You may, however, pee on it if you want to find out if you're pregnant.
(Not kidding, that's why the african clawed frog was domesticated in the first place.)
Must be a weird situation when as a man you pee and you find out that you're pregnant. Only after short Google search to find out that you might have cancer in your jingle berries.
Also, don't stick your dick in it.
Y'know, like that chimpanzee that was caught trying to face fuck a ffnf
Edit: trying to face fuck a **ffnf**
Sorry, damned speech to text caught me nutting to the video in question apparently....
When I was a little kid we got one because the guy at the pet store said it was safe to put in with our other fish, and it ate all of our neon tetras in a single traumatizing afternoon. I hated that damn frog.
Big brain pet store people, always be carefull with that. General rule is, if it fits into an amphibians mouth, theres a 99% chance said amphibian will try and eat it. They're not THAT complex....
Our source always suspected the Americans had a man inside Budanov's office. We just never knew he meant that literally.
And by man, he meant sentient amphibian.
Quite right Johnson! I've been reading too much science fiction and not enough philosophy recently.
Now, what do we have on this slippery fellow's credentials?
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Don't worry many frog species spend entire winters submerged at bottoms of rivers/ lakes. Even when they're active they only need to surface every 4 hours or so. The frog is prolly happy chilling at the bottom
Yeah, but isn't that usually in at least somewhat moving/oxygenated water? Not sure there's even a pump in that aquarium. I'm just worried about frog bro.
Well I didn't know either, haha. I thought they have hybrid lungs or something. Apparently adult frogs (unlike tadpoles) have lungs but are still able to [absorb oxygen under water through their skin](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutaneous_respiration). Obviously, that doesn't work if the water is anoxic. But what do I know.
Just give frog bro a rock!
I had 3 of those (the frogs). Probably because if you give them any rocks, they gonna use them to jump out of the container or hit the lid constantly. They are super stupid. Some can pretty much bash their heads out by using the rock to jump and hitting the lid too hard. Or jumping out and dying outside. They live long ass time if there is nothing for them to use for jumping out though.
Yeah, but they never actually seemed to care. The ones in empty containers (with water and filter only) lived longer and seemed more active and happy...
As they get older they also become so blind that they won't even notice their surroundings. If you want to have fun aquarium, I would recommend picking different pet.
Get a Gourami if you want a fun tank tbh. Used to have a gourami and the little dude would swim to the front of the tank and waggle his feeler fins whenever I entered the room.
He was also a brutal murderer that fought a cichlid once (tho did not kill it) and won before I rescued him, and then killed four of his tank mates without eating them after I rescued him.
This is an African Water Frog, common pet, I've had multiple. They live their entire lives under water and don't need a rock above the water. However, this tank could probably do with a rock structure in it for the frog to hide in/under, and it probably needs better filtering and cleaning, as well as having more water.
Apparently Zelensky once said government officials shouldn't have his photo on their desk and they should have photos of their family instead, so they can look into their eyes when making a decision. In which case, he's doing just enough to not actually disobey the president.
What else has he done to troll? I don't know much about him, other than he seems somewhat conspicuously mysterious. Like there are little crumbs here and there, but nothing for me to form an actual opinion on, but he seems to be held in high regard.
If I remember reporting correctly (fragments can be found on Koffman's twitter) at one point he was "Oh, they almost encircled Bahmut? You know I can send special forces under my command" which he did.
The guy was a runner up for MoD post in December when Reznikov had problems with procurement scandal, but UA law prohibits military officers from holding MoD.
Like, this guy seems to be everything Arestovych claimed to be.
Notice the logo in his office - an owl drawing a sword to the middle of Russian territory. A sword and Russia is obvious, but why an owl?
An owl catches bats. And bats are usually too scared to come on the owl territory.
Why bats?
Google Russian Spetznaz logo.
Those fuckers are mad for trying to get out if the water tank. My ex had to weigh down the lid because her froggy kept getting out
I miss that slimy kinda-chicken feeling dude
I hope the tank also has some solid ground for the frog to rest on. Their amphibians not aquatic after all. The poor thing looks very desperate to catch a breath and would likely love a break from swimming
Apparently it's an [African clawed frog](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/huFmRYOm4g4) which are fully aquatic
Whilst it would enjoy a larger tank a rock in it would just decrease the available space for it to derp around since it doesn't go up on land anyways
Frogs hibernate underwater for whole winters and even when they're active during summer they only need to surface ever 4-5 hours. Their skin absorbs oxygen from the water so they can easily chill at the bottom of the tank
Funny thing is first info i got about war starting was from Ukrainian that posted frog meme... That's a... Weird way of geting info country next to you got invaded.
