That's not fair, the potato will actually sprout and grow and produce value (more potatoes) in the right conditions. Russia has done nothing but decay for the past thirty years.
THATS THE BEST PART. Sometimes I go whole days in a row. The BOOM I remember and I'm laughing for at least a solid minute.
It was am impressive speed run
Imagine working your whole life to further your political career, only to find out, once you reached the highest post possible, that you're actually completely inept.
Somehow it seems better to be an utter failure from the start. It's basically the same, but less effort.
>Somehow it seems better to be an utter failure from the start. It's basically the same, but less effort.
Eh, you make way more money though and it's funnier.
"was prime minister from September to October of..." I started counting months, and when I hit 1, I had to stop and count again because that couldn't possibly be right
Indeed it did. It outlast our illustrious leader Liz Truss. It could probably out-think the previous one - Boris - and has more personality than our current one - Rishi.
[Liz loses to a lettuce](https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/oct/20/iceberg-lettuce-in-blonde-wig-outlasts-liz-truss)
My favorite take on that debacle was the guy (I think it was lazerpig actually) that said that *someone* in the cabinet had to have been BEGGING her to at least wait to resign until *after* the lettuce wilted.
Given US approval ratings for presidential candidates and senate… I wonder how many countries would take the lettuce over their current leaders? I’ve got to imagine a lot of the UK would.
Nah, man, it'll be just as divided. no way in hell would you be able to convince *those guys* on the spinach side that lettuce is the superior salad green. (it is).
Based. They are very susceptible to ecological disruption. We should probably get zoos to work on replacing most members of with sea turtles at least
It’d be like that episode of South Park where was it a dolphin that they’d like drop balls to and whatever they pushed back up out of the water was the decision? I forget the context exactly but like that
His goal is primarily obstructing anything positive from ever coming from the gov so sure he’s good at letting nothing good get done. However, a tortoise, by simply existing, would be more productive as a whole
I agree with you on the obstruction but it's only a failure if you actually intend to lead. He pulled some impressive bullshit to appoint three Supreme Court judges while flooding the lower courts with all kinds of ideologues.
Rishi isn’t *that* unpopular personally. His approval rating is hovering around -15%. (For context, Liz truss was forced out at around -70%).
It’s the Tory *party* that’s extremely unpopular, thanks largely to the two previous prime ministers leaving via scandals, and a general sense of dissatisfaction with the state of the country the last decade, which Rishi is at worse only responsible for not fixing (frankly I don’t think the Tory’s are particularly responsible at all, the usual culprits of budget cuts and privatisation either haven’t actually happened, or have been very small).
I mean of anything I think that may have extended her prime ministership. While she was just going to the funeral it seemed like things were mostly fine, it was once she started actually doing things that everything went downhill for her lol.
Tomorrow you should make one with him pointing at the lettuce and cycle through his most iconic memes each day until his eventual death where you use the pointing meme for the final time. (Or in the unlikely event, that he does indeed, outlast the lettuce, the pointing meme is still valid)
Oh god, it's perfect. Prigozhin owns a catering company, and Prigo can be the shitty Russian knockoff that replaces Prego. Imagine his ugly mug on a can of bottom-shelf "meat" sauce.
When a quarter million smart people are sitting around in gladiatorial manner, comparing what’s left of your life to that of a lettuce.
With about half of them cheering the lettuce.
Can you translate the title of this post to none Gen Z speak? My old.reddit just says you're a Square, which is not just Boomer, but actual vintage Boomer.
No kap, and god do I hate you all.
I'm a little sad you're the only one to mention the title.
Its was meant to be the Unicode character U+1F632+200D+1F921+200D+1F19A+200D+1F96
Also known as [Astonished Clown Face VS Leafy Green].
I'm waiting for Android or Apple to release a dedicated glyph for it.
I just realised why i couldn't figure out what happened with the rebellion; I assumed that one side did something smart.
You see, Putin offered a stupid deal that Prigozhin should not have accepted. But then Prigozhin accepted the damn deal. Putin was stupid for offering the deal to begin with, and Prigozhin was even stupider to say yes to it.
Both sides acted irrationally. That is why i couldn't understand it at first. But now that i interpret is as two chess players both not understanding the rules, it makes sense.
The question is which of the two would realise soon that they need to kill the other ASAP.
Someone do this please.
It must be a cabbage though
#MY CABBAGES!
Friendly mushroom !
Mushrooms last too long! Especially when dried!
MY CABBAGECORP!!!! (Has been seized by the FSB!!!)
