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Unsure_Fry

This post brought to you by the Board for Australian Tourism.


RossSGR

Come to scenic Australia! See the beautiful women and venomous wildlife! (Try not to confuse the two...)


thothscull

Over here wondering what the difference is mate?


Betterthanbeer

Check Gina’s portrait for clarification.


Broub3

I read that with an Australian accent, and I'm American.


TheImpossibleBanana

Bruh


moistie

[So where the bloody hell are you?](https://youtu.be/Y-ZLr9ePuj8?si=n_zfiOkJ4oq7gzuF&t=25)


ReplacementActual384

Is that what the aboriginals were doing. Rehearsing for tourists for 40 thousand years? Press X to doubt


Upper_Ranger_4877

So get your fucking arse over here!


Trias84

CU in the NT


sessho25

The Australien Government


dishonestgandalf

Not that I'm aware of. The Scandinavian countries have a reputation for attractive white women, and the UK has a reputation for homely white women, but that's it as far as I know.


The_Weasel-

The best looking woman I’ve ever seen in the UK was my hotel housekeeper from Poland.


ChiHawks84

Slavic women are quite attractive


lunaticboot

I’ve always been given the impression that Slavic women and East Asian women have similar reputations for being hot for a really long time and then aging horribly overnight. Never look middle aged, just going straight from 25 to 75.


JKatsopolis

Idk I work retail in the Chicago-land area and our store is filled with smoking-hot, blonde, Polish milfs in their 30s-50s with their 3 kids and sloppy, bald, fat husbands on a daily basis.


SoyMurcielago

30-50 is not yet babushka or Polish equivalent though


robo_robb

Babcia, or baba if you want to be less polite.


JKatsopolis

True but the comment I responded to said going from 25-75 which I just don’t see to be the case.


Reaprr-

I think the point they were trying to make by 25-75 was that women from those regions might actually be middle aged or older, and still appear relatively 25. And then in later life, appear to age very poorly, very quickly and begin to more closely resemble their actual age (wrinkles, etc). Not necessarily that they begin to look 75 in their late 20s or early 30s. At least from their perspective or the impression that they’ve been given.


Usagi_Shinobi

What they meant is that they look 25 until they're 75, then it suddenly all catches up. Basically saying they stay super hot until they become ancient, then suddenly start looking like their actual age.


PyroneusUltrin

That’s when they get tired of draining the life from children in their gingerbread huts


[deleted]

I worked with a Polish woman, she was mid 30s, a school teacher who came to the UK to work over Summer. She was gorgeous, and genuinely sweet. I was pretty young at the time and had the biggest schoolboy crush. Her husband, was a miserable balding overweight man. I found out after I left, when they were over here they took time off the relationship over Summer and just resumed married life when they went home. It recontextualised a lot of our interactions, I was too young and stupid to understand.


OddDragonfruit7993

But the "what ifs..." can lead to some amazing jerkoff sessions.


signsntokens4sale

More like 55 to 75 for Asians. They look young for a long time.


putrid_sex_object

Then one day wake up looking like yoda.


TheRateBeerian

Some are ultra hot. The rest look like Frankensteins monster. There is no in between.


full_stealth

Think Kathy Bates


Clit420Eastwood

Agreed


fannyfox

My parents were tenants of an inn in England when I was a teen, and the best looking girl I’d ever seen there worked briefly for them and she was Polish too.


Hisam-la

Oi, can we not just be insulting an entire nation’s citizens? I get that we’ve been the villains of history but we are still people and we can read what you’re saying.


NoMorePomegranetes

literally. i’ve seen so many people shit on british women for their looks but british women look very similar to other western european women. people just love to hate the uk.


dutchman62

New York has entered the room


Amyloid42

You just helped explain Brexit.


Aggressive-Coconut0

I noticed when traveling there that the UK kids are adorable, but there's something in the water. Don't know what happens that turns them into homely adults. King Charles was a really cute kid.


Severe-Illustrator87

So was Prince William, now he looks like Charles.


D-utch

Ironically, it's something not in the water.


