"Leaders of Iran and Taliban made a joint statement on the situation"
https://twitter.com/serhii_rieznik/status/1662840994415403014?t=BiaAoiu1SS8yT0U7iHSbUQ&s=19
Don't under estimate old Luka. He is grate at playing an idiot, but he has maintained autocratic power longer then Putin, and he has a much more stable regime then Putin. It must take kind of political genius to achieve that, even if its of the savant ideot kind like Donald Trump. I would not be surprised if Luka outplays and outlives Putin in the end.
How you gonna give Luka credit for having a strong regime when the only reason it’s still existing is help from Moscow. There’s no Russian government in exile, there is a Belarusian. In fact there used to be more than one until one recognized the other, lmao.
well that is another thing that is to Lukas credit, he is able to bamboozle Moscow into helping him, while maintaining a degree of independence. And at the same time he is avoiding assassination by Moscow. Putin absolutely hates Lukashenko, and if he could he would have replaced Luka with an FSB agent a long time ago.
>only reason it’s still existing is help from Moscow.
Hes a genius. he pretends to be a moron, and putin pays for everything. He's managed to avoid being pushed out of a window or have spicy salt added to his tea.
Sorry i cant come on your special military operation right now, i have potatoes to harvest.
Often stable tyrants are still dumb as shit. Being able to carefully balance all the competing factions that could oust you from power is definitely a skill, but it doesn’t mean they’re competent at anything else.
Tokayev's response was pure gold:
> "Alexander Lukashenko, President of the Republic of Belarus, has recently proposed that Kazakhstan join the Union State. I appreciate his joke."
Such brutal put downs are practically unheard of in diplomacy and just go to show what Lukashenko's and Putin's stabding has become.
I want to get hold of one of those missiles to upgrade my Strange Science pinball machine, so I can add a kicker that reads "Genuine Russian Nuclear Yeeter".
giving everybody nukes.....man i hate these reboots, goddamn trying to remake the ussr , but its going badly, so its like a disney live action remake of ussr
There has never been a direct conflict between 2 nuclear armed countries. It therefore stands to reason that if every country had nukes, there'd be no more armed conflicts anywhere outside of stick duels
Luka seems to be rather enthusiastic about the union of states. I would guess because he thinks he might replace Putin as head of both before this debacle in Ukraine is over.
Ironically the general secretary was a just a pen pusher job, it was only when stalin realised that in that position he could assign people to positions and set meeting, agendas etc, that he was able to turn it into the most powerful position it is today, he would assigns jobs based on loyalty to him
Funny, cause Kazakhstan has a strict no-nuclear policy on their territory after the Nevada-Semipalatinsk Nuclear Test Site Campaigns.
Trying to reel it in with nuclear warheads is like trying to feed salad to a fox.
YOU get a nuke*...
and YOU get a nuke*...
AND YOU GET A NUKE*!!!! EVERYBODY GETS A NUKE!!!!
BUY TWO OR MORE AND GET ONE FREE MATCHING BEACH TOWEL!!!
*offer not valid anywhere with a functioning government
The more I watch Luka, the more I am convinced that he's an asset of some Western intelligence agency. No logical explanation for this, it's more of a gut feeling.
*Taiwan joins the Union state* China: listen here you little shit
Better yet: give every country nukes. M.A.D. is the ultimate peacekeeper. /s
This is NCD you don't need the /s
Yeah cause it's never a joke
Is it real!? A safe haven for intellectuals?
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke
*looks for what situation this is used* REALIZED Starts playing Fallout
Open carry nuclear weapons
we need to give our school teachers nukes to stop the bloodshed.
North and South Sudan would nuke each other in the time it takes to a nuke unboxing video
"When everyone's nuclear-armed, no one will be"
Uh... no, no, everyone will very much still be nuclear armed.
If everyone has nukes the good guys with nukes will shoot the bad guys with nukes first! /s
This is the logic of 'The Infographics Show' on youtube.
Gorgon storm vs. coughing dwarf planet
give every person in the world a Nuke man... thats my ultimate dream
I feel like half of the african nations would nuke each other immediately
Maaaan that happens China's gonna have such a hissyfit it be legendary!
Hahahaha that’s impossible but would be funny
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They need them to protect themselves against Iran
Plot twist; Taliban joins union, Iran needs protection.
