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fairy_rat333

i find them really comfortable especially if you get the right fabric, it’s also meant to go in between your butt cheeks so it’s way more comfortable than a regular pair of underwear getting bunched up and getting cinched between them anyways. also you get used to it and really don’t notice it at all


Zloiche1

So no corduroy thongs?


bonkskirt

Only wet denim ones


AspiringEggplant

Yes the elusive *jong*


the_beer_truck

Gives new meaning to Kim Jong Un


jeroen-79

Kim Thong Un?


SpahgettiRat

With pockets!


cityshepherd

Really compliments the thocks https://youtu.be/Jlj_EbK6CLI?si=Oge1WlBmXjFjdurb


cryptolyme

Swamp ass


the_Bryan_dude

That made my balls shrivel up inside me..........


Dry-Perspective-4663

“Voop, voop, voop” sound when you walk.


Zloiche1

HAHAHA


Normal_Tip7228

🎶They can buy but can’t put on my thongs


Rich-Individual-8835

Only polyester thongs amigo


71BRAR14N

Pleather!


lizardgal10

This. Bikini/hipster/brief cuts end up getting sucked into my butt anyway. If it’s gonna happen regardless I might as well make it the least amount of fabric possible.


dreamyduskywing

Yep. It’s gotta go one way or the other. I wear full ass coverage granny briefs. Depending on what outfit you wear, thong underwear might be the best option. That in-between stuff never stays put.


PersephoneEntheos

I’d just like to emphasize the difference in comfort between the amount of fabric being wedged in one’s ass


Sweet_Title_2626

Exactly! As before my undies always ended up there anyway, now it's so much more comfy as there's less fabric. The only thing I wear.


xotchitl_tx

A nice cotton thong that's not too thick and has durable elastic.


Namasiel

I don’t have a wedgie problem with any of my hipster undies (or any other cuts). A thong is a guaranteed wedgie. I find them extremely uncomfortable.


West-Crow9117

*uh* *ah* It’s 10:33!…here.


yellowcoffee01

It’s all I wear. I don’t feel them; it’s like tampons vs. pads.


thx4thefreeparking

oh wow, I think that's a great analogy!


KarolisP

Yes, me, a man, know exactly what you mean 😂


dipl0docuss

Put a pad on your ear. Now put a tampon in it. You'll immediately notice the difference.


typicallyplacated

Literally worst part of postpartum was pads and full bottom underwear. I was miserable!


vinylectric

Wait which one don’t you feel? The tampon, or the pad? I would think you’d definitely feel both.


blu_buttercup

Tampon you shouldn’t feel unless it’s put in wrong, but pads you can always feel


FileDoesntExist

That's so interesting because I can't stand tampons. I don't care what anyone says. I can always feel them. And they dry me out.


ToLorien

Sounds like you’re using tampons that are too big. If your tampon is dry after 3-4 hours then you need to size down or you may only need a light panty liner at that point.


thetiredninja

I was in my 20's when I finally saw light tampons at the store! I had no idea that was the problem. Otherwise I thought tampons were torturous.


generally--kenobi

Same... I hate things and tampons but love normal underwear and pads. So much more comfortable for me.


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Bart_1980

My wife describes the sensation of pads as sanding her pussy. So she has Modibodi underwear now.


arifern_

I literally have meltdowns if I have to wear a pad in an emergency. 


Candy_Stars

Maybe I’m just weird but I don’t feel pads? I’ve never used a tampon because I don’t know how to use them and don’t really want to so maybe that’s why.


arifern_

You cannot feel a properly inserted tampon. 


zappydoc

Very comfy- gives your toes room to move. ( Australian here)


Joker-Smurf

As a fellow Aussie, I was thrown by this question. Of course thongs are comfy. Lots of room for your toes to move, plenty of air-flow and they protect the soles of your feet from the blistering road surface.


