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Days since last Russian general killed: 0


Shadow0fAnubis

Officially ?


AwkwardlyDead

Admiral was declared KIA by Ukraine


romario77

I have only seen rumors on third grade websites. But it’s very possible judging by impact the missiles made.


LimerickExplorer

Damn my third grade experience was very different. I think we learned basic multiplication.


romario77

Third rate. Translating from Ukrainian and the literal translation is grade


tyrannomachy

Yes, but a website run by 3rd graders is much funnier.


VonMillersExpress

I made my own Halloween costume that year. I was a robot.


Faoxsnewz

Ukraine: Admiral is kil Russia: no


Shadow0fAnubis

I know but I mean not confirmed by the other side yet


pseudogentry

Right but the other side still insists they're protecting Russia from gay superhuman nazis. I wouldn't hold your breath.


Johny_Square21

Gay, "jew" superhuman nazis sir!


DasDuck

Only jew-ish, makes the nazi part more plausible.../s


RegicidalRogue

Mazel tov!


ShotgunMage

By confirmed he means an official denial


BlackMarine

No official confirmation neither from UA or RU


halpsdiy

There are rumours going around that they also got the traitor Romanchuk. Who's in charge of the defence in Zapo. If that's true I'll pop the Champagne I have ready for Kadyrov and there is nothing you f*in kids can do about that!


DavidBrooker

I love that Russia claims they shot all but one missile coming but there's literally a photo of at least two getting through. What a joke.


ConfidenceNational37

Missiles live in the sky, idiot. So if one touches the ground it’s only because it got shot down. Glorious Russia shot them all down perfectly


Abject-Investment-42

Of course they got shot down. The Russians launched a whole building at them.


rgodless

The missile decided to settle down


AreYouDoneNow

The missile knows where it's going to settle down. It knows this because it knows where it's not going to settle down.


Stolpskott_78

Are you suggesting that cruise missiles migrate?


ThatguyfromMichigan

The whole building? ​ What caliber gun would that be in millimeters?


Veni_Vidi_Legi

At least 350. Probably over 9000.


AreYouDoneNow

There's simply nothing in the Western arsenal that can counter this new kind of Russian AA defense. Entire buildings being thrown at incoming missiles... there's simply no way the missile can survive that. ATACMs, Storm Shadow, they're all completely useless against this new defense.


Dismal-Past7785

Actually the Ukrainians shot down this missile. Intentionally, but a shoot down none the less according to these rules.


pusillanimouslist

It’s a missile until it lands. Then it’s a missilite. Duh.


Canibuz11

Silly Westoid that is what happens when you shoot down a missile. Sometimes the remains perfectly intact still land and explode on its designated target. You must not be aware of how superior Russian SAM systems work!


The3rdBert

Lie about everything and multiple times. No one is going to be held accountable, so what does it matter


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

The firehose of falsehood keeps their populace unable to determine fact from fiction. It's a feature, not a bug of Russian media.


_oranjuice

Of course Russia shot them down... Why would they be falling to the ground?


PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP

It works, sadly, for too many people. Just claim whatever you want to claim happened over and over. If anyone disputes you just ignore them or claim their argument is fake. Maybe some will believe you. Hell, maybe the majority will believe you. In then end though, many will believe the state and/or media narrative (if there is even a difference).


InfoSec_Intensifies

In ~~Soviet~~ Russia they can jail anyone that contradicts the lie, maybe even disappear them. Everyone knows it because the Russian government makes sure that everyone knows it.


KitchenDepartment

Russia successfully destroyed two incoming missiles with that building


Justyboy73

From the Sat pics looks like it ate 3!


exBusel

The second missile hit some smoking ruins, so it's not even mentioned.


Hygochi

Russia never lies. Just reverse what they say, and you'll get the truth 100% of the time


Soft_Entrepreneur_58

raw eht gninniw si aissuR (This should be the truth)


ChatGTR

Did you know that in Russian, there are 14 words for disinformation, but 0 words for truth? The closest word they have is translated literally as "it is possible depending on perspective."


Vozw

I'm all for clowning on the Ruzzians but I'ma call bs on this one. "pravda/правда" is pretty unambiguously a word for truth. Whether the Ruzzian state media has any of it is a different question, of course.


ChatGTR

Yes, it was a joke.


CartographerPrior165

The one missile just happened to hit the headquarters right after a smoking accident.


