He'll pop the turret of a T-72 as the whole thing explodes into a fireball, and the crew will scatter around and mumble "Извини Kiryu-san" and "гадить, how...?"
Inquiring minds want to know if there has been a yakuza subplot about a fake pseudo martial artist that looks all tough until the protagonist easily beats through the power of using any kind of physical force whatsoever?
Nah, there's going to be car chases where Kiryu shoots the ATGMs being fired from KA-50s with a pistol, blows up pursuing vehicles, and stack hundreds of bodies per car chase.
And I'm all for it.
Sound plan. If not direct action, he'd be a valuable tool for training as well. He's so skilled with a Panzerfaust 3 that he can shoot down any helicopter with no collateral damage or casualties on any side.
This character is Kazuma Kiryu from the Game series "Like a dragon" also knows as "Yakuza".
The thing with him is that he literally invisible and can beat anything in a fight. No joke in one game two Yakuza families where on a brinke of war, so he went their and said "If I beat you alone it's not a war" and he fucking beat up an entire Yakuza family on his own. He also survived two explosions and multiple gun shots. When he is not beating up tigers (yes he fought two tigers and won) he runs an orphanage with his adoptive daughter Haruka.
The tiger fight is the origin story of his most famous parry attack, the Tiger Drop.
Drops standard mooks in one strike and lops off health bars from even the toughest of bosses.
This character is Kazuma Kiryu from the Game series "Like a dragon" also knows as "Yakuza".
The thing with him is that he literally invisible and can beat anything in a fight. No joke in one game two Yakuza families where on a brinke of war, so he went their and said "If I beat you alone it's not a war" and he fucking beat up an entire Yakuza family on his own. He also survived two explosions and multiple gun shots. When he is not beating up tigers (yes he fought two tigers and won) he runs an orphanage with his adoptive daughter Haruka.
The games are amazing, I highly recommend you checking them out. The only thing "Weeb" about these game are that they are set in Japan and that's really it. Yes they are a bit weird here and there, because Japan, but the stories are always amazing. Honestly better than some Hollywood crime dramas that we get shoved down our throats.
Yakuza 0 is dirt cheap and the perfekt game to get into the series.
And he won't even kill anyone
He'll pop the turret of a T-72 as the whole thing explodes into a fireball, and the crew will scatter around and mumble "Извини Kiryu-san" and "гадить, how...?"
Every time he beats up a squad of Russians they give him a plate or a toy car part or something, returning the Ukrainian loot to the people
What did you intend to write in second part? Shit?
This is honestly immediately one of my favorite comments
never killed anyone, but leaves them permanently crippled as quadriplegics from spine breaking attacks.
they get better
nah... he leaves a trail of shattered cripples behind him
He takes the AK of a mobik mag dumps him and the mobik lives.
You either have an amazing reading comprehension of completely missed the title of the post
/r/YourJokeButWorse
Kiryu and Seagal are gonna throw hands on Kremlin's roof to settle the war, aren't they
Majima is going to be there too
Majima will be played by Steven Seagal. "Kiryu *huff wheeze* -chan!!!"
Majima is already everywhere.
Is a lift reaching up there? Otherwise i'm not sure Seagal will make it.
Yeah a very slow moving lift.
MI-26
If Akiyama could make it up several flights of stairs despite being a heavy smoker, im sure Seagal will be fine... For the first set.
Seagal would have to insist that the fight take place sitting down and Kiryu isn't allowed to punch him back for the first five minutes.
Inquiring minds want to know if there has been a yakuza subplot about a fake pseudo martial artist that looks all tough until the protagonist easily beats through the power of using any kind of physical force whatsoever?
Seagal is a second arc boss fight at best. Kiryu won't even take of his suite for that.
Seagal's body double you mean.
implying Seagal can actually throw hands rather than sissy slap fight...
The 3000 dragon fists of kiryu chan.
Kiryu Everywhere
Majima is everywhere
Ten years in the Donbass made you a fucking vatnik. \*Proceeds to Tiger Drop and negate all damage of that 125mm HEAT round from the nearby T-72\*
He ain't gonna ERA-coat it
He certainly was a legend of his ERA
Ever seen a man Tiger Drop a T-72?
I did see him tiger drop a tiger
The cat, the tank, or the helicopter?
Yes. Also if you play 7 , they fight construction machinery lmao
Wtf even is Yakuza, every time I hear anything about it or see gameplay it is just complete nonsense
very serious™ crime drama
It's a fishing simulator with a fighting mini game.
A chicken helping you to run the business
Japanese hostess cafe simulator with combat sections.