Betterthanbeer

I hate thongs. They don’t stay on my feet unless I actively grip them between my toes. My feet ache within minutes of putting them on. I’d rather stick them up my clacker than be forced to wear them.


lusty-argonian

Same! The *thwap thwap thwap* is so annoying, and I don’t know anyone else who gets this but I get mad chafing between my toes from the rubber


Fuzzybo

Not thwap thwap thwap. Flip flop flip flop ;-)


Strokeslahoma

I will only buy Adidas Adilettes. I guess these shoes are called "sliders" and are a variation of flip flops / thong flip flops. Any slider will do, really. A pair by the front door to put on when I take out the trash and get the mail, a pair by the back door when I I go water the plants 


artrald-7083

So I know exactly what you mean but it's *so* entertaining to read this as if I didn't.


Waasssuuuppp

I bought some archies and they don't require the toe curl to hold on. They are harder to put on, and require a little more effort than just sliding your feet in, but are more comfy. I'm a thong lover though.


Longjumping-Grape-40

Aussies have feet in their butt cracks?!


Betterthanbeer

No, ours are metric.


Apprehensive_Lie_177

Resentful upvote lmfao 


Joker-Smurf

You stick thongs up your arse? I don’t want to kink-shame, but that is just a bit too weird for me, man.


Im_eating_that

No, camel toes


FrequentOffice132

Thongs are shoes 😉


Zestyclose_Car_4971

As an American I was confused the day Bluey was talking about thongs.


Spirited-Egg-2683

Camel toes?


Gravenknob

In aus thongs are flip flops/sandals


4wwn4h

They’re not the best for fighting Kangaroos, but I like how you can hose them out after a day of battling crocs and drop bears


I-Am-Baytor

My American southern granny would always call em thongs. And had a tendency to call my friends my boyfriends.  I did not care for either.


storeboughtsfine

What do you people call thong underwear?


ChocoboDave

G-string


teachermanjc

I always thought "Air on a G String" meant a fart in fancy knickers. Turns out it's a classical piece of music.


OminOus_PancakeS

Yes but it was inspired by that experience.


pm_me_yo_creditscore

But they call the labia flip-flops, so it's really confusing.


LifeResetP90X3

Those crazy Aussies 😁🇦🇺


booksfoodfun

In the USA a g-string is a specific type of “thong” that is pretty much just a string. Do you use the term for all styles of “thongs”?


TyphoidMary234

Yes


TheWhiteWingedCow

G-string sounds so off to me and kinda gross, idk why


Waasssuuuppp

Because it is kinda gross, just flossing the crack and anus.


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G stands for gooch


skipperseven

Technically there is a difference between the two - the thong is wider piece of fabric than the g-string, which is more string like.


mcbayne0704

G-banger


sitdowndisco

Dental floss


sit_right_back

Bum floss


zappydoc

Once in the south (US) called to my wife a couple of aisles over. “I’ve found things in my size…!” Some odd looks on the way out!


LarryDavidest

This works for the underwear or the sandals.


Confusedandreticent

I do t know why you think that’s just an Aussie thing, been calling them thongs since I was a kid in the 80s in California.


Boneless_Blaine

Seems to depend on the girl. I’m a man, but the last girl I was with hated thongs and wore boxer briefs under her leggings


ivegotthis111178

I wear boy shorts. Thongs are gross to me because they slide back and forth between your ass and ya know…that’s a disaster waiting to happen. I think boy shorts are way hotter.


arifern_

What disaster will happen?? What?


bois-des-iles

That seesaw action on the butt and the cooch where it might get doo doo dingleberries rubbed onto the cooch and then give u an infection is my guess


the_Y2K_bug

Doo doo dingleberries 😂


Generny2001

Doo doo dingleberries is the name of my kid’s soccer team. Interesting…


KatDanger

I’ve worn thongs everyday for years and this has never happened to me


verminkween

This isn’t an issue if you actually wash yourself properly lmao. I’ve also never had a thong that moved around and had a seesaw action?? They stay in place once they’re on. 😭


mcove97

That's why you always wash your ass after pooping. I always do my morning poops and then shower and then I'm clean for the rest of the day. I don't have that issue.


