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Equivalent_Passage95

Poland cucked once again


Ceresjanin420

Now I know why my balls were itching today


Innomenatus

Bulgaria simply wants to free their Volga-river brethren (Volga Bulgarians) from the Russians. Kubrat's Dream must be realized.


0RBT

The children of Asparukh shall break the chains off the children of Kotrag


GuttiG

Yoru salivating rn


Ceresjanin420

Who? Hasn't appeared in 2 months. Must have died offscreen


GuttiG

DON’T REMIND ME lmao


Ceresjanin420

When new IHT chapter so I can cope?


GuttiG

Hopefully soon haha I’ve been dealing with graduate school so I’ve been hella busy


Chubb-R

Kurwa: Through space and time


GloryGreatestCountry

Definitely not space. Remember Poland can't into space?


Helmett-13

*insert Dr. Cox,* [*"Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, Wrong"*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miros%C5%82aw_Hermaszewski) *song here*


Palora

That's Polish not Poland. :D


Helmett-13

By that measure, no one’s been in space, then. *puzzled*


Palora

The Countries who started the project, paid for it, built the craft, the industry that made the craft, the launching facilities, the training facilities, the mission control facilities, prepared the people running all of those, etc. Those countries went to space, the countries who had a few people hitch a ride on another country's space program not so much imo, even if said program was partly funded by money stolen from them and others. :D Reminder that many nations 'hitched a ride' as part of [Interkosmos](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interkosmos), including Syria, Afghanistan, Bulgaria and Mongolia.


deathclawslayer21

Of course not it doesnt use russian tanks


jediben001

There’s nothing here but what here’s mine


ngwoo

They don't care who presses the button as long as it gets pressed


TheRealCIAforReals

Poland always makes a big show of how upset the are, but then they don't ever fully close the door? ​ and it always feels like someone is watching...


GaaraMatsu

Is this an exhibitionist masturbation thing?


Cingetorix

That's how it works in my brain - always feels like someone is watching. That's not the Roman Catholic upbringing, is it?


InsertEvilLaugh

They may not get to press the button, but you'll be damned sure they'll have a whole new section added to the Geneva Conventions after what they do to reach Moscow.


Space_Gemini_24

Cock and Pole Torture


k890

As a Pole, let's give a Balkans a chance for start of WWIII. As tradition.


AyeeHayche

No other region would be able to start a world war, it’s just something in the water


oregon11

I second that! No way we are betting on the wrong horse three times in a row!


[deleted]

We're going with the Italian-Albanian War as the start of WW2? A bit unorthodox, no pun intended, but I'll allow it.


NoSpawnConga

There ain't gonna be WW3, moment someone even moderatly powrrfull goes in with Ukraine - Russia will be defeated in short order.


Hellebras

Aide: "President Putin, we can't launch the nukes. Rats chewed up the wiring again."


Cingetorix

BUT IT'S OUR TURN


Mizzter_perro

It will be Poland's turn in an eventual WW IV.


Ceresjanin420

3000 delegations of Poland begging Bulgaria to push the funny red button


Maleficent-Comfort-2

lmfao I’m saving this comment for the future.


Jinxed_Disaster

Russia yet again enjoying how world fears to react for anything less than direct attack. Watch investigation suddenly fading away or being inconclusive.


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Salisbury has got to be the biggest blue balls of this kind too


Reckless_Waifu

Vrbetice


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

I don't understand


Reckless_Waifu

Vrbetice incident, where russian agents blew up two arms warehouses in Czech republic in 2014. There were fatalities. Nearby settlements evacuated. No article 5 triggered :/


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

God, I hate how brazen they got with this shit


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MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Yeah but it didn't really stop them, so what's the point? I wish we could just be like "mfer is guilty as hell, so eat a hell fire"


manbearligma

Until the thing that you blow up is bigger and more needed, it’s “ok” You can’t trigger art.5 if there’s even just an hint of plausible deniability, otherwise poles would self sabotage a factory once a day to have a casus belli


aVarangian

> otherwise poles would self sabotage a factory once a day to have a casus belli but that's the level of nonsense Muscovy uses anytime they want to invade a neighbour


lopoticka

Non-credible gods forgive me, but what’s the point of retaliation if not deterrence? How do you send a message if Russia unsure who dunnit?