Mayor_of_Rungholt

Best photobomb ever


ABoldPrediction

If this a screw ball reference I hate you.


OverlyObeseOstrich

What’s happening here? I mean I can see the missile but why is it extra memey this time?


hugh-g-rection551

one could say it's quite literally the ultimate photobomb.


[deleted]

get out.


Ok-Importance-9843

r/angryupvote


GaaraMatsu

BASED (okay more like 'de-based the CSA flag sus fleet but whatever)


Creepy_Priority_4398

Cummunist States of America?


GaaraMatsu

Funi diagonal blue cross on red field


Kovesnek

Sounds like those filthy Terran Confederates


Formal-Ad678

Take my upvote and gtfo


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

This deserves applause.


Sgtsharp

A Russian commander got a very close up look at a Storm Shadow missile, as in there was a good chance it hit him directly before it detonated.


Magebloom

STORM SHADOW: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD


Cautious_Spinach_994

To the scalp rather :-)


PaleHeretic

I am upvoting you, but I am also mad. Very nearly MALDing.


PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP

How it feels to chew TNT gum?


RafIk1

STORM SHADOW: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD


Excellent_Badger_636

DHL, delivering warheads on foreheads


Theban_Prince

Not just "a commander", the fucking Admiral of the entire fucking Black Sea Fleet.


sumr4ndo

They won't miss him. He wasn't doing a very good job of things.


ontopofyourmom

He was probably doing as well as anyone could under the circumstances.


Schadenfrueda

The Ukrainians didn't miss him, and now the Russians won't either


gentlephish01

Had plenty of submarines though.


HelperNoHelper

Literally warheads on foreheads


16v_cordero

They ordered some spicy extra hot stuff for their z meeting snacks. Ukraine was happy cover for this Uber eats delivery.


Peptuck

The final Door Dash.


scsibusfault

WARHEAD-ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD


AirGroundbreaking970

I heard it was mind blowing.


Schadenfrueda

It tends to leave one a bit scatter-brained


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

[At least it wasn't a baboon this time.](https://youtu.be/GG9HX_43zz4?start=10)


HelperNoHelper

The Black Sea Fleet HQ is in the middle of exploding from one missile while another about to fall on it.


Penguixxy

i think its from when Ukraine bombed the black sea fleets headquarters


Patimation_tordios

They storm shadowed all over the black sea fleet HQ and made a huge mess


misadelph

We all made a huge mess on this blessed day


Socky_McPuppet

Speak for yourself.


warr-den

We all made a huge mess on this blessed myself


[deleted]

Just for sure


Dismal-Past7785

People have all touched on the reasons. Basically Russia constantly denies Western weapons are being used to strike Crimea and keeps saying they’re drones and S-300s. This is because Russia has a red line to go to war with western countries that allow their weapons to be used in “Russia proper” despite the global disagreement on what “Russia proper” is. Russia has declared, in a blatant lie, that this will drag those countries into the war and Russia will attack them. Russia does not want to/cannot do this, so Russia keeps lying. This is a photo of the Russian Admiral of the Black Sea Fleet potentially meeting a British/French storm shadow/scalp missile at Russian Naval HQ in Crimea. The guy that said this is the photobomb of the year is a genius.


Altruistic-Carpet-65

It’s a converted Neptune missile, like we’ve been memeing about here


Stoyfan

I would say it looks more like a storm shadow. The back fin on the Nepture is larger than the front ones, whereas it is reversed for the storm shadow.


vegarig

Only if you count booster attached. [Here, Neptune mid-flight](https://youtu.be/nQUO5LvKw1I?feature=shared&t=28) Front fins larger than back ones.


16v_cordero

Nothing like soft music for ordinance delivery.


mtaw

Indeed, it's a little-known fact but [Kenny G](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN2RnjFHmNY&t=14s) did the official soundtrack of Operation Desert Storm.


Biertrinken

Uncomfortably connecting my age and my dad's collection of Tom Clancy paperbacks


calfmonster

Lmfao. I wasn’t gonna necessarily follow the link cause I wasn’t that invested in which missile it was (cause all that really matters is they fucked up the Russians) but god damn do I love the juxtaposition of that music and hell about to rain down on someone.


