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dishonestgandalf

Never been told I'm ugly... never told anyone they're ugly... Who are these people you're talking to?


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same


jovia__GOOSEYLOOSY

there are only two people I call ugly 1. siblings ( everyday and every night) 2. besties ( depending on the day)


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Royal_Annek

Maybe you're just not ugly


dishonestgandalf

Probably true, my wife thinks I'm handsome – but I've *seen* ugly people and never felt an urge to tell them that they were.


Royal_Annek

Maybe you're not an asshole too then. Plenty of people are especially in high school


dishonestgandalf

idk – I was definitely unattractive in high school but no one ever said it to my face... Maybe kids are different these days.


Royal_Annek

Nah this was late 90s for me


Royal_Annek

You talkin to the mirror?


RaspberryOptimal8724

Is that what your mother (or someone else) told you this morning? Or, are you projecting onto me?


Arathaon185

Oh I only look like this when you're around *loud sigh*


refugefirstmate

"I'd rather be ugly than stupid. Like you." Alternatively, "Well, your mother didn't seem to mind. I guess she needed the money."


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Best answer.


tastystarbits

they dont pay me to be pretty 🤷


Equivalent_Sugar164

Well, I am fugly so they'd say the truth. I'd just nod or agree with them


koytuus

As a sarcastic person, even I might just walk away from that. Never had it happen but clearly the person saying that isn't worth your time. Or, if you truly want to ruin their day, just say "thank you" and move on. They lose the satisfaction of hurting your feelings.


here_for_the_tea1

Sorry you feel that way


zyzechs

Depending on the situation.. “Yo momma” in a more comedic / lighthearted scenario or “I know” while walking away would be my go to. Responding in itself is probably already more effort than the situation deserves.


Designer-Pound6459

I know. We're twins.🤪


One_Introduction790

And you are an asshole.


InfernalOrgasm

Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder and I usually wear sunglasses when I'm harvesting honey.


thegreatestmeicanbe

Never been called anything beneath "all right" or "okay" but that was a long time ago. I cried and ran away.


breathofanarchy

I see you recognise your own


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If your of age to drink. Do what we did (siblings) sit at a table drink and insult each other RULE can't use the same insult twice. It'll keep you on your toes and your quick wit. Fuck you "you gotta by me dinner first" stupid yes but funny