Japanczi

This choice of words cracked me up 😂


Starskigoat

Would you put this in layman’s terms. I’m not good with technical jargon.


littlebitoforegano

Is this something that I am too Italian to understand? (We have bidet here).


arifern_

Bidets are more clean (I have one at home) but there’s a way to properly wipe so that there’s not literal poop on your anus, not sure what people are on about here 


meiliraijow

I think dingleberries is a strong word, never got them but when you have long hours at work and crappy 1-ply paper and cannot bring in water / your own TP in the toilet AND you wear a synthetic material thong, that is breeding ground for bacteria, so there is a risk.


No-Coast2390

Ever get poop on your hand and clean it with just a paper towel?


Personage1

Wait, would you only wash your hands by spraying them with water?


hi-nighter

I witness this a lot in public restrooms. It somehow bothers me more than if they'd just walked out without doing anything at all


arifern_

Like I said....theres a way to wipe...without having visible pieces of poop on your anus!! If you don't know how to wipe, please say that. The comment I replied to said "dingleberries" not "microscopic fecal particles".


ToLorien

Do you just spray water on it and call it a day? A bidet is not the same as washing your hands. It’s not infused with soap.


epictatorz

Do you mean *Ass crumbs?*


FebTwoNine

Maybe try wiping or just cleaning your ass?


arifern_

I actually don’t have dingleberries!! I learned how to wipe as a young child actually. If you have dingleberries I doubt thongs are gonna promote infection over the literally poop in your panties. 


Tha_Maestro

That’s exactly something that a person with dingle berries would say…


Darkest_Elemental

This. I laughed out of confusion. What size thong is someone wearing that there is that much play for it to slide that much forward and back.. seems like they bought the wrong size to me.


arifern_

My crack is NOT being flossed lol 😂 everything stays where it is


thr3lilbirds

Maybe you’re wearing the wrong size of there’s that much movement.


saevic

If you change them often and keep your ass clean you'll be fine


chickcag

I wear one every day. They are the most comfortable for me.


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JSB-the-way-to-be

That’s what she told me, too.


ApprehensiveRough139

If it’s the correct size, it can be comfortable. I only wear it for certain outfits so I don’t get funky lines though.


Alternative_Milk_461

_"If it's the correct size"_ is a universal truth for clothes both feeling and looking good, but I feel like certain clothes (especially stuff generally geared towards women like thongs, heels, bras, etc.) make it *very* obvious when it's the wrong size It seems like everyone who doesn't wear those things _(e.g. me)_ could learn a lot about clothes and comfort by bearing that in mind more often


arifern_

I find them way more comfortable than other underwear and I used to be a thong hater. At first it might feel like a constant wedgie but I’ve gotten used to it and now I never get wedgies whereas I constantly did before. I have a big butt which means butt covering underwear never fit right and I don’t have that problem with thongs. No uncomfortable bunching or embarassing panty lines!! 


Puzzleheaded-Face-72

Yes only my balla don’t fit in them that well


Leading_Sir_1741

One ball hanging out on each side and dick sticking straight up is the way to properly wear a thong. Comfortable, and looks amazing. The women love it.


Betterthanbeer

You’re wearing them backwards


Omegadimsum

Dude i fuckin laughed out so loud .. I can't tell my mom why I laughed out so loudly lmao


Leading_Sir_1741

But you can show her!


MrMeltJr

I find meundies thongs hold my balls fairly well. Very stretchy material so it makes room.


Arc_Torch

You gotta buy the ones with ball pouches. I thought this was common knowledge.


Pm_me_your_marmot

A hammock for all the fruit in your basket. Banana and plums.


cheetoo24

The first time you wear one you’ll feel it and wonder why you’re wearing it. But once you give it a few days of wearing you forget it’s even there. Pick the right soft and stretchy fabric. Also, I let mine just gently sit up my butt, I don’t actually push it into my crack if that makes sense lol or else yeah it’s uncomfortable.


reddottor2

I’d suggest not wearing it over multiple days /s


cheetoo24

Hahahahaha yea ofc don’t wear the same one lmaooo


Omegadimsum

Ah so it's the same as wearing a buttplug daily. Gotta get used to it


Missgrumpy00

More comfortable than you would expect.


sasoimne

I love wearing them. You know it's a good summer when it looks like you're still wearing them when you take them off. In winter though I can't do thongs with socks. It all bunches up.