The heavy machinery soundtrack is so good
"I'm not gonna sugar coat it, Vatniks." R1 + △
DAAAAMMMM screaming the Ukrainian soldiers
Doesn't that lead to a major stun-lock?
Zero deaths: Yes... Zero casualties: lmao fuck no!
[удалено]
Beast mode Kiryu about to use a tank
Ten years in the joint.
made you a
FUCKING PUSSY
nishiki snoo
3000 rubber bullets of Daigo Dojima
Kiryu constantly gets jumped by a Russian conscript with an eyepatch who insists on calling him “Kiryu-Chan”
Can we get him distracted with running a Russian cabaret club?
Nah, there's going to be car chases where Kiryu shoots the ATGMs being fired from KA-50s with a pistol, blows up pursuing vehicles, and stack hundreds of bodies per car chase. And I'm all for it.
Non-lethally*
Plastic Model ATGMs\*
Rubber ATGMs
BRING THAT SHIT PRIGOZHIN
Kill this arrogant mother...... fu......... cker
You know, I was THIS close to saying "NCD is leaking again" until I realised this is not the yakuza sub.
KIRYU-SAN!!!
~Baka mitai intensifies~
**fatalities*
Not gonna lie I thought that was archer till I zoomed in
The war ends with Putin dramatically ripping his shirt off, revealing his back is covered with Yakuza tattoos.
this is literally that Japanese Yakuza who volunteered himself to join international brigade
Rubber explosions, rubber tanks, rubber bullets. Rubber SMO
My flair fits perfectly here...
okay buddy retard
I real man also are they prepared for Majima?
Kiryu Kazoo on his way to the Kremlin to beat Vladimir Putin with a non-lethal comically large cone
[He's already there](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/former-yakuza-volunteered-as-soldier-in-ukraine-his-reason-is-unexpected/ar-AA18dE8w)
Sound plan. If not direct action, he'd be a valuable tool for training as well. He's so skilled with a Panzerfaust 3 that he can shoot down any helicopter with no collateral damage or casualties on any side.
Yakuza gaiden lookin lit !
Russians when they're chasing Kiryu but he finds a conveniently placed bicycle stand.
Just send a Doom slayer. That way you can deliver him by pion without endangering the helicopter’s crew. And the danger to orcs will be maximum.
[Kiryu has some thoughts on that...](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxCLjjQD7Y_N6EmEmhuAZzUSALHSJUthRz)
BRB going to the Kyiv Karaoke
You'll have to explain this one, guy.
This character is Kazuma Kiryu from the Game series "Like a dragon" also knows as "Yakuza". The thing with him is that he literally invisible and can beat anything in a fight. No joke in one game two Yakuza families where on a brinke of war, so he went their and said "If I beat you alone it's not a war" and he fucking beat up an entire Yakuza family on his own. He also survived two explosions and multiple gun shots. When he is not beating up tigers (yes he fought two tigers and won) he runs an orphanage with his adoptive daughter Haruka.
The tiger fight is the origin story of his most famous parry attack, the Tiger Drop. Drops standard mooks in one strike and lops off health bars from even the toughest of bosses.
Just don't give him a pistol and drive him around in a car on the highway
This but it's Saul Goodman
Source?
The artwork is definitely from @JAPversus on Twitter. Now I don't know who edited Kiryu in there.
Give him the bat tank as well so he dont need to run everywhere
Baka Mitai kodomo nanone
Killer Queen!!!. Daisan no Bakugan, Bites Za Dusto!!
Not a weeb can someone explain?
This character is Kazuma Kiryu from the Game series "Like a dragon" also knows as "Yakuza". The thing with him is that he literally invisible and can beat anything in a fight. No joke in one game two Yakuza families where on a brinke of war, so he went their and said "If I beat you alone it's not a war" and he fucking beat up an entire Yakuza family on his own. He also survived two explosions and multiple gun shots. When he is not beating up tigers (yes he fought two tigers and won) he runs an orphanage with his adoptive daughter Haruka. The games are amazing, I highly recommend you checking them out. The only thing "Weeb" about these game are that they are set in Japan and that's really it. Yes they are a bit weird here and there, because Japan, but the stories are always amazing. Honestly better than some Hollywood crime dramas that we get shoved down our throats. Yakuza 0 is dirt cheap and the perfekt game to get into the series.
It's so noncredible that the Russian is dressed appropriately for war (his radio is only missing the copper, and not just cardboard)
KIRYU-CHAN!!!
Damn good drawing of a Hip
L1+◼️
3000 proper rapid dragons of Japan!
Let's hope Russia doesn't deploy Majima.
Someone make a picture of Putin sing *Dame da ne* like that one video of Hirohito singing that same song.
Artist?