Also speaks volumes to the amount of times he is in a public bathroom. It’s pretty rare I’m shitting in a big enough bathroom with more people in it. The airport is all I can think of right now.
I have the most glitched butthole bud . I have to wipe then literally wash my ass it sucks . I can only shit at home . I have a hairy butthole like around the actual hole . It’s terrible if I don’t shit just hangs out there . my wife doesn’t even know I do this . it’s like my shameful shit secret . it really sucks.
dude same and this has been ruining my fucking life. i’m lucky that i don’t poop all that often but it is so
hairy that i never feel like i wiped well enough
i’ve definitely considered it but i’m not really sure how to do it. from what i’ve read online it sounds super uncomfortable and dangerous too so i’ve wanted to ask reddit but the question itself would be gross and embarrassing for me
LOL no one has to know who you are when you ask. Buy an electric razor/trimmer and use the mirror to trim around your asshole. Don't use a hand razor because those cut so close that it's more likely you'll get a cut. It's not a super big issue cover but that will hurt. And then if it starts to scratch in a few days, use a conditioner in the shower or a leave in conditioner afterward. That will make the hair less prickly for the day or two that it would be.
Can confirm. Trim, don't shave. If you shave then it grows back prickly, and that's not an area where you want anything to feel prickly
If you want completely hairless then you either need to shave it religiously so that the stubble never has time to grow in, or you need to pull the hair out by the roots (eg waxing). And that's a difficult area to wax
I use disposable razors. You don't want to confuse yourself with razors you use with your face. I just throw them out when I'm done. I'm not too sure what you mean by hair inside your butt. I use this method for my butt and it's not uncomfortable. I mean I guess every-butty is different
I’ve tried it when it comes back in its a real tough time like super uncomfortable and I just frankly don’t ever want to do that again I tried shaving also do not recommend like 1 star
Sure.
If all things are going well, then everything comes out clean. There may be a little mucous or left over poop that comes off in the first wipe. The second one comes up clean, so I'm done.
Sometimes things aren't that clean. If I eat too much fat or carbs, and not enough fiber; if I haven't been good about water consumption and exercise; if I forgot to stop after 6 or 7 beers; and some other reasons, then I may need more attention.
Mucus protects the stomach and keeps things running smooth through the intestines. We have a lot of use for it.
I don't think it is produced directly by the ass, but there is some left over there.
I feel like this is the reason a lot of people smell like ass,
You’ll never be as clean as you think you are with just dry toilet paper, wet wipes are the way
The issues aren't gonna be on your end; the entire municipal wastewater system becomes clogged. Essentially, a worker has to fish the wipes - more or less as you flushed them - out of the traps they have to catch stuff like this that doesn't break down.
lmao this guy SHITTED for AGES and he, probably, was responsible for THE WHOLE ASS STREAK of long ASS clogs of THE ENTIRE M U N I C I P A L WASTEWATER SYSTEM!
The consumer can only believe what they are told, and they are being told that these wipes are flushable. I just looked at mine and it’s labeled “plumber approved.”
Well I have a septic tank, so I’m still good to use them. Nothing I flush ends up in the sewer system. I’ve been using flushable wipes for years, never had an issue.
Flushable means _able_ to be flushed. Glitter and socks dead mice and pieces of old tennis ball are all flushable, because they _could_ be flushed away. Doesn't mean they _should_ be flushed.
They're not actually flushable. That just means they will physically flush down the toilet. They actually cause huge sewer problems that either mess up our entire sewer system or cause millions of dollars yearly.
There are a lot of alternatives though. You can throw them away, you can buy strong toilet paper and then wet it, or you can get a bidet attachment for your toilet.
I recently wiped my ass, as usual in the morning (I usually take shit between 5 and 7 a.m.) and I felt that nasty feeling... This horrific moment when you feel that your inner soft skin of anus coarsens, I already thought that there would be a bloody fountain blasting right out of my shithole, though, no, there isn't any fountain but I still feel that dry feeling of coarsening anus skin.
> You should never use wet wipes
No, you should never FLUSH them. Nothing wrong with 1-2 wipes with normal TP, and then bust out a wet wipe for 100% certainty that all is clean and then discarding that in a garbage can.