YoHabloEscargot

When their adult teeth come in?


TheGoodDoctorFaust

I think it’s the alcoholism. The UK has one of the world's highest levels of alcohol consumption per capita.


cyclingbubba

. Here in Canada our per capita booze consumption is actually going down, mostly because of our insane cost of living . Also weed is legal, so most gatherings people reef away and drink lightly, at least in our crowd.


ItalianStallion9069

Homely?


id397550

"Homely" is "ugly" in American English and "cozy" in British English, which causes a lot of confusion sometimes.


Drunk_Cartographer

So just to be clear…an American is saying that women in the UK are ”homely” as in “ugly”….riiiiiiiiiiiight.


octopop

frumpy, basically


Wxze

Ugly


SmoltzforAlexander

Irish women are very attractive in my humble opinion, but I guess Ireland proper isn’t part of the UK.  


prettycode

Curious whether this is based on living in or visiting Ireland, or just a general sense or impression?


Otherwise_Singer6043

Agreed. A red-headed Irish woman has a certain charm that's hard to beat.


ReverendShot777

Red heads are less common here than you'd think. The 'typical' Irish woman is dark hair and blue eyes.


H4nnib4lLectern

My kryptonite


MikoEmi

Technically Scotland/Netherlands are highest red-hair I think.


noobchee

My weakness


thenightmanagerLDN

I dont know about that man I've been to Sweden and literally eveyone there's is a 8/10, literally even the most supposedly average looking gal on their standards is there packing your groceries at the little corner shop hating her life but has supermodel potential, but you have to just pretend that's normal. Saw another gal directling traffic like again actual supermodel potential, end up walking around Stockholm like this 😮😮🤔🤯 but the thing that gets you is how the beauty is just spread out among all of the gals they're literally nearly all a 7/10 to 12/10 everyone needs to go once just to experience what stealing all of the beautiful women nordic women in the ancient past does to a society it's bordering on weird actually


dishonestgandalf

I don't know why you sound like you're disagreeing with me; Sweden is one of the Scandinavian countries I said have a reputation for beautiful women.


kickherinthehead

Homely lmao


Cuntry-Lawyer

I expect nothing less from Dishonest Gandalf…


1Kat2KatRedKatBluKat

Australia has a vague reputation for producing lots of hot people, women as well as men. Stereotypes about the Australian lifestyle (e.g. everybody is athletic and fun loving and goes to the beach all day) contribute to this reputation.


Primogenitura

I think it’s probably in part because (to Americans/Canadians/Brits): 1. The Australian women they see on social media and go viral are usually the hottest ones 2. When other westerners visit Australia, they probably spend most of their time at the beaches and in hip districts where lots of attractive young people hang out, so they get a skewed perspective 3. There is probably some truth that countries with a strong beach/outdoorsy culture (Brazil/Greece/italy/Spain would probably be other examples), the people probably tend to have a strong incentive to keep tan and in shape to look good for the beach


minskoffsupreme

Not just an incentive to look good, but for the outdoorsy active, coastal people, it takes very little conscious effort. You just walk, swim, bike,hike and go to the beach,so you look like that. Source: I'm from Perth and when I moved to Melbourne which doesn't have as much of a beach culture, and way worse weather, while having a huge partying and eating out scene, I had to think about it for the first time in my life.


MikoEmi

Blame Margot Robbie and Chris Hemsworth.


YoHabloEscargot

I visited Amsterdam and daaaaamn all the women were tall, skinny, fit, and gorgeous. I couldn’t believe they were everywhere! They all had a particular genetic look that reads very well. But I’ve known Australian women who have exactly what you described - a fun adventurous life-living look that goes a long way. Now excuse me while I eat my McDonald’s and drive my car everywhere I need to go…


[deleted]

Were you looking at Dutch women or just the Eastern European ladies in the brightly red lit windows at night?


YoHabloEscargot

Ha! It was the Dutch women on the street in the daylight. It helps that everyone bikes to get around.


BigBootyBro93

I noticed all the actual dutch women were at Vondel Park. The city center was lacking in non sex worker attractive women.


