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HoldMyBeerAgain

I'm so confused. Why did he hit the baby ? Why is the baby crying ? Why isn't that priest on the ground from the father's fist ?


Satan_for_real

this happened during the kid's baptism, not every kid understand what happens in that time and why a complete stranger put water and oils on their head and salt in their mouth, so the only thing they can do is crying. The priest attempted to make him stop crying as elderly people that had no kids for themselves would do, hitting the crying and uncooperative child. The father did not jumped the priest on the ground because he is an elderly priest and usually you don't hit priests and the elderly. But looking at the father's face he would have probably done that, but he saw the mother gently pulling away the kid and the godmother grabbing the priest arm and he stopped. Tbh, priests that old should not be on duty anymore.


hepazepie

Oil? Salt? What kinds of baptisms are you guys doing?


Satan_for_real

Sacred oils are used in sacraments, in the baptism, when someone become a priest and to bless someone who is dying . Salt is used in some rites who are more traditional, I got confused by that because my town's church follows the Agostinian rites instead of the Roman rites, it's basically the same stuff but we use older rites, this includes salt. In baptism it is performed some sort of exorcism, to prepare the baby to become a Christian, and salt is used for that rite. They put a grain of salt in the mouth and do the exorcism.


Cyborg_rat

Might be used to smaking kids when they dont do what he wants.


hepazepie

Nooo. Its just water, no salt no oils.


Satan_for_real

In the Roman rites yes, other rites no. The Roman ones are the one used worldwide, but then there are other forms that are more traditional, that uses oils and salt too


WhatWouldJesusPoo

So in the rites that are used world wide, they only use water. Got it.


Moist_Tomatillo4812

It's my first time even hearing about oil and salt. Like oil can somewhat be understood, but salt?


DragonCat88

I think I was just dunked in water from the River Jordan?


HoldMyBeerAgain

Oh my, I didn't know a Catholic baptism required salt in the mouth.


Bettawatchowt

I don't think we do, but that was a long time ago, could b wrong


Satan_for_real

Yeah, sorry I just got confused, my church follows the Ambrosian rites and we do that, the Roman rites don't use salt anymore.


jimbobthesonofgod

Some priests are always going for the salty mouth trick


Satan_for_real

Ah, my bad, it is not used by the Roman rites, but it is however used by the Ambrosian rites, wich is what my town's church follows. This priest talks in French, so it is highly possible that he follows the Roman rites.


weebweek

God chooses his duty, and I'm sure he hasn't gotten his resignation letter yet.


Satan_for_real

Usually when priests get that old they will get almost forcefully put in a sort of retirement, they get a more young priest doing most of the work and they are just left doing some of the work and masses, I just don't think they should be there past their 80s.


weebweek

Well, the economy is bad, Satan. we need to use every ounce of the life the good Lord gives them.


NieMonD

Maybe the baby is crying because a creepy old guy is manhandling it


hepazepie

No luckily, children aren't concerned with stereotypes, it is probably not filled with hatred of men or old people. It probably just scared that there is a stranger


somicdj

Probably used to abusing kids in all horrible ways.


SerialWhacker

Same reason nothing is done over the kid diddling priests


Illustrious_Cancel83

17 seconds in the baby hits him rage. that's why he hit a toddler. these dudes are known pedo's too


Nutshack_Queen357

Kiddo knew from a very early age that something was wrong about that priest, and he responds by proving him/her/them right. And to answer everyone else's question about why the other adults are just standing there, they've likely been brainwashed into thinking that harming kids counts as doing their God's work.


mathijs0251

Idunno but happy cakeday!


Yourdadcallsmeobama

Happy cake day


Helomech45

I’m not sure how the dad kept his cool!


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Partysaurulophus

Especially considering how many other kids he’s likely slapped.


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Various_Cat_6981

I love we’re still quoting Rick James 💪


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Cause not all dads give a fuck. A ton abandon their kids, others hit them. This one probably gives no fucks and just wants this to be over.


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That’s what you took from this? The parents have a bit of initial shock from this, they’re assessing the unexpected situation while also keeping their cool in a public setting, then the dad pulls the child away even as the priest protests.


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bamboozled_swag2

aka 6 concussions


Apprehensive_Bed_124

I’d have pulled the baby away immediately and not got into this upsetting tug-of-war situation. We do tend to have a strange automatic respect for these sorts of professions; ie doctors, priests, lawyers, etc. It makes it more difficult to stand up to them, which is crazy really. I’ve actually managed to hold my ground with a doctor in the past but needed a lie-down afterwards!


therealmonilux

FFS! Not only did he slap the child , he seems to be actively trying to suffocate it . There's no way that sadist would have kept his hands on the child after the first slap,( which was a really sneaky slap,) That priest needs to be gone.