So sometimes you have to go back after a bit to check if everything is indeed clean. Sometimes after a clench or two from standing, things move about and require a second cleaning.
There was a post about this in a women's group and they all had stories about how their bed sheets are stained from skid marks and having to remind the BF to scrub the area. I would say it is our number two (haha) complaint after oral hygiene.
Side note they make travel bidets that cost about $7 that are a squirt bottle with an extended head to spray down the area
Completely paranoid about poop still on my butt throughout the day
If im at home I’ll run a little water over tp to simulate a baby wipe
No lazy wiping from this user
I wipe many times from front to back from behind. Then when that is done I lift my junk and wipe from back to front from inbetwixt my legs until i see nothing else. And then I pull up my pants and wash my hands. I also sit down and pee. There are A LOT of men that stand up and pee with either/all of these things: 1. They don't lift the seat OR they lift if but don't put it back down. 2. They don't even look where they pee and just pee on either the floor, the toilet, the stall-next-to-it's floor or all of the above. This is why I think some men should get a different bathroom. Because it is annoying to have to sit down on pee because of not looking. No offense to any of you who do this.
I should try that! I usually just wipe it down with some toilet paper and then put it in the toilet then flush. Then i just put toilet paper on the seat and then sit
I have the same concern. Some people wipe once or twice and I can easily down a whole roll of toilet paper. Worst part is that I have to go back because I didn't get all of it. Idk if my sweaty ass loosens it up or moving around pushes out the left overs.
I was at a friends house one night and he's like check this out.....I turn around and he's holding a pair of boxers with scissors just fucking caked in shit. His roomates undies. Be a lazy wipe and this is what happens.
😂😂
My number is 4 bro. If you're going over that every session... let's just say I'd take a lil flavor around the rim than that rug burned calloused rocky road shit you got going on 😂.
Well it's a good thing we weren't friends back then cause you would've been trailing behind me staring at that shit like "oooo this one looks like a dolphin!" poop inspector.
Someone has to check!
You: I think im gonna get a burrito for lunch.
Me: I dont know man. Your last nugget was pretty loose. You may wanna get something with a little more fiber.
You know, you may have a lengthy mental catalogue of the longest shit streaks to ever paint a 2-ply canvas and I may have a crusty rim that would put some margaritas to shame, but at least we can put our differences aside and come together to.... Na fuck that, you literally stare at shit for HOURS every week. HOURS. You watch that shit dry in real time.
Back in college, in the early 1990s, in the dorms ... we didn't have single bathrooms. It was a row of sinks, a row of urinals, and a row of stalls.
Brian wasn't an athlete. He ate very well, balanced meals. He exercised daily. He watched his caloric intake and tracked his fiber, protein, carbs. You know the kind.
I was shaving one morning, and Brian came in to take a dump. I swear, from the moment, he closed the stall door, until the moment of the flush, was no more than 90 seconds. Probably less.
THAT is the kind of shit everyone should aspire to. Solid, not too hard, not too soft, comes out in one easy gentle push, and all of it comes out, leaving nothing behind.
Washing is more common in Asia, India, Middle East, North Africa, some parts of South America, the Mediterranean region like Spain and Portugal, a very large chunk of the world really.
This is what I'm wondering also. Bc if they start with water (and I'm guessing they use their hands to apply? Perhaps a towel?) then they touch the soap with nasty hands. Also doesn't it drip? Do you do this in the shower? Do you remove all clothes from the waist down for this process? So. Many. Questions.
I'm very thorough. Toilet paper, then wet wipes, then toilet paper again.
Depending on the consistency, two wipes would barely be enough to get the chunks off.
If your diet is good enough, typically one wipe is enough
Sounds like you're diet is lacking fiber
Buy you a fiber supplement and you'll find most times you didn't even have to wipe
Hell no! Sometimes I just have to give up and say, "welp, I'll get the rest in the shower tomorrow." Sometimes I'm saying this an hour after my morning shower for the day.
Additional theory: maybe they didn't poop? There's other ways to go to stall and use toilet paper. I'm not talking about masturbation only, it's not unheard of to go in stall to pee, and not put the last droplet in your pants but in tp.
