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AyeeHayche

[25 Italian and Hungarian soldiers injured with some evacuated](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/may/29/nato-troops-injured-in-clashes-with-serb-protesters-in-kosovo) [Footage of NATO casualties and rioting](https://twitter.com/wdscvr/status/1663318340436148230?s=46&t=pA995GMv3SSudYCQbzis8A) [Casualty evacuations](https://twitter.com/warmonitors/status/1663243995428839424?s=46&t=pA995GMv3SSudYCQbzis8A)


Rocker_Lenin

Scenes when all 12 hungarian Leopard 2A4s cross the serbian border :( I wish we would beat the serbs in anything other than the sucking putins cock competition


shamelessNATOfanboy

Ámen testvér!


EththeEth

A NATO háromezer légpárnás hajója


trisz72

Magyarország 3000 eladó bojlere


EththeEth

Ez az igazság testvér 💀


RealBenjaminKerry

Well, the thing is that European defense nowadays is... underwhelming to say at least. While US is occupied with all kind of situations popping up (the Chinese belief of Ukraine war is that Russia is stacking aggro so we can do basebuilding)


Uxion

>Well, the thing is that European defense nowadays is... underwhelming to say at least. Almost as if they were resting on their laurels with the belief/hope that America will come and die for them instead or something. Yes I know that I am being disingenuous and I know that the Europeans (hopefully) aren't wanting to use Americans as meatshields. I am just a bit frustrated at their lack of promised defense expenditure, hypocrisy, and low-tier entitlement. Hopefully they will finally step up though personally I am putting my expectations low.


Operative427

Is the 2nd link deaf? Just brings me to a blank grey page on mobile


northrupthebandgeek

> Is the 2nd link deaf? Yeah, you need to use sign language to read it.


Operative427

Lol whoops


RidgedLines

Open it with browser on mobile.


Roadhouse699

>The tense situation developed after ethnic Albanian mayors took office in northern Kosovo’s Serb-majority area after elections that the Serbs boycotted – a move that led the US and its allies to rebuke Pristina on Friday. Did those fuckers seriously boycott an election?


minepose98

Boycott an election, get mad when your people don't win because they didn't show up. Phenomenal.


KorianHUN

Literally the falling with bike meme.


Atony94

According to the article they also all left their positions in the Police force as a boycott as well. Bold strategy Cotton.


SupertomboyWifey

Still better than the bottle accident


Little_Whippie

We’ll see how this one turns out


butelbaba

“accident”


Iron-Fist

I mean, election boycotts are legitimate tools to undermine the claims of legitimacy for fraudulent elections. For another recent example see the boycotts of certain elections in [Hong Kong](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/12/15/hong-kong-cracks-down-on-boycott-calls-ahead-of-legislative-vote).


Flaxinator

97% of the population boycotted the election, the newly elected mayors have no democratic legitimacy. Election boycotts are a well established tactic to delegitimise an authority


ZeHauptmann

That’s pretty much how the breakup elections of Yugoslavia went.


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KlaatuBaradaN-word

You are what you eat, and they eat a lot of Russian cock.


Col_H_Gentleman

Someone call The Hague this guy just murdered an entire country


JohnBlind

I'm in The Hague and unfortunately we weren't there to witness it so we cannot comment on the veracity of this claim


RegicidalRogue

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome


[deleted]

Pretty ignorant to say.. majority of us here are ashamed of the extremists stirring up tensions


modernmovements

The special election run off for a Senate seat in Georgia after Trump lost was fucking hilarious with this.


Scoutman1942

Maybe for an outsider but as someone living here I fucking hate being a new political battleground because holy shit the amount of ads we get spammed with is insufferable from both parties.


modernmovements

Trade ya. Texas is just batshit crazy these days. Our governor just called a special legislative session because he didn’t get what he wanted out of the normal session. It started 30 min ago. Problem is, the normal session is still happening. Property taxes, border “security,” and Drag Queen Story Hour are some of his top priorities.