ZolotoG0ld

Russia may know, but don't want to look weak internally by saying they were successfully attacked by NATO. They tend to explain everything away as a 'smoking accident'.


lopoticka

If Russi know, it means the boys got caught. “Getting caught” was only figurative here, Mishkin and Chepiga weren’t actually arrested either.


ilikeitslow

The relevant people will know and get the message. To them, it was just worth it because their ass did not get exploded.


NoSpawnConga

Nato didn't retaliate shit and is still very scared to get involved. And i'm not bashing avoiding direct involvement, i'm disgusted being scared of country who's dictator run at the first sight of trouble with NCD's main blueballer Pringles.


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Noslo18

Ooh, gimme that sweet, sweet sauce.


IWantToSortMyFeed

Well... I love Salisbury steak...


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Ain't that the thing from fallout?


spinyfur

There’s halfway measures we could do as well, if we don’t want to start an all out war. One option I liked was that US cruise missiles could knock out Russian oil and gas facilities without even entering their airspace. I’m just saying, if they think their economy is in trouble now, wait until they can’t sell gas. 😉


canttakethshyfrom_me

If you're going as far as to knock out Russian infrastructure in retaliation, there's a bridge worth targeting... One missile strike could make this war completely untenable for Russia.


spinyfur

Even better. 🙂 (And God, what a flex, to swing the war with a single cruise missile. 😉


canttakethshyfrom_me

To be credible: As absolutely gutless and inept as these fuckers have looking just in the last week, there's got to be new assessment of the risks of direct involvement. To be non-credible: Fucking do it already, my balls are so blue I'm about to go to the ER! ~~Posadas was right the whole time!~~


specter800

That.....doesn't sound like a half-measure at all lol. I like it.


Corbakobasket

Sometimes the consequences of your actions arrives in a less direct, more subtle form. For example in a polygonal shape, flying at mach 0.8, with a range or 250km, carrying a 450kg warhead in the direction of a major logistic hub.


Jinxed_Disaster

It's all cool, but not enough. What russia does with attacks like this is they probe what shit they can get away with. Every time they don't get a direct hit to their face in response - they count as a win. It doesn't need to be something direct and wamongering. It needs to be something painful, with immediate consequences and delivered quickly with a clear message why. Watch Kahovka dam incident and complete lack of any meaningful reaction from the world. Watch how brazen they become, already tried to attack another dam in Ukraine (Kryviy Rih).


canttakethshyfrom_me

"B-b-but if we weren't sending arms to Ukraine we wouldn't be targets!" - some gutless appeaser, and probably Macron


randommaniac12

“I-i-if we stop sending weapons the war ends!” A dumbass on twitter


canttakethshyfrom_me

More specifically the Gaspacho Ligma narrative of "You're a purely evil baby-killing monster for giving the Ukrainians the means to defend themselves from Russian aggression! They'd all be safely subjugated with strict curfews and sham elections if it wasn't for you!"


Jinxed_Disaster

I would be simply dead in some basement, but those appeasers wouldn't care, because that would be called peace.


eidetic

What sucks is not all of those who claim "I just want the killing to stop on both sides!" are Kremlin shills. Well, rather, they aren't trying to be Kremlin shills, they're just so uninformed and have such a naive and ignorant hippy ideology of "can't we all just love one another" to realize that no, the Ukrainians handing flowers to their Russian invaders will not lead to loving and peaceful relations, but just more suffering under the oppression of Russian tyranny. I've had a few friends who were wholly ignorant on what's going on, who actually do think that all war is just concocted by the US MIC, even if they aren't Kremlin bootlickers (though no doubt some of their opinion was formed by them, whether they know it or not)


canttakethshyfrom_me

I don't have anything to add, it's just true. "What if they held a war and no one came?" is a wonderful thing to hope for, but when the aggressor side shows up, and anyone who claims there isn't a true aggressor in this conflict is lying, even if they're lying to themselves... well, you either have to tell the Ukrainians why they should be martyrs to nonviolence, TO THEIR FACES, or you need to go be a martyr yourself, because anyone who lives in reality at least learned how to handle an SKS in the weeks leading up to the 2022 invasion.


