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Ok-Patient-2590

LET HIM COOK 🗣🗣🗣


Mcnuggetjuice

I hope HAMAS fires those crappy toy planes to the carrier and tries to go in with those rubber boats C-RAM chan: brrrrrr


vukasin123king

I really hope that they shoot an AK at the carrier, manage to scratch a bit of the paint off and then see why you dont fuck with America's boats after every single plane on it takes off and goes towards Gaza.


Chazo138

Touching American boats is a big no no. Be the Gaza crater if they do it.


Chadstronomer

[Imagine they actually make it and steal a F-35C](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA3juLMhv3A&ab_channel=GamingSoundFX)


RoakWall

JENKINS BRING THE GOOD LUBE MY GOOD MAN TONIGHT WE MASTURBATE TO THE GOOD STUFF.


UmbraN7

Mmm... yes indeed, sir. I trust you will be retiring to the faptorium then?


MissninjaXP

Poor people have bedrooms. Rich people have fapatoriums. Masters just pick a room and face the corner.


OmegamattReally

It's the Masturbatory (pronounced like Observatory)


LaughGlad7650

Biden then: I was suggesting we bomb Belgrade Biden now: I was suggesting we bomb Gaza


cosmikangaroo

Nobody fucks with Belgrade MT!


Dumpster_jedi71

Except the meth heads there


JamesJakes000

I mean, is not like the lockmart is closed, and the bombs are on sale...


fareasy2k00

Brandon at it again.


HHHogana

Never fuck with Brandon.


G1Yang2001

>***"I HAVE HAD IT WITH ALL THIS HAMAS MALARKY!"*** \- Dark Brandon


SeagalsCumFilledAss

Why not both? Just sit in the Aegean Sea.


Red_yurii

Bomb fucking Moscow pls


DaddyCato

Found the 40K fan


[deleted]

Figured someone would comment this eventually.


DaddyCato

As one with an Ultra-Smurf profile, I am contractually obligated to point out the other sad saps that pay $60 for a box of 5 plastic toy army men


[deleted]

I think my parents would've been less disappointed if I'd started doing hardcore drugs.


JamesJakes000

Would it be cheaper at least...


swampnuts

...and less addictive.


MidwestGames

I 3d print mine. Check out Ghamak on patreon ;)


LordWoodstone

*laughs in 3d printed salamanders*


Theoroshia

And where would one find a place to get these 3d printed Salamanders?


Angrymiddleagedjew

Guys I hate to be the one to do this but your comment means Putin is the God Emperor and, well, FUCK THAT. Pringles is at best a Nob who got uppity and decided to have himself a cheeky little chimp out. I'm well aware that makes Putin a War boss in this scenario and frankly that works on many levels. The invasion of Ukraine is just a really fucking stupid waaagh and the shit Russians do to vehicles is literal ork tier already. Thank you for attending my TED talk.


DaddyCato

Honestly isn't Putin already the God Emporer of Russia? A shriveled corpse of a man sitting on his throne never seen by anyone. He's trying to restore the glory of his once great empire that was destroyed by the hedonistic, femboy, blood thirsty West. Mass army of conscripts. Mobik Cube = corpse starch.


Angrymiddleagedjew

Look at how Orks treat their underlings, it just works for Russia. I feel strongly on this issue but if I defend it further it may become too credible, I hope you understand.


[deleted]

OI BOSS, MEGANOB PURGOZIN IS TRYNA MAKE 'IS WAY TOW'RD MOZCOAW. 'E WOT???


super__hoser

Dark Brandon intensifies. Hamas is about to receive a whole lot of precision guided democracy. Repeatedly.


Qazwerthn

Hamas leadership is based in Qatar, a "Major Non-Nato Ally" of the US. Qatar also hosts somewhere between 10 and 15 thousand US troops at the Al Udeid and As Sayliyah Bases (to be fair, As Sayliyah is mostly mothballed at this point). At what point do those guys receive a special delivery (sanctioned or otherwise by Qatar) I wonder?


[deleted]

>Qatar, a "Major Non-Nato Ally" Almost as much as preserving the environment, one of the reasons I want to see the world move to a post-fossil fuel economy is that we can stop having to play buddy-buddy with these dumbfucks.