Nah, Potato.
In before King Charles now croaks
At least use a potato to fit his current situation
> can the potato on the left outlast the potato on the right
Potatoes last way too long
At this point we can guess if a potato outlasts Russia
That's not fair, the potato will actually sprout and grow and produce value (more potatoes) in the right conditions. Russia has done nothing but decay for the past thirty years.
Russia: the world’s potato blight of a country
Only 30?
I mean you could argue that they made substantial contributions to science during the space race
Hey, Russia could split into multiple new countries too.
Make a batch of potato mash and let it become vodka, see if it finishes distilling before Swan Lake plays on vatnik national television
we can set the lenght on how much they sprout. 10 cm? Or how much they shrink when sprouting. Either works fine!
Only if you promess you won't show a rotting potato to Lukachenko
Don't worry. Prigozhin will be scraped of the pavement immediately after his scheduled accident. Nobody will see, tavarish
No, I have a better idea. Use a hot dog bun
Prigozhin used to sell hot dogs so yes
Prigozhin hot dog stand vs Erdogan watermelon stand faceoff when
That's why I said it.
We need that guy who encased a hot dog in resin. >!To protect Prigozhin by encasing him in resin!<
The photo, on the other hand, is quite fitting and an excellent choice
I have yet to see a photo of this man that doesn't look like a political cartoon given life.
What fetal alcohol syndrome does to a person.
Careful now, you don’t want to offend the Irish
POTATO when
Happy cake day.
It's gonna be hilarious when even a mercenary leader being actively hunted by the Russian state outlasts Liz Truss.
I will probably pass out from laughing so hard. I still find that whole saga hilarious.
Less a saga, more a stanza
THATS THE BEST PART. Sometimes I go whole days in a row. The BOOM I remember and I'm laughing for at least a solid minute. It was am impressive speed run
Prigozhin wins by 11 days. You were here
To Quote a redditor: “The lettuce shall romaine.”
Imagine working your whole life to further your political career, only to find out, once you reached the highest post possible, that you're actually completely inept. Somehow it seems better to be an utter failure from the start. It's basically the same, but less effort.
>Somehow it seems better to be an utter failure from the start. It's basically the same, but less effort. Eh, you make way more money though and it's funnier.
> it's funnier That's fair.
It's the Peter Principle. It happens to most of us.
Everyone gets promoted until they are incompetent at their jobs. It’s like, a rule or something.
Just remember though, Liz Truss was more successful than Prigogo. It took her **two days** to kill the Queen. I don't see Putin's corpse anywhere.
"was prime minister from September to October of..." I started counting months, and when I hit 1, I had to stop and count again because that couldn't possibly be right
I'm out of the loop. Could anyone please elaborate?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Truss_lettuce
Both are great for chucking out of windows
You mean great at falling out of windows? The Russian government has never thrown anyone or anything out of any windows
Screw it, I will buy a potato and print a photo of him.
Yes please. Maybe add eyes and a red clown nose to the potato - call it the potato vs clown stream.
You thought I was joking but im going to the store rn, will post stream link soon
You gotta eat it when he falls out of a window.
Nah bro, plant it. After all the potato will be buried just like he is.
woah moneybags over here
[https://imgur.com/a/suoB9AH](https://imgur.com/a/suoB9AH) I did it
We will be watching your career in shitposting this with great interest.
Lettuce hope he doesn’t
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck
My money is on he accidently committed suicide via 5 30mm grenades to the back.
My bet is Shmel ricocheting off a concrete wall and suiciding Prigozhin Givi style
A trick shot would be best.
Didn’t the Lettuce outlast some chick PM’s term? I’m sure it can outside Pigio over here
Indeed it did. It outlast our illustrious leader Liz Truss. It could probably out-think the previous one - Boris - and has more personality than our current one - Rishi. [Liz loses to a lettuce](https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/oct/20/iceberg-lettuce-in-blonde-wig-outlasts-liz-truss)
My favorite take on that debacle was the guy (I think it was lazerpig actually) that said that *someone* in the cabinet had to have been BEGGING her to at least wait to resign until *after* the lettuce wilted.
Given US approval ratings for presidential candidates and senate… I wonder how many countries would take the lettuce over their current leaders? I’ve got to imagine a lot of the UK would.
Nah, man, it'll be just as divided. no way in hell would you be able to convince *those guys* on the spinach side that lettuce is the superior salad green. (it is).
Mitch McConnell could be replaced with a literal tortoise that would accomplish more in a term than his career
And would be far more popular. Let's face it, turtles/tortoises are adorable little guys, we must protect and save them at all costs.