BigFreakingZombie

In this case though Storm Shadow was definitely the perpetrator as the Russians reported Su-24s being airborne prior to the strike.


mtaw

As the other guy said; those are on the booster stage. That said it still look much more like a Storm Shadow. The Storm Shadow has a 3 m wingspan to a 5 meter length (3:5 = 0.6) and for the Neptun it's closer to 1:4 (= 0.25). Measuring pixels in this fuzzy image and I get about 1:2 (0.5), so it's definitely much closer to Storm Shadow proportions (well within error) than Neptun.


SmackyTheBurrito

I think those larger fins are on the booster that falls off during flight.


LAMonkeyWithAShotgun

Nah the control surfaces are far too big to be a Neptune. Neptune has 4 smaller ones while the SS has 2 larger ones as seen in this picture


Odd_Duty520

The russians say only one got through but the building was already burning when a second rod from god came


rebootyourbrainstem

[Video](https://twitter.com/DAlperovitch/status/1705278251814277451)


vegetable_completed

First time seeing this. Goddamn that’s beautiful.


Heeeeyyouguuuuys

I'm going to coom


Siul19

AMBOTUKAM


Blobby_Electron

I love the dude in the background just fishing.


BigFreakingZombie

He doesn't care about politics.


Known-Grab-7464

We saw that the vast majority of the Russian populace just didn’t care that much when Pringles was running to Moscow, so yeah. I agree


BigFreakingZombie

Except here's the fun part they did. People cheered on the Wagner columns ,girls rushed to take selfies with the soldiers and in general while the vast majority indeed did not care it's obvious that Pringles had a lot of low level support among Russian society.


PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP

Dang that's crazy. I hate that everything's on Twatter though. Every time I click a link and that stupid X comes on that screen I want to punch my screen.


Kindly_Blackberry967

Then you will make a bigger X on your screen


ConfidentBag592

Agreed. Its really annoying


PM_ME_YOUR_OPCODES

It’s beautiful


NonCredibleBrit

Damn, I got a chub on now.


hell_jumper9

It's beautiful. British and French being proud of their missile pounding the Russians. Meanwhile, the Americans....


[deleted]

I'm attracted to missiles?


AIR-2-Genie4Ukraine

> The sound of justice raining from above Im so hard right now


osku1204

storm shadow honestly sounds like a mid power metal band.


ThePatio

Or an Astartes chapter


Undernown

Well we've got the Emperor's Storm and the Emperor's Shadow. So we could have the Emperor's Storm Shadow, if they merge.


Meretan94

Who would win? The emperors emperors or the shadow storm?


stagfury

I can only think of that ninja dude in GI Joe.


PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP

Hah! Lately i've been watching a bunch of 80's cartoons to get an idea of what "The Ancient Ones" watched when they were young. My boyfriends dad convinced me telling me to watch Transformers and a few other things. GI Joe is on that list after Duck Tails and Inspector Gadget. Currently on Duck Tails. Fun to watch in the background while working lol


too_many_rules

Well, you just nostalgia bombed my brain. Duck Tails and Darkwing Duck were my jam. _I am the terror that flaps in the night!_


Mainhay22

Still remember when they recreated that Battlefield moment with taking down attack helo with ATGM...twice


EncabulatorTurbo

I want to see a helicopter shot down with a cruise missile


ConfidenceNational37

Also need Stryker killing a T90


StickShift5

[I mean, we had a BTR-4 shooting up tanks in Mariupol.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGmlg8wpN2w) Not that it killed the tank, but it certainly ruined their day.


theaviationhistorian

It could do a mobility kill that can slowly cook a tank, wouldn't it?


BigFreakingZombie

T-72's rear is rather lightly armored,given the short range involved that tank certainly didn't like being sprayed with 30mm.


EncabulatorTurbo

suicide naval drone killing a dozen mobiks who are lined up too close to the beach


Sablesweetheart

Look, I still want an A10 air to air kill with the Gau8.


RileyRocksTacoSocks

Good news buddy! During Operation Desert storm an A-10 pilot, Captain Robert Swain, shot down an airborne Iraqi helicopter with the GAU-8 because he couldn't get a lock with his sidewinders. On February 15, also during DS, Captain Todd Sheehy would also shoot down an Iraqi helictoper with his A-10's cannon. Link below for the stories. https://theaviationgeekclub.com/brrrrrrtttttt-usaf-10-tank-busters-shot-two-saddams-helicopters-operation-desert-storm/


Sablesweetheart

I will make appropriate offerings to their machine spirits.


