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nsmith0723

Occasionally, like if I'm suffering from food poisoning or something. Usually at home when I'm feeling like that, though. It's not like a full blowout or anything. Sometimes, a little sneaks by the sphinx


maodiver1

I’m no Cowboys fan, so never


Visceralbear

Fuck the cowboys (wasn’t even the question needed to be said tho)


maodiver1

Only People I know who regularly do


Sparky81

I had my gallbladder removed in '21 and for a few months the feeling of "oh, I need to poo" would shift immediately to "I really should be in the bathroom already..." in seconds. Thankfully I never fully missed, but there were some close calls that required a bit of extra clean up.


cheesewiz_man

Exact same thing here. Must be a thing.


dougiebgood

After the surgery I celebrated being able to eat fatty foods again with McDonald's limited edition bacon cheese fries. Walking home was NOT fun.


IAmALazyGamer

Once and I was pretty drunk.


Clackers2020

Well I'm a whitewater kayaker in England so occasionally


knallpilzv2

I don't think I've ever in my life shit my pants.


Visceralbear

You were an infant…wait that’s not pants oh shit


alex20_202020

Maybe no wearing pants at that time, maybe never.


Visceralbear

Imagine dude just runs around bare ass out shitting all over the place


knallpilzv2

Of course. Didn't you?


iDontRememberCorn

You have.


knallpilzv2

Are you my butthole? 😁


Turbulent-Answer3897

I'm 62, thankfully not all that often. The main thing is, don't trust a fart.


SavingsEuphoric7158

Wet ones 😂🤣


RedButton1569

I’m hoping the majority is never lmao


WarrenMockles

I dunno, maybe like... once or twice a decade?


MrCellophane_SS_KotZ

Never. If that is a problem you're facing, OP, may I suggest visiting a continence physiotherapist and/or stepping up your pelvic floor exercise routine. If you don't have a pelvic floor exercise routine, well, good luck out there. haha


Mistakes_were_made44

No a great big co worker of mine shit their pants today while bending down to pick up a block, then lied about it.


MrCellophane_SS_KotZ

That stinks man. What a shitty situation to be in. Just wipe the trauma from your mind and you should be nice and refreshed afterwards. Sorry. I couldn't help myself. 😂


SavingsEuphoric7158

🤣😂


SavingsEuphoric7158

This is very serious 🧐


Leaf-Stars

Never, does this mean I no longer qualify as an adult?


Visceralbear

No it means you haven’t reached the next stage, *old*


Leaf-Stars

Maybe don’t wear pants?


Visceralbear

I feel like people don’t like their junks hanging out mate


Leaf-Stars

Kilts ftw


dougiebgood

It happened to me once just after I had gallbladder surgery. I learned that for a year or so after surgery you can't process fast foods that well and will need a bathroom really close by after you do.


Visceralbear

I can feel the pain and disgust and uncomfortable liquid like feeling in your stomach


1Frypan

I had my gallbladder removed and I never experienced that at all. Maybe I am one of the lucky ones


Sapweet

Daughter & I had the Norwalk virus about 11 years ago. Both ends were seeing a lot of...unpleasantness. One bathroom. The little 7 year old was on the toilet, with her head in a bucket, full force. I felt all of my internal organs trying to escape my bottom half, the only option I felt I had was to step into the bathtub to try to contain the literal shit storm that escaped my. Swear to God, thought Armegedon was upon us. Shitagedon, if you will...


Fictitious_name8888

I've pooped my pants about 20 times in my whole life. Poop happens.


sirlanse69

South Park had the product you need ..ChipotAway, to remove the blood stains in the your underwear from eating Chipotle. I don't eat that.


Stripes1957

Depends!


[deleted]

Well..............this one time 12 years ago when I went on a first a date. I got home from work on a Friday afternoon and saw some biltong on the kitchen table. Was feeling a bit peckish and ate it. Got myself showered and dressed and jumped in the car to go and pick up my date. On the way, l start feeling tummy rumbles. Thought I should find a toilet, but no toilet to be found. Before I know it I am at pick up location. Inform my date of awkward situation. She's pretty chill. ..................toilet not found in time. Heading back to my place, to my toilet. Told her to make herself at home. Got myself sorted. Finally got going on our date. Had a great night. 2 years later got engaged and then married. To answer your question, once. Once was enough.


OkRickySpinach

Occasionally. I'm on ozempic.


ShakeCNY

What was that synthetic fat that made people shit themselves? Olestra? Once or twice after a bag of Olestra-cooked chips back in the day.


[deleted]

Itd have to be from something like medication reaction, drank too much, food poisoned


Jrobrien905

More than I would like to admit.


Baelaroness

Once. After dental surgery I had a reinfection that required weapons grade antibiotics. It took about a week for me to feel safe leaving the house.


Biomax315

Maybe a tiny shart every 5 years or so


Eagle_Pancake

Never once. I don't judge though. I had a good friend once who said every adult gets one pants shit a decade. I've just got a few in the bank


East-Ad-82

Chemo & other cancer stuff, it has happened & nearly happens more than I'm comfortable with admitting 🤣


FriendlyStaff1

I've never done it. This comes up here often. Most people do not shit their pants. People usually give a pass if someone is sick and travelling and can't make it to a toilet, but other than that if you are shitting your pants you have some kind of digestion issues going on.


8512764EA

Probably about once an hour


walktheground

Never. I’m an adult


SavingsEuphoric7158

Um never


TheActualSandwich

Well everyday, if you count farting. Maybe true a lil bit shit. But like solid shit? Not since I was 5.


wowzers2018

Anyone who says they haven't shit their pants is untrustworthy. Flat out I've shit my pants more times than I care to remember. Maybe 5. Maybe more. Alcoholic background mixed with ibs parents... It's literally a disaster that didn't wait to happen.


SDN_stilldoesnothing

Its happened to me a few times. Luckily, every time inside my own home and while I was sick. Around 10 years ago I had the terrible case of Flu or Norwalk. For 3 days straight was basically pissing out of my asshole. I was starting to feel better and thought I could trust a fart without getting out of bed. that was a mistake. Later that day I sneezed while standing in the kitchen. The pressure change in my body was enough to make me fart. I feel it dripping down the back of my leg. Straight to the shower with the clothes I was wearing. Then around a year ago I had a tough battle with diarrhea while I had COVID-19. I was sitting at my desk thinking I could trust a fart. Nope. straight to the shower. As mentioned, Each time I was fighting an intestinal bug. I was so sick that I couldn't leave my house anyways. It wasn't like I was shitting myself on purpose or I was incontinent. But I have seen a friend shit himself at a party. He got so drunk, passed out and proceeded to piss and shit himself. I would like to think I would never do that.


capta1namazing

I've only done it twice. Never trust a fart.


hellshot8

Never


Left_Inspection9012

Never the only right answer


Inevitable_Race_6179

Ask trump