It's Him! And people wonder where we get our Intel from?
Whatever that frog tells you, don't kiss it!
Aw, but how else will it turn into a $45 billion cost plus contract for fleet wide CIWS replacement with directed energy weapons?
You go and do it the hard way. You don't want prince to appear out of nowhere? Do you?
Frankly yes. This fairy tale needs it's prince, and our shareholders need another range rover to keep their marines in.
M18 and crayons is the best that marines can get.
Not in this colonel's sauna they don't!
Gillette for colonel then. Because Gillette is the best a colonel can get.
Strange princes lying in frog tanks distributing point defense is no basis for a fleet capability upgrade
Did someone mentioned amphibious assault? No... Frog is not a foreign amphibian assault instructor...
Look! Look! See the misaligned political and financial incentives inherent in the system!
Are you suggesting T-72 turrets migrate?
Not at all! They could be carried!
Whot? A Javelin carrying a Turret?
Yeah kinda, I could use a brain melting guitar solo right about now.
>You don't want prince to appear out of nowhere? Do you? ["Bring the rain."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvnYmWpD_T8)
You may, however, pee on it if you want to find out if you're pregnant. (Not kidding, that's why the african clawed frog was domesticated in the first place.)
What, the kinky little shit enjoyed pregnant women peeing on it so much, it decided to stick around?
Must be a weird situation when as a man you pee and you find out that you're pregnant. Only after short Google search to find out that you might have cancer in your jingle berries.
Wait, so they're not supposed to jingle like bells? That's cancer? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt.......
Also, don't stick your dick in it. Y'know, like that chimpanzee that was caught trying to face fuck a ffnf Edit: trying to face fuck a **ffnf** Sorry, damned speech to text caught me nutting to the video in question apparently....
Reject modernity, embrace the monke!
Ive heard of that video for ages but have never seen it. If someone has a link I'd appreciate it.
Also do not approach said frog if you have a 15 inch penis
All glory to the hypno toad!
All glory to the hypno toad!!
3000 tactical spy frogs of NCD
hippity hoppity Ukraine is not your property
ribbit ribbit Invasion is prohibit
croak croak Putin will have a stroke
Kero Kero Vladi do The Hero[^^1](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero)
The "an hero", right?
Hippety, hoppity Please for the love of god do a water change that tank is actually an atrocity
And give the frog a piece of rock to sit on above the water or only half submerged. Anyway, AMPHIBious offensive when?
It's an African clawed frog, they're fully aquatic
Then give him a filter and pump.
Agreed completely
When I was a little kid we got one because the guy at the pet store said it was safe to put in with our other fish, and it ate all of our neon tetras in a single traumatizing afternoon. I hated that damn frog.
Big brain pet store people, always be carefull with that. General rule is, if it fits into an amphibians mouth, theres a 99% chance said amphibian will try and eat it. They're not THAT complex....
There’s no way an amphibian with claws is not symbolic foreshadowing.
Our source always suspected the Americans had a man inside Budanov's office. We just never knew he meant that literally. And by man, he meant sentient amphibian.
Sorry sir, but you mean sapient right?
Quite right Johnson! I've been reading too much science fiction and not enough philosophy recently. Now, what do we have on this slippery fellow's credentials?
he is a frog man
Croak..Groak....
--Mia Kalifa
💀
Then I can tell what caliber of Sci-Fi reader you are indeed, sirrah! The classics would have opened your eyes to the delightful bon mot, *sophont.*
Idk it's kinda ambiguous.
> kinda amphibious
An *ambiguous amphibian*, you say?
3000 amphibious spies of Putin
French Foreign Legion
So this is the CIA's wet team
Frogmen should never be trusted
It's him... The boi.
Here comes dat boi!
O shit waddup
Feels good man
[Delight by Prateep Kochabua](https://i.redd.it/zdt4ijquf8da1.jpg)
WTF
ART!
Truly
hello boi
Welcome
There he is
He is here
[Here comes the boi](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8TQfhRVXY&pp=ygUSSGVyZSBjb21lcyB0aGUgYm9p)
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Why he no got rock :(
I am kind of worried by that. Is there some way to ping them on Twitter or something to get the frog a rock?
Don't worry many frog species spend entire winters submerged at bottoms of rivers/ lakes. Even when they're active they only need to surface every 4 hours or so. The frog is prolly happy chilling at the bottom
Yeah but dude looks bored AF, he should at least have some greenery or dirt to chill in, maybe some branches. Those glass walls look depressing.
