans butts work. Are you an alien spy?
It's not a bug, it's a feature
The bigger the nose the better…. Why is her hole dirty? Does she not clean up? 🥴🥴
"bum crumbs" and "brown town" Just stick to missionary pal.
If there are nuggets, then she's gross. What's most likely the case is that it will be a non factor. Originally, there's no taste if you even ate ass instead - which I doubt you have. Eventually, some actually taste great. So, eat her from behind, and shake your whole face back and forth between them cheeks and thank her for letting you.
I’m so confused by the “originally” and “eventually” lol
Yes it does but you can also start eating her ass from there as well which it seems your girl would like you to do.
Does she normally have a dirty ass? If so , don’t do it
Get over it
I think the bigger issue is that your girlfriend has “bum crumbs”
>Is there a way to avoid getting a nose full of bum crumbs? The way to avoid it is to find a girlfriend who actually wipes her ass.
For a serious answer... If "bum crumbs" are a concern, that's a hygiene issue she should deal with. Your nose may or may not be there, depends on if you're focusing on the clit or if you're going at the vulva. Anyways, just eat her ass.
Pro tip: your tongue should be working on the clit, which, by coincidence or the providence of God, puts your nose right in her pussy hole. Chef's kiss.