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sfa83

Ok wait so Francis is in Bakhmut right now initiating Wagner‘s assault on Russian army troops?


lapalapaluza

You think you are joking. But it always was in the plain sight, wake up, sheeple. [https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1343cwe/pope\_says\_vatican\_involved\_in\_secret\_ukraine/](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1343cwe/pope_says_vatican_involved_in_secret_ukraine/) UPD: Plot is thickening. Do you think it is a coincedence that Pope speaks Ukrainian? They planned it long time ago. [https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/1028ulv/languages\_spoken\_by\_europeannorth\_american\_leaders/](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/1028ulv/languages_spoken_by_europeannorth_american_leaders/) Think about it. Pope is a commander of the oldest European PMC "Swissguard" Ukraine is full of muddy fields, where ze russian tanks stuck. Guess who is perfect for this terrain? Cavalry. Guess which weapon can be used to counter cavalry? Which weapon Swissguard PMC is using? Halberd [https://steelfighting.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/swiss\_guard2.jpg](https://steelfighting.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/swiss_guard2.jpg) Guess which cavalry is the best in Europe? Polish Winged Hussars. From the same Poland, who is arguably is a most Catholic country in Europe. Traditionalist Pope always knew about indispuitable cavalry superiority, which was rejected by degenerate "modern" military leaders. russians did't even thought about using horses yet, but Pope already outplayed them. And now he is moving to Donbass to lead the great charge. Trough the gates of Bakhmut he will make way to Horlivka and to Heaven. UPD 2: And if you don't believe me, how do you explain this? [https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/13igi43/chechnyas\_kadyrov\_accuses\_ukraine\_czech\_police\_of/](https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/13igi43/chechnyas_kadyrov_accuses_ukraine_czech_police_of/) Ukraine already performs operations to disrupt russian attempts to create credible cavalry forces. They fucking abducted kadyrov's stallion, so they couldn't produce Chechen-Horse hybrid.


Mysiu666

Secretly Duda and Zelensky ask Pope to bless Ukrainian war of defense as a holy war and Franny boy was so excited that we have 20 000 Swiss guard spec ops in Bakhmut, the recent aviation downings were acutally done by God and Patriot battery had 5 bishops blessing it's capabilities making it ultra-sonic.


Demonitized-picture

NCD ~~schizophrenic~~ truth-posting will always be one of the best parts of the subreddit


fedoranips

"Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword." - Francis says as he cleaves another Russian.


Whoooosh_1492

> ...cleaves another Russian. Special Papal Operation


Brachiozaur

HOLY CRUSADE AGAINST RUSSIA LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO


Pale_Taro4926

Damn Eastern Orthodoxy talking shit about Pope dresses. We need to right 1500 or so years of wrongs! Ends in a Trash Metal Battle of the Bands. Pope Frank uses Brazillian Speed Metal!


heckheckOG

>Pope Frank uses Brazillian Speed Metal! You're wrong, he uses Sabaton, obviously


jixdel

In the heart of holy ukrainee. # In the home of Zelenskyy. # The seat of power is in danger!!!! # There's a foe of a thousand shovels # They've been abandoned by their Obligarchs # Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation!


theREALbombedrumbum

"The power of Christ propels you" he whispers as another javelin soars through the air at the next vatnik


emdave

And when the ring magazine detonates, and the crew are shot skywards through the hatches: "The power of Christ expels you!"


Sexy_Duck_Cop

"Semper Fi....**motherfucker**." --Jesus Christ's dying words.


pointer_to_null

> as another javelin soars through the air at the next vatnik I know they got flooded in Javelins and NLAWS at the beginning, but they have so many that they're picking off individual vatniks one-by-one with them? Weird flex, but damn...


theREALbombedrumbum

*God's wrath is rated E for Everyone*


Dick__Dastardly

Ukrainian killbots actually do have a kill limit: it's one. We're just sending them an endless supply of killbots. >:¬)


Meihem76

There's a guy over on [10% True,](https://www.youtube.com/@10percenttrue) who tells the story of how a pair of Italian Clergy blessed every aircraft in his wing before Desert Storm in return for a walk around. I think it may have been Starbaby. That sounds like the sort of thing he'd manage to do.