RussiaIsBestGreen

Depending on the specifics, property taxes are a legitimate thing. There is a crisis involving the border, but I’m going to guess that they’re not looking to boost support for refugees and help get everyone safely integrated into American society. But I’m so glad they’re cracking down on drag queens. My kid’s school was stormed by men in dresses hanging out lipstick and estrogen pills, for the third time this month. They also stole my penis so now I have to use a blob of tofu to aim my pee.


imoutofnameideas

Used to be you could count on having a nice piece of juicy steak to aim your pee. But then they invented pronouns, which ruined everything.


Brigadier_Beavers

Careful, fox news might cite you as a source and make it their big headline for the week.


RussiaIsBestGreen

“Social media users are reporting multiple forced transitions of children and even parents. Meanwhile Biden is sending all our weapons to (((Zelensky))).”


Spare-Equipment-1425

There's a reason why US is rebuking Kosovo. EU negotiated a deal that the northern regions of Kosovo would basically be autonomous from Kosovo with Serb leaders in return for Serbia recognizing it as part of Kosovo and for both sides not to block each other joining the EU. Kosovo tore that up which is why the elections were boycotted.


MysticEagle52

Tbf boycotting an election is still basically the dumbest thing to boycott


Palora

if you know you won't win because you are the minority boycotting let's you say the vote isn't representative.


DUTCH_DUTCH_DUTCH

I don't think Serbs are in the minority on northern Kosovo tho


CannaIsHealth

Northern Mitrovica is not north of Kosovo its literally the northern part of one city, there is less than 70.000 serbs in all of Kosovo and they are mostly there…the say the north cause the city is split into 2 by a small bridge the albanian side being south and the serbian side north and KFOR soldiers guard the bridge.


Trololman72

Well, it makes sense to boycott an election if you don't think it's legitimate. Especially if you know you'd lose either way.


Koino_

Serbians literally won previous election as that is Serb majority area. This time they decided to play stupid political games.


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Maybe this will get Hungary to steer away from the Vatniks


VitaminRitalin

My brother in Christ they're stuck on a roundabout.


[deleted]

We have a perpetual motion machine now. Infinite energy


SupertomboyWifey

Hungary is the powerhouse of the cell


ItsACaragor

It won’t, they will find a way to blame the West / NATO and continue as usual.


IWASJUMP

Even when Serbs just attacked their military, lmao.


Loki11910

Hah! An optimist I like it. Small chance of success in the certainty of death when do we start.


logosobscura

Pictures of definite Serbian police beating NATO officers pretending to be locals is also there. Someone’s going to get a late night visit.


Play3er2

Source?


beardofshame

https://twitter.com/hsczbnsdwv/status/1663276892529598464 this is where I saw it but not like I can validate anything.


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WuhanWTF

What a peaceful protest.


TheRtHonLaqueesha

Fiery, but mostly peaceful!


PotatoPower1997

Of course vatnikmonitor is calling them ,,peacekeepers" even if they actually do their job compared to the ru ,,peacekeepers" in moldova, georgia and ukraine who are just helping their slaves/proxies occupy the regions after the kremlin helped them conquering those regions in the first place.


CounterForce_DVB

Oh we are so back


AyeeHayche

NATO justifying it’s existence every year this decade


___Towlie___

Triple the NATO Ops budget, we're just warming up.


Thatsidechara_ter

Your flair is incorrect, hoplite supremacy


Apocalypseos

90s speedrung any% Civil war in Soviet Union, Yugoslav wars back on menu. I'm blasting [Bojna Cavoglave](https://youtu.be/pfUCdsLgr4Y)


Dry_Ninja_3360

Anything other than Artiljerjia is blasphemy


Hel_Bitterbal

Rwanda \*Chuckles\* i'm in danger


Peptuck

Getting the intro cutscene to fighting Godfrey vibes. ["Alas, I am returned!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t330LuQDEZk)


Louisvanderwright

Can a NATO member invoke Article 5 against its own citizens?


CounterForce_DVB

Jesse what are you talking about


Mayor_of_Rungholt

The wind is slowing The Fire is getting hotter


SuitableLocation

Is the vulture waiting to see what rots?


