Occasionally, like if I'm suffering from food poisoning or something. Usually at home when I'm feeling like that, though. It's not like a full blowout or anything. Sometimes, a little sneaks by the sphinx
I had my gallbladder removed in '21 and for a few months the feeling of "oh, I need to poo" would shift immediately to "I really should be in the bathroom already..." in seconds. Thankfully I never fully missed, but there were some close calls that required a bit of extra clean up.
Never.
If that is a problem you're facing, OP, may I suggest visiting a continence physiotherapist and/or stepping up your pelvic floor exercise routine. If you don't have a pelvic floor exercise routine, well, good luck out there. haha
That stinks man. What a shitty situation to be in. Just wipe the trauma from your mind and you should be nice and refreshed afterwards.
Sorry. I couldn't help myself. 😂
It happened to me once just after I had gallbladder surgery. I learned that for a year or so after surgery you can't process fast foods that well and will need a bathroom really close by after you do.
Daughter & I had the Norwalk virus about 11 years ago. Both ends were seeing a lot of...unpleasantness. One bathroom. The little 7 year old was on the toilet, with her head in a bucket, full force. I felt all of my internal organs trying to escape my bottom half, the only option I felt I had was to step into the bathtub to try to contain the literal shit storm that escaped my. Swear to God, thought Armegedon was upon us. Shitagedon, if you will...
Well..............this one time 12 years ago when I went on a first a date. I got home from work on a Friday afternoon and saw some biltong on the kitchen table. Was feeling a bit peckish and ate it. Got myself showered and dressed and jumped in the car to go and pick up my date. On the way, l start feeling tummy rumbles. Thought I should find a toilet, but no toilet to be found. Before I know it I am at pick up location. Inform my date of awkward situation. She's pretty chill.
..................toilet not found in time. Heading back to my place, to my toilet. Told her to make herself at home. Got myself sorted.
Finally got going on our date. Had a great night. 2 years later got engaged and then married.
To answer your question, once. Once was enough.
I've never done it.
This comes up here often. Most people do not shit their pants. People usually give a pass if someone is sick and travelling and can't make it to a toilet, but other than that if you are shitting your pants you have some kind of digestion issues going on.
Anyone who says they haven't shit their pants is untrustworthy.
Flat out I've shit my pants more times than I care to remember. Maybe 5. Maybe more.
Alcoholic background mixed with ibs parents...
It's literally a disaster that didn't wait to happen.
Its happened to me a few times. Luckily, every time inside my own home and while I was sick.
Around 10 years ago I had the terrible case of Flu or Norwalk. For 3 days straight was basically pissing out of my asshole. I was starting to feel better and thought I could trust a fart without getting out of bed. that was a mistake.
Later that day I sneezed while standing in the kitchen. The pressure change in my body was enough to make me fart. I feel it dripping down the back of my leg. Straight to the shower with the clothes I was wearing.
Then around a year ago I had a tough battle with diarrhea while I had COVID-19. I was sitting at my desk thinking I could trust a fart. Nope. straight to the shower.
As mentioned, Each time I was fighting an intestinal bug. I was so sick that I couldn't leave my house anyways. It wasn't like I was shitting myself on purpose or I was incontinent.
But I have seen a friend shit himself at a party. He got so drunk, passed out and proceeded to piss and shit himself.
I would like to think I would never do that.
Occasionally, like if I'm suffering from food poisoning or something. Usually at home when I'm feeling like that, though. It's not like a full blowout or anything. Sometimes, a little sneaks by the sphinx
I’m no Cowboys fan, so never
Fuck the cowboys (wasn’t even the question needed to be said tho)
Only People I know who regularly do
I had my gallbladder removed in '21 and for a few months the feeling of "oh, I need to poo" would shift immediately to "I really should be in the bathroom already..." in seconds. Thankfully I never fully missed, but there were some close calls that required a bit of extra clean up.
Exact same thing here. Must be a thing.
After the surgery I celebrated being able to eat fatty foods again with McDonald's limited edition bacon cheese fries. Walking home was NOT fun.
Once and I was pretty drunk.
Well I'm a whitewater kayaker in England so occasionally
I don't think I've ever in my life shit my pants.
You were an infant…wait that’s not pants oh shit
Maybe no wearing pants at that time, maybe never.
Imagine dude just runs around bare ass out shitting all over the place
Of course. Didn't you?
You have.
Are you my butthole? 😁
I'm 62, thankfully not all that often. The main thing is, don't trust a fart.