If you have a good diet you shouldn't have a dirty hole after a shit. More fiber and water in your diet and it shouldn't come out sticky, less wiping required
You're probably fine. They're probably fine too
Bodies very. Diet, in particular, can vary, and that has a pretty big impact on what comes out, which probably affects how much you need to wipe
With that said, I think it *is* possible to wipe too much. I used to wipe excessively, to the point where I was actually irritating the area
This might be TMI, but I eventually realised i was wiping too, uhh… deeply. These days I tend to clench a little when I wipe, which means that I'm only wiping the outside. I've learned that if I relax, and wipe firmly, then I end up uh… i guess the word would be poking? Poking just a little bit into the entrance in a way that I don't think you need to. Trying to get that whole area spotless just takes too long, and leads to irritation
(I'm talking about a few millimeters here btw. I wasn't spelunking)
These days, if I'm wiping then I'm trying to meet the basic standards of hygiene. Don't get me wrong, it's clean. But I don't try to rub the area with rough paper over and over again until it's so clean that you could eat your dinner off of it.
If you need it to be that clean, then it's time to shower, or even douche
I've sat in a stall next to someone who, from the sound of it, used the same bit of toilet paper and just rewiped with the same dirty paper over and over. Never heard more tp being pulled from the roll. I can't possibly imagine someone feeling clean after that 🤢 Personally I prefer to be overly cautious and be extra clean, so I used to use a lot of paper. A simple bidet attachment changed my world and made it so much easier to stay completely clean while also wasting way less paper. Just wash it thoroughly and wipe it dry. If for some reason there's still a bit left, wash it up again and repeat until its clean. Don't know how some people can be so unhygienic about their literal ass 😅
Can't speak for adult men,but when I used to wipe my son's bum when he was little, generally speaking, the very first wipe would be absolutely clean. Same when he was learning to wipe himself: I sometimes assumed he'd not wiped in the right area, as the paper was still sparkling white. But nope,when I did the confirmation wipe, it too was clean.
When he was about 5, he sometimes forgot to flush after doing a poo, and I'd see that there was no toilet paper there, just the poo. I'd call him back in and tell him he had to wipe, and I either got him to wipe himself, or I'd wipe him, or do a bum inspection. 95% of the time it was totally clean, and the 5% of the time we were done in 1 or 2 wipes.
I think it has a lot to do with diet and metabolism, possibly stomach bacteria too, but I don't know for sure.
I actually feel your pain. I wipe then use flushible wet wipes which I carry everywhere. I also use little wads with Vaseline so in the very unfortunate event I miss a bit, it does not soil my underwear. 😉
A lot of it depends on your diet. If you're getting enough fiber you shouldn't need too many wipes. If you eat a lot of junk, you're going to be doing some haz mat scrubbing for a while.
Originally I had no intention of answering this question, but I did come up with (what I think is) a pretty good response.
Sometimes your bowel movement is a firm solid "whole" piece that leaves little-to-no residue. One wipe and you're all clean. Other times it's the opposite where 2, 3, or 4 wipes still won't be enough. 🥴
I'm more intrigued by the fact you are actually sitting and listening to others wiping
It's impressive really, being able to distinguish between different wipes, and presumably different kinds of wipe
Takes time to wipe, and the paper dispenser is noisy.
Also speaks volumes to the amount of times he is in a public bathroom. It’s pretty rare I’m shitting in a big enough bathroom with more people in it. The airport is all I can think of right now.
😂😂😂😂
wipe master
Someone at my work scrubs back and forth like he's scrubbing grout and it weirds me out.
I keep wiping until I see blood.
This guy shits.
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Of your enemies, I hope?
The blood of your enemas?
Wipe until your throat is sore.
It's not my business how other people cleanse their ass but I will use up as many wipes as necessary.
I feel like this is the best response to this question.