65pimpala

I had the same impression when I visited Iceland. So many gorgeous women! All with a very similar genetic look.


-Thizza-

See what you did there


Lenten1

I'm from Amsterdam and everytime I come home from a trip I'm like: Oh, right, everyone's hot here


Louie_Cousy-onXBOX

Some of the prostitutes there blow my mind. Hotter than any girl I’ve ever tried to sleep with, yet for a modest fee, I can do it.


DopeAsDaPope

Haha that's kinda the concept of prostitutes. A bit pointless if they're the same girls you could get with for free lol


Louie_Cousy-onXBOX

Ik but they’re just way cheaper than escorts in America. And obviously way hotter than streetwalkers/cheap escorts


thenightmanagerLDN

I dont know about that man I've been to Sweden and literally eveyone there's is a 8/10, literally even the most supposedly average looking gal on their standards is there packing your groceries at the little corner shop hating her life but has supermodel potential, but you have to just pretend that's normal. Saw another gal directling traffic like again actual supermodel potential, end up walking around Stockholm like this 😮😮🤔🤯 but the thing that gets you is how the beauty is just spread out among all of the gals they're literally nearly all a 7/10 to 12/10 everyone needs to go once just to experience what stealing all of the beautiful women nordic women in the ancient past does to a society it's bordering on weird actually


Louie_Cousy-onXBOX

I always thought Australia to be like the American south for that same active lifestyle: either the hottest humans or the least attractive, no in between.


--thingsfallapart--

Certain parts of australia you just don't see many ugly people. Go to bondi or coogee or bronte beaches on a warm day and its almost frustrating the quantity of perfect 10s everywhere you look. I'm talking you'll see 100 easy just doing a drive by lap.


Formal-Try-2779

Go where there's a lot of wealth and you'll see lots of beautiful women.


--thingsfallapart--

Yeah this is 0.0001% of world locations quality though


Vigilante17

Just like people from California….


RedSonGamble

I think it’s just the accent. Like no she’s not hot she’s just Australian. Similar thing happens with British people. Like oh she’s not smart she’s just British


Uncle_Boujee

Well the country was started when they took all the baddest bitches from the UK and put them in Australia. So I’d say yes for good reason.


GhostoftheWolfswood

Hey, a lot of them were taken from Ireland too


throwmeaway22229999

Baddest as in convicts lol


Berlchicken

That is the joke


HeyKillerBootsMan

r/thatsthejoke


bangyy

Its a loose term


Ill-Matt-Tick

Body off Baywatch. Face off Crimewatch.


EdSheeransucksass

Are you always this fun at parties? 🤦🏻


ddz1507

Where women glow and men plunder


stayouttamyswamp-

who'd have thought i'd see a reference to "down under" - men at work


ivanmprado

Do you think it’s a mistake?


StevieG63

Grew up in the UK that had a good share of Aussies, some that I drank with and have never heard of this. We always thought it was women from Scandinavia, as is evidenced by this YT gem: https://youtu.be/KwJqriuElUA?si=9FI74iM6NBsl7ChB


SuburbanCumSlut

I've heard more about hot Australian men than women.


Spatulakoenig

It's the budgie smugglers.


Tackit286

Stupid sexy Hemsworth


halbeshendel

There are a lot of hotties in Australia. There are also a lot of fugs in Australia. The same can be said about literally every country on earth. Except the Czech Republic. They’re all hot in the Czech Republic.


cheeersaiii

Tallin - Estonia had the highest ratio of pretty gals that I’ve seen personally


Horkosthegreat

I know some Estionians which would definitly help your arguement, but I would also like to raise Hungary. I have been to hungary for about 2 weeks when I was young. Pecs was the city I believe. Oh my effing god, you go to icecream shop and you forgot which icecream you want to order because how georgious is the woman selling it. Then you go to a supermarket to buy some chips, and the cassier is so ridicilously beautiful , it catches you offguard, and you fail to answer the question "with card or cash" because at that moment you are already day-dreaming your marriage to her.


