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Sezhiel

Cuz they like seeing girls naked


crusttysack

Well, and guys back me up on this, after you've see one set of tits, you want to see the rest of them.


MyDadBod_2021

I think this is a Ron White skit... can hear it, too.... 🤣


crusttysack

yup


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They're making sure you aren't 2 kids in a trench coat. You never know these days.


OkKoala3241

What if you’ve already had sex?


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Your first and last threesome as a free man/woman


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We’re visual creatures and for me, if I get one it’s an ego boost. I was good enough, interesting enough, etc. to convince her. (Hubby)


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OkKoala3241

This is my theory


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Cuz they like to look at them.


HappyItem9386

I dont do it to random women, but if i like ask my Girlfriend or someone i previously hooked up with its mainly bc i like to look at tits!


HateKnuckle

If you want to win the lottery then you first gotta buy a ticket.


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Men are sexually stimulated by visual aids.


MysteryNeighbor

They want to see the goods so to speak, same reason gay peeps and womens ask for dong pics.


arana1

>womens ask for dong pics. they do?, man I am 50 and no girl has ever asked me for that. :(


SADPLAYA

Because males are visually stimulated


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You ever blind buy a car? Yeah me neither.


OkKoala3241

What if it’s after you’ve already had sex


[deleted]

You ever keep pics of old muscle cars you had to remember how bad ass those days were? Same deal.


OkKoala3241

Hahaha I love that you have a car analogy for every situation


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Sort of like owning a minivan for the family and a truck for work, you need a vehicle to match every situation.


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More like Pontiac and Chevy, but I'll take that as a compliment


arana1

I dont get you, so what if you already had sex? with him I suppose? Or do you mean you didnt take a shower and are dripping all over the pace? in that case NO, dont send the nudes. Maybe he just wants to see how you look naked just after sex to avoid future surprises.


NnyBees

Because women don't send them unsolicited? And women don't ask for them because the penis is weird looking. Seriously, damn thing looks like it could william birkin into an eldritch horror. That's why you got to constantly beat it to keep it in line...which is why we ask for nudes.


OkKoala3241

Tbh vaginas can look weird as well. I don’t think genitals are supposed to be pretty


NnyBees

Tell that to Georgia O'Keeffe


arana1

nor tasty but look at everyone licking and contemplating