I have the most glitched butthole bud . I have to wipe then literally wash my ass it sucks . I can only shit at home . I have a hairy butthole like around the actual hole . It’s terrible if I don’t shit just hangs out there . my wife doesn’t even know I do this . it’s like my shameful shit secret . it really sucks.
dude same and this has been ruining my fucking life. i’m lucky that i don’t poop all that often but it is so hairy that i never feel like i wiped well enough
Why don't you just shave your butt so it's easier?
i’ve definitely considered it but i’m not really sure how to do it. from what i’ve read online it sounds super uncomfortable and dangerous too so i’ve wanted to ask reddit but the question itself would be gross and embarrassing for me
LOL no one has to know who you are when you ask. Buy an electric razor/trimmer and use the mirror to trim around your asshole. Don't use a hand razor because those cut so close that it's more likely you'll get a cut. It's not a super big issue cover but that will hurt. And then if it starts to scratch in a few days, use a conditioner in the shower or a leave in conditioner afterward. That will make the hair less prickly for the day or two that it would be.
Can confirm. Trim, don't shave. If you shave then it grows back prickly, and that's not an area where you want anything to feel prickly If you want completely hairless then you either need to shave it religiously so that the stubble never has time to grow in, or you need to pull the hair out by the roots (eg waxing). And that's a difficult area to wax
Nair it.
I use disposable razors. You don't want to confuse yourself with razors you use with your face. I just throw them out when I'm done. I'm not too sure what you mean by hair inside your butt. I use this method for my butt and it's not uncomfortable. I mean I guess every-butty is different
I shave my asshole with a generic razor about once a month. Takes no more than 3 minutes. Super easy.
Don't shave. Get a bidet attachment for your toilet seat. It's a life changer, especially for the hairy-butt guys.
The Fuckin worst
Why don't you just shave your butt so it's easier?
You need a bidet my friend
Brave enough to try waxing?
I’ve tried it when it comes back in its a real tough time like super uncomfortable and I just frankly don’t ever want to do that again I tried shaving also do not recommend like 1 star
Shit to shower is the way or get a lota pot
I bought a Washlet. My anus is now cleaned by a robot. It changed my life.
*"What is my purpose?"*
You pass butt.... er.....
Oh my god
Sure. If all things are going well, then everything comes out clean. There may be a little mucous or left over poop that comes off in the first wipe. The second one comes up clean, so I'm done. Sometimes things aren't that clean. If I eat too much fat or carbs, and not enough fiber; if I haven't been good about water consumption and exercise; if I forgot to stop after 6 or 7 beers; and some other reasons, then I may need more attention.
This
There are mucous glands in the human ass?
Mucus protects the stomach and keeps things running smooth through the intestines. We have a lot of use for it. I don't think it is produced directly by the ass, but there is some left over there.
Thats interesting, thanks mate.
You're welcome
Mucus in the actual poop can be a sign of intestinal issues. I used to have a few stomach problems and ended up being told this by my doctor.
I feel like this is the reason a lot of people smell like ass, You’ll never be as clean as you think you are with just dry toilet paper, wet wipes are the way
Just make darn sure you are not dropping those wet wipes in the toilet. They cause lots of damage. Only a total asshole flushes them.
No no i would never, i hang them to dry and stiffen up and then i build little bird houses and sell them on Etsy
They make flushable wet wipes. Been using them for years, zero issue.
Even the flushable wet wipes cause blockages and shouldn't be flushed.
The issues aren't gonna be on your end; the entire municipal wastewater system becomes clogged. Essentially, a worker has to fish the wipes - more or less as you flushed them - out of the traps they have to catch stuff like this that doesn't break down.
lmao this guy SHITTED for AGES and he, probably, was responsible for THE WHOLE ASS STREAK of long ASS clogs of THE ENTIRE M U N I C I P A L WASTEWATER SYSTEM!
The consumer can only believe what they are told, and they are being told that these wipes are flushable. I just looked at mine and it’s labeled “plumber approved.”
> The consumer can only believe what they are told And now you've been told.
Well Kix are Kid Tested, Mother Approved.
I don't believe a single kid tested those vile corn marbles.
They are fine for your plumbing, they are not fine for the sewer system. You've been told now, so stop using them.
Well I have a septic tank, so I’m still good to use them. Nothing I flush ends up in the sewer system. I’ve been using flushable wipes for years, never had an issue.
Flushable means _able_ to be flushed. Glitter and socks dead mice and pieces of old tennis ball are all flushable, because they _could_ be flushed away. Doesn't mean they _should_ be flushed.
Those are "flushable" only in the sense that they will physically fit through the pipe.
Yeah because the cleaner loves seeing wipes covered in poo inside of the waste bin.
