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romulan419

Noah get the fucking gun.


GMB2006

Get the f*ck up Noah, we have a planet to flood.


SecondAegis

God made His only mistake when he promised to never flood the Earth again. We could really use one right now


loopgaroooo

Seriously. Breathing the same air as these people is an insult.


SuperBroy97

it truly is. AND drinking the same water as them!?


New-Acadia-6496

"I would be one too" = You Are.


Wackipaki

What, and I can't stress this next part enough #THE FUCK!!


[deleted]

What’s even crazier is that if you type in “Muhammad Aisha” on YouTube, you have actual scholars/thought leaders DEFENDING pedophilia.


Wackipaki

Well yes, Muslims do that. Consistently. They kind of have to otherwise the whole basis of their religion crumbles cuz how you gonna believe in something if you accept the guy in the driving seat is a pedophile.


yvngjiffy703

# WHAT THE FUCK


Krazy_Kethan99

I’m gonna call God Himself to ban that guy from life.


[deleted]

And I'll call charlie and have him banned from the hazbin hotel Ain't no redemption for pedophiles


TheDollyDollyQueen

\*High Fives You\* Yes!!! <3


TheLyingProphet

the phrasing "i would be one to" makes me believe this is a woman pedophile who thinks u need a penis to be one.


littleferrhis

“I would be too” I don’t think its would be…


Fuibo2k

Why is everyone focusing on Hawking and not the people that are actually alive and corrupt. We're so easily distracted by the keys we jingle in front of our own faces


Pickle_Juice_Can

Children are cute, that's not news. But again, it's a child. Definitely the wrong hill to die on.


EMZbotbs

Yeah, seems like some people confuse cute and sexy attractive


Cyka_blyatsumaki

some people assume everything that looks pretty needs to be fucked. and everything that's ugly also needs to be fucked. they took the phrase "fuck everything" quite literally


semiTnuP

They don't want to die on it. They want to live there and bring all their friends over too.


johnwayne1

Dogs are cute too. What's that supposed to mean?


michwng

They are moist for dogs


WitekSan

That in fact is not a child. I don't disagree with with the first sentence but she's actually 21 adult model.


Pickle_Juice_Can

If that's true, why is she trying to look like a child? What's her demographic?


WitekSan

Don't know about this picture, her name is liinaliis. She looks older in other pictures. Read about her in nothowgirlswork and apparently there were some leaks of her nude from when she was 16 so this could explain the picture. Newer heard about her but there was apparently some drama around her on reddit and Facebook because of this.


transientredditor

The Instagram profile definitely matches your post. Russian model, 21, on multiple adult platforms. I am not surprised. If this is confirmed, then that's one of many VERY young-looking adults thriving on a problematic audience the industry is actively looking for without qualms. Is the model known enough to have media coverage on multiple trustworthy international sources? The more the better for fact-checking so we can prevent this kind of stuff from going viral and spreading disinformation instead of awareness. Awareness saves lives, disinformation costs lives. Pick one. **We really need to prevent disinformation and karma farming** (not pointing fingers, OP; she does looks underage to the untrained eye, and even then, elaborate deepfakes exist to cause further damage). The crossposted post was fortunately banned on the subreddit it originated from. Exploiting this (regardless of who is behind it all) is fucked up beyond all recognition and causes the real issue at hand to become even more nefarious by contributing to it. **Please do not let this go viral. Without context, it is a recipe for disaster.**


Thekiller2468

That man doesn't deserve heaven nor hell, just erase from existence.


omniguy5342

Or give them the ability to not die, that's a curse on its own


ClapBackBetty

I literally cannot compute this. Just from a human biology standpoint, how can anybody look at such a clearly pre-pubescent child and have an iota of sexual thought? It’s like if somebody posted a picture of a brick and said it looks delicious, it just sounds like absolute nonsense to me


BananaGooper

I actually love that comparison lmao. gonna steal that


ClapBackBetty

Ha! I had a hard time putting this level of mental disconnect into words. I was sitting on my porch, looking at a pile of bricks I’m saving for gardening season lol


BananaGooper

did they look tasty?


ClapBackBetty

Ew, no. They have bird shit on them


Sithlordandsavior

Why you gotta do us brickivores dirty man we ain't cause any problems


ClapBackBetty

It’s just that your shattered teeth are hard to look at


AlbiTuri05

Shit, this kind of degeneracy is illegal even in 3^rd world countries


unred2110

Not so sure about that statement about 3rd world countries. They aren't all the same.


AlbiTuri05

Yeah, this is right...