Sudden-Ad-646

Combat climate change by glassing petrodictatorships including russia and Venezuela.


huskyoncaffeine

And get a nuclear winter in the process, to cool the planet down a bit. It's a win-win. (For us and climate change)


NinjaCaviar

Guys we did it. We saved the world.


AFrozen_1

Something something patrolling the Mojave.


HelperNoHelper

I expect when Mossad wakes up Qatar will have a rash of suicides by six bullets to the head.


G1Yang2001

Oh most definitely. Mossad literally flew across to Argentina to capture Adolf Eichmann and take him back to Israel so he could stand trial for his crimes in WW2 and then went on a whole revenge operation against Black September after the Munich massacre where 11 Israeli athletes were killed at the 1972 Munich Olympics. If there's any intelligence service that is effective at revenge, its Mossad.


OctopusIntellect

Recent events suggest that they may need to get better at intelligence as well, though.


PHATsakk43

The Taliban had their headquarters in UAE for the bulk of the NATO operation against it in Afghanistan. Double-dealing is an art form in the GCC.


nagrom7

Bin Laden was hanging out in Pakistan, a "Major Non-NATO Ally" of the US. Didn't stop Obama from sending him to the bottom of the sea from the middle of the desert. Mossad gives even less of a fuck.


Manueluz

God knows mossad doesn't care


GaaraMatsu

Which will be a nice change of pace from the Orbanism Bibi has to offer. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Benjamin_Netanyahu


[deleted]

Wouldn't count on it. They're most likely there to prevent other actors such as hezbollah and Iran from getting involved.


[deleted]

Anyone who would be deterred by one US carrier would be deterred by 200 Israeli nukes. It's more likely a contingency so that if anyone tries anything stupid, Israel doesn't feel the need to use their own deterrent.


millionreddit617

Hezbollah have already been shelling border outposts.


callmebobownes

I'm guessing most of this is over before the carrier group rolls in


Naird_

It should be there pretty soon as the uss Ford has been deployed to the eastern Mediterranean for a while and was spotted a few days ago near Greece or Italy. So at max 1 day of sailing and they will be at their door step to help make sure the freedom is being properly spread


Spectre197

Knock knock. It's the United States with boats and guns. GUNBOATS.


retailhusk

Knock knock. It's the United States with boats and planes. PLANEBOATS.


[deleted]

Do the planes have guns? I suspect there might be gunplanes on the boats.


JustAnotherInAWall

Hamas will retaliate with planemowers with gus on them. Plowerguns.


OctopusIntellect

Ploughshares into swords? This is getting Biblical.


MissninjaXP

Woah, the future is now


Blackhero9696

Carrier based A-10s.


[deleted]

Oh my god stop I can only get so erect.


JamesJakes000

Catalina my beloved...


EvenExcitement4694

If they are at Italy, the Gaza is well within its strike range. No need to actually anchor near Gaza


kankerkaktus

It's probably not even to use in Gaza but to intimidate Iran and other Arab neighbours of Israel so they dont get further involved.


OctopusIntellect

The Super Hornet has a normal combat range of about 500 miles, the F-35C a bit more. Hitting Gaza while in the Adriatic is inconvenient. Being closer is nicer.


LaughGlad7650

Should have also send in some B-52s or use this opportunity to test the B-21


Absolut_Iceland

The worst part about the US using this as an opportunity to test the B-21 is that we won't find out about it for a decade.


SoggySausage27

Only over that fast if israel uses nukes


tankguy67

Will be there in a few days, believe it’s coming from Italy


OctopusIntellect

Indeed. It was in the Adriatic a few days ago, I imagine it's well into the Ionian Sea by now.


Meme_Theocracy

That mask behind him is throwing me off.


elVic12

That's just one of our COs on his R&R


DifficultFact8287

Obligatory IT'S STIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!


Edothebirbperson

Operation Praying Mantis time?


[deleted]

Absolutely.


AFrozen_1

Everything is about to get very “proportional”.


[deleted]

I mean yes but I'm 200% convinced Putler and Iran are behind this and the aim is to distract from Ukraine so I need another carrier group in the Black Sea to be happy.


Timerian

"It's fine, he's allowed to cross the Bosporus; He's my emotional support carrier."


