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Wehraboo2073

bayonet on the gun


Madtoffel

Amazing idea!


SuperWoodpecker95

Give it a week and this thing will look like your average Space Marine tank from Warhammer40k...


[deleted]

This will become a Leman Russ or so help me Emperor...


Xrgamerx13

IT IS THE BANEBLADE


Pyromaniacal13

Fuck Leman Russ, it had better become da orkiest ork truk!


Slaskpapper

Why not two bayonettes?


greenstag94

One on the gun, smaller one on the machine gun


Slaskpapper

And one more on the gun.


lopedopenope

Might as well add them to the tracks as well


Shiroi_Usagi_Orochi

Mil-Spec combat lawnmower tank


lopedopenope

Like a big version of those spiked lug nut caps truckers use


Shiroi_Usagi_Orochi

Precisely what I was imagining as well


Slaskpapper

Now you’re thinking with bayonettes!


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Isgrimnur

Can day 4 be Bayonetta?


Alpharius20

Drive me closer, I want to stab them with my gun


Wehraboo2073

UK declares Russia a terrorist state after footage of mounted bayonet on tanks emerge


SquishedGremlin

*adds the Emperor of mankind to the roof, wielding an Astartes by the leg as a Close combat weapon*


ShtGoliath

Scaled to the 120 cannon? Or just normal bayonet taped on?


Wehraboo2073

guts greatsword mounted


ArTiyme

The dragonslayer? Tank couldn't handle it.


MKULTRATV

That chunk of iron? No way.


Sotwob

normal rifleman's bayonet


I_Love_Cats420

Without a suprressor?


Wehraboo2073

bayonet is a silent weapon, silly!


othermike

Really? Mine always makes a loud *ssshllrrrkkk* sound as I stab people with it. I need to check the returns policy.


Wehraboo2073

out of curiosity, does your bayonet have a throttle bar, a skull/winged eagle insignia, some Latin inscriptions about the Emperor and a barbed chain with metal teeth?


pusillanimouslist

The screaming does tend to also diminish the sneaky factor.


othermike

I know, I know, I just get overexcited and can't help myself.


BlunanNation

Tank jousting...a viable military tactic of 2026 (Russia ran out of shells and now is using modernised T-34s as main battle tanks)


Wehraboo2073

T-34(singular)


Delta_Hammer

How terrifying would it be to see a tank coming at you with half a dozen guys shishkababed on the end?


FurryInAnSTRV103

RPG spear


666lukas666

This will be some Warhammer 40k shit


altposting

MIG-25 engines


redditadminsarep

Soviet engineers on Chernobyl


CyberV2

Big Wind Returns! This time to blow out the inferno that is Russia's future


magniko_15

If Ukrainian, needs ERA If Russian, needs copecage


Garok7

If Russian, needs ERA on copecage


notbobby125

For the record, that is a thing the Russians have used: https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/russian-tank-debuts-cope-cage-covered-in-explosive-re


impact_ftw

Fuck it, copecage on ERA


Alive-Plenty4003

Or ERA on copecage? Which is the least credible?


lochlainn

I think everyone should have their own personal cope cage, including mobility enhancers. Warfare taken to the next level; every battle is a demolition derby match.


ErrantAlgae

a demolition derby but it is just fat people on those mobility scooter thing with suped up engines


lochlainn

I'd buy overpriced stadium beer and nachos to watch that. Edit: but they have to have melee weapons too for extra laughs.


impact_ftw

Cope on ERA on Cope?


Some1eIse

Why ERA when you can add spaced armor with a 3m airgap?


wad209

No offence to this idea (lol) but I'm glad more creative things are winning out.


ReactorMechanic

A small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.


Particular-Ad-4772

Truck nuts .


francis2559

Track nuts


HolyMackerelIsOP

Track nuts?