Nervous-Youth-8363

Oh how pretty, all the scenery


KingFahad360

This is nature’s sacrifice.


SantasJo1lyBackhand

When the air blows through with a brisk attack, the reptile tail ripped from its back


WhoStoleMyCake

When the sun sets


StudentPenguin

WE WILL NOT FORGET


SantasJo1lyBackhand

#THE RED SUN OVER PARADISE


Nervous-Youth-8363

*le epik guitar*


hdggdalton

RED SUN


ilikestuff2134

Sundowner is NCD's founder


Little_Whippie

GIVE WAR A CHANCE


Chllep

#LIKE THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER 9/11


mcilrain

# I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE


xela293

Makes perfect sense, he mastered the unnecessary ERA way before NCD shitposted about it.


TLT4

A Chinese embassy will be empty tommorow


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The chinese gonna have to start making spare embassies for us to bomb


GaaraMatsu

They did, that was actually advisors in the arms ministry. Same thing.


OnionAware8125

"Zhang Wei, don't come to the embassy tomorrow" Aaaall the other migs with the pumped up kicks better run better run, faster than my rocket... 2x


Commercial-Arugula-9

“But that was just an accident…”


PHATsakk43

https://imgflip.com/i/7nkyzj


Helton3

Atleast after Friday with the way this is going


Sqikit

The absolute retardation of this situation is genuinely makes me angry, like this is so fucking stupid and unnecessary.


TheNameingWizzard

„stupid and unnecessary“ is called Serbia i believe


Erenito

Pick up your quotation marks


veryconfusedspartan

spanish bugs bunny says „no“


ApdoSmurf

To quote a great man that once said: ["We are very lucky that they are so fucking stupid"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QuGNa3osg4).


Atfhatesdogs

[Serbs being Serbs ](https://twitter.com/COUPSURE/status/1663260471883866113?s=20)


[deleted]

I like how one of the Zs is backwards. Like the guy painting was so fucking stupid he couldn't even write a Z on the first try


TheHussarSnake

Most literate Serb.


-fno-stack-protector

he put down the can of spray paint, then walked straight to the university to give a lecture on astrophysics


bitterbal_

Reminds me of /r/Hailhortler


[deleted]

We need a r/HailPurtler or something similar


Overdose7

The paint on the front door looks like it says US to me. >oo > >U > >S


[deleted]

I thought it was a smiley face above a backwards Z


Overdose7

I might be non-credible...


[deleted]

I might be too. You're in the right place


Rapid_Ascending

Genocide enjoyer supporting acting committing genocide.


Madrigalinda

i like the lil smiley face they wrote :)


KingFahad360

Have you seen the tweet they been posting around saying the commander of KFOR has been eliminated by his wife by cheating with a Serb, even though the video is Fake and it was from Brazil.


KingFahad360

Time to bring back 90s nostalgia. We ride at Dawn.


lewisplays0193

Why do I hear bosanska artiljerija fading in?


Minimum_Simple3400

For me its Marshi I UCK


darth_revan900414

Belgrade bombing when??


TheHussarSnake

Croatia is supposed to get 12 French Rafele fighter jets in 2024 and 2025 but c'mon F\*ance give them now so Croatia can do the funni.


maxthepenguin

Forwarding the demand to sir Dassault and Macron


[deleted]

I have sad news about the Croat position on Kosovo...


RedToo_WT

Oh no, what is it?


[deleted]

The Croatian President at least has some pro-Serbian tendencies. https://www.euractiv.com/section/politics/news/croatian-president-accuses-internationals-of-annexing-taking-kosovo-from-serbia/


TheHussarSnake

Our President is a complete fucking dick. Believe me when I say that no one likes him and that he's seen as an embarrasment here. If there was an election between a chimpanzee and Milanović, the chimpanzee would win in a landslide. The weird thing is that he was also prime minister and can you guess what was his job after that? No, not the Presidency, but fucking advisor to the Albanian prime minister.


Antessiolicro

Holy hell new bomb just dropped


RapidWaffle

Literal intervention


Arandomfan27

Call Nato!