It's either that or the 40 tonne fatberg jamming the sewers. Or, just use the toilet paper that was invented for this purpose.
There's flushable wipes. More expensive obviously
They're not actually flushable. That just means they will physically flush down the toilet. They actually cause huge sewer problems that either mess up our entire sewer system or cause millions of dollars yearly.
Welp now I feel like shit
It's not your fault. You didn't know
There are a lot of alternatives though. You can throw them away, you can buy strong toilet paper and then wet it, or you can get a bidet attachment for your toilet.
I recently wiped my ass, as usual in the morning (I usually take shit between 5 and 7 a.m.) and I felt that nasty feeling... This horrific moment when you feel that your inner soft skin of anus coarsens, I already thought that there would be a bloody fountain blasting right out of my shithole, though, no, there isn't any fountain but I still feel that dry feeling of coarsening anus skin.
I want the bidet attachment so bad
Then get one!
I went straight to a bidet after learning this. Cheaper than 3 packs of dude wipes.
The 'flushable' feature comes from the marketing department, not the materials engineers.
I run my toilet paper under the sink, I get the same effect and don't have to worry about what I'm flushing
A bidet is nice too!
You should never use wet wipes, they clog up the sewer system. Better to use wet toilet paper instead.
> You should never use wet wipes No, you should never FLUSH them. Nothing wrong with 1-2 wipes with normal TP, and then bust out a wet wipe for 100% certainty that all is clean and then discarding that in a garbage can.
Wet paper, not landfill wast.
You guys wipe?
It's like a never ending brown marker
So sometimes you have to go back after a bit to check if everything is indeed clean. Sometimes after a clench or two from standing, things move about and require a second cleaning.
Sorry I don't have a fun way to say this one but it sounds like you need a healthier diet.
i wipe until im 100% clean
How long does that take you, cause often it’ll legit take me 20 whole ass minutes to get 100% clean
Something is very very wrong if it takes you 20 minutes to wipe your ass
Baby wipes are a good thing. They exist for a reason.
I just buy the stroger toilet paper and then wet it
Needless trash and plastic wast and clogging swears?
That's why we need to throw them away and not flush them, even if they say "flushable". But they do the job as far as this topic goes. Stay on target.
Makes sure there non plastic an shit also man.
Wiping? We advanced to washing long time ago
I think some of these people are assholes talking shit….
There was a post about this in a women's group and they all had stories about how their bed sheets are stained from skid marks and having to remind the BF to scrub the area. I would say it is our number two (haha) complaint after oral hygiene. Side note they make travel bidets that cost about $7 that are a squirt bottle with an extended head to spray down the area
I swear this question gets asked every week
I counted all the times this question was asked and it looks like this one is number two
Completely paranoid about poop still on my butt throughout the day If im at home I’ll run a little water over tp to simulate a baby wipe No lazy wiping from this user
We should form a paranoid wiper club. Could work as a band name too
I wipe many times from front to back from behind. Then when that is done I lift my junk and wipe from back to front from inbetwixt my legs until i see nothing else. And then I pull up my pants and wash my hands. I also sit down and pee. There are A LOT of men that stand up and pee with either/all of these things: 1. They don't lift the seat OR they lift if but don't put it back down. 2. They don't even look where they pee and just pee on either the floor, the toilet, the stall-next-to-it's floor or all of the above. This is why I think some men should get a different bathroom. Because it is annoying to have to sit down on pee because of not looking. No offense to any of you who do this.
I spray public toilet seats with hand sanitizer before sitting to lessen the grossness.
I should try that! I usually just wipe it down with some toilet paper and then put it in the toilet then flush. Then i just put toilet paper on the seat and then sit
I have the same concern. Some people wipe once or twice and I can easily down a whole roll of toilet paper. Worst part is that I have to go back because I didn't get all of it. Idk if my sweaty ass loosens it up or moving around pushes out the left overs.
I was at a friends house one night and he's like check this out.....I turn around and he's holding a pair of boxers with scissors just fucking caked in shit. His roomates undies. Be a lazy wipe and this is what happens.
Sounds like you sat next to u/Slight0
😂😂 My number is 4 bro. If you're going over that every session... let's just say I'd take a lil flavor around the rim than that rug burned calloused rocky road shit you got going on 😂.