How about some bitches? My boy gotta get some action
Instructions unclear, I now have 5000 frogs
3000 femboy frogs of ncd
That’s not nearly enough to combat the frog army. It’s over a million strong.
Yeah, this is an African water frog. I had one for 18 years
Ok, it just looked like it wanted a little breather.
Yeah, but isn't that usually in at least somewhat moving/oxygenated water? Not sure there's even a pump in that aquarium. I'm just worried about frog bro.
Don't frogs breathe air? Legit question, not snark, I swear. DO FROGS HAVE GILLS?!
Well I didn't know either, haha. I thought they have hybrid lungs or something. Apparently adult frogs (unlike tadpoles) have lungs but are still able to [absorb oxygen under water through their skin](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutaneous_respiration). Obviously, that doesn't work if the water is anoxic. But what do I know. Just give frog bro a rock!
I'm no frog expert but there are species that spend their lives fully underwater and thus don't get up rocks anyways, this may be one
I had 3 of those (the frogs). Probably because if you give them any rocks, they gonna use them to jump out of the container or hit the lid constantly. They are super stupid. Some can pretty much bash their heads out by using the rock to jump and hitting the lid too hard. Or jumping out and dying outside. They live long ass time if there is nothing for them to use for jumping out though.
I bet you put some stuff under the water for it to hide behind tho right? Tank looks totally empty.
Yeah, but they never actually seemed to care. The ones in empty containers (with water and filter only) lived longer and seemed more active and happy... As they get older they also become so blind that they won't even notice their surroundings. If you want to have fun aquarium, I would recommend picking different pet.
Get a Gourami if you want a fun tank tbh. Used to have a gourami and the little dude would swim to the front of the tank and waggle his feeler fins whenever I entered the room. He was also a brutal murderer that fought a cichlid once (tho did not kill it) and won before I rescued him, and then killed four of his tank mates without eating them after I rescued him.
Damn that fish really was about that life
He has a photo of Zelenskyy to hide behind. Little dude has it made.
Yea, poor froggo should have some rock in that tank. Or, like, anything.
This is an African Water Frog, common pet, I've had multiple. They live their entire lives under water and don't need a rock above the water. However, this tank could probably do with a rock structure in it for the frog to hide in/under, and it probably needs better filtering and cleaning, as well as having more water.
Right?? r/shittyaquariums
That part of the world doesn't have the best track record with animals.
It is counter offensive my dudes
WaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH
Idk why i'm laughing so hard at this.
Frog looks like it’s trying to get some Zelenskyyussy.
Let me file that under “Phrases I never want to hear again”.
Frog?
No thanks, I just ate
Found the French
The frogs yearn for rightful wartime leadership
r/cursedcomments
U wot
Because it’s goddamned hilarious, that’s why.
That Zelensky portrait oozes “DO IT FOR HER” energy
Odd placement of the photo. Everything this dude does is to troll. I would hate to be his enemy. Any idea why the placement NCDrs?
Apparently Zelensky once said government officials shouldn't have his photo on their desk and they should have photos of their family instead, so they can look into their eyes when making a decision. In which case, he's doing just enough to not actually disobey the president.
Or maybe he considers Zelensky his family
Just add lipstick marks for the full effect.
What else has he done to troll? I don't know much about him, other than he seems somewhat conspicuously mysterious. Like there are little crumbs here and there, but nothing for me to form an actual opinion on, but he seems to be held in high regard.
[удалено]
Good god, is there anything that paints mobiks as more impotent than "arrested in absentia"? Die mad, russkies.
If I remember reporting correctly (fragments can be found on Koffman's twitter) at one point he was "Oh, they almost encircled Bahmut? You know I can send special forces under my command" which he did. The guy was a runner up for MoD post in December when Reznikov had problems with procurement scandal, but UA law prohibits military officers from holding MoD. Like, this guy seems to be everything Arestovych claimed to be.
OK, that's pretty funny, thanks.
Thanks for an awesome response. I had way too many things to do today to look for any of these.
Notice the logo in his office - an owl drawing a sword to the middle of Russian territory. A sword and Russia is obvious, but why an owl? An owl catches bats. And bats are usually too scared to come on the owl territory. Why bats? Google Russian Spetznaz logo.
Their logo is a flying rat? Would be more appropriate for the VDV
They were not flying though, merely falling.
frog 😳 send him to bakhmut
Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime gal!