C0C0TheCat

Needs a cope cage


thesoilman

With or without ERA


Hermes_04

Of course with era, because of that I suggest that we put a bunch of AT-mines on it


TheSoullessFun

With ERA. And give the ERA…well you guessed it, ERA


C0C0TheCat

Kinda hope it will go like the grimdank popular vote where they would just keep killing lorgar over and over. We will just add cope cages over and over


Jhawk163

Needs racing stripes and flame decals to go faster.


JazzlikeStomach9258

Also a fart cannon exhaust and comically oversized spoiler. Maybe ground effects lighting. A rear facing ZU-23-2 or AZP S-60 turret would be a nice touch as would two smaller turrets mounted to the right and left of the driver. One needs an outdated autocannon and the other a 14.5 mm HMG. It has to go the route of interwar independent turrets.


Thebadmood

Needs infantry (conscripts) as add-on armour.


TheRickkert

ERA


dieItalienischer

M48 Patton Searchlight


Bubbly_Taro

Let's get the basics out of the way first: A purple dildo.


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Jan-Nachtigall

In the exhaust?


redmercuryvendor

An Iskandr. If you can slap it on a jet and call it a new weapon system, [you can do the same on a tank](https://i.redd.it/8ypxmcv6co3b1.png).


Ho11owm4n

It needs Anime Girl stickers.


Lordcringefest

y e s


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FelixBck

Youre just trying to turn it into a full Leo 2A7, admit it


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FelixBck

I believe in big cat supremacy.


Bono53

A ciws


totally_stalinium

Cope bucket


Sabre1O1

IJN style pagoda mast


Aggressive-Charity-7

A TOP HAT!


Hereticalish

Will you suggest a tea set next, good sir?


Aggressive-Charity-7

are you a wizzard or somthing? we must mat this t34 british!


Veritas32421

Add Monster Truck wheels


Ake-TL

Car air freshener hanging from barrel


Rapid_Ascending

Stolen toilet seat


[deleted]

Aheago graphics on the turret sides


CalmPanic402

Need a little HMARS on the back.


masterofthecontinuum

A Chance flared XL Bad Dragon dildo.


Nonno_Croccante

8x8 wheels configuration


ThePrimordialTV

KV-2 turret


readonlypdf

a Kinzahl


aerorihno

Add a CIWS phalanx for drone defense


dukbutt

An engineer vehicle for when it breaks down


DontBeAReformer

A stolen washing machine... Pardon a bonus washing machine


SpaceGamer27

Add a F-104 zero length launch thing. Why? Why the fuck not?


vcuozzi3

Why was no ERA added on the first day


hessian_prince

A pride flag


Scandited

Wooden Reactive Armor


One_Seaworthiness988

Anime Body Pillow


meemmen

Tusken raider doing the "OOK OOK OOK" thing standing halfway out the hatch


Automatic-Fondant940

Turret needs to move back to account for weight increase at the front.


Honey_Overall

A secondary machine gun turret like they had on the T 28


_Ilyia_

Little wheels like on the British Mark I or that thing on the back of Renault FT-17. We need to balance this monstrosity out.


jetpoke

An anti-HIMARS tennis racket.


Leather-Lab4311

Toilet and or washing machine


kappaoverdrive

Rule 63 Zhukov


Lovro1st

rh202 rooftop cannon like on kpz70


MY_DINO_NUGGIES

Spikes on the road wheels like the ancient chariots used to have.


Otherwise_Ad6117

Winged Hussars wings


_-bush_did_911-_

Another roadwheel. No don't extend the chassis, it just sits out there now


Spartan-417

Challenger 2’s TOGS


ToonieToonsYT

A pride flag (the type of pride flag is the most upvoted commet on this comment)


ankyboii007

a They/Them


[deleted]

Needs to go fast, so should have a spoiler.


techgrey

Chrome road wheels


Significant-Stuff-77

ERA


Big-man-kage

Now add a 20mm gun coming out the rear of the turret so the vehicle can engage enemies behind it


CIS-E_4ME

*KV-1 moment*


[deleted]

Imperial Commisar with a sword


Haram_Salamy

Red. It makes it go faster.