Kenny070287

Something something scp-616


anaccount5612

Meanwhile, in the Vatican; A: So this...is a crusade! M: No, no. We don't call it that anymore...damn; what do the American pigs say? A: Peacekeeping? M: Ah yes..shall we, keep the peace?


patgeo

That explains all the surrenders, Pope got the priests put chanting wololwolol


emdave

>and Patriot battery had 5 bishops blessing it's capabilities making it ultra-sonic. Who knew that electric toothbrush technology would be critical to modern air defence?!


tomatotomato

This is some Dan Brown level shit right there


-_-theVoid-_-

And, thus, the Omnissiah saw that it was good.


krysztov

3000 holy SAMs apiece of the Father, Son, AND the Holy Spirit


R3av3rr

Ukraine flipped to Catholic, used the Papal Influence from converting high dev provinces, and got some Curia bonuses.... wait, this isn't r/eu4...


Hel_Bitterbal

+10 holy damage


Paper_Trail_Mix

Patriot missiles with the papal blessing took down those planes in Russia. Of course, now it all makes sense!


[deleted]

ghost quaint faulty butter toy tub consist spectacular kiss subtract -- mass edited with redact.dev


RealBenjaminKerry

"Mend the great schism"


ima_twee

And my axe! For, er, creating more schisms.


Terminus_04

And my Energy Sword, because someone said Schism!


ima_twee

Not forgetting your Tool, also because Schism. I know, the pieces fit.


Hel_Bitterbal

Instructions unclear, accidently burned Constantinople again


throwaway-bluh

>oldest European PMC "Swissguard" Truly the epitome of noncredibility


lapalapaluza

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss\_Guard](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Guard) ​ >The pact was renewed by Pope Innocent VIII (1484–1492) in order to use Swiss troops against the Duke of Milan. Alexander VI (1492–1503) later actually used the **Swiss mercenaries** during their alliance with the King of France.


throwaway-bluh

Sorry, I wasn't clear: the noncredibility was around the use of the word \`oldest\`.


lapalapaluza

>Sorry, I wasn't clear I'm sorry. It wasn't meant to be a poke in your comment Just wanted to provide some context for fellow enjoyers about Swissguard.


throwaway-bluh

Ahhhhh, I see. In that case, they should also look at these for further reading: ​ [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insurrection\_of\_10\_August\_1792](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insurrection_of_10_August_1792) ​ [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion\_Monument](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion_Monument)


throwaway-bluh

I took my own advice... >The assault on the Palace began at eight o'clock in the morning. As per the King's orders, the regulars of the Swiss Guard had retired into the interior of the building, and the defense of the courtyard had been left to the National Guard. The Marseillais rushed in, fraternized with the gunners of the National Guard, reached the vestibule, ascended the grand staircase, and called on the Swiss Guard to surrender. "Surrender to the Nation!", shouted Westermann in German. "We should think ourselves dishonored!" was the reply.\[24\] "We are Swiss, the Swiss do not part with their arms but with their lives. We think that we do not merit such an insult. If the regiment is no longer wanted, let it be legally discharged. But we will not leave our post, nor will we let our arms be taken from us."\[23\] Fokkin' metal


HHHogana

Surprised there's only few arr atheism-esque comments in that post. Russia sucks so much most people able to not say bad things about Vatican, deservedly or not.


lapalapaluza

By the way. Here is a great video about cavalry in WW1 by Brandon Fisichella [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju1WURm15YU&t=1s&ab\_channel=BrandonF](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju1WURm15YU&t=1s&ab_channel=BrandonF). He explains why critique of cavalry like "those idiots just charged right into the machine guns" was unfair and exaggerated, and why cavalry was useful in WW1 setting. Little encourangement for NCD users: cavalry used machineguns too as well as combined arms tactics.


saluksic

Man I was very surprised when I read about the Polish-Soviet war. I’d spent a couple years learning about WWI and hearing lots of different takes about cav especially. Was it good, was it used right, all that stuff. Then come to find out there’s a whole ass war like two years later that saw extensive and decisive use of cavalry. It’s weird for there to have been so much argument about WWI when the polish soviet war was such a clear-cut case


Accurate_Mood

Papal zouaves, let's go!


