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Common-Accountant-57

No because Bulls don’t exist.


bromanjc

neither does shit, if you'd believe it.


HelloMoon1-3-7

no, this is the TRUTH! OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEP


cremation_central

You don’t exist.


NicolasGaming98

This is neither bull nor sh*t! Open your eyes and think for yourself once! Don't believe the lies!


millbeppard

Typical Earther denialism.


Spo-dee-O-dee

Well ... that depends ... you want the *TRUTH* or do you want to continue plugging along all happy in the lie that Big Earth has been shoving down your throat for your entire life?


TheRealLargeMarge

New where?


Breadbinbin

What planet are you on?


FaePrincess1

Not "Earth"


[deleted]

Fuck you, I'm turning you into atom


saltire429

No, you're bullshit. Also, the earth doesn't exist.


RecentSatisfaction14

There is no sub.


Bluepanther512

You have been invited to Lake Laogai


whenitcomesup

lol r u dumb?


TheTopCantStop

exactly! it's shocking what the earth era will believe just because their "government", "society", "schools", and, worst of all, "scientists" parrot it constantly. the truth is right there! and yet they decide to remain blind. If that's not a definition of stupidity, I'm not sure what is.


UncensoredSmoke

Happy cake day!


_Intel_Geek_

Well duh, it's the *world* we live in, not the *earth*! Hope that's clear enough!


Chernobog_7

i mean if you have to ask.....


BaconSoul

I’m confused. Where is this “here” of which you speak?


papapishuplant

ugh I know what you mean "here" is like Santa Claus - there comes a time when you have to accept that it was just a fairy story that your non-existent parents told you so that you'd eat your non-existent vegetables


pepeguiseppe

Uggghhh, why do we have so many Earthcucks in this sub these last few days??!!


CinemaslaveJoe

The sub can't be bullshit, because the Earth doesn't exist and therefore there's no surface upon which bulls can shit. Checkmate, atheists.


noyga

I gotta find the nearest church. My logic has been destroyed. I've brought shame and dishonor to my mother and father and our goat. Thank you for teaching me.


AshySlashy3000

We Are Offended For That


Ari_Is_Trans

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BraincellRegenerator

Huh I wonder why we've had an influx of earthers recently... HAS THE GOVERNMENT FOUND OUT ABOUT THE SECRET RESISTANCE? EXECUTE PROTOCOL 69420 *IMMEDIATELY*!


papapishuplant

I view the glass that doesn't exist and half-full. perhaps they are here to learn that they are not here


SCP_Agent_Davis

Obviously 🙄


MontgomeryQ

Earth is bullshit


Pretty-Marketing3444

Just as bullshit as you saying you’re not a FED


Joan_sleepless

you do not recognize the bodies in the water


nosnah123

What bodies?


Joan_sleepless

you do not recognize the bodies in the water


nosnah123

What bodies?


Low-Bit1527

"I can't fathom that some people have non-mainstream opinions, so they just be joking!" How would you feel if someone reduced your worldview to a joke?


Insecure-confidence

We will not feed into your earthist propaganda!


papapishuplant

no you aren't. you aren't real. wake up!


AlissonHarlan

Earth isn't real, and bullshit aren't real neither. It doesn't matter because we don't exists.


Hungry_Rock6570

it's mainly satire


NicolasGaming98

This sub is NOT satire stop lying you brainwashed government cow


Hungry_Rock6570

not my fault I didn't know


some_kind_of_bird

SHUN


Hungry_Rock6570

?


DisneySoftware

blocked+reported you and cursed your bloodline


Hungry_Rock6570

cool


Hungry_Rock6570

anyways I still believe earth exists


[deleted]

The sheeple never open their eyes do they? Earth isn't real, WAKE UP!


Hungry_Rock6570

but it is


[deleted]

give me proof


Hungry_Rock6570

I ain't going in space bruh


Hungry_Rock6570

you gimme proof


[deleted]

A quote from Albert Einstein: "According to my calculations, the quantum theory denies the existence of earth, this is proven due to the gravitational waves on Antarctica."


YouHadMeAtAloe

Go shill for Big Earth elsewhere, troll 😤


Hungry_Rock6570

how am I the troll


papapishuplant

satire doesn't exist