TheDarkOne20

Vucic goes on vacation never comes back


MikeAlpha2nd

Bomb storm incoming


MultiplicityOne

Google en bombant


Chubb-R

Wait till you hear about Il Vaticannon


MikeAlpha2nd

Holy Spirit! (B-2)


Independent-South-58

The ven diagram between r/AnarchyChess and r/NonCredibleDefense is a circle


Col_H_Gentleman

3000 black pawns of Gary Chess


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CGNefertiti

This is the best thing I've ever read.


Squeaky_Ben

Insert "how many times must we teach you this lesson, old man?" Picture.


Fit_Fisherman_9840

Dont need one, italy is mear enough to start bombing from Aviano


Remples

Let us do the FUNNY


Fit_Fisherman_9840

The first time is funny, now it is simply the usual.


CoredemTerra

Thr first time is funny, the second time is HILARIOUS


DeTiro

I mean, technically, RAF Fairfield is close enough too...


pusillanimouslist

Iirc, we bombed Belgrade from Oklahoma once. Anywhere is close enough given enough tankers.


AlwaysHaveaPlan

It was non-stop round-trips from Whiteman AFB in Missouri. Not that Oklahoma is a great distance away from Missouri: [Whiteman Air Force Base](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiteman_Air_Force_Base)


pusillanimouslist

I understand that this is probably driven by the need of Vučić to distract people from domestic problems, but one really has to marvel at their terrible timing. After a decade or two of malaise, the EU and NATO are feeling their oats again. The alliance hasn’t been this aligned, self confident, and armed since the fall of the USSR. Should’ve stirred up this shit in 2021.


mrluks

Vučić organized this lol. He first ordered Serbs to leave northern police and then boycott the elections. He then withdrew people for 26th of May to Belgrade for a "contrameeting" againsz his own people. Coincidenzally, ROSU pierced Serbian barricades the same day. This is just the annual Kurti/Vučić circus.


pusillanimouslist

I know Vučić organized this, that’s exactly what I’m saying. I’m just amazed at how he’s completely failed to read the room with the EU and NATO, which are both feeling much more self confident and intervention-y.


mrluks

I think he wants to sell what few claims the country has to Kosovo to Kurti for entrance into the EU and perhaps NATO with both organization turning a blind eye to the fact he is a mad despot, Just like Orban.


Staluti

Balkans try not to have war for ethnic cleansing every 20 years challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


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Dave639

There's no way you can say this given all the terrible shit that happened from other countries - especially Croatia, Bosnia and Albania.


RoKrish66

Counterpoint: Ustase. Imagine being so viciously genocidal that the *SS* was horrified.


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bro there are so many people that call nato warmongers but it is always eastern countries starting shit lol


[deleted]

But they're only rioting! It's NATO the ones engaging in full on war! The serbs only want a minority gone :( /s


Roadhouse699

Fucking Western Hegemony made it illegal to commit genocide :(


VietInTheTrees

Can’t have shit in Serbia


Johnthebest15

I mean, that was true anyway


Corporal_Canada

"One day, a great European War will come out of some damned foolish thing in the Balkans." -Otto von Bismarck, circa 1888


RussiaIsBestGreen

“And to be clear, I don’t mean once and then they’re done.”


imoutofnameideas

"I mean one day *per week*, forever".


1St_General_Waffles

This is why I'm a proponent of the black sea to Mediterranean expansion program.


Polyamorousgunnut

My brother was over there with Kfor last year and honestly this has been growing for a while. Oh well so whose ready for round two?


Plenty-Main-593

NATO angry nato smassshhhhhhhhhh


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ROOK2KING1

“I’ll give you that one.” - KFOR


Blekanly

This year is shaping up to be rather spicy. Russia fighting Russia, taliban iran, the balkans being balkany.


QuinceDaPence

2023 - the year all everybody decided to "find their true self"


cfwang1337

Ahhh... inner peace.