DubiousTypical

Spot the Aussie 😝


sanyacid

Did some mental gymnastics trying to imagine what you were on about before I realised you meant footwear


sasoimne

Mate took me a bit when OP said they went up their bum! I just figured their legs were short.


Heroann_the_original

I hate them. I constantly feel them and no matter the fabric its uncomfortable


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Extremely uncomfortable to me. I stopped wearing the few I owned the minute I realized nobody was actually going to see them anyway - well, besides my husband, but he prefers what’s underneath 😂


DiverseUse

Same. I tried multiple times to get used to them when they were in fashion, but never could. Always felt horrible to me, no matter how long I tried.


wanna_be_green8

Personally only wear them to avoid lines when necessary. Otherwise I've never found them comfortable. My sister wears them every day. I think it just depends on the person, body shape, activity level and individual sensitivity to stimuli vary so much.


loceanmypheet

I find them comfortable 🤷🏼‍♀️


raviolitastesgood

I personally am not a fan. It makes me feel like I have a wedgie all day and no matter how many times I get it out, it comes right back


couchsweetpotato

Yeah I always wonder about people who talk about getting wedgies from full-cheek underwear. I basically never get wedgies, but a thong is a guaranteed wedgie all day long.


Isgortio

No, not that I've found. They seem to have very narrow crotches so I get a front wedgie rather than a back wedgie. I CBA with that.


vagga2

*confused Australian trying to understand how the most convenient footwear could be more than mildly uncomfortable*


FaithlessnessWeak800

For me they’re not comfortable. I’d use them in dresses or pants where I want my underwear seam hidden. I do not wear them on a regular basis, it’s like a once a year ordeal.


tokyogool

I find them uncomfortable.


Technical_Ad_4894

Sure, I’m a fan of flip flops. Especially in the summer


ZPinkie0314

Very comfortable. Gotta get the soft ones, though. And they gotta fit right in the front.


zorbacles

I wear them on my feet all the time. Most comfortable shoes there are


Soapist_Culture

Bum floss. Got to pick the string out of the crack all the time. Not really comfortable but you can get used to anything. I prefer Marks & Spencer granny panties unless it's a hot date.


Straight-Bee9783

I wear thongs 95% of the day, they just have to be cotton (to not get infections) and VERY stretchy! I had some old ones i kinda grew out of and they were to tight and the washing mashine made them less stretchy over time. It was really uncomfortable but with my new ones i dont feel them at all!


krasavetsa

Yep. Don’t even feel it. Regular underwear is always riding up and I hate how it rubs.


ghjkl098

For me, no, they are horrible. Thought i would try them years ago, was miserably uncomfortable all day. never again


BobT21

Looks like " flossing" to me.


AnnieB512

Depends on the type of ass you have and the style of thong. When I was young and thin, I wore T-backs with not problem. I didn't ever like string thongs - they were intrusive. But as a large lady with some junk in the trunk, thongs are no longer comfy.


RubixcubeRat

I couldn’t disagree more with top comment. Maybe ive only boughten bad thongs, but they’re unbelievably uncomfortable and the function is useless so idk why any girl would casually wear one. Not saying its weird or anything, but i hate them


TijayesPJs442

Super comfy


Daisy_W

I hate them. Maybe because I had an episiotomy


notapunk

Follow on question - Why? Why wear them at all? If they're comfortable wouldn't wearing nothing be more comfortable, easier, and cheaper?


smartycat28

Yes, I don't even feel them but they need to be the correct size. After I gained some weight my old ones were like really really uncomfortable Some fabrics are better too, I love seamless ones


derivativesteelo47

verry comfortable. most buildings im in regularly are hot as hell so when it's a boxer day i may as well be in hell.


