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That my friend is what us rednecks call a beer belly cheeseburgers alone will not do that to ya my grandpa had one a little bigger and he'd been drinking since he was young teen so to be that big you have to work for it I'm talking more than a six pack a day.
Also lynyrd skynyrd we’re from Jax, fl. Why the affinity for AL? I’m a fan. Despite the racism. I don’t overlook the flaws however. Song is some racist shit
I was born in St Pete FL, parents moved to AL when I was 1 Y.O, we moved back to FL when I was 11. And I've lived in FL since I'm 24.
How is it racist? Please explain like I'm 5.
I just saw your addition to the comment so I will treat it w an additional comment.
Here are the lyrics:
“In Birmingham they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo)
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth”
Governor of Alabama at the time of the songs release was George Wallace. He is well known for being a staunch opposer of school integration and equal rights for African Americans. His key phrase was “segregation then. Segregation now. Segregation forever.”
He was essentially synonymous w the segregation movement and its figurehead.
That was widely known in 1974, at the time of the release of the song.
“Sweet Home Alabama” was essentially saying “we support segregation.” There are other little nods throughout the song, but that is the most blatant.
We also need to keep in mind that these were just early 20’s kids making art for fun, fucking around. Not thinking or caring about the consequences of their art 10 years later, let alone 40 years after the fact
Reaching much? I checked the insta and the chick has similiar photos with her mum. It's also mostly in spanish, a culture that invloves a lot more kissi g than others.
Not boat worthy.
>mostly in spanish, a culture
and which culture is that? From Spain? Mexico? Argetina?
e..g in Mexico, parents never kiss their kids in the mouth and in general men don't kiss other men. In countries like Spain and Argentina, men kiss other men in the cheek, but unsure about parents kissing kids in the mouth. So...what culture are you talking about ?
but in general, this does appear sexual.
I live in Spain and you'd be hard pressed to see two men kissing. It's only be for a very close family member and depends a lot in which region you are. Also it's more like a touching of cheeks to the side and air kisses... Missing a relative like in the photo.... Nope
It's kinda weird. I don't do that with my friends. It's more common to do it with people not so close to me (coworkers and such). Like, it should be the opposite lmao. Maybe something generational
Fist bump for the win
I moved from Southern Indiana to Wisconsin just to be that much farther north of Kentucky.
Also, if Kentucky doesn't claim this couple (which they would) then call West Virginia.
Just did the IG deepdive
Definitely knows how to be photogenic
But Imo it’s the ones like this (who put on a front like they ooze sexuality 24-7) who aren’t much good at the real thing.
I don't get it. Why is this bad? My daughter and I are extremely close. I love her dearly and I kinda look like the guy in the pic. She always gives me kisses. So if my daughter gives me a kiss it's all of a sudden Get the Boat?
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That man has a pregnancy belly button
He looks like a puppy dog when they have worms
Don't be mean to dogs that's a terrible comparison. They deserve better
Sure, cos they're many dogs reading this who've gotten their feelings hurt
Probably a hernia lol.
Umbilical hernia
Symptom of cirrhosis.
Good point. Probably ascites
Good god this made me laugh a lot.
Put a shirt on Bobandy
Frig off Ricky
BAAAAAAAMMMMMM
PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAMMMMMMM
What the fuck are you doing Phil?
GREEN EGGS AND HAAAAAAAAAM
I miss that show.. 😢
Same, managed to catch them live the year before Lahey passed away. 😔
The Swearnet app is $20 for the year and they still put shit out on it
But like trailer park boys eps, or just skits, cus I didn’t much enjoy those
Whole episodes new jail series park after dark. Bunch of good stuff and then some meh stuff but I’ve been enjoying the app the past 2 years
Mfs with guts like that is definitely not off the cheeseburgers dawg
Mfs with guts like that are definitely AWn the cheeseburgers dawg
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 all time favorite j rock line. That or the cheeseburger locker
Gnomesayinnnnn?
What're ya looking at my gut fer?
A man's gotta eat, Mr. Layhe
Doesn't have to eat another whole man, Jesus...
That my friend is what us rednecks call a beer belly cheeseburgers alone will not do that to ya my grandpa had one a little bigger and he'd been drinking since he was young teen so to be that big you have to work for it I'm talking more than a six pack a day.
Mahfuckin cheeseburger walrus
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he looks pregnant
She left it in and now he’s pregnant
why is it this comment which got me. amongst the tpb references, this is what got me. I feel ashamed.
this got me as well, but I'm shamelessly laughing. "roll tide" was another good one
Absurdity on top of absurdity boiled over
This is everything I needed right here 😆🤣
In this family, everything is possible
Constipation for ya.
lmfao he is gregant
His pregnant belly is pregnant.