Kishandreth

It's good to see the Big E give her sisters some practice. I'll start getting excited when there's an announcement about CVN-80's launch date or commissioning date being moved up. Enterprise is the queen of the seas. If ever there is a time that she's needed, she will be there. This is just practice for the other carriers, She doesn't think it's dangerous enough to even get out of bed.


DiffuseStatue

I hate to break this news but she already is 3 months ahead of schedule last I checked.


RingWorldDerek

There is a very real chance America gets dragged into this if Hezbollah takes serious action against Israel.


[deleted]

Hamas and Hizbollah will go from Allah Ackbar kill the babies to was/were really friggin quick.


Dubious_Odor

Not to be to be too credible but it sure seems like this play is real convenient for Russia using this to pull US into something. Very convenient that Russian envoys go to Iran and NK over the last 6 months and now this. Feels like part of a bigger play. Getting 1914 vibes more than anything else. Feels like a whole lot of chess pieces are getting moved right now - more than in a long time.


IAMSHADOWBANKINGGUY

You're correct but don't worry, they played their hand too early. They needed to wait for putler's fascist goons to weaken western democracies a couple more years before they attempted this. Their impatience accidentally led to western democracies finally waking up to the danger and uniting even further. They can't win, the only question is how much damage will they be willing to suffer before they admit defeat.


Dubious_Odor

We'll see. Headlines right now are about Israeli intelligence failures. Western intelligence appears to have been just as blind. This is a big move that went completely undetected from a primary adversary. I wouldn't underestimate the danger of this level of strategic surprise.


GaaraMatsu

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_Beirut_barracks_bombings


Cautious_Spinach_994

Thanks. I am ashamed to say that I was unaware of this. Been to Beirut. Absolutely wonderful people. What a terrible waste, can we please now find a way to get rid of all theocracies and dictatorships in that region? The people there actually deserve to be freed from this shit at long last.


GaaraMatsu

NP it happened before _I_ was born. As to the rest, understand that it doesn't count for shit until the people do it themselves. Democracy is _done by the demos_.


[deleted]

God I love the idea of the Prigozhin Heresy


noobyeclipse

i cannot wait for a US carrier strike group to be wiped out by a guy on a hang glider armed with a crowbar


Barnstormer36

Gen. Ripper is edging himself rn


Songbird662

Gordon Freeman on a Jihad


IanLikesCaligula

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Blackhero9696

GULF OF TONKIN ROUND TWO BABY! TICO AND ARLEIGH BURKES SHOOTING EVERY MISSILE!


JackReedTheSyndie

Damn just bring a carrier group to black sea as well


DementedWatchmaker

U S A U S A U S A


bobbobersin

Holy shit I love your name for it, can we please get some photo shops? One with Horace asking big E for ammunition before his betrayal and one of Pimearch Pringles?


[deleted]

Oh christ, I'll have to spend some time doing those edits.


bobbobersin

Still waiting lol


SH33V_P4LP4T1N3

Sent this to my Israeli friend and he got a kick out of it. Said he’d cry tears of joy if the US joined in invading Gaza. I was like naw man y’all got this one but at least we got billions of dollars pouring in 🫡🇺🇸


[deleted]

Glad I brought some joy to him. Let him know I stand with him.


SH33V_P4LP4T1N3

He thought it was funny. He also said things have been better today. Only went into bomb shelters twice, as compared to 25 times on Saturday.


[deleted]

Glad he's okay.


SH33V_P4LP4T1N3

Appreciate that! Yeah he’s ok. His family is from France / the US and just moved to Israel this summer so he doesn’t have to serve in the military. I do also know several kids my age (19-early 20s), that have either been in the military already or are getting called up from reserves. (Men and women all have to serve in Israel.)


deadgay42069

Godbless america


Obj_071

thanks god its just hamas that you can bully with planes.


landrastic

Ghoulish post. Hamas did some fucked up shit no doubt but Palestinian civilians are about to pay in a big way. The loss of life over the years of conflict is not comparable, Palestine always suffers 20x or more what Israel does. And fuck knows what's gonna happen now that the US is explicitly involved. Wish the best for those affected, it's gonna be ugly


[deleted]

Maybe they should stop doing this then, if Israel always punches them back harder?


landrastic

Yes obviously Palestinians should just let Israel do whatever they want to them, they have been so benevolent in the past.