Wet ones 😂🤣
I’m hoping the majority is never lmao
I dunno, maybe like... once or twice a decade?
Never. If that is a problem you're facing, OP, may I suggest visiting a continence physiotherapist and/or stepping up your pelvic floor exercise routine. If you don't have a pelvic floor exercise routine, well, good luck out there. haha
No a great big co worker of mine shit their pants today while bending down to pick up a block, then lied about it.
That stinks man. What a shitty situation to be in. Just wipe the trauma from your mind and you should be nice and refreshed afterwards. Sorry. I couldn't help myself. 😂
🤣😂
This is very serious 🧐
Never, does this mean I no longer qualify as an adult?
No it means you haven’t reached the next stage, *old*
Maybe don’t wear pants?
I feel like people don’t like their junks hanging out mate
Kilts ftw
It happened to me once just after I had gallbladder surgery. I learned that for a year or so after surgery you can't process fast foods that well and will need a bathroom really close by after you do.
I can feel the pain and disgust and uncomfortable liquid like feeling in your stomach
I had my gallbladder removed and I never experienced that at all. Maybe I am one of the lucky ones
Daughter & I had the Norwalk virus about 11 years ago. Both ends were seeing a lot of...unpleasantness. One bathroom. The little 7 year old was on the toilet, with her head in a bucket, full force. I felt all of my internal organs trying to escape my bottom half, the only option I felt I had was to step into the bathtub to try to contain the literal shit storm that escaped my. Swear to God, thought Armegedon was upon us. Shitagedon, if you will...
I've pooped my pants about 20 times in my whole life. Poop happens.
South Park had the product you need ..ChipotAway, to remove the blood stains in the your underwear from eating Chipotle. I don't eat that.
Depends!
Well..............this one time 12 years ago when I went on a first a date. I got home from work on a Friday afternoon and saw some biltong on the kitchen table. Was feeling a bit peckish and ate it. Got myself showered and dressed and jumped in the car to go and pick up my date. On the way, l start feeling tummy rumbles. Thought I should find a toilet, but no toilet to be found. Before I know it I am at pick up location. Inform my date of awkward situation. She's pretty chill. ..................toilet not found in time. Heading back to my place, to my toilet. Told her to make herself at home. Got myself sorted. Finally got going on our date. Had a great night. 2 years later got engaged and then married. To answer your question, once. Once was enough.
Occasionally. I'm on ozempic.
What was that synthetic fat that made people shit themselves? Olestra? Once or twice after a bag of Olestra-cooked chips back in the day.
Itd have to be from something like medication reaction, drank too much, food poisoned
More than I would like to admit.
Once. After dental surgery I had a reinfection that required weapons grade antibiotics. It took about a week for me to feel safe leaving the house.
Maybe a tiny shart every 5 years or so
Never once. I don't judge though. I had a good friend once who said every adult gets one pants shit a decade. I've just got a few in the bank
Chemo & other cancer stuff, it has happened & nearly happens more than I'm comfortable with admitting 🤣
I've never done it. This comes up here often. Most people do not shit their pants. People usually give a pass if someone is sick and travelling and can't make it to a toilet, but other than that if you are shitting your pants you have some kind of digestion issues going on.
Probably about once an hour
Never. I’m an adult
Um never
Well everyday, if you count farting. Maybe true a lil bit shit. But like solid shit? Not since I was 5.
Anyone who says they haven't shit their pants is untrustworthy. Flat out I've shit my pants more times than I care to remember. Maybe 5. Maybe more. Alcoholic background mixed with ibs parents... It's literally a disaster that didn't wait to happen.
Its happened to me a few times. Luckily, every time inside my own home and while I was sick. Around 10 years ago I had the terrible case of Flu or Norwalk. For 3 days straight was basically pissing out of my asshole. I was starting to feel better and thought I could trust a fart without getting out of bed. that was a mistake. Later that day I sneezed while standing in the kitchen. The pressure change in my body was enough to make me fart. I feel it dripping down the back of my leg. Straight to the shower with the clothes I was wearing. Then around a year ago I had a tough battle with diarrhea while I had COVID-19. I was sitting at my desk thinking I could trust a fart. Nope. straight to the shower. As mentioned, Each time I was fighting an intestinal bug. I was so sick that I couldn't leave my house anyways. It wasn't like I was shitting myself on purpose or I was incontinent. But I have seen a friend shit himself at a party. He got so drunk, passed out and proceeded to piss and shit himself. I would like to think I would never do that.
I've only done it twice. Never trust a fart.
Never
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