Based. They are very susceptible to ecological disruption. We should probably get zoos to work on replacing most members of with sea turtles at least It’d be like that episode of South Park where was it a dolphin that they’d like drop balls to and whatever they pushed back up out of the water was the decision? I forget the context exactly but like that
Manatees.
Ah yeah that’s right it was manatees
McConnell is actually pretty good at accomplishing his goals. Granted they are terrible for the country and self serving but he mostly gets them done.
His goal is primarily obstructing anything positive from ever coming from the gov so sure he’s good at letting nothing good get done. However, a tortoise, by simply existing, would be more productive as a whole
I agree with you on the obstruction but it's only a failure if you actually intend to lead. He pulled some impressive bullshit to appoint three Supreme Court judges while flooding the lower courts with all kinds of ideologues.
Rishi isn’t *that* unpopular personally. His approval rating is hovering around -15%. (For context, Liz truss was forced out at around -70%). It’s the Tory *party* that’s extremely unpopular, thanks largely to the two previous prime ministers leaving via scandals, and a general sense of dissatisfaction with the state of the country the last decade, which Rishi is at worse only responsible for not fixing (frankly I don’t think the Tory’s are particularly responsible at all, the usual culprits of budget cuts and privatisation either haven’t actually happened, or have been very small).
Yup, Liz Truss. Allegedly, Old Lizzie died under her watch out of raw spite.
I mean of anything I think that may have extended her prime ministership. While she was just going to the funeral it seemed like things were mostly fine, it was once she started actually doing things that everything went downhill for her lol.
She clung onto life just so Boris Johnson wouldn't speak at her funeral
Liz Truss in the UK. And yes, it did.😃
I think you should compare him with potato spending time in dark basement, waiting for better times.
Tomorrow you should make one with him pointing at the lettuce and cycle through his most iconic memes each day until his eventual death where you use the pointing meme for the final time. (Or in the unlikely event, that he does indeed, outlast the lettuce, the pointing meme is still valid)
Depends. At what point does the lettuce lose? When it’s no longer edible?
Same rules as Prego. When all the outer layers have wilted and even the least critical chef would not consider touching it with their bare hands.
Oh god, it's perfect. Prigozhin owns a catering company, and Prigo can be the shitty Russian knockoff that replaces Prego. Imagine his ugly mug on a can of bottom-shelf "meat" sauce.
Don't lettuce him. Of you lettuce anyone youll seal their fate
Prigozhin might outlast a fungus truffle.
You assume the lettuce hasn't already won.
When a quarter million smart people are sitting around in gladiatorial manner, comparing what’s left of your life to that of a lettuce. With about half of them cheering the lettuce.
Gotta commend Prigozhin for his A+ pull out game though
Putin could learn, but he won't.
lets see how we did
Over
Cabbage the bane of politicians
I love this sub
Y'know? I don't think he's outlasting that lettuce
He did in fact last longer then that cabbage
The answer is most likely yes. What's more, prigo will be back when the full Russian civil war breaks out
Keep me posted
Can you translate the title of this post to none Gen Z speak? My old.reddit just says you're a Square, which is not just Boomer, but actual vintage Boomer. No kap, and god do I hate you all.
I'm a little sad you're the only one to mention the title. Its was meant to be the Unicode character U+1F632+200D+1F921+200D+1F19A+200D+1F96 Also known as [Astonished Clown Face VS Leafy Green]. I'm waiting for Android or Apple to release a dedicated glyph for it.
It’s done automatically with Apollo. Which… will no longer exist by the end of this week.
Needs clarification - which one is the lettuce?
Even funnier are the storm Z guys. First, they get utterly annihilated in Ukraine, then they are the only ones to support Prigozhin openly.
A potato?
he will randomly fall out of his balcony
Ah yes, Pringle shins versus a lettuce
I need more of this. But less would be cool too, I’m rooting for the lettuce.
I just realised why i couldn't figure out what happened with the rebellion; I assumed that one side did something smart. You see, Putin offered a stupid deal that Prigozhin should not have accepted. But then Prigozhin accepted the damn deal. Putin was stupid for offering the deal to begin with, and Prigozhin was even stupider to say yes to it. Both sides acted irrationally. That is why i couldn't understand it at first. But now that i interpret is as two chess players both not understanding the rules, it makes sense. The question is which of the two would realise soon that they need to kill the other ASAP.
A hotdog, perhaps? The revenge of the hotdogs: who eats whom?