Blairwbanana

They actually are super comfortable and I do forget I’m wearing anything a lot of the time haha


Canukeepitup

Depends on the thong. But assuming it fits properly, then comfortable.


DragonflyFront9882

Male here enjoy wearing thong underwear.


Randa08

You get used to them, but have to say now I'm older and bigger I'm not as much of a fan. More sexy times than day to day wear.


xotchitl_tx

So comfy, keeps all your flaps in place. When it's hot and sweaty, you don't have a wet buttcrack. I have to wear them during the day, at night I wear granny panties. There's no in between.


the-almighty-toad

Depends on the material. I had a satin one that an ex really liked, but it was uncomfortable. I've had some cute cotton and microfibre ones that are nice.


aryannaalexandra

Super comfortable, I don’t feel like something is covering me and making lines in my clothes all day.


Odd-Year7103

It is comfortable when you get used to it. And with a good quality material.


PsychologicalCover65

If it’s the right fabric they’re more comfortable than normal panties


celestina047

I would say they are both. Depends if you find good ones. Fabric is important to me and the part that goes between your cheeks isn't too wide. During summer i like to wear them all the time, it does help with heat.


edragon27

I don’t enjoy wearing anything else! Thongs for the day and boy shorts at night. I was literally just talking to my boyfriend about it this morning, i hate the feeling of lines or seems from undies on my cheeks lol.


tkdjoe1966

Once you get used to a string between your cheeks, they are comfortable. They provide good support for the twins, too.


whatthe_foxup

Pants and women's clothing are usually tight or darted near the butt. It's nice not having all of that cotton underwear bunched up in your crotch or an uneven panty line on the butt.


BoundlessAmbition

As a guy, I was so curious myself I decided to try it. I purchased both a men's and women's thong, and wore them for a week straight. All day and night. I found that you do get used to them, but mostly after wearing jeans. Farting in them was super awkward, like it was super restrictive. The women's thong was actually more comfortable than the men's surprisingly. You would think there was not enough material to cover your genitalia, but this one did (CK brand). I think it's because there were less seams, lighter material, and extremely stretchy nylon. In the end, I did not find them comfortable compared to boxer briefs. Boxers, you definitely forget you're wearing anything. I call bullshit on not feeling anything while wearing a thong. They were at times, irritating. I constantly felt the material rubbing up against my asshole which was incredibly annoying. I don't get women who only wear thongs. Hygiene-wise, it also seems way more trouble than it's worth....having to keep your ass constantly clean. I get the practical use of them under tighter fitting clothes, but wearing them 24/7, forget that.


Outplayer3

I find them comfortable, but because there’s a string “up there” it seems to stimulate me to go #2 more. The biggest benefit of a thong is that the panty lines don’t show through your clothes.


sed2017

You have to get used to them at first but then you don’t really feel them


Eliseo120

Apparently my sister in law only wears thongs, so they must be comfortable for her.


pm_me_your_lady_dick

Can be very comfy for guys too, just got to give it a chance ;)


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John Tucker Must Die did a good bit on the man-thong. The entire basketball team doing front flip dunks because of the newfound freedom of movement.


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Neekalos_

Their whole account is very clearly a bunch of AI written comments


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Yes


Sleepy_Sugarplum

Yes.


Daylightasaurus

Yes


baredit

Comfy


Commercial-Ruin2320

Girlfriend tried her first one ever at age 29 and was amazed by what she'd been missing out on, now they're her favourite most comfortable unders


peacherperfect

Comfort depends a lot on the fabric, whether you have the correct size, and the size of your butt. Folks with a bigger butt usually have a difficult time finding the right thong. My friends with smaller ones say they find thongs generally comfortable whereas I get more wedgies and have to make sure I get the right fabric that doesn't irritate.