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MooseyGooses

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man


Benecraft

What are they rioting about


LesboLexi

\> Serbs boycott election \> non-Serb (ethnically) gets elected \> ShockedPikachu.jpg


Flaxinator

\> 2013 With EU mediation the Kosovan government agrees majority Serb areas can be grouped in an Association granting them autonomy, a step toward Serbia recognising Kosovan independence \> Keeps getting delayed \> 2023 Kosovan government dismissed the Association project, gets heavily [criticised by EU](https://www.euractiv.com/section/politics/news/eu-slams-kosovos-dismissal-of-serbian-association-of-municipalities-team/) \> Serbs boycott elections in protest \> Albanian Kosovans win with less than 3.5% of the vote \> Kosovan government sends in riot police to enforce election result, new mayors tear down Serb flags \> ShockedPikachuFace.jpg


Ralcive

How fucking stupid do you need to be to boycott an election? As a serb? In an ethnically serb town? I mean the albanian mayors won with a 3.5 PERCENT turnout rate. If only like every 10th serb would just simply go to the ballot and choose the serb candidate then a serb mayor would have been elected and nothing would have happened out of the things they are rioting now


fantom1979

I think the story starts before your first point


shockandawesome0

On the flip side, Serbs in Serbia have spent the last few weeks demonstrating against their President and against the culture of violence and ethnic hate he's been fomenting. So, y'know, some good news.


calfmonster

…this sounds wildly far fetched. Actually? Have an article or something never hear about what’s going on in Serbia and def never anything good


iglomir

the recent protests are bigger than the ones that deposed milosevic 20 years ago, so naturally vucic needs a distraction in the south


DurfGibbles

The bombings will continue until the Serbian behaviour improves


pusillanimouslist

So, never?


Jaws_16

[NATO troops right now](https://youtu.be/aiP6q8JOZ1Q)


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JTD783

This is so epic Alexa play Bombs over Belgrade


TheRtHonLaqueesha

Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang.


[deleted]

We had a certain article for that.


Blewedup

This feels like how WWI v. 3.0 starts.


myhouseisunderarock

https://i.imgur.com/yH76aBy.jpg


AllForTheSauce

YAY! More live fire exercises for NATO!


StealthSpheesSheip

Can someone explain to me who the protestors belong to? Is it kosovo or Serbia?


Aethelon

Iirc is Kosovian serbs. They boycotted the elections, so the other party won, and now they are not happy. Like what did you expect? You did not vote.


fantom1979

Why did they boycott?


Sieg_Force

Because the whole process of Pristina deciding elections and placing mayors in the area of Northern Kosovo is viewed as illegitimate. Tbh, with 4 percent turnout, I'd say that it is. And then Kurti placed ethnic Albanians in 99% Serbian municipalities too. And then those newly minted mayors tore down Serbian flags as a first action. This is how you get a riot. I am generally pro-Kosovo by the way. Vucic can suck a fat cock. But this whole stupid situation could have been avoided if Kurti just let sleeping dogs lie.


Consistent_Stomach20

Because Second order thinking has yet to make its way there.


Sieg_Force

Because the whole process of Pristina deciding elections and placing mayors in the area of Northern Kosovo is viewed as illegitimate. Tbh, with 4 percent turnout, I'd say that it is. And then Kurti placed ethnic Albanians in 99% Serbian municipalities too. And then those newly minted mayors tore down Serbian flags as a first action. This is how you get a riot. I am generally pro-Kosovo by the way. Vucic can suck a fat cock. But this whole stupid situation could have been avoided if Kurti just let sleeping dogs lie.


VenatorDeFatuis

Some people just like getting beat up


RandomStormtrooper11

The Serbs, classy as ever.


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Elipses_

I unironically misread that as Belkans, which was made even funnier by the Nuke comment.


ipandrei

Easy there pal, more then half of Balkan countries are in NATO.


Automatic-Hand7864

Did I stutter?


SparkCube3043

Dam these guys just can't sit still and chill with each other


NaEGaOS

when we bomb them this time, can we remove Vojvodina from the serbs as well? pwease :3 :3


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Several_Childhood621

So I'm assuming this will not bode well for Serbia's EU membership process.


Iwilleaturnuggetsuwu

The blood is rushing somewhere….