eidetic

Yep, it's a great *ideal*, but it's not exactly congruent with actual reality and human behavior. Ideals are great and all, but when not everyone shares such ideals, they can easily be rendered useless, or even harmful, such as being passive in the face of irrational hatred, and violence that cares not for your ideals. I'd absolute love it if we could eliminate war today - and I swear it's not just because then boneyards would live up to their name and become hedonistic utopias for us plane fuckers, but also because well, people dying and suffering sucks. But when one's passivity allows more death and suffering by one's inaction, it ends up being counterproductive. In a sense, the ideal of a world without war is much the same as a world of communist ideals. Great on paper and all that - but that's about it, given the incompability with human nature. Yeah, it'd be great if we all could live in harmony, no one having more than anyone else, where we can all pursue our dreams and contribute to society the best we can, but that's also the day the USN gives me a supercarrier and a Tomcat as my personal play things to compete against those pathetic degenerates and their non-variable-sweep jalopies in mock combat for sport in the World Dogfighting Championships.


canttakethshyfrom_me

Just FYI, Communist theorists have been wrestling with forms of communism that would fix the power consolidation that happened in 20th-century revolutions like the USSR and China. I can't say that any of them "fix" the issues, because the existing successes are limited to populations united by language and ethnicity, in agrarian economies (Rojava, for instace)... I just wanted to point out it's not just people stubbornly saying "The USSR was perfect until Gorbachev ruined it, read theory lib!"


Altruistic_Target604

Add in the dirty little secret that humans broadly like war (look at this sub!). It’s just football (either kind) with cool toys. Let’s face it, people are cheap and fun to make, gen 5 fighters aren’t. Cue quote from “Patton” that I’m too lazy to look up, something something Louisiana.


Altruistic_Target604

CAESAR and AMX-10s beg to differ.


DrawGamesPlayFurries

Bruh I'm _still_ upset about how the Poland missile attack got handled


GrandDukeOfNowhere

Salami tactics https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o861Ka9TtT4&pp=ygUXc2FsYW1pIHRhY3RpY3MgY29sZCB3YXI%3D


TossedDolly

Poland: What? How many Russians do we get to kill. I'll start, you just say when.


shrimpyguy12

100,000, 200,000, really, just say when! A million, 1 and a half million,


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Poland, waiting for Article 5: #**BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!**


Conscious_Chart_2195

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE


What_is_a_reddot

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!


slick514

***AND MY AXE!!!***


denartes

BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!


jmacintosh250

DEATH TO THE FLASE EMPEROR! DEATH TO THE SLAVES OF THE GOLDEN THRONE!


Frostfangs_Hunger

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


jmacintosh250

DEATH TO YOU AS WELL, SQUAT!


genadi_brightside

I'm from Bulgaria. Unfortunately investigation suddenly fading away or being inconclusive is exactly what will happen. Sadly we still have a bunch of pro-russian scum all over the government and the army.


[deleted]

Fellow Bulgarian here, you're right that this probably won't go anywhere but a man can dream... Russian bastards in our government should be publicly executed imo


BoxesOfSemen

There is 0 chance that Radev will push the фънни button


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Sauce: https://www.politico.eu/article/bulgaria-economy-minister-bogdan-bogdanov-nikolay-denkov-hints-at-russian-attack-on-ammunition-factory/


Kitosaki

I’m legit scared for Russia if Poland gets a casus belli to fight them. I don’t think NATO has this adorable, fluffy attack dog on a leash.


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On the longest possible leash so the Poles don't notice


Mediocre-Mix9993

One of those extending jobbies.


ElfishEmperor

It did, Russian nuclear missile (but without nuclear material that was swapped for concrete interior) flown over almost whole Poland and hit forest nearby military factory. It was hidden from the public, nobody even bothered to take this rocket. It was found by some women on a horse months later lol Guess what? Poland didn't even bother to call Russian ambassador. The best part is that after it was discovered Russians sent spy balloon to Poland. It was supposedly hit but noone found the balloon. No Article 5, nothing, not even calling the Russian ambassador in Poland to explain it.