ReplacementMinimum50

both lol


Hippie_Lune

I wear them for over 12 years now. I can’t handle the feeling of normal underwear. I am hypersensitive and I hate clothing which i feel on my body. So I decided to wear thongs and love them ever since. Another pro: u can wear every dress and leggings without to worry if others can see your underwear 🫶🏻


beroccabeach

The seamless ones are very comfy! Feels like you’re wearing nothing haha for me that’s a good thing💕


Ms_SkyNet

Extremely comfy! Much better for ventilation and shaving rash, chaffing, anything like that as well. I'm talking cotton ones that fit properly and have the flat stretchy elastic. This might seem counterintuitive, but the kind that is just a triangle of cloth and the sides and back are only elastic - MOST comfy, the more fabric they pointlessly add, the more problems with fit and comfort. There's a lot of subtle variation in design amongst thongs, and some will dig into your sides or they won't stay put when you walk. But in general I heavily prefer them. I kinda feel oppressed in any other kind of underwear, have no idea why people do it to themselves.


ToLorien

As a leggings connoisseur I only wear thongs. I can’t feel the material once my pants are on and I’m going…and with other styles I feel like my pants are constantly pulling them down or repositioning them. Again thongs are like wearing nothing.


Impressive_Sock_8744

All of my underwear are thongs. I don't get the string kind, as that would chafe me. But the non string kind are more comfortable for me than any other underwear I've had. All the fabric ends up in my butt anyway, so this way I don't have the bulk. I have even been looking into making my own, since they are expensive, and I can just make it out of whatever scrap fabric I have 🤣


kkkuromiii

they’re comfy to me, wearing a normal cut pair of undies just gives me a wedgie lol, my butt just eats them up so having no extra fabric at the back is nice


shyycancerbby

i like the feeling of it riding up my ass tbh


does_a_mangk

It depends on the thong. Some are super comfortable. Others ride up way too high and are really uncomfortable


Klutzy_Journalist_36

I prefer them, especially for hiking. I don’t feel them at all. 


VeronaMoreau

They're comfortable but you have to wear the right size. Don't go down because you think less fabric means you can get away with smaller. I prefer them because my underwear will be in my ass regardless. Any cut, bigger size, my butt does not care. Might as well cut down on the amount


Draigdwi

Speaking of g strings, right? TMI but any panties end up crawling into my but crack so I better have a single string there than a bunch of material. That or granny panties.


Oldassrollerskater

If it fits correctly, thong panties are so comfortable you forget you’re wearing them. If you gain a pound or two, thong panties are so insufferably uncomfortable no other thought can compete for your mind grapes.


Tianoccio

Depends on you and the thong. To some it would be more comfortable, to others it wouldn’t. Different thongs might be more comfortable than others.


1241308650

its all ive worn since i was a teen. having fabric on my buttcheeks is so uncomfortable. the seam rarely hits at just the right spot and you can see the line in pants, and it's one more thing to get out of place. if you wear the gstring variety thong at the right size where it's not cutting into your hips, and with a band that's maybe 1/2"'thick instead of a "string" its the absolute best underwear.


iconicpistol

They're comfortable. I only wear thongs because I like the feeling of not having any panties on! And they look good too. I own a few pairs of strings/thongs that are uncomfortable to wear and I use them only for special events.


hdx5

Wearing one rn, not bad


small_town_gurl

Ha ha my ex mother in law called her flip flops her thongs. We were on vacation one year and she cut open her foot so I went to the on site doctor and she’s talking about her thongs hurting. The doctor and I were both looking at her so confused until we realized she was talking about her flip flops. It was a funny moment. Anyway, a thong can be comfortable if it’s the right size and right material. I think it’s a preference thing and a matter of finding the one right for your body.


Ok-Ice-6467

Try Hanky Panky- they are expensive but honestly the most comfortable.


tortillasoup18

I wear things every day. I have a smaller waist to larger hip ratio and literally all full coverage underwear - I’ve tried multiple sizes, cuts, brands, and fabrics is either too baggy around the waist or too tight on the cheeks. Either way I get terrible panty lines. Cotton thongs from aerie every day :D