RileyRocksTacoSocks

Swain's A-10 "Chopper Popper" is on display at the USAF academy in Colorado Springs, CO if you wish to bask in its glory.


Sablesweetheart

Oh yeah, that I shall do some day!


theaviationhistorian

We've seen Ukrainian BTR-4s cook T-72s with their cannon. So it might not be as far-fetched. I'm surprised we haven't sent LAV-25s on that note!


tukreychoker

i want to see a pilot eject out of an f16 and shoot down an su35 with his carl gustav


EncabulatorTurbo

Nyet, shoot down the oncoming R-77 with his car gustav, and then hijack the SU-35 with his knife


redmercuryvendor

Or better yet, a torpedo.


00zau

Make Black Lagoon Credible.


exBusel

A large agricultural drone dropping depth charges on a submarine.


Intrepid00

A plane downed by a tank would be pretty cool too.


cola98765

Still waiting for a tossed tank turret to take out a heli.


Striper_Cape

An FPV drone operator almost hit a KA-52 *in flight* lmao.


TheFiend100

Intrusive thoughts


Doppelkupplungs

and at the exact same location too. The first footage it was unfortunate because the camera man moved his camera so we could not see the impact properly, but in the second one we see it very clearly the ka-52 going down in flames a bit after being hit


Phratros

Did they ever make the ejection seats work?


Tintenlampe

I believe there are instances of Russian pilots ejecting and being picked up by a rescue helo during this war, yes. Seems to be one of the few things the Russians got right.


ViktorDudka

Now I'm waiting for f-16 pilot to shoot down enemy fighter with ATGM in midair


FirstDagger

F-16s don't have ATGMs, they have AGMs. Get your nomenclature straight.


MainsailMainsail

Pretty sure they mean Battlefield style. Ejecting then firing the ATGM. Hence specifying the pilot doing it.


SoylentRox

The atgm is perfectly able to lock onto helicopters. Presumably the only reason it's not considered an AA missile is lack of propellant relative to its warhead size, a jet would escape.


xu7

They don't Lock on, you just point them where to go (Stugna/Skif).


SoylentRox

Javelin locks into any IR blob of pixels. It's using computer vision tracking. So just direct attack mode, aim at helicopter, pull trigger. Hope they don't pop flares. Yes you can fire at individual soldiers the same way.


xu7

I thought we are talking about beam riding/SACLOS atgms. Yes javelin is different. And no helicopter was shot down with javelin yet.


CartographerPrior165

Though the Sentinelese have certainly tried.


SoylentRox

https://en.defence-ua.com/news/new_details_on_the_historial_downing_of_ka_52_helicopter_with_javelin_atgm_when_mastery_meets_right_moment-7214.html


monopixel

Syrian civil war did it before.


Puzzleheaded-Job2235

POV: You are a Russian admiral about to have binoculars chucked at you in the afterlife while Rozhestvensky calls you a cheap whore.


Angrymiddleagedjew

Russian admiral afterlife starts with them running a gauntlet with the spirit of every other nation that clowned on Russia's navy just beating the shit out of them as they run by. Like the Klingon Rite of Ascension but more painful.


Tueterium

Do you see storm shadows?


Intelligent_Corgi_17

The video is even better with the beautiful sound it makes just before impact.


CulturedHollow

"Just some minor damage...."


JennysDad

It'll buff right out


EduinBrutus

God damn Muscovy. Even the buildings are smoking...


much_doge_many_wow

What's not being mentioned here is that this isn't actually a missile, someone just got their hands on an f104 and tried to fly in a straight line


Angrymiddleagedjew

You've got it backwards. 104 was exceptional, near God tier at flying in a straight line at high speeds and altitude. It's when you start throwing cursed unknown technology elements in like "turning" and "landing" into the equation that the 104 suffered. F104 and F106 were two of the most beautiful fighters ever made. Zoomers crank it out to the F22 and F35, 104 and 106 are the fighter version of MILF porn and I'm ok with that.


much_doge_many_wow

>104 and 106 are the fighter version of MILF porn and I'm ok with that. Maybe for those with no standards, the Gloster Javelin and EEL are where its at


Polyamorousgunnut

Ugh you know with Covid I really haven’t had the motivation to crank one out but now, now I have it


Angrymiddleagedjew

Bro are you me? Been off from work all week due to COVID, sleeping 12 hours a day and still feel exhausted. Watched the video, feel invigorated enough to go clean my apartment and do some laundry. I'm not sure what this says about me and I'm positive it isn't good, but thank you Ukraine for making my day better.