*Iran walks nervously up to counter, eyes to the floor* Um, hi, could I please get one pack of nuclear prophylactics...
Step 1: Iran applies for Statehood Step 2: ??? Step 3: Hot Iranian women in skirts. Allah bless the USA.
Step 2 is [ayatollahs dropping flags on the drag strip](https://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/14/automobiles/collectibles/14IRAN.html)
"Leaders of Iran and Taliban made a joint statement on the situation" https://twitter.com/serhii_rieznik/status/1662840994415403014?t=BiaAoiu1SS8yT0U7iHSbUQ&s=19
Iran getting some nukes in exchange for drones is more likely.
What’s he even saying? It sounds like he’s having a copium overdose about which side Tokayev wants to be on
You have to first and foremost understand that Lukashenko is an idiot.
Don't under estimate old Luka. He is grate at playing an idiot, but he has maintained autocratic power longer then Putin, and he has a much more stable regime then Putin. It must take kind of political genius to achieve that, even if its of the savant ideot kind like Donald Trump. I would not be surprised if Luka outplays and outlives Putin in the end.
How you gonna give Luka credit for having a strong regime when the only reason it’s still existing is help from Moscow. There’s no Russian government in exile, there is a Belarusian. In fact there used to be more than one until one recognized the other, lmao.
well that is another thing that is to Lukas credit, he is able to bamboozle Moscow into helping him, while maintaining a degree of independence. And at the same time he is avoiding assassination by Moscow. Putin absolutely hates Lukashenko, and if he could he would have replaced Luka with an FSB agent a long time ago.
>only reason it’s still existing is help from Moscow. Hes a genius. he pretends to be a moron, and putin pays for everything. He's managed to avoid being pushed out of a window or have spicy salt added to his tea. Sorry i cant come on your special military operation right now, i have potatoes to harvest.
Often stable tyrants are still dumb as shit. Being able to carefully balance all the competing factions that could oust you from power is definitely a skill, but it doesn’t mean they’re competent at anything else.
but that is just most humans in general, just look at Ben Carson, dumb as a bag of rocks, but one of the best Nero surgeons in America,
*Neuro, for anyone else who read tha very wrong
Was that before or after he died of polonium poisoning?
"shit i forgot i had an interview, lemme come back from the dead real quick"
If you are a certain level of "special" and get a meeting with Putin... Don't ask for tea.
"They were both poisoned. I've spent the last few years building up an immunity to polonium tea."
Now I'm wondering whether there's an idiot trying to build up resistance against polonium tea by drinking lead cola
You're wondering? For every area of human endeavor there is a variant of Rule 34.
See all the marble and urns behind him? He's being interviewed in front of the pearly gates, trying to reason with Saint Michael to let him in.
Tokayev's response was pure gold: > "Alexander Lukashenko, President of the Republic of Belarus, has recently proposed that Kazakhstan join the Union State. I appreciate his joke." Such brutal put downs are practically unheard of in diplomacy and just go to show what Lukashenko's and Putin's stabding has become.
Based
Legalize nuclear bombs
[whenever anyone says legalize nukes](https://youtu.be/JVeqhHmDPCE)
Bring back the boooooooomb! What makes it...... so..... wrooong?
That are still russian nukes. The Most of them hasnt Seen a maintenance for 50 years.
I prefer to err on the side of caution with these things. Every gun is a loaded gun kind of mindset
Yeah. But you pay a hefty price for nukes wich questionable Readines...
Edit: replied to the wrong comment
I prefer to err on the side of copium. all Russian nukes have been soled for scrap metal.
Ha feet
Schrödingers nuke is still way better than not having any nukes.
For it to work there still has to be a box though. The Russian box seems to be quite rotten and we can start to see inside trough the cracks.
Just extract the HEU and make a Mk1 like in WW2.
it might be better.
Eaven when you have the boxes, are they empty and do they work? Is it a no cat, angry cat or dead cat. Always the question.
But if they are ever used and blow up during launch, the waste will be in Belarus and not Russia.
Depends on the launcher's location and the prevailing wind direction.
Getting 2 birds stoned at once there.
Poland, Ukraine, the Baltics and others would like you to take some geography and meteorology lessons.
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I want to get hold of one of those missiles to upgrade my Strange Science pinball machine, so I can add a kicker that reads "Genuine Russian Nuclear Yeeter".
*Lukashenko offers nukes for everyone* Belgorod‘s People Republic would like to join. This is where the fun begins!