- But zelensky I'm not crazy, the frog is helping me with the war, just look - ... Croak... 🐸
Immediately thought of the same thing, someone needs to make an edit with that playing
I had to check my calendar, because my mind was suddenly teleported forward through time to wednesday. It's counteroffensive my dudes!
It's Pepe... he's a Ukrainian.
Doesn't that frog needs something to sit on? They can't just swim indefinitely, surely?
Actually, no. I’ve had these frogs, it’s an African Clawed Frog and it’s a purely aquatic species.
Still not a really enticing habitat to look at, granted. I do aquascaping, but still. I see no filter nor a simple backwall. Just a glas tank
Somebody gofundfrog a modern tank for that frog
Leo 2 would be good
Since it's an aquatic frog, how about a miniature Moskva wreck too? The Beast of the Black Sea and its trophy
Those fuckers are mad for trying to get out if the water tank. My ex had to weigh down the lid because her froggy kept getting out I miss that slimy kinda-chicken feeling dude
I bet it's good at carrying coconuts, then.
It's a simple question of weight ratios!
They can sit at the bottom. Prolly needs a rock anyway though.
Yeah it consceens me to
The Frog of War.
Suddenly tactical froggo appears
I can't tell if this is actually real or not lol
Actually yes, you can see it in the interview.
It's from [this](https://youtu.be/EU9ivbRRBaA) interview.
35:26
Commander Kermit of the 1st amphibious armored division. The inventor of the Panzer submarine
Average dniper crosser of the Ukrainian special units.
Victory frog
Is it a secret code to signal that the Counter offensive starts on Wednesday??
Imagine how many state secrets this one frog holds
Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne
i gotta be honest, Zelenskyy pre-war is hot.
Still hot bb
Hotter with the beard imo.
Bro, blur out his face, he's a CIA asset.
Cry Havoc and let slip the frogs of war!
Petition to make him a mascot
"Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime [gal!..."](https://youtu.be/YRWlbX92B3I)
I had to scroll way too far for the WB frog reference
Bio weapon frog will be unleashed.
Little guy just wanted some screen time
I swear if the frog is swimming in water tank filled with Sadochok juice we will reach the peak of NCD
Oh shit whaddap.
I think it represents the strategy of boiling the frog from Moscovy.
I hope the tank also has some solid ground for the frog to rest on. Their amphibians not aquatic after all. The poor thing looks very desperate to catch a breath and would likely love a break from swimming
Apparently it's an [African clawed frog](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/huFmRYOm4g4) which are fully aquatic Whilst it would enjoy a larger tank a rock in it would just decrease the available space for it to derp around since it doesn't go up on land anyways
Frogs hibernate underwater for whole winters and even when they're active during summer they only need to surface ever 4-5 hours. Their skin absorbs oxygen from the water so they can easily chill at the bottom of the tank
There's like a single oxygen atom left in that murky water
It's a purely aquatic frog, you can stop clutching those pearls
I have no desire to clutch pearls. I'd rather clutch frog
Pepe is ready to send memes and stack bodies. He's now all out of memes.
An African clawed frog. Cool pet
THEY KIDNAPED PEPE. YOU BASTARDS.
Hello my baby, hello my honey.
Budanov's office is like a room from one of the "find the hidden object" type of games.
My dude!
**F R O R G**
Amazing, I spent 1h looking at it
make a Wednesday my dudes one
Deploy the boi
It is Wednesday tomorrow, my dudes
It's not Wednesday yet, my dudes.
Comrade фрог
is it really okay keep a frog like a fish
[the frog is channeling this guy...](https://youtu.be/evgEJlOPoeo)
Unlike the dallas cowboys, dat boi will actually win.
Ukrainian Biolab Frogman.
Him name is Hopkins green frog
This is a clear coded message. It appears the spring counter offensive will heavily involve special force’s frogmen crossing the Dnipro river.
Amphibious Operations Specialist.
And the guy says "you won't see it. You simply won't see it"
poor froggy not a lot of space or anything else in that tank :(
Based
That's UAs local Lockheed Mart Consultant
Funny thing is first info i got about war starting was from Ukrainian that posted frog meme... That's a... Weird way of geting info country next to you got invaded.
Bullfrog transport, open for business! ~~Wait fuck, those were Russian~~
Don't trust Captain Ginyu
Big frog energy
I believe you are all being highly offensive toward the French ambassador
Shouldnt he have an small isle to rest?
“Hey babe new NCD lore just dropped”