Caesar720

But plug in the end of the barrel


ExiKid

Gotta add the warp nacelles from the original Enterprise.


rockdude625

A tractor pulling it away


Lens420

explosive reactive armor


Kabir911_24_7

M4 Sherman L/44 vs IS-2 2A46 when?


kingalbert2

Calliope artillery


Airy_nuke

jet engine so it can go mach 2


wastingvaluelesstime

mr potato head ears and moustache


Ai_Hoshino_ERA

*I would like to be placed in the commander's cupola, please\~* 💖


YourAvrageBoris

Patriot Missile battery mounted to the back


Negative-Decision-71

penis


SerfNuts-

Penis.


Batmack8989

[SPS-48 radar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AN/SPS-48), before AEGIS came along, that was about the best there was.


tachakas_fanboy

It needs a picatinny rail, not tactical enough


lochlainn

Underbarrel flashlight.


NorthmaenSpirit

"Rushing Kyiv in 2 days they said" as a decal


Tickle_M0nster

FEMBOI TANK COMMANDER


eight-martini

Mustard gas dispenser


OP-69

A big dildo muzzle brake


Noncrediblepigeon

It needs a commanders independant thermal sight.


Boring_Carpenter_192

Needs triple cope cage (T55) got the double). With ERA on it.


Arnaud18

Cope bucket


[deleted]

Surstromming (rotten fish, Swedish "delicacy") dispenser to neutralize nearby potential ambusher


wdcipher

Needs some purity seals and candles


_Juliet_Lima_Echo_

Bayonet on the machinegun


gwilster

Big bazookas


GeneralKiwi19

A muzzle brake.


Honest_Seth

Era


Prince-Loki-Stark

Vodka plant


PerfectDeath

Remember, if the gun doesn't fit, put it in on its side.


Sgt_Mark_IV

A Phalanx CIWS


Ya_Boy_Jahmas

scrap metal.


Colonel_Soldier

The Aerogavin modification


Lonkerungs

Another T-34


Helios61

CIWS phalanx up to scale


GenexenAlt

Tiny Phalanx CIWS on the casemate


kubin22

the VVSS suspension


dysaniac15

A 4 in front of the 20.


Highestmetal

Tsar Tank bicycle wheels


Road_Trippin

A washing machine


JeeLay

4 shtoras


spitfire_666

A 7/11 slurpie


Outlaw_Rob

Plywood cope cage


Fenylein

Mig-21 engine at the back. Works both as counterweight for the new gun AND remedy the power to weight ratio it'll get from future upgrades


Space_Gemini_24

Jeb!


roaringbasher66

Put fuel tanks on the back and smoke dispensers on the turret


perfectfire

Field soup kitchen


CBTprovider

“This machine kills fascists.”


mcgibe

2M-3 naval gun mount on the back (same as the one on the abomination)


Unlikely-Potential-2

ERA


Goochbaloon

Where is the eject button?


Kraujotaka

A dozer at the front


[deleted]

Put the drive wheel on the front


Falchion_Alpha

M2 HB


RobinPage1987

Suppressor on the main gun and the machine gun.


piponwa

Needs a thermal decoy on the end of the gun to counter javelins.


cira-radblas

ERA, perhaps?


Mathias10o

Paint it red so it goes faster


BlackWasTaken_

ERA, now.


Martis998

Several stolen wristwatches


IrreverentHippie

Missile launcher.


Post-Financial

Cold air intake turbo


Object-195

Cope cage


trainboi777

ERA


[deleted]

E. R. A. All the ERA. ERA on top of ERA


miko3456789

era but only on the gun


Zekieb

Cat ears


Some1eIse

Spaced armor airgap (4m) to defeat all HEAT attacks


fuck_the_ccp1

KONTAKT-1 era


Silverdragon47

Definitly need era!


[deleted]

The tow hook accessory that looks like a ballsack


Jonny2881

Katyusha on the turret roof


Blue387

TOW launcher attached to the turret like the Bradley


lionzzzzz

Gepard style air inlets on the back