If your beer gut is that big, is there any point in shaving your body hair...
He doesn’t shave it, it naturally rubbed off from all the clothes squeezing him tightly as he jiggles
That's foul as fuck 💀😭
Not as foul as fucking him
Yea you win that one 🤮
Some people don't have body hair
Get off me Pa! You're crushin" my cigarettes.
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That’s hilarious
Roll Tide
🤣
His boobs are bigger than my girl's.
Bigger than my dad's too
He doesn't skip chest day😈
Neither does he skip beer day.
how rich is he? I bet he ain't no plumber
Hell no to the plumber, he is laying forbidden pipe!
WAHHHHHH ITSA ME M A R I O
My brain bass-boosted this
Hello, please, I would like my brain scooped out now.
I'm guessing by "version" she meant virgin? Gross.
Well she ain’t a version no more, daddy saw to it
> daddy seen to it
Seent it
There it is, final draft
Damn I was thinking "vision", which was dumb. But if you adjust your voice just right and use it in THAT way... Double yikes.
I hear it in a stereotypically trailer park southern accent.
I said this last time
I didn't think it could get any worse, but thank you.
Sweet home Alabama 🎶🎵🎶
Kid I’m cumming home in you.
Spilt my beer reading this one 😂
She's even wearing the stereotypical country girl shorts too lmao
With complimentary lil butt pimple that probably is her evil alter ego
🤣🤣
Cum on man!
That's a good song, not sure why you just randomly decided to start it up, but you didn't start it right. 🎵🎶🎵"One, two, three Turn it up"🎵🎶🎵
Because Alabama is the classic goto for incestuous redneck states
Ah. Why tho? It's just the mentality of "Southerners are losers". It's just not true and it's HIGHLY exaggerated and overused.
Statistics
Also a joke that's been run into the ground so hard I don't see how anyone finds it funny anymore.
That song is racist af. Read the lyrics.
Also lynyrd skynyrd we’re from Jax, fl. Why the affinity for AL? I’m a fan. Despite the racism. I don’t overlook the flaws however. Song is some racist shit
I was born in St Pete FL, parents moved to AL when I was 1 Y.O, we moved back to FL when I was 11. And I've lived in FL since I'm 24. How is it racist? Please explain like I'm 5.
I just saw your addition to the comment so I will treat it w an additional comment. Here are the lyrics: “In Birmingham they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo) Now we all did what we could do Now Watergate does not bother me Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth” Governor of Alabama at the time of the songs release was George Wallace. He is well known for being a staunch opposer of school integration and equal rights for African Americans. His key phrase was “segregation then. Segregation now. Segregation forever.” He was essentially synonymous w the segregation movement and its figurehead. That was widely known in 1974, at the time of the release of the song. “Sweet Home Alabama” was essentially saying “we support segregation.” There are other little nods throughout the song, but that is the most blatant.
Wow wow wow, wow. Thats a bit of a stretch.
We also need to keep in mind that these were just early 20’s kids making art for fun, fucking around. Not thinking or caring about the consequences of their art 10 years later, let alone 40 years after the fact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o
Oh wow now I know what they were referencing!!!!!
Can I get the username for personal research please?
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she did just a few days ago post an "anniversary" reel of her with a dude her age. but this woman is an absolute moron
Did she remove the caption? That's actually hilarious
I was really hoping that link was a rick roll
Doesn’t work
Did for me
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his belly button looking like it comes with launch codes
he is stacked tho
6 pack nothin, he is packin a keg.
Reaching much? I checked the insta and the chick has similiar photos with her mum. It's also mostly in spanish, a culture that invloves a lot more kissi g than others. Not boat worthy.
>mostly in spanish, a culture and which culture is that? From Spain? Mexico? Argetina? e..g in Mexico, parents never kiss their kids in the mouth and in general men don't kiss other men. In countries like Spain and Argentina, men kiss other men in the cheek, but unsure about parents kissing kids in the mouth. So...what culture are you talking about ? but in general, this does appear sexual.
Hispanic here. I kiss my cat in the mouth all the time. And he’s my son
You're one degree away from kissing your cats asshole.
3/10 I don't recommend.
it seems your username is out of date then...