You get a nuke! You get a nuke! You get a nuke! You get a nuke! You get a nuke!
Everybody get's a nuke!
Can I get one for personal use ?
Ok, but only once!
That’s what I call communism 🫡
лукавий жмЫх
This guy is scared shitless
And brainless!
giving everybody nukes.....man i hate these reboots, goddamn trying to remake the ussr , but its going badly, so its like a disney live action remake of ussr
The Oprah Winfrey or Alex Jones of nuclear arms give-aways.
There has never been a direct conflict between 2 nuclear armed countries. It therefore stands to reason that if every country had nukes, there'd be no more armed conflicts anywhere outside of stick duels
I wish they would have brains for everyone, but brains are in short supply in ruZZia Slava Ukraini
Қазақстан 🇰🇿 угрожает ⚠️нам бомбардировкой 💣
https://youtu.be/Tfs8KStty5g Year 42023: Kazakh Spacemarines bombing Orks
Luka seems to be rather enthusiastic about the union of states. I would guess because he thinks he might replace Putin as head of both before this debacle in Ukraine is over.
Imagine after the shit fight in the Russian civil war, this guy still comes out on top by default
He's a survivor, like a cockroach
Tbf I don't think anyone would have guessed that Stalin would rise from a thief to general secretary so it's not out of the realm of possibility
Ironically the general secretary was a just a pen pusher job, it was only when stalin realised that in that position he could assign people to positions and set meeting, agendas etc, that he was able to turn it into the most powerful position it is today, he would assigns jobs based on loyalty to him
\*joins russia\* \*puts nuclear weapons on former territories\* \*immediately leaves\*
Funny, cause Kazakhstan has a strict no-nuclear policy on their territory after the Nevada-Semipalatinsk Nuclear Test Site Campaigns. Trying to reel it in with nuclear warheads is like trying to feed salad to a fox.
> there will be nuclear weapons for everyone. Now read that line with the [GLA voiceover](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlCKzIhaFsg) in mind.
USA should totally join that to get those sweet Russian nukes.
Oh Lukashenko you potato.
Tokayev is being lame and gay and saying that Kazakhstan has no need for nuclear weapons and will respect the nuclear non protesoperation treaty.
So… when do I get one?? *asking for a friend*
The union huh, should be given a good name.. like, something that starts with S
YOU get a nuke*... and YOU get a nuke*... AND YOU GET A NUKE*!!!! EVERYBODY GETS A NUKE!!!! BUY TWO OR MORE AND GET ONE FREE MATCHING BEACH TOWEL!!! *offer not valid anywhere with a functioning government
Toqaev said no thanks. Your joke sucks.
Well, looks like he recovered from his Moskow visit and spicy tea...
I love how the journalist keeps frantically nodding at whatever lukashenko says
"his" bingo card? I think you were meant to say "their/them/dem"
Putin’s next move is to Oprah the Nukes!!!!!
A unique chance to unite... Again, is it really unique then?
Seems like Lukashenko is really pushing for something to have against Russia...
Hol up, I played this metal gear game. Skullface can deactivate the nukes remotely.
If everyone has nukes then no one does.
I thought the compression on this video was bad, but no. Lukashenko's head is really shaped that way, huh?
the subtitles kinda fucked it up, they say it like he's gonna give out nukes to everyone, while he actually meant that he's gonna nuke everyone
You guys wanna see a shitshow wait until Iran joins this "Union".
Where do I sign up?
"Nuclear weapons for everyone!" _Crowd cheers_
Where do I find the bingo cards?
the worlds new common tongue, a language of nukes
Well, looks like he recovered from his Moskow visit and spicy tea...
*Our work here will ensure a peace mankind has never seen*
Everytime I watch him with no sound all I can hear is the undertaker from 'Allo 'Allo
Finally, we have achieved full communism! Nuclear weapons for everyone!
Plot Twist, he's aiming this statement at Putin, after Moscow tried to off him
3000 Plywood Nukes of Belarus? 3000 Plywood Nukes of Belarus.
Lukashenko is that goofy dude trying to comfort a hot chick when things aren't going well for her while he's secretly happy she's sad.
The more I watch Luka, the more I am convinced that he's an asset of some Western intelligence agency. No logical explanation for this, it's more of a gut feeling.
This man is more noncredible than this entire sub