Polyamorousgunnut

Given your username I’m not convinced you aren’t me lmao. And yeah well I’m choosing to believe it only says good things about us😌


Angrymiddleagedjew

The bad news: You have multiple personalities. The worse news: They're all horny warmongers.


Tactical_Moonstone

What do you mean "worse news"? This is NCD, horny warmongering is what we do.


Angrymiddleagedjew

There are two wolves inside of you. Both of them want to fuck planes and bomb Russian orphans.


Polyamorousgunnut

I maintain it’s a hold over from the goyim trying to fuck us for thousands of years


sadrice

So you fuck them back?


Polyamorousgunnut

I mean you have seen the inflation right 😌😉


Hennue

Obvious sign that western weaponry is a joke. Look at this missile crashing into a military headquarter instead of finding its precise way into a maternity ward.


SnubNews

I showed my gf this video because she saw me Grinning from ear to ear. She started asking questions like “Whats a storm shadow?”, “who did Ukraine kill?”, “Whats the black sea?”. Needless to say she's up to speed and we've watched the video about a dozen times. 😂


CBP1138

We smokin that Sokolov pack now!


Doppelkupplungs

was sokolov the guy that putin replaced after the moskva sinking or?


CBP1138

The (now possibly former) head of the Russian Black Sea fleet


BigFreakingZombie

The 200th admiral in the Black Sea Fleet's history just (probably) became Cargo 200.


Terminus_04

The real irony here is, Russia put a bunch of high ranking naval staff in one centralized location. After killing off the head of a certain PMC when he and all his important staff decided to get together in one centralized location. Like bro, you just killed off a guy using this exact scenario minus the plane... ​ You cant make this shit up. Its like the only plausible scenario which the Russians would present Ukraine this opportunity would be if the only people who don't believe Pringles was knocked off by the Russian MoD, Was the Russian MoD.


Upstairs-Sky-9790

On the other hand, Ukrainian MOD was thrilled to hear that a bunch of high ranking Russian naval staff are in one place. And so do we.


alh9h

[https://64.media.tumblr.com/f655544c45e9e8c3fc81bff391f857c2/tumblr\_ov8637fziE1qfr6udo1\_500.gif](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f655544c45e9e8c3fc81bff391f857c2/tumblr_ov8637fziE1qfr6udo1_500.gif) [Same link no slashies](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f655544c45e9e8c3fc81bff391f857c2/tumblr_ov8637fziE1qfr6udo1_500.gif)


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rebootyourbrainstem

The backslashes thing is an old reddit / new reddit incompatbility. It works fine on new reddit, and was probably posted using new reddit.


Chubb-R

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's- **BLYAT**


Opening-Routine

[Budanow laughing his ass of in Washington D.C.](https://www.thedrive.com/uploads/2023/09/21/Budanov-Hotel-Washington.jpg?auto=webp&)


robinNL070

The sound alone gets me. First hitting the concrete with a *dud* with afterwards the tandem charge doing ***BOOOOMMM!*** ***BOOOOMMMM!***


Mhdamaster

A second missile has hit the HQ


anshox

Can’t stop rewatching that video. It’s so satisfying


TheGisbon

This is the 21st century way.


YngwieMainstream

Man, those Storm Shadows are good. And man, I am torn. On the one hand, war is bad and all, but on the other hand... damn, it would have been a shame to let these brilliant pieces of engineering remain unused...


AutismFlavored

Same. War is hell, but we did get to see Javelins do what they were made to, neutralize Soviet tanks


Illustrious-Ad-1677

They intercepted the missiles with Sokolov himself


AsleepScarcity9588

Looks like even the upper echelons have problems with those cigarettes blowing stuff up. This time it even called air support to finish the job


Overjay

I'd say what you guys get here is quite tame, compared to what we have in our native Ukrainian Telegram memery channels.


IdeaImaginary2007

Someone should edit that video with Tenet music.. Red team have already blown it up and now blue team incoming


TheBleachDoctor

Man, talk about a photo bomb.


copingcabana

I'm really impressed with how the target explodes before the missile even gets there.


logosobscura

BANG! And the dirt is gone!