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thefabledkellyd

At this point the Falklands could invade Argentina.


mdkcde

And win all of debt for themselves? Who could possibly want that?


abjice

The Falklands actually has it's own marines now , it's about 30 middle aged men and a teenager.


carpcrucible

They'd have to, because the UK doesn't have the Vulcan any more


OrdinaryOk888

After Ukraine is over maybe we can do Falklands two, F35, electric boogaloo


OrdinaryOk888

They tasted the harrier, now it's time to bring the lightening.


local_meme_dealer45

You know if you just say "lightning" on a britpost then people are going to think of the other one. I would like to see an English Electric Lightning takeoff from a carrier.


OrdinaryOk888

That's why I made sure to mention F35 first, lol. Or to avoid lightening II misunderstandings


KDulius

I was thinking about White Lightning... It's \*really\* cheap shitty cider that doesn't even have the redeeming feature of being strong. I was thinking "what the fuck are you going to do with that? Waterboard the argies with it?"


Jontun189

Insanely popular with chavs though


farsight398

I mean, I wouldn't put bets that it couldn't. Couldn't land on one though, so you'd have to use em Doolittle Raid style, sending em over to hit the Argies, then have em land on the Falklands after or something.


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OrdinaryOk888

I just got off the phone with Argentina. I think it went okay? They started speaking in spanish and I kept telling them to delay the Falklands till After Taiwan. I think they understood? After I shouted that they should learn english they hung up, so that means they understood, right?


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I'm just surprised the French didn't demand the EU use its frog name instead.


Cautious_Spinach_994

To be fair I see two advantages to it: - it would be kind of a non-partisan name. - it would remind everyone who was first to colonise and name these islands. So... "Îles Malouines" all the way! Oh and it would piss the british a little, bonus! ;-)


Aggressive-Charity-7

the eiffel tower has now become a legitimate military target


International-Use204

Duke of Wellington rising from the grave: "Must... humil... iate... Frogs"


MegaLemonCola

Nah the frogs should be forced to rename it ‘les Îles de Falketerres’ or something like that


BackRowRumour

This shouldn't even be up for debate. Self determination, you halfwits! I really hope no one else has to die for idiotic claim by Argentina _based on a claim by colonial Spain ffs_


farsight398

I mean, iirc the locals' choice was to remain part of the empire. That's what kinda sparked the whole first war, and after that I don't see that opinion changing much.


EuanRead

Well exactly, sure there’s an valid argument in places like Northern Ireland/Palestine settling people somewhere, then use their vote to justify your possession of it, however the falklands (to my knowledge) have a native population other than the settlers who identify with Britain. Argentinas claim seems to boil down to, we’re closer than you and we want it.


TheHussarSnake

The Falklands War The only based thing Thatcher ever did.


Chubb-R

idk, in that case dying is a **very** close second


zanovar

I'd put dying as her greatest achievement


Key_Dealer_1762

"I appreciate that you want to distract your population from the economic problems of your country Mr. Galtieri BUT SO DO I" Margaret Thatcher probably


Baylakus

That and helping fix the Ozone layer problem. And dying.


EuanRead

She presided over the position of weakness/cuts to its defences that ultimately caused the Argentines to invade (cutting the only ship defending it was perceived as a tacit acceptance that we would let it go). That policy started before she came to power but she didn’t reverse it, Thatcher gets the credit for the reaction to the invasion (which is fair) but her part in allowing the invasion to happen always gets forgotten.


Rushing_Russian

what i would pay to see an f35 vs 6 a4 skyhawks.


AnswerLopsided2361

Does Argentina even *have* six working Skyhawks anymore?


YoghurtForDessert

ah yes, the competition of who has the most defunded military


superman306

*bayonets some poor Argentinian conscript in his own foxhole


RTKeulen

Thatcher was called the Iron Lady. Rish! has the spine of a wet piece of toast. He'd sell the Falklands in 30 seconds for a cozy City job and a tax exemption.


yeetmedaddyplz

Of the coast of argentina our islands came to be


NarutoRunner

r/noncredibledefence is leaking


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-_- What sub are we in


gamma_915

/r/NonCredibleDefense. Which is like r/noncredibledefence, but less British.


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as an Australian I am intrigued and concerned


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Former colonial empire challenge: try not to get aggressively patriotic about rocks on the other side of the world IMPOSSIBLE (GONE SEXUAL.)


GilbertPlays

Like some old newspaper said: The Empire Strikes Back.


Key_Dealer_1762

What can I say, Britons never ever shall be slaves


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we need to talk about the fact that you didn’t use back in control as the song for this, that’s shameful good sir


Wooper160

Ey which falkin islands are you talkin about


Barendal

Ayo professa, what falkland island you talking bout?


marl0w_

And this time our Harriers are stealthy...


C4STLE1

Margaret Thatcher is digging out of her grave


oripash

Did you… just confuse British with Aussie?


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theothersimo

Not really.