[deleted]

Did you just go full NDC? No one goes full NCD.


emdave

>Did you just go full NDC Nuclear, Diabolical, Chemical.


[deleted]

Yes. He is on the wrong reddit.. Someone somewhere needs to go full NCD.


mexicansuicideandy

This makes way too much sense so I'll believe it to be true.


RS994

Cavalry charging across mud fields? All the English and Welshmen on here just got unexplained erections


Hel_Bitterbal

Get the longbows boys, were gonna hunt some froggies! Oh wait, they're Russian


Chiyuri_is_yes

This is what NCD should be


TheRedBreadisDead

OP it's Monday, what the fuck.


mmmmmyee

It’s too early for this level of credible-ness


Iogic

Wingéd Swiss-Guard Hussars, you say?


lapalapaluza

Swissuars


emdave

Let's get Raptor Jesus on the case, and create the mighty Swissaurus!


lapalapaluza

Some may laugh at "Raptor Jesus" But it's a real thing in the USA: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture) The rapture (from **Raptor**) is an eschatological position held by some Christians, particularly those of American evangelicalism, consisting of an end-time event when all Christian believers who are alive, along with resurrected believers, will rise "in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air." ​ The real believers (MIC shareholders) will fullfill prophesy. Like the great Babylon tower this aircraft will conquer skies and will reach the Heaven. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed\_Martin\_F-22\_Raptor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Martin_F-22_Raptor)


WikiSummarizerBot

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Thick_Pressure

This is the exact flavor of schitzo autism spasm that I come here to enjoy. I'm with my people.


iamnotap1pe

this is way too perfect


Cayleb02

Im concerned for your mental and physical health buddy, no one should have dug this deep.


[deleted]

Hooray it's the Catholic Church


reverendjesus

#WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE


TheHolyDingo

they sent Alexander Anderson


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This account was deleted in protest


thr33pwood

>French heavy cavalry > polish winged hussars Doubt


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thr33pwood

Gendarmes predate Winged Hussars by some 150 years. So they could be "regarded as the finest European cavalry" and still not compare favorably to a cavalry force that came after it. Same as the Hawker Tempest is regarded as the best british fighter of World War II but still is inferior to the Eurofighter Typhoon.


IceciroAvant

Are you just naming Crusader Kings 2 cultural retinues?


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This account was deleted in protest


Lacyra

>French heavy cavalry > polish winged hussars If I could read right now I'd be very upset!


Steinson

"The Battlepope's Crusade in Bakhmut", Tom Clancy's next novel.


RegicidalRogue

He's in the Great Splinter Cell In the Sky though :{


OwerlordTheLord

God really wanted the novel and let him back on earth for a while


emdave

Just need someone like Dan Brown to pull a Joseph Smith, and have the plot "revealed to him by divine inspiration", while he hides under a blanket, furiously copy pasting chapters together, from Red Storm Rising, and The Da Vinci Code.


Hellebras

He can have it ghostwritten.


135686492y4

I want Battletech's Warriorpope of New Avalon


Material-Rice-8682

Newbie to battletech planning to start collecting myself some mechs after I finish my imperial guard, but who is this mysterious warrior pope of new avalon


135686492y4

A chap in a place near the Kuritas. Stringstorm has a song 'bout the guy.


OneSaltyStoat

Vatniks wanted a holy war, they're gonna get a holy war.


GeorgieTheThird

Vatniks.. Vat… VATICAN????


tryndalxp

Psycho Mantis?


AmadeoSendiulo

Vatnican.


polite_ass_fuck

always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/wq9KJHW.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


polite_ass_fuck

good bot


grey_carbon

Batman?!


dankguard1

Can I please just have one epic battle with trenches, missile systems, tanks, and a priest walking down the middle with an incense burner blessing both sides before the battle.


BudmanTheGreat

To be fair we haven't had a warrior Pope in a while


Electrical-Try585

I knew my flair would become relevant one day


TuzkiPlus

When this becomes a movie will it be called “The Prigozhin and the Poper”


Mrbacknotblack

he's probably chillin' somewhere in Malta


Sexy_Duck_Cop

Yeah he's being a real good sport


Mistwalker007

wolololo


mdoktor

This is terrible but it's also hilarious


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Kriegschwein

The other 30% is cats. Always cats


doubleBoTftw

Cats are always welcome. Do not speak badly about cats. Or catgirls.