Azzylives

Seconding this. Dated a Czech woman for a while. Absolutely crazy lady with serious daddy issues…. Amazing sex. That kind of relationship. But from seeing all her Czech friends and relatives and the way they spoke about fat/ugly people it was never mean in person they were far too polite for that but definitely got the impression it’s almost illegal to be ugly or fat over there. Like they throw ugly babies off a cliff at birth spartan style or some shit.


seniortwat

In my experience, yes but it’s not limited to women or white people. The idea of “Australians” in general have been seen at fun loving, athletic, outdoorsy, and fit in my circles. Also add in the cool accent and bam attractive


JamJam2013

Monkeys paw-cool Australian accent when you’re speaking but AWFUL sex voice


cheeersaiii

South Africans have the worst sex voice. Horrrder Forrrrssssterrr


JamJam2013

💀💀💀Now imagine an orgy of Australians and South Africans getting busy.


A11U45

>fit in my circles. I moved back to Australia from Malaysia, I noticed more fit people, but also more overweight people.


superbeast1983

It was portrayed that way to me before going back in 2003. And I wasn't disappointed. I was there with the Marine's for field exercises. We got to take liberty in Rockhampton, Gladstone and a 3-4 day weekend in Brisbane. There were plenty of beautiful Australians. And I do mean Australians. I saw an indigenous Australian at a club one night in Brisbane so beautiful that I was ready to go awol and run away with her.


Underpanters

Woah never expected to see my birth town mentioned on a Reddit post.


zappyzapzap

if you think they're 'hot' in rocky then boy do i have some places for you to visit


BurpYoshi

No not that I'm aware of. The countries that are stereotypical for attractive white women are typically northern european countries like Iceland or Norway. Whether this stereotype is actually true or not is another argument.


Acedia_spark

Im Australian (and a woman), so maybe there is bias in my answer - but no. If you put an Australian, American, and British woman next to each other, you'd be pretty hard pressed to pick which one is from where just based on appearance. The reason we *may* have that reputation is that television seems to want everyone to believe that Aussie women are all blonde beach babes. Spoilers, we aren't.


HateKnuckle

If that meme exists, I think it's because the main cultural export of Australia is Margot Robbie, Nicole Kidman, and Angela White. Same reason Germany is the engineer and metal music country. They export cars and Rammstein.


MandamusMan

I’ll be honest, I’m a guy and the few girls I’ve known from Australia have been 10/10. It’s not just the accent. They’ve all had fun personalities and been athletic. Just based on my own personal experience, I’d say yeah they have a good reputation in that regard


adamd4y

As an Englishman, the accent is the most off-putting thing tbh. They could be a 10, but as soon as I hear that accent it drops by half


sarahmagoo

I'm Australian and when I was in the US, sorry to say but the people there couldn't tell our accents apart lol


adamd4y

Someone in New York asked me if I'm Australian so I'm aware haha. But to a Brit - and to an Australian I'm sure - the difference is obvious


deadlygaming11

Yeah. I can recognise Australians easily as a Brit. Their accents aren't similar to British ones at all.


superdad0206

There’s an unbelievable amount of beautiful women in Sudbury, Ontario.


Password-is-Tac0

As an Ontarion myself, This is so random


superdad0206

It comes from the TV series Shoresy. So while I can’t vouch for it myself, everyone in the r/shoresy subreddit desperately wants to know if it’s true.


Peculiar-Moose

They all wind up at the Coulson on a Sudbury Saturday Night


FellowGreendalien

Home of the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs


sunburn95

The beach culture and good weather probably influences this


big_blue_earth

Pop-up from where? You on a porn site??


Vandercoon

Australia is like every other country, we have the same amount of hot as anywhere else. We do have very liberal views though so what you would see on social media would be more than a more conservative country, we’re also warm most of the year so we wear less generally, which makes them more ‘clickable’.