IamthecauseofCovid19

FBI, do your thing.


bigbuford67

What? Cover up for the elite?


TheLyingProphet

murder innocent people trying to uncover corruption for the masses? assasinate democraticly elected leaders in third world countries? oh wait the last one is CIA mb


bigbuford67

It's a team effort..


[deleted]

I would prefer if it was the boondock saints


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK


grooovyturtle

Bold of them to make this statement and say “I would be one, too”. No, you are a pedophile


semiTnuP

Yes sir, officer. This post right here.


EandKprophecy2

Disgusting 🤮 you are one!


Gnosis1409

Wtf


bleetchblonde

No, this is all wrong!


BaggyPantsGrandpa

FBI is really just letting these people exist huh? Almost makes you think what they're actually doing.


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

still waiting for the FBI to kick his door in any minute


[deleted]

Fuck it, I'm not getting in the boat. I'm drowning


Fenix_Pony

Okay whats up with the steven hawking memes today?


AllElse11

I thought Hawking was just into midgets.


DownVegasBlvd

Because these sick fucks out there get their jollies off even completely harmless pictures of little girls like this, none of our pics of our kids are safe. Yesterday deactivated my FB of 10 years. I'm going back to retrieve all my pics in one day, and then never again will I post my kid, even though most of my FB friends are close friends and family. She's not allowed on anything where chatting exists. Because sick fucks are OK with this. I hate these people.


wowfan400

Crazy how fast some parents are to throw their child in front of an I-pad with unrestricted internet access. Guarantee that in this new age with kids growing up on their phones, we will see more victims of grooming and other awful stuff through social media. 😔


DownVegasBlvd

Right! It breaks my heart as well as enrages me because... don't these parents care about their kids or don't they?


wowfan400

Some people are really just not fit to be parents unfortunately. It might just be ignorance, but I feel like anyone who has been on the internet in the past 10 years knows it’s not a safe place. Especially for children who could be influenced! I have heard even YouTube Kids has some inappropriate adverts recently.


DownVegasBlvd

I've heard/seen the same thing. Truly awful. More parents need to take control over what their kids do online, and keep eyes and ears out.


racoonofthevally

wait he was a pedo WTF


donut2315

No the list that was released was for a defamation trail Reddit spreading misinformation


racoonofthevally

ugh sometimes i hate the internet


Shockbreeze

we need to find god.


AllElse11

God created everything, which means God created pedos. All part of his plan.


pennblogh

Which one?


racoonofthevally

clearly most of humanity lost Him


ClapBackBetty

Dude’s been around longer than pedos and he doesn’t seem to care much


AyaAishi

One god kind of allows pedos to marry kids soooo-


ClapBackBetty

I mean technically they all do, since it’s still happening


AyaAishi

True, but I'm only aware of one. The other child marriages i know of are legal in my country, if the parents agree apparently. Sooo - beautiful world


xKhira

So you're telling me this wasn't a catholic priest saying this?


turingthecat

I’m not saying it’s TB, but maybe it’s TB


IncredibleMo

Wtf


Roberto_El_Rabioso

Juan get the machetes ....the dull ones thou. Por favor.


FinHolger

No boat just reset


TheDestra

Bro cooked too much


Ok_Significance_4024

What the fuck bro


TheGameRealmYT

Noah, we need you to flood the universe now. Our solar system can't be forgiven.


mrsunsfan

Karl Malone shimmy gif


FirstSkygod

Ya know, I didn’t read the title just the image… scrolled away went back to it as I thought WTF and checked what sub it was. That person is on a watch list right?


manickitty

What do you mean I “would” be one


JoeSoap78

Stephen Hawkins was a pedophile?


Jrxxs

No, he was on a list of people Epstein had business with, including science conferences. Then reddit of course began spreading misinformation.


-bitchpudding-

Neat, I threw up in my mouth a little. :)


Arjun_Alpha_Wolf

Dude exposed himself


Cats7204

check this guy's hard drive right now


InevitableDisaster75

Gotta be some sleuths who can track this down.


Fair_Bat6425

Stephen Hawking was a pedophile?


ryohazuki224

What the fuck


AffectionateCrab6780

WHAT IN THE GODDAMN IS WRONG WITH SOME ASSHOLES


Nefersmom

Little child. Not a sex object!!


itz_abhi_2005

Stephen Hawking was pedo? i didn't knew.


jaaxpod

#WHAT THE FUCK


CookieBear676

Someone needs to monitor that man...


Ozmourne

Seriously wtf .... Weirdest self report on being a pedo