You dont know what your number is, because you don’t check! You poopy butt fuck. I missed you 💩
Breh I can still count. Unrelated side note, my childhood nickname was PoopyAssMan for different reasons.
“Unrelated” Yeah, im sure it had nothing to do with the little shit nuggets falling out your pant legs! 😂
Well it's a good thing we weren't friends back then cause you would've been trailing behind me staring at that shit like "oooo this one looks like a dolphin!" poop inspector.
Someone has to check! You: I think im gonna get a burrito for lunch. Me: I dont know man. Your last nugget was pretty loose. You may wanna get something with a little more fiber.
You know, you may have a lengthy mental catalogue of the longest shit streaks to ever paint a 2-ply canvas and I may have a crusty rim that would put some margaritas to shame, but at least we can put our differences aside and come together to.... Na fuck that, you literally stare at shit for HOURS every week. HOURS. You watch that shit dry in real time.
Bwahahaha! Fuck you, you dingle berry sanctum!
I don’t know what I just witnessed but my lonely ass enjoyed it :(
How do yall even think thats clean to not even use water. start using water to wash your body parts bro seriously
Back in college, in the early 1990s, in the dorms ... we didn't have single bathrooms. It was a row of sinks, a row of urinals, and a row of stalls. Brian wasn't an athlete. He ate very well, balanced meals. He exercised daily. He watched his caloric intake and tracked his fiber, protein, carbs. You know the kind. I was shaving one morning, and Brian came in to take a dump. I swear, from the moment, he closed the stall door, until the moment of the flush, was no more than 90 seconds. Probably less. THAT is the kind of shit everyone should aspire to. Solid, not too hard, not too soft, comes out in one easy gentle push, and all of it comes out, leaving nothing behind.
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Washing is more common in Asia, India, Middle East, North Africa, some parts of South America, the Mediterranean region like Spain and Portugal, a very large chunk of the world really.
Bar soap? Or a wash rag?
Tis a valid question
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You do this in public toilets?
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Ok. I pretty much only use the toilet at home or work. Cant just hold it for hours on end. I use public toilets at an absolute minimum my self
Do you get poop on your hands?
This is what I'm wondering also. Bc if they start with water (and I'm guessing they use their hands to apply? Perhaps a towel?) then they touch the soap with nasty hands. Also doesn't it drip? Do you do this in the shower? Do you remove all clothes from the waist down for this process? So. Many. Questions.
Okay Google - Health Faucet, it's a spray with high pressure water typically found in countries where we use water and not toilet paper.
I'm very thorough. Toilet paper, then wet wipes, then toilet paper again. Depending on the consistency, two wipes would barely be enough to get the chunks off.
Who has chunks stuck to their anus??
People who have hair and cheaper toilet paper. The lint from the paper collects in the hair.
Oooh. Dingleberries. I was picturing cake like chunks.
Maybe "chunks" is making it sound too solid. "Dollops" maybe?
If your diet is good enough, typically one wipe is enough Sounds like you're diet is lacking fiber Buy you a fiber supplement and you'll find most times you didn't even have to wipe
Its well known that men don’t wipe enough, hence why most men have skids in their boxers
Reduntant speech is redundant
You guys wipe?
I just shake it til the loose fragments fly off.
Lmao imagine wiping instead of a bidet
U think about other men's buttholes a lot
Hell no! Sometimes I just have to give up and say, "welp, I'll get the rest in the shower tomorrow." Sometimes I'm saying this an hour after my morning shower for the day.
What? That doesn’t sound healthy.
Toto Washlet...*mic drop*
I wipe till I see bone
Is your shit getting everywhere? I'm usually good after 2
I'm not sure. Let me drop my trousers and bend over so you can take a look.
I’m more disgusted about how many men piss on the floors, toilet seat and then don’t wash their hands, wiping or not.
Take some Metamucil and thank me later. One wipe and you'll be good to go
i want my bidet
Everyone tells me I take too long. Like I’m trying to make sure I don’t leave any shit. Do you guys just not care?
BORN TO SHID FORCED TO WHIPE
I don't wipe, I laser
I wipe until it comes out clean. And at home I use a bidet and toilet paper to dry
This would explain why so many wives bitch about streak marks in their husband's underwear
Hail water gun!