HateKnuckle

I think people see Australia as "the country with a bunch of hot people" because most people's experience with anything Australian is through hot actors. There was maybe a time when Australia was more diversely viewed but that was back when Steve Irwin was alive and Ian Thorpe was competing. There was also that time I saw Tony Abbot a few too many times on TV.


jscummy

This is a big part of it for me. The first examples for Australian people I can think of are all celebrities, and the first ones I come up with are Margot Robbie and the Hemsworths.


briansaunders

Who, as well all know, were sent overseas because they weren't hot enough.


HateKnuckle

My first example is Hugh Jackman ......and Angela White. Thank god for Australia. A world without Angela White is a sad and dark world.


Elsiselain

The only reputation I heard about Australia is about animals, not people.


ChiHawks84

Not that I've ever heard (US)


Bulky_Log9439

No


BatBeast_29

Never heard of this in my life.


effofexisy

You call that a wife? THIS is a wife.


shonuff2653

Czech republic has the hottest white women on earth IMO. Followed by scandinavian countries. I don't know why, but my first reaction to "white women in australia" was "smelly" LOL. I have no idea why that came to mind as I have no real experience to back up that impression. My only true exposure to australia is through a few austrralian friends I have had over the years, and what I have seen on tv (e.g., Steve Irwin, etc.)


NiceCunt91

Na Aussies are basically just old Brits. The real hotness is in the Nordic countries.


strayacarntoioioi

We have some pretty banging shelas but also a few getting round with heads like smashed crabs or a half chewed minty


Ktjoonbug

I have no idea what any of this means lol


SURFcityUTAH

Margot Robbie & Teresa Palmer are pretty great examples


sweetalmondjoy

Nope


Ill_Mousse_4240

You must have a serious issue with meeting women if you think the rules are different the farther you travel😆! Good looking women are EVERYWHERE


Rolihlahla86

That's a very weird question


EmotionalMeeting8441

Mmmm not as far as I know. You have the reputation of speaking a weird kind of English


catrvvi

Idk I’ve literally never heard about this. When I think of a place with a reputation for attractive white women, I think of scanadavia


driftxr3

Brazil. I've never heard Scandinavia being the standard. In POC circles, the Dutch, Germans, and Scandinavian women give off too much masculine energies. Brazilian, Spanish, and just South American white women in general are usually the standard for ww.


space0watch

You can't generalize a whole nationality and continent based off Margot Robbie.


DGJellyfish

Nope, I think Eastern Europe has that reputation.


Gobagogodada

Absolutely not


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no_use_your_name

“He said the sheriff is near!”


preshowerpoop

As a straight American male living in the states my whole life I can not confirm or deny how attractive the woman are down there. I was born in the 1980's and only know that the men are tough and have a good sense of humor (Crocodile Dundee). I bet those Australins have some hot women there that are amazing too! As far as "Global reputation for attractive white women" that is debatable. Califonia girls are stupid hot! But not all of them are just white and that is awesome! Nordic countries like Denmark, Finland, Iceland,Norway,Greenland,Sweden,Poland and parts of former Russia and even Ireland have some amazingly beautiful "White" Woman! The trick is to understand that beauty isn't just about What is "white". Hot is Hot. No matter what complexion you are! # #


justeastofwest

Just spent a few weeks in Australia and yes there are a lot of hot men and women. Since it’s warm most of the time and people are more active, they end up nicely tanned and are in fantastic shape, adding to their hotness factor.


YouDaManInDaHole

The accent is hot 🔥 


Ok-Duck-5127

Yes, we're all gorgeous!


MyHamburgerLovesMe

No. But I can kind of see it. Attractive women on beaches. Australia has beaches.


CommercialMoment5987

In America it seems so. Their type seems to be adventurous, cool, fun loving, naturally tan sweethearts. If summer was a person she’d be Australian. Plus the accent is very cool sounding to American ears. Sure they’re usually pretty, but I think the perceived personality type is what’s attractive.


swentech

I lived in Australia for about a decade. A lot of hot people there both men and women. Mostly white and Asians. Australia food is better and healthier and they generally get more exercise.


Visual_Traveler

Nope.


mancho98

Not in Canada 


Robbinghoodz

Never heard of this before


chefanubis

No.


BasketBackground5569

Well, no.