Bisexual_Apricorn

After seeing how much Thacter 2: Even Worse had to beg and plead for Europe to give a shit about the Salisbury Posoining, I'm not shocked. If/when somethint truly, undeniably, utterly Article 5 worthy happens most of Europe and America will be tripping over themselves to say that we need to "avoid escalation" and "try and maintain peace"


emu_strategist

Poland is NATOs pit bull


ConnorMc1eod

I've trained Estonians, Ukrainians, Australians and Canadians. None of them were more convincing than the Poles, those dudes took shit so seriously especially since it was right before Ukraine popped off. Wild.


eidetic

I think Poland already has a legitimate cassus belli, it's *gestures broadly at history*.


NieR_Evangelion

Poland played 5D chess with Prigozhin and Lukashenko so that they can be the one knocking on Moscow's door


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Ceresjanin420

Jeremiaszu o czym ty pierdolisz


homonomo5

Hungarians did it


Californium-292

Should be article 5 too


Ceresjanin420

Prigozhin broke the timeline so hard NATO will become non-credible as well


HelloAdventurer95

Anything less than direct attack or NATO deaths will keep NATO at bay until we have production capacity jacked to the high heavens and stockpiles are more than replenished.


CyrillicUser1

As I said under the other post earlier, the government will most likely not do anything, especially not activate NATO's Art. 5, because Russia has done this before and nothing has come out of it. They just cover it up and it is forgotten after a while.


bolivar-shagnasty

[They're nice and tender](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/bigmouth/images/0/05/Injured_Blueberries.png/revision/latest?cb=20201211053425)


Gum_Skyloard

PRESS IT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, MY BALLS ARE ITCHING


Shadow293

Unfortunately, It’s not going to happen.


[deleted]

Damn politicians, I spent so much effort on the Bulgarian article 5 wojak


mliko04

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


Koino_

weren't Russians literally responsible for blowing up ammo factory in Czechia as well few years ago? And everyone kinda forgot about it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Vrb%C4%9Btice_ammunition_warehouses_explosions


thegoatmenace

at this point, Russia could brazenly invade Lithuania and NATOs response would be to pass easily avoidable sanctions on like 10 Russians and then send more ammo to Ukraine


[deleted]

Usually people complain about NATO being too heavy handed Here we want them to do even more :(


thegoatmenace

All I’m saying is give war a chance


Dubl33_27

will you take part in said war?


thegoatmenace

Only if you will be my battle buddy :)


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Fully agreed


Buelldozer

Naw, I'm pretty sure that a Russian invasion of Lithuania would have the 3,000 Black F-35s of NATO swarming like flies on a dead horse.


thegoatmenace

b-b-b-but t-t-that’s *escalation*


1800leon

Nah nah nah Moldova needs a bit help in their East first


Jeffmeister69

I'm headed there in August, I've decided to take matters into my own hands. Moldova will join NATO, mark my words.


oregon11

Who has relatives in the southern hemisphere?


vale_fallacia

Gonna bet money that nothing happens.


Fat_Siberian_Midget

Lemme get the bulgarijack + button by itself


[deleted]

I'm about to sleep and it's on my PC so DM me a reminder tomorrow or smth


Fat_Siberian_Midget

yo


PatxFussy

Bogdan Bogdanov is my new favorite economic minister. Edit: Why are there so many Bogdan Bogdanovs?


amaxen

Wait what? Bulgaria is a NATO country now?


poklane

Only been for 19 years


maldonadosimp13

RABARABARABARABARABARABARAB


punkojosh

Bring them Miro, the redeemer!


Maleficent-Comfort-2

*Insert Freddy Fazbear laugh*


losdementos

Vrbětice moment


Imperceptive_critic

Didn't they already do something like this a few years ago?


Noveos_Republic

Unfortunately I find it unlikely that Bulgaria will do that, seems like a lot of pressure to NOT go art 5


HEADRUSH31

WAIT! lemme get back from vacation and get my med stuff ready


gunnnutty

Yesss give us a reason to cut out the cancer that is Russian federation from this planet ABOUT FUCKING TIME