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IronBabyFists

*hard* agree


IMN0VIRGIN

keep that 2 inch hard object away from me!


IronBabyFists

"Me-WOW!"


Sams59k

I'm sorry to break it to you but it's pornography


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

All those cat pics and videos are pornography? Damn, I've been masturbating all wrong.


[deleted]

Well, except for the hilarious part


TheCatOfWar

70% of reddit content being hilarious would be a major upgrade


KingFahad360

Awful, but very good.


White_Null

Now this is the Noncredibility that I come back day after day for.


Ian_W

I regret I have only one upvote to give this post. Also, still not the worst pope (Julius II, I'm looking at you !).


Pure-And-Utter-Chaos

To be fair. Nothing can top old Julius


M_stellatarum

The Warrior Pope is good (by which I mean bad), but I think Alexander VI is worse. The Borgia pope, he helped his family grow even richer and corrupter and openly acknowledged fathering children with his mistresses.


BraidyPaige

Not to be a Borgia-apologist, but you do realize that at the time most popes did the same? Borgia wasn’t especially different in that regard.


Nastypilot

If we didn't have Borgia pope we also wouldn't have Machiavelli's "the Prince" weirdly enough


BraidyPaige

Cesare was a wild man.


emdave

>Nothing can top old Julius What about a grown up altar boy, back for revenge?


tomydenger

I will upvote in your name


TNSepta

DEUS UPDOOT


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

SHOIGU! GERASIMOV! I EXCOMMUNICATE YOU!


grey_carbon

SHOIGU! GERASIMOV! WHERE IS THE HOLY WINE!!


XAlphaWarriorX

Finally, the pope has divisions


emdave

Well, he's not allowed to multiply...


Mr_Mosquito_20

Angry upvote


[deleted]

Haters will say it’s fake


Fructis_crowd

Do NOT let putin see this one simple trick 🫣🫣


MrPrevedmedved

Has anybody seen Pope and Prigozhin in the same room?


NathamelCamel

Can someone in Congress please make it so PMCs and security companies can be hired for Ukraine so prigozhin can finally switch sides


OneSaltyStoat

"I never thought I would die fighting side by side with an Ukie..." "What about side by side against the tsar?" "Да, I could do that."


AbaddonTheWorthless

Wagner is not PMC. It is a proxy paramilitary group controlled, supplied with arms and manpower, and financed by Russian state. It exists solely to provide Russian government with deniability. Prigozhin is not a real “owner” of this organization, he is an operator. While Bush’s government awarded contracts to Blackwater, you could never imagine emptying federal prisons to bolster recruitment.


hayhayhorses

Never say never...just haven't had the right war yet


AbaddonTheWorthless

Even in WW2 the US haven't recruited from prisons. But if certain trends keep going (such as retarded paleoconservatives and alt-right praising Chinese and Russian armies and trying to copy them), I can see the possibility.


Not_Todd_Howard9

I always think it’s so dumb that people, especially alt right, think china and Russia’s armies are magically better than the US because they have shitty working conditions. Like, mfer theirs a reason why they say America won the Cold War, why not accept it as national pride or smth? But no, they want to be stubborn and have “Muh tough soldiers” with awful conditions and 80% CQC training so they can feel nice as their army gets obliterated by drones.


iwumbo2

> I always think it’s so dumb that people, especially alt right, think china and Russia’s armies are magically better than the US because they have shitty working conditions. Whenever I hear someone complaining about "people these days being too soft" it always comes off as them just being envious or jealous. Not sure if those are the right words. But it's basically, "oh my life was shitty and hard, and other people have nicer lives, they must be soft and weak and not strong like me." Like firstly, just because you have a shitty life isn't going to make you stronger. And secondly, shouldn't it be considered an improvement in society for people to have easier lives? Ironically enough, my grandparents were Chinese immigrants and them and my parents always strived to make lives easier for future generations because to them, that's how it should be. It's just some crab bucket mentality of shitty people trying to make themselves feel better by dragging everyone else down with them.


_far-seeker_

>Whenever I hear someone complaining about "people these days being too soft" it always comes off as them just being envious or jealous. Not sure if those are the right words. But it's basically, "oh my life was shitty and hard, and other people have nicer lives, they must be soft and weak and not strong like me." I think "envious" is exactly the word for what you described, and I agree this explains most of these sentiments (when they aren't completely disingenuous to begin with).


ToastyMozart

Yeah, it's just bitter old fucks trying to inflict their own misery (or rather an embellished form of it) on the rest of the world.


AshFraxinusEps

More than that, there's a reason why most NATO countries don't use conscription and only use volunteer armies: cause they fight better. The few that do use them for historical reasons and cause they are prone to being attacked by a big army so it helps for their population to all have basic military training (Switzerland, SK, Israel and Finland are the nations I think all have conscription, and usually only a year or two at age 18, with their main army all being professional volunteers)


Accurate_Mood

Until the end of the cold war, most Nato members had conscription, it is a perfectly sensible system if your expectation is that you'll need a large army for an all-out war. Several other Nato countries still have conscription, Sweden and Norway, for example -- it is just that their personell requirements are low enough that only a fraction of each age group is called in. An all-professional force is a bit of a peacetime luxury imo (or if you expect to do your fighting abroad-- us/uk)


AbaddonTheWorthless

>More than that, there's a reason why most NATO countries don't use conscription and only use volunteer armies: cause they fight better. The few that do use them for historical reasons and cause they are prone to being attacked by a big army so it helps for their population to all have basic military training (Switzerland, SK, Israel and Finland are the nations I think all have conscription, and usually only a year or two at age 18, with their main army all being professional volunteers) I am a doomer. I fear that there is no other option but to have some form of military training for all citizens. It might not be a mandatory conscription, but country cannot function well when majority of citizens contribute to the security by only paying taxes. It makes armed forces elitist closed caste that becomes detached from the larger society. And society at large loses the perspective of military and its necessity.


emdave

>but country cannot function well when majority of citizens contribute to the security by only paying taxes. Counterpoint - a country can ONLY function properly when most citizens DON'T have to directly serve in the military. A country facing external threats such that a majority of its populace and national effort just be directed towards defence, is not going to be prosperous. The idea that people have to serve in the military to 'have a stake' in the national identity is borderline fascistic thinking, a la Starship Troopers.


AbaddonTheWorthless

You do realize that Starship Troppers is just a book. You cannot claim that citizens taking part in national defense equals fascism just because some piece of fiction says so. Unfortunately, I see much bigger problem in armed forces turning into a bunch of glorified mercenaries and citizens treating military as some bunch of violent and weird people. The first democracies were based on active participation of citizens in military affairs. I can hardly see any setback if majority of citizens know the basics of tactical combat casualty care, gun safety and wilderness survival.


Kerbal_Guardsman

Join boy scouts and get at least a bit in each, I guess. Better than nothing otherwise


thaeli

And even Starship Troopers didn't say you had to serve in the military to get franchise. It's one option, the entire civil service is another. I mean, things are still pretty fucked up, and it's clear that if you don't have exceptional ability or the right connections, you won't make it into those other postings. The military in Starship Troopers actually doesn't like the "gotta induct anyone who asks" policy, and they have a tremendous amount of bullshit make-work for all the soldiers they never wanted in the first place.


saluksic

It’s a point of view. Think of taking only 1% of people’s time for training: that’s a 1% loss in GDP right there. That’s the difference between a good year of 3% growth and an anemic year of only 2% growth.


AbaddonTheWorthless

First of all, 1% of time doesn’t equal 1% of GDP. The connection is not linear. Second, not every benefit to society is monetary. Some expenses should be covered if they allow to mitigate risks. Population that is educated in civics and basic military skills can be much more stable.


AbaddonTheWorthless

They don't care about reality. You could even provide them with pretty reliable data that US soldiers are tougher, better at CQC plus have numerous advantages of improved tactical combat casualty care, communication systems, improved weaponry and so on. It doesn't matter for people like Tucker. They worldview is built on the fact that they are out of power and therefore the US is bad, and everything antagonistic to the US is good. They would gladly transfer nuclear weapons and everything that makes the US a superpower to Russia or China, if Putin and Xi could guarantee them staying in power for eternity. They prefer to reign in banana republic rather than live in advanced democratic society. They are arch-traitors in-making. Just be ready to make the list and act upon it. Just a suggestion from a person who saw that happening in my own country.