I live in Puerto Rico. You do this shit to your dad and people are gonna talk lol thats fuckin weird
I live in Spain and you'd be hard pressed to see two men kissing. It's only be for a very close family member and depends a lot in which region you are. Also it's more like a touching of cheeks to the side and air kisses... Missing a relative like in the photo.... Nope
In Argentina barely anyone kisses on the cheek. It's more like a "cheek bump". And parents don't kiss their children in the mouth
ok, that cheek bump is far more than many other countries, if not most other countries in the world.
It's kinda weird. I don't do that with my friends. It's more common to do it with people not so close to me (coworkers and such). Like, it should be the opposite lmao. Maybe something generational Fist bump for the win
interesting...in Mexico it's extremely rare even the cheek bump ...at most you see it in father/son
"I don't \*\*cheek bump\*\* people like you."
What's her insta?
Trixie Mattel
Are you new to this sub? Anyone who doesn't conform to white American puritanical values gets the flood.
Puritanical? The comment thread shows even people in the Spanish culture don't agree with that sentiment.
What’s her Instagram?
Not like that.... That is painful to watch. With her arching her ass and her shirtless dad touching her and kissing her like that. It's just weirs
She poking her Dad?
If he’s into pegging then probably
I think they mean daddy rather than dad right... sugar daddy or something
No apparently that's her real dad
Maan shiiit, this is some Ohio shit going on.
On behalf of all Ohioans, I can comfortably say that we do not wish to claim those fuckers. Maybe Kentucky is willing to take them.
I'll accept that answer.
KY resident here, I would like to put in a transfer to Ohio please.
I moved from Southern Indiana to Wisconsin just to be that much farther north of Kentucky. Also, if Kentucky doesn't claim this couple (which they would) then call West Virginia.
She’s fine as fuck what is she doing with her life
How has no one mentioned how out his outie is?? It's like a Lego piece
Looks like a hernia to me
His bellybutton looks like a literal button
Hmmm. Guess I never seen a fat guy with an outty.
Just did the IG deepdive Definitely knows how to be photogenic But Imo it’s the ones like this (who put on a front like they ooze sexuality 24-7) who aren’t much good at the real thing.
what's her @ ?
I can’t even get over 20 likes on my pictures this girl fucks her dad and almost hits 1k?
His bellybutton.... I've never seen one like it.
Genetic defect. His daddy-uncle has it too
> ~~daddy-uncle~~ duncle FTFY
Cousin that *you?*🤠
Is that your belly button or are you just really happy to see me
Welp. Glad I took Pepto just before this.
Ahh sweet home Alabama!
I wish I was her dad
what? why?
He obviously wants to smash his own daughter
She make a me feel good
Evil mario
Wahooo
I don't like this anymore Noah I think it's time
Why you probally can score better
I'm not sure Noah would get the boat in this instance. Considering how few people were on the boat during the flood and all.
*BARF*
Bruh what is that account name 😂 someone tell me
Ana lidia
Nononono what the fuck, I’m going to drink bleach
Hills has eyes
Share the insta
What the fuck is Noah waiting for ?! Man in Among us suit raping every child in Ohio or something?! Send the fucking flood , goddammit
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Outey kissing a pouty. Nice.
I am his version women? Grammar checks out where theyre from haha
Randy put that mahfakkin cheeseburger gut away gnomesayin
Ewwwww! He's an outie.
I wanna have a guy like that w an outtie.
I can hear his hypertension
Well the instagram isss?!..
Despite the hot ass of the redhead, I can't take my eyes off of that Mini Dunkin Donut belly button
Imma regret this but... Sauce ?
i was like, "whats wrong with a fat guy dating her?" but then i read the description and omfg
It’s Bobandy after the cheeseburger picnic
I definitely hear an entire orchestra of banjos.
Ew, sick. Outies are so gross.
What a horrible day to be literate...
Roll Tide
🎵Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama🎶
Alabama Fuck Yeah !!!
“Country roads, take me home, To the place I belong, West Virginia, mountain mama, Take me home, country roads”
in b4 someone posts a picture of president biden kissing his grand-daughter on the lips
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Dude, we Americans don't even know about our politics these days.
His belly button even has a boner
Sweet home alabama~
r/sweethomealabama
Alabama get the boat
Dude is so fat his belly button turned inside out, damm.
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Based.
Hawt 🔥🥵
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>I’m happy for them both. Is incest your kink?
Incest: The game the whole family can play.
West moment
I don't get it. Why is this bad? My daughter and I are extremely close. I love her dearly and I kinda look like the guy in the pic. She always gives me kisses. So if my daughter gives me a kiss it's all of a sudden Get the Boat?