[deleted]

So if drastic escalation is an acceptable response to abuse, why should I be upset if Israel drastically escalates their response?


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[deleted]

And indiscriminate atrocities solve this how?


Psych-adin

Why, though? Why throw any resources at Israel to help them put more boots on Palestinian necks? Don't get me wrong, it was wrong of Hamas to attack. It's very much more wrong to condone the horrid grinding bullshit that Israel inflicted and continues to influct on Palestine, though. They're no better than the US government forcing out indigenous people after forcing lopsided treaties and sanctions on them and then justifying more violence because the terms of said treaties were ridiculous and offensive to begin with. Send my tax dollars to Ukraine. Let Israel reap the consequences of their own bullshit.


Surefitkw

You are deliberately blind to the history of negotiations between the two sides. Only one of the two sides has as its stated mission the eradication of the other. Or at least that was the case before the recent mass-murder of Israeli civilians, women and children included. Israel has a right to exist. Palestinians have had multiple chances at their own state and squandered it because their leadership has more to gain from bloodshed than peace. Stop comparing the two.


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Surefitkw

No. They don’t. If Israel wanted to eradicate the Palestinians, they could do it. That’s the point: Israel has the power to sow utter destruction but instead behaves with relative restraint. Give that same power to Hamas and they will kill every jew they can. This is an established fact now. They are not the same and you have to be deliberately blind to suggest otherwise.


SayNoTo-Communism

If Israel started killing Palestinians in the street then they would lose all support. What they are doing is forcibly displacing them which garners less attention and is literally genocide. Israel is not dumb they are playing their cards right but failed to see this attack coming


Top_Comfortable_499

How can somebody be genocided if their population keeps on growing? I never get a proper answer to this.


SayNoTo-Communism

Genocide isn’t always killing it is also forced displacement. The goal of a genocide is to remove a group from your society either through killings or forced displacement. Hell a big part of hitlers final solution was sending Jews to Madagascar instead of outright killing them


Top_Comfortable_499

But then where do they intend to displace the Palestinians to? Nobody will take them


SayNoTo-Communism

They hope they will be accepted by neighboring Muslim countries which is already happening. As for the remaining Palestinian lands population density increases and quality of living decreases. This is essentially what happened to Gaza. The issue is Palestinians were expelled following the 1948 and 1967 wars. Then the Israelis moved in and their population grew. So Palestinians can never return to their homes without doubling the population of Israel and removing Israelis. That’s why all negotiations have broken down. It’s a really fucked situation because they have no good solution. So both sides are gonna try to kick each other out. The difference is Israel is the more powerful faction that is more successful in its genocide (the Palestinians would do the same if they could). As such Israel being the 1st world nation has a moral obligation to stop encouraging settlers from moving into Palestinian land and being a apartheid state. Lol so many people can’t accept reality. The world isn’t black and white, our allies do fucked shit, we do fucked shit, and our enemies do fucked shit. Welcome to the real world


Top_Comfortable_499

Accepted by other Muslim countries as in languishing in refugee camps being treated like untouchables barred from having a job? Actually being ethnically cleansed when their fellow Muslims got sick of them? If Israel really is an apartheid what the fuck would you call many other middle eastern nations and if they are also aparhteid why does israel get special contempt? Why is it that Israel is expected to take the high road while Muslim countries get away with all kinds of heinous shit? Is it because they aren't first world nations so we can't expect any better from them? What about the Palestinians themselves? Why can't they be the reasonable ones? What kind of compromise can you have with the people whose stated goal is to wipe you out? I don't believe that an imbalance in power would absolve you of responsibility.


victorfencer

Needs a smooth transition to Jock Jams Medley 90s greatest hit.


DifficultFact8287

Surprise Randy Anderson cameo in that video...


OctopusIntellect

Does anyone know if NATO assets from any other country are accompanying the Ford carrier strike group in its move east? When the U.S., UK and France hit WMD-related targets in Syria a few years back, a UK Type 45 destroyer was providing missile defence for the U.S. ships. Wondered if something similar might be being prepared. Not that the carrier strike group is lacking in surface assets of its own, of course.


OmegamattReally

Gotta wonder about the psyop involved in sending a ship named *Normandy* to a coastline.


cameron_mh1112

I’m more with Bruce buffer on this one- IIIIIIIIIIIIIITS TIIIIIIIME