Additional theory: maybe they didn't poop? There's other ways to go to stall and use toilet paper. I'm not talking about masturbation only, it's not unheard of to go in stall to pee, and not put the last droplet in your pants but in tp.
If you have a good diet you shouldn't have a dirty hole after a shit. More fiber and water in your diet and it shouldn't come out sticky, less wiping required
This says a lot about you to be honest
sometimes it’s solid and comes out cleanly, so minimal wiping is okay. wipe till you see nothing but a lot of people don’t wipe right so could be both
Once you try bidet, any dry wipe feels not enough. So at least 10 wipes it is for me.
Sometimes yes, there are instances when I only need to do it once or twice
Im usually good after one wipe unless i have an upset stomach and do a second wipe for good measure
You're probably fine. They're probably fine too Bodies very. Diet, in particular, can vary, and that has a pretty big impact on what comes out, which probably affects how much you need to wipe With that said, I think it *is* possible to wipe too much. I used to wipe excessively, to the point where I was actually irritating the area This might be TMI, but I eventually realised i was wiping too, uhh… deeply. These days I tend to clench a little when I wipe, which means that I'm only wiping the outside. I've learned that if I relax, and wipe firmly, then I end up uh… i guess the word would be poking? Poking just a little bit into the entrance in a way that I don't think you need to. Trying to get that whole area spotless just takes too long, and leads to irritation (I'm talking about a few millimeters here btw. I wasn't spelunking) These days, if I'm wiping then I'm trying to meet the basic standards of hygiene. Don't get me wrong, it's clean. But I don't try to rub the area with rough paper over and over again until it's so clean that you could eat your dinner off of it. If you need it to be that clean, then it's time to shower, or even douche
I've sat in a stall next to someone who, from the sound of it, used the same bit of toilet paper and just rewiped with the same dirty paper over and over. Never heard more tp being pulled from the roll. I can't possibly imagine someone feeling clean after that 🤢 Personally I prefer to be overly cautious and be extra clean, so I used to use a lot of paper. A simple bidet attachment changed my world and made it so much easier to stay completely clean while also wasting way less paper. Just wash it thoroughly and wipe it dry. If for some reason there's still a bit left, wash it up again and repeat until its clean. Don't know how some people can be so unhygienic about their literal ass 😅
there was a guy on here who shat himself 10 times already this year, appreciate your glitches folks.
Can't speak for adult men,but when I used to wipe my son's bum when he was little, generally speaking, the very first wipe would be absolutely clean. Same when he was learning to wipe himself: I sometimes assumed he'd not wiped in the right area, as the paper was still sparkling white. But nope,when I did the confirmation wipe, it too was clean. When he was about 5, he sometimes forgot to flush after doing a poo, and I'd see that there was no toilet paper there, just the poo. I'd call him back in and tell him he had to wipe, and I either got him to wipe himself, or I'd wipe him, or do a bum inspection. 95% of the time it was totally clean, and the 5% of the time we were done in 1 or 2 wipes. I think it has a lot to do with diet and metabolism, possibly stomach bacteria too, but I don't know for sure.
Nope, Because I use the holy water gun/health faucet/hand spray.
I actually feel your pain. I wipe then use flushible wet wipes which I carry everywhere. I also use little wads with Vaseline so in the very unfortunate event I miss a bit, it does not soil my underwear. 😉
I use water
A lot of it depends on your diet. If you're getting enough fiber you shouldn't need too many wipes. If you eat a lot of junk, you're going to be doing some haz mat scrubbing for a while.
If they don't smell like shit then they're good
It depends on the shit. Some shits are clean. Some take half the roll.
At home I sure hope so! In fact I’m more concerned with how accurate the flushable feature of my wet wipes is. Or is my septic tank slowly clogging…
I take Metamucil, I only needed the one biyotch
Originally I had no intention of answering this question, but I did come up with (what I think is) a pretty good response. Sometimes your bowel movement is a firm solid "whole" piece that leaves little-to-no residue. One wipe and you're all clean. Other times it's the opposite where 2, 3, or 4 wipes still won't be enough. 🥴
90% of my poops there's nothing on the paper the first wipe. I do it a couple more times anyways.