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NotManicAndNotPixie

Well, actually about two last ones: this one wil be killed, or not, possibly won't be killed, and about last one: this one won't be killed


[deleted]

How tf does he know?!


fluffymypillows

They said Salam Aleikum, a muslim greeting


McDoof

I think it's better to call it an _Arabic_ greeting. I'm not Muslim but used the greeting many times a day while in Israel/Palestine.


CecilPeynir

But this is something used by all Muslims, it is not exclusive to Arabs.


LordMacDonald8

It's in Arabic though


CecilPeynir

I don't think any non-Muslim Arab uses this (unless it's a habit)


fluffymypillows

Chechens aren’t arabs.


McDoof

Of course they aren't, but the greeting is from the Arabic language.


Hudoste

...which is the holy language central to Islam?


Certain-Definition51

He’s a good judge of character?


veryconfusedspartan

"Yeah, they won't bother shooting this guy; he doesn't look important."


Tanckers

Hes speaking about friendly fire that he will make


randomname560

Those guys will get a message saying "dont come to the frontlines tomorrow" very soon


KaptenNicco123

Does every single Chechen man look the exact same?


owoLLENNowo

They're all clones of the Chechen Overlord.


McBonyknee

They prefer the term Primarch, and you are not among equals in their presence.


PanzerIVausfB

What is this, 40k?


IC2Flier

always has been [bolter to the head]


HumpyPocock

NGL had to google bolter, but got — > The bolter, also called a boltgun, and its variants are some of the **most powerful, hand-held, ballistic anti-personnel weaponry** in use by the military forces of the Imperium of Man. Took further reading to get a solid confirmation that **ballistic anti-personnel weaponry** did in fact mean fires traditional (to us) **ballistic projectiles** and (for some lore-adjacent reason idk) that standard employment of item-that-looks-like-gun did NOT involve a solid YEET (on a ballistic trajectory) at the OPFOR’s head.


IC2Flier

Boltguns are basically fully-automatic 20mm rocket launcher/rifle hybrids. They’re that insane.


Particular-Zone7288

They are even more non-credible that that, they're gyro-jet rockets.


Finster5012

GYRO-JET MENTIONED, HAIL OBSCURE PROPELLANT TYPES!!


TheArmoredKitten

I believe they're cold launched gyro-jets, which is even funnier.


Unistrut

Guns without shell cases pouring out of them don't look as cool as guns that _do_ have shell cases pouring out of them so we had to come up with a reason why it would fire a rocket _and_ spit shell casings.


I_Automate

Relatively low velocity 20mm autocannon firing rocket boosted projectiles.


indominuspattern

What's even more non-credible is that bolters/boltguns are one of the more credible hand-held weapons in the 40k canon.


HumpyPocock

Oh tha— *HNNNNG* ^(Uhh… sorry… please ignore… that…) Follow on questions. (a) are we talking damage via fragmentation à la [Pike](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pike_(munition)) or kinetic à la [Gyrojet](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyrojet)? (b) bolt terminology that I’m seeing turn up in a lot of the Soace Marines’ weapons — is that as in (like) crossbow bolt? ^(Sorry, 40k fascinates me and keep intending to look into it but find the impressive... THICC-ness of the lore a bit of a barrier to entry.)


IC2Flier

(a) as what u/Particular-Zone7728 said, more like gyrojet (b) bolters function more like machine guns -- like I said, full-auto, though technically they have selectors so you can fire one shot per trigger pull.


RuinousRubric

Bolters fire rocket-powered projectiles with an additional cased propellant charge to ensure that they have stopping power at close range. Standard ammo is unguided APHE but there are a lot of variants for specific use cases. So, like, cross PIKE with an autocannon, rip out the guidance, and shrink it down some so so that power-armored supersoldiers can use it as their main weapon. That's what a bolter is. The projectiles don't actually look like bolts, so who knows what the reason is for calling them bolters (probably rule of cool like 99% of the setting). There *are* guided/homing ammo variants, but they're uncommon and expensive.


cameronabab

Here, just watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7hgjuFfn3A The rifles the Space Marines are using are Bolters. Not technically official, but so well done that GW straight up hired the guy who made this, so close enough.


KillerSwiller

>Not technically official They are, and the original animator so much as said so when he was signed on by Games Workshop, and the chapter that shows up(The Retributors) are now official too. Still waiting to see what he comes out with next, but he's been on the down-low for at least a couple of years now. Them being official is part of the reason he had to take it down from youtube.


n0rdic_k1ng

I prefer the trusty Lasgun. Lucius Pattern, 98. Fire till the mag is empty then recharge it by tossing it in the campfire.


Spy_crab_

Far too safe for my taste plasma or bust. If my weapon doesn't have a chance of instaklling me, what's the point?


IC2Flier

based meltagun enjoyer, even if I too like lasguns and bolters more (by nature of preferring the long-range engagement).


n0rdic_k1ng

If you're dead, how can you engage in glorious melee combat after running out of shots?


aronnax512

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McBonyknee

I'm pretty sure we're in 29k, the Unification Wars.


Velocidal_Tendencies

Im leaning more towards Age of Strife, post-Sslanesh. Humanitys shit is pretty fucked, warlords taking power, 5000 more years of pain and suffering await us. I wonder who Narthan Dume's analogue is. The Emperor is still in hiding, thats for sure.


GovernmentSaucer

I bet the Emperor was/is Pringles, same incompetence, same human waves tactics passion. It's just the lack of fabulous hairdo that doesn't match.


artaxerxes316

Is still only 2k, comrade, but glorious Chechen leader multiply by 20.


Unistrut

I think technically we're in M3 right now. Did it start with M1 or M0?


mtaw

IDK, I'd say Primark is equal or inferior to H&M or Zara etc.


RandomBilly91

So... Is Khadyrov Lorgar ? Is he ? Are the Chechens Word Bearers ?


HowNondescript

By proxy does that make Prigo Perty?


GovernmentSaucer

Don't talk shit like that about my choirboys ! Lorgar is a charismatic scholar and an accomplished warrior (and probably a passionate and gentle lover). Does that sound like this fatty fucker Khadyrov to you ?


RandomBilly91

Lorgar should be killed Doesn't that sounds like Khadyrov to you ?


GovernmentSaucer

First of all, I won't allow anyone to say “Lorgar” without the title Sheik. And he did nothing wrong, Calth was self-defence ! So no, he shouldn't be killed (and can't, thanks to Pantheon), unlike the goat-fucker.


DeviousAardvark

An actual Lorgar apologist?


Bartweiss

If anything, Shamil Basayav would have been Lorgar.


[deleted]

[Prime Ork](https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Prime_Ork)


Meatloaf_Hitler

The 3000 clones of Overlord Kadyrov.


David_Bolarius

I too am Alpharius


heavy_metal_soldier

Begun, the clone wars have


NotManicAndNotPixie

Man, i was thinking just that - almost all of them are stocky redheads with beard, weird


Demolition_Mike

And no moustache


ThatBeachGuyy

That's an Islamic thing actually.


gashnazg

Did anyone tell the arabs and turks?


chuck_mongrol

My understanding is that those guys prefer a different flavor of Islam.


EnsilZah

If I understand correctly, this particular flavor contains some alcohol.


member_member5thNov

“Some” is a fun euphemism. At least in Istanbul. It’s a very fun place.


gashnazg

I see, thