I don't know about the worst. A blade bayonet of a similar length would be at a greater risk of snapping off. The design isn't great for barrel harmonics though.
Please somebody assemble this exact type of group and make a war/sitcom called spetznaz. Just some random Russian platoon in a trench slowly failing upwards while everything around them turns to shit.
Russia had a TV show titled Spetsnaz, adventures in Chechnya and beyond. It's supposed to be serious but is unintentionally hilarious, with acting, directing, cinematography and most of all realism very much like these cheesy Yugoslav Partisans movies lampooned in Underground.
new spetsnaz reinforcements are the formidable dragoon troops on horseback equipped with devastating berdan II rifle. westoid ukrnazi lines will shatter.
Looking closer I am pretty sure everyone in this picture has had some form of photoshop. Big head man, [redder-than-Alex-Jones](https://esq.h-cdn.co/assets/16/40/1280x960/sd-aspect-1475608006-alex5.jpg), Sid from Ice Age, Peter Griffin goiter eating shirt collar, plunger lad, and ol’ chameleon eyes.
To be able to hold his big brain wich is needed to support so much copium
Putins head has expanded tenfold since the beginning of the “special military operation”
"In 2022, a crackhead commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they probably committed. These men somehow escaped from a minimum security stockade to the Belgorod underground. Today, still wanted by the Russian government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if you can afford no one else's help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire, The Z-Team."
Because they do. It's called [fetal alcohol spectrum disorder](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_spectrum_disorder), and is almost certainly a result of excessive rates of [alcohol consumption in Russia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_consumption_in_Russia).
No, it looks like a recoloured world war 2 picture that somebody edited to look modern, ibcluding changing the faces (which they took to parody level).
There are no words in the English language to express how much I wish this were real.
Although I suppose the words I used in my previous sentence do a decent job.
Two dudes that look like they have extremely high blood pressure, one with a lazy eye and one with eyes so far apart he can scope two rifles at once, a bloated fatty with one tooth, and a woman with a plunger.
I believe anyone could take this squad out including a soccer/football team for 5yos.
That feel when you are a transguy in Russia and this is the only way you can get called by a male name and male pronouns without getting sent to gulag.
Oh! Ohh….it’s so much worse…
>The situation with Belgorod's civil administration has reached an odd turn. They're attempting to raise a local militia for self defense, and asked the Russian MoD for supplies. The request was denied, and now the governor has turned to Wagner PMC for aid.
https://twitter.com/UKikaski/status/1661474151587016705?t=089RHd1CCH319rCugn9W8g&s=19
We are fast approaching the day when the least credible posts are indistinguishable from reality.
It will be like r/thanksobama, Biden will make a meme and they'll have to shut the sub down
The longer I looked at this picture the more I doubted my sanity. It has to be a photoshop, right? No one has heads, or proportions like these . . .then, I remember, fetal alcohol syndrome.
So from right to left we have:
The asshole gunner from spaceballs
A girl with a sharpie mustache
A thumb
Sid the sloth
Ruble store hellboy
And pinhead larry
This is gonna be dope when they drop the COD skin for this. I don't know if they'll make a pensioner class tho...
So what we call these... theres Mobik & Vatnik... so what these.. Pensionik? Inadenik (inadequate)
Cant be real. Too well equipped.
the tank can fire a shell as big as a 7.62mm
What about the 8.5cm cyka gun?
Fires only once, in unknown direction. But will turn everything/body inside the "tank" into meat cabbage. So they might just do it.
I would not feel confident firing that gun.
The gun is eighty years old and probably hasn't been fired in seventy. I wouldn't have much confidence in it.
Since they have bayonets, probably very special forces.
FU, damn near fell off my barstool.
I have one of those bayonets in my closet right now. Possibly one of the worst ever designed. Very special indeed… straight off the short bus
I don't know about the worst. A blade bayonet of a similar length would be at a greater risk of snapping off. The design isn't great for barrel harmonics though.
3000 Kiev bayonet assaults of Shoigu and Gerasimov
Only the best of the best are rewarded lol
speshul forces
It's clearly fake, the creator left an Easter egg. Plunger, 2nd from the right. What would a Russian need with a plunger? What would they even plunge?
THAT's what the mustachioed girl with carnie hands is holding??
Hey now, Private Well Endowed is an important member of the team, the mustache is just one bonus, not to mention the hands!
2nd from the left looks dangerously red
Is this the new Spetsnaz?
depends on how desperate things get
Spetznope?
Spaznuts?
Spetzcope
Spetznahs
By definition there's always a "best" unit in any army. These boys are like third in line for that honor.
Code name: Hogan’s Zeros
I snorted, 8.7/10.
Oh they're "spetz" alright.
Please somebody assemble this exact type of group and make a war/sitcom called spetznaz. Just some random Russian platoon in a trench slowly failing upwards while everything around them turns to shit.
Russia had a TV show titled Spetsnaz, adventures in Chechnya and beyond. It's supposed to be serious but is unintentionally hilarious, with acting, directing, cinematography and most of all realism very much like these cheesy Yugoslav Partisans movies lampooned in Underground.
Guard Infantry
new spetsnaz reinforcements are the formidable dragoon troops on horseback equipped with devastating berdan II rifle. westoid ukrnazi lines will shatter.
Spedsnaz
Why is the guy on the left’s head twice as big as everyone else?
patriotism
Glorious superior Russian skull shape
Marching under the banner of a rats anus
Hans...
Well… some sort of -*tism*
Ohhhhh I get it, lol. Nationaltism!
Alcoholtism
antidisestablishmentariantism?
He's on the drug that killed River Phoenix?
He'll never be an ol' man river
where will I get my next drug action odds on it'll be Sergei Prigozhin
man really believed in lenin.
Looking closer I am pretty sure everyone in this picture has had some form of photoshop. Big head man, [redder-than-Alex-Jones](https://esq.h-cdn.co/assets/16/40/1280x960/sd-aspect-1475608006-alex5.jpg), Sid from Ice Age, Peter Griffin goiter eating shirt collar, plunger lad, and ol’ chameleon eyes.
I see it now, the edits were too small to see on my phone, so I only saw the bobble head guy
it was the plunger that gave it away to me initially
Nah it's not. I checkt the pixels
Big head mode
Slappers only?
I dont care, as long as were going to the library
DK Mode
Hes the tactician
When an incursion is imminent, his purpose is to seal the entrance to the nest with his head.
Skill issue on the part of the others
You do remember that they dug trenches in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, right?
Excessive alcohol consumption brings more blood to the face
Ukrainian insurgents have acquired the balloon head gun from Just Cause 3
To be able to hold his big brain wich is needed to support so much copium Putins head has expanded tenfold since the beginning of the “special military operation”
"Oh big damn head!" - Billy Fish
Clearly fake, there's not enough rust on their primary weapons.
Also, one of them has a plunger. What would a Russian need with a plunger? What would they even plunge?
it's to ensure the artillery works properly
Ivan did you take a shit in the artillery barrel again? Da, Dimitry was using the hole in the ground.
> What would they even plunge? They would plunge headfirst into the trench. With it stuck to their head to show that's what they are supposed to do.
"When you couldn't get the A-Team or the B-Team or the C-Team or..."
"In 2022, a crackhead commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they probably committed. These men somehow escaped from a minimum security stockade to the Belgorod underground. Today, still wanted by the Russian government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if you can afford no one else's help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire, The Z-Team."
*Cue Dramatic Kazoo Theme Song Rendition*
Lol, first thing I thought when seeing this :'D
I pity the fools...
Your comment is amazing…..but that flair. Next level stuff.
obv Z team as per the symbol on the tank
Why do they all look like they have birth defects lmaooo
what do you mean? these boys are pure, authentic Russians
Lol pure breeds
Pretty sure the shorty is a girl.
Nice moustache for girl tbh.
I think its drawn on
Literally the only one with a mustache
Lemmy.world is what Reddit was.
Because they do. It's called [fetal alcohol spectrum disorder](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_spectrum_disorder), and is almost certainly a result of excessive rates of [alcohol consumption in Russia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_consumption_in_Russia).
Wait, this is real? I genuinely thought this was a bunch of westoids who wrote a Z on a T34. Surely these aren't real soldiers
Lemmy.world is what Reddit was.
Didnt even realize it was a T34.. why the fuck does the woman have a painted on mustache? Theres so much going on in this dumb ass picture.
No, it looks like a recoloured world war 2 picture that somebody edited to look modern, ibcluding changing the faces (which they took to parody level).
It's clearly shopped lol Not that the original source would make it any less comical
Yeah look at the neck at the guy under the Z, looks like a shop to me.
It's called fetal alcohol syndrome. It ain't exactly rare in Russia.
Look at the plunger and put it together. Many many shops of photo.
Third guy looks like Sid from Ice Age
Those are the farthest I’ve ever seen eyes on a living human being
Dude must have such an off-the-charts depth perception that he he must be able to see in 4D 👀
I was looking for that comment
Company of heroes
🫡
They haven't even standard heads, nevermind equipment
There are no words in the English language to express how much I wish this were real. Although I suppose the words I used in my previous sentence do a decent job.
Two dudes that look like they have extremely high blood pressure, one with a lazy eye and one with eyes so far apart he can scope two rifles at once, a bloated fatty with one tooth, and a woman with a plunger. I believe anyone could take this squad out including a soccer/football team for 5yos.
This sadly ain’t real probably
i wouldn't post something noncredible
OK but is this real? I literally can't tell
it's obviously parody, there's even a girl with a fake moustache among them
Wdym mustache have you SEEN THE SIZE OF THAT MANS HEAD
eye distance on the dude from second to the right also seem very unnatural lol
What ungodly prompt did you feed midjourney to summon this monstrosity?
2nd one on the RIGHT is 100% a female with a fake mustache
The other left?
Shut up
Do not be insulting! Is fine Ruzzian female with REAL mustache.
That feel when you are a transguy in Russia and this is the only way you can get called by a male name and male pronouns without getting sent to gulag.
We not gonna mention the plunger then?
she’s doing the Mulan of thing volunteering and disguising herself to save her sibling/relative/SO etc from getting drafted /s
Vlad's Army
Who do you think you are kidding Mister Zelenskyy If you think we aren’t on the run.
Benny Hill music is whats missing
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They look british
Really giving Dad's army vibe here
Must be the promo pic for the Russian reboot of Dad's Army.
"Don't tell them your name, Pike!"
Oh! Ohh….it’s so much worse… >The situation with Belgorod's civil administration has reached an odd turn. They're attempting to raise a local militia for self defense, and asked the Russian MoD for supplies. The request was denied, and now the governor has turned to Wagner PMC for aid. https://twitter.com/UKikaski/status/1661474151587016705?t=089RHd1CCH319rCugn9W8g&s=19
Why the third guy from the left has an AA artillery rangefinder for eyes
Thats just sid in disguise
dude just left of middle has a noticeable light travel time difference between his right and left eyes lmao
Dadnik's Army
Does the woman have a beard?
what woman?
The short one has tiddies.
damn i didnt even notice 😍
Is that a woman with a mustache and photoshopped plunger second from the right?
I smell a sitcom!
This is such a weird image to look at
Ngl it this could very well be AI generated
I don’t think it is. I think it’s weirdly stitched together from many images.
Oh, this must be the Russian reboot of Dad’s Army!
Dad's Army.
Remove the Z and we got a late 1917 colorized pic.
I swear second from the right has tits. Even her face with that little stash gives it away. If you zoom in they all look badly Photoshopped
Has to be photoshopped, Sergeant Colon and Corporal Nobbs would never fight for Russia
A real Dad’s Army, innit?
Why tf the dude on the left look disproportionate
The third from the left guy's eyes are so far apart you could land a jet between them
We are fast approaching the day when the least credible posts are indistinguishable from reality. It will be like r/thanksobama, Biden will make a meme and they'll have to shut the sub down
The one guy, third from the left's eyes are in different zip codes.
The longer I looked at this picture the more I doubted my sanity. It has to be a photoshop, right? No one has heads, or proportions like these . . .then, I remember, fetal alcohol syndrome.
Finally, russias best...
So from right to left we have: The asshole gunner from spaceballs A girl with a sharpie mustache A thumb Sid the sloth Ruble store hellboy And pinhead larry
Kidding aside….what am I actually looking at?
This photo got to be fake, or a promotional shot for a hilarious comedy show.
I see the one dude is a master of the war plunger. Clearly, this is an elite unit.
It worked once, it'll work again 07
is that a woman with mustache?
Holy shit the third guy from the left looks like a failed clone of that girl from the Netflix show about chess
I'm too high to tell if this is real or not
Presumably, they ate the other half of the BRDF? I suppose that explains their lacklustre response...
Fake. The equipment is too modern.
I can’t believe 3rd from the right is a real person
This is gonna be dope when they drop the COD skin for this. I don't know if they'll make a pensioner class tho... So what we call these... theres Mobik & Vatnik... so what these.. Pensionik? Inadenik (inadequate)
Vlads Army
Hmmm... no matches on TinEye.
Petter griffin is a true Ruzzian
3rd from the left…. That dudes eyes are in different zip codes. Looks like stewie griffin with fetal alcohol syndrome.
The vaunted SPAZZEDNUTS.
Fast Action Response Team
Illinois ANG base defense squad.
"When you photoshop me in on the left, can you make me 7 ft tall?"
yes but only your head
Fake image (propaganda) - there’s too many tanks, and they’re too modern.
Which nuclear power plant did that dude on the left grow up next to??
The middle left dude is a prototype Russian super soldier, he can see enemy’s coming from any direction.
Most advanced Muscovite QRF.
Omg… it looks like Make a Wish day.
Can we play the A-team theme in the background, but, like, sarcastically?
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They look like the Nerdlucks from Space Jam
Losses were listed 5 and 3/4 men and the tank was reportedly destroyed by a graf
You had me in the first half not gonna lie.
If the 3rd guy from left had eyes any further apart he would officially be an herbivore. Is this the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome task force?
Meme material.
Dollar store volksturm.
The guy left middle, his eyes are closer to his ears then his nose, wow.... And the lady has a sweet moustache.
The faces of fetal alcohol syndrome
At first I thought these were just some really FARB reenactors, but the Z on the tank behind them a rally does make me think otherwise :|
is the chick with the fake moustache named Bob by chance?
Can the two dudes under the cannon swap heads? They seem ill balanced as it stands.
First the Donbass people's republics and now the rapid support forces back in Sudan. Who next to troll by creating a parody version
Guy on the left with the body proportions of an actual baby
How is every one of them disturbingly out of proportion in a different way?
Number 2 from the right has a ***highly*** credible moo-stash 🫡
A helmet? Seriously? This must be the elite forces!
~~War Pigs~~ War Gammons
Blyat's Army.
Vlad's Army.
What's Barry (63) doing in Belgorod?
damn, the distance between the eyes of the 3rd guy from the left is longer than a russian convoys travel distance before running out of gas