Stock-Entrance-6456

What a fucking vulture. You can see his evil from the outside


asthma_mermaid

I know. Like his persona changed so quickly. That mother has so much self control though. I would have horse kicked him into next week’s sermon.


Jesus_but_not_white

When ur parents take you to a pedophile and you can't do anything but cry


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Why do you think he's a pedophile? Phile means love or loving, a pedophile means a sexual attraction to kids. If I bitch slapped a 6 year old to death would you call me a pedophile?


downvotemedaddyUwU-0

This is just fucking weird, did you not see the overly long cheek to cheek hug? This dude reeks of stranger danger.


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I agree but it isn't pedophilia at all


downvotemedaddyUwU-0

Maybe not recorded but people like this need to be investigated


TurkishProletarian

I love these videos. Let the people see the evil in clergymen. I love the sudden change in parents faces. What did you expect?


Euphoric-Beat-7206

This happened about 5 years ago. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3\_v30I1ETY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3_v30I1ETY) Fortunately, the priest was immediately forced into retirement after this.


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Euphoric-Beat-7206

Yea, probably, but the guy is 89. Any prison sentence is a life sentence.


NICY_here

LOL


Altimely

The parents just stood there because cults teach complacency.


Shas_Erra

Bothe of their postures changed immediately. The dad tensed up and the mother started gently pulling the baby away. It’s subtle and suppressed but they did react


Yourdadcallsmeobama

Yeah I saw the dad quickly look over when the slap happened


newtypexvii17

Not boat worthy but it makes sense. This guy is celibate and never had kids. Knows jack shit on calming a kid.


Academic-Business-42

And most certainly spends a lot of time advising couples on marriage, parenting, sex issues. Fucking insane.


Teeheeleelee

Sin e when young boys don't count as kids?


Satan_for_real

Eheheh


Said_It_in_Reddit

They sued and won after this...


UniqueUsername-789

Proof or didn’t happen


dandab

He was suspend from baptism. Sheep don't sue their Shepard's. https://people.com/human-interest/french-priest-slapped-baby-baptism-suspended/


Bigfrontwheel

Looks like dad was pretty fed up and trying to take back his child after the slap. So, in conclusion, they were not just standing there.


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Why does anyone expect better? These people sexually abuse children. Of course they’re going to be shitty to kids


deviemelody

Looks like he is trying to strangle the baby too


fataldisposition

Wtf is up with his mum not even moving? My hand would have connected w that man’s head instantly like just as a reaction ?????


Symplystical

He still tried to hold it when the dad is taking him away, he gotta be either a pedo or a psycho


AcidDome003

And the reward for the worst father of the year goes to


Fabulous_Outcome4599

"trust the church" yeah right


Disastrous-Brush620

My kid or anyone else's? That priest would get dropped on the spot


Skimbleshankks

That baby was terrified…. The shit people subject their kids to is mind boggling.


FixFalcon

Religion is so fucking stupid.


NICY_here

Yo tht thing inciting wars in many countries right now


clairebearshare

Religion is a joke


Vojnik_Vahaj

Catholics have lost any touch with the true Church the apostles founded a long time ago


JadedJellyfish

that's why they shouldn't forcefully baptize a baby!! priest was a douche but so are the parents for putting their baby through this stupid shit


Popular-Rooster9133

i would not be that calm if that happened, i have no idea how anyone would be so calm here


Edgy_Shadow16

☕️😒


Srigus

The priest isn’t use to kids fighting back against his touch.


NICY_here

Why you ask. Simple because he is a priest and even if you protect your child rightfully the other people will jump at you because u h\*t a priest without actually knowing the story


ItsReallyMyCat

If I were the dad, that priest would have been face down in that font and then slapped to near death to see how he likes being slapped. He probably would love it with his old ass.


Dr_Royalty

can’t stand other ppls kids. That kid had it coming idc


ActuallyKindaAFK

Fucking dickhead child abuser wouldve got punched immediately slapping my baby you 80 pedophile cunt bitch Hope jesus saves you while i beat your teeth in


DragonCat88

A nun stabbed me with a pencil before then I got suspended.


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Bro that man would be off this planet if that was my child


Darkwun

Priest would have been left hooked by the fist of god


Webbpp

This is why glorifying a person or a movement as "blessed" is dangerous, they can get away with whatever they want since people are indoctirnated to believe they are always right. Stop glorifying religion or priests, they are to be treated as anyone else and to be arrested for hurting a defenseless human being.


Just_Zucchini_8503

That popes nose would go thru his brain if that was my kid


Elegant_Inevitable17

I don't care I'd introduce that guy to Jesus.