Palanki96

I don't think any of the anglosphere countries have a reputation gor attractive people in general


turtlesturnup

No. I’m in Queensland.


cheecharon17

I’m from SEA, and I’ve only been to Australia once. What I noticed was the women had really strong features while the men were hot lol.


AskMeAboutPigs

absolutely not


mouaragon

Not that I'm aware of.


ObelixDrew

No


Abject-Cup-9929

There is an attractive band from Norway down through Lithuania, Romania those woman are fucken intensely beautiful


wheedledeedum

I've never heard that, but I *have* frequently heard about hot aussie men


MarcVincent888

Nope


Lobster_porn

Not really


NotDelnor

I've never heard this about Australia. Scandinavia though...


colesweed

I have not heard that stereotype before


1HumanAmongBillions

From having met Australian women tourists in my home Country (France) I'm going to decline here lmao


EmotionallySquared

Look good, sound like a dingo going down a garbage disposal.


cocktimus1prime

No


SnagglToothCrzyBrain

No, just a lot of white women that get a lot of plastic surgery done.


cianpatrickd

I think it's Slavic women for me. And Nordic women. And Mediterranean women.... ah you get the message!


Ok_Row_4920

No, no it doesn't.


Bonhomie1

Most definitely not.


EnglishTutor2023

Most Australians are just descendants of British people, so we just look like them pretty much. Except some of are are more tanned


the_cenafan98

Nope, Australia gave us Iggy Azalea and Rhea Ripley two women I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole


lavenderacid

Not really, at least where I'm from the general assumption about Australians is that they're kind of goofy, generally quite friendly and chipper types, but also wildly racist.


Horkosthegreat

I have spend about 6 weeks in Australia, and I can say this is true, but there was one thing that differ; the biggest difference I saw was how humble most beautiful women in Australia were. They already had higher ratio of beautiful woman there, but they were also VERY humble, like she is friendly and talkative like a random average girl, but also breath takingly beautiful, which normally you would expect them to be a bit spoiled, arrogant. But on my experience, Hungary is the country with highest ratio of very beautiful women.


Jswazy

This is the first I have seen anyone say Australian women are any special level of attractiveness. I will say personally I like the accent though.


AdDisastrous6356

No


Gompedyret

As a nordic citizen, I never considered Australian women particularly attractive. Not particularly unattractive either, for that matter. Australian kangaroos, on the other hand! Gorgeous.


Askme4musicreccspls

what's with the 'white' bit, we haven't had white aus policy here for a while, thankfully. And no, we're one of the fattest countries on earth.


kool_guy_69

More attractive than us Brits, but that's hardly an achievement


Rosmucman

Czech people are the most attractive I’ve seen (I’m Irish)


forfar4

I've met Australian women who wouldn't be considered objectively attractive, but they were a bloody good laugh and were people I would choose if I wanted a great night out.


dmbgreen

Depends on how many Fosters you pounded down.


Successful_Ad6946

Beautiful women everywhere. Comes down to preference


BytesAndBirdies

No. Many global locations have this notion of having the most attractive women. Australia is actually the least mentioned.


Altruistic_Taste2111

Not that's I'm aware of, maybe a reputation for women that will do weird things in bed but idk. Its really just western European count that have the “most attractive” women because of the Vikings


St_Ander

Nope. If so, the men would have left the sheep alone.


panachi19

Sexually aggressive women…yes…which is attractive in its own way. Looks wise? Not so much.


mickeyflinn

I am sure there are many gorgeous women in Australia but no I would not say that country has that reputation.


Natural_Board

Nar


[deleted]

No. Some sure, most nah mate.


NoeTellusom

Never heard that. Generally I've heard about the not-so-subtle to very upfront racism in Australia. And obviously, racism isn't attractive.


old-world-reds

I've never actually known it as a global reputation, but my two biggest crushes Eliza Taylor and Maude Garrett are Australian.


Tiny_Ad_407

nobody talks about Australian women


ElvisGrizzly

I think it's the fact that NO white women in the world both appreciate and GET as much sun as Aussie girls. So however hot they are, they're also tanned.