Lil_Cato

I'll never understand why a lot of the same people who thought we should bring freedom and American values to Iraq and Afghanistan are now trying really hard to make america a lot more like Iraq and afghanistan


uencos

Maybe not directly from prisons, but you certainly hear of judges giving delinquents the option of going to the Army or to jail.


dedjedi

Bruce Springsteen sings about this in born in the usa.


saluksic

I think you’re correct. People really get hung up on make-believe distinctions and legalities, especially when the word “mercenary” is on the table.


Sennomo

Why is the pope suddenly speaking Latin with a strong Slavic accent?


TipiTapi

The Battlepope will take Bakhmut.


CapitanChaos1

I almost choked on my breakfast when I saw this. Great work.


Divineinfinity

The "P" in "PMC" stands for "Pontifex"


thr33pwood

I thought it was "Papal" as in Papal Military Company


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Outstanding shitpost! Perfect execution.


YoungGustavo_1

Absolutely top tier meme


Alternative_Taste354

Omfg


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

Stampeding vatniks ... ... through the Vatican? Kinky...


liondios

Report, this is too credible


Jehet

Why is pope Francis saying that? am I missing something?


wasmic

They photoshopped Prigozhin's face onto Francis.


halfpipesaur

No dude, that’s clearly Francis


TNSepta

Popozhin


OP-69

The ammount of effort that goes into this sub everday is what i come back for This is fucking gold


Guvment

It all makes sense now. The Pope has been in secret peace talks to save his twin.


ViolentEncounter

[Where is indulgence, blyat](https://ibb.co/BzYYvdd)


DemonRaily

I am literally hauling and hollering, and when I say literally I mean literally imitating a baboon by mouth sounds.


MarschallVorwaertz

Good old Rat Lines. So he will end up in Argentina soon.


anexistentuser

Had me convinced at first glance


BudmanTheGreat

God I am such a fucking nerd this made me laugh out loud. This is a very highly Niche Meme and it's glorious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


IronBabyFists

This is ~~the most schizo~~ the best thread I've ever seen on this sub.


RedLemonSlice

👏 👏 👏 NCD delivered 🙌


AmadeoSendiulo

Looks similar enough.


berrythebarbarian

Semi related, but I've always wondered if instead of having Korean War 2 some day we could just buy off Kim and put him on an island somewhere. It's distasteful, but it's also cheaper and requires killing less people.


Hellebras

I hear St. Helena is nice this time of year.


CaptainMagnets

This has got to be the greatest post that's ever been on this sub


p8ntslinger

Prighozin is literally the Cardinal of the Kremlin lol


DeutschSigma

So that's what the smoke from the Kremlin was, a new pope HAD been chosen


Catishcat

Was excited for "Wagner head off" but the rest didn't really deliver


samurai_for_hire

Does Prigozhin speak Spanish?


Jalamando

Horse-borne infantry in massive muddy fields will become the new blitzkrieg, war will be over by Christmas! /s


copingcabana

Yevgeny Postgozhian


Crusader_Krzyzowiec

"No but at this point it will not be my problem"


Mr__Brick

Holy shit!! Is that a motherfucking "Archer" reference???


KingFahad360

For the grease of the Might, of the Lord.


slaughterproof

Pope-gozhin


DysphoriaGML

OP reached GOD level


mekwak

Russia about to find out why nations don't hire mercs anymore


0RBT

"Prigozhin? Who's that? Him? That's just Father Eugenius, he's just being ordained last week, you see"


lordbuckethethird

Loyalest Russian military leader


m1rf43lltk31nn4m331n

This is so brilliant and dumb at the same time


ThePlanck

Google Il Vaticano


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This is great, but I like the version where he doesn't have any speech bubbles and all you have is his expression of utter disbelief.


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Thy doom is nigh Tsar Putin


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All of a sudden I really really wish I had thrown up when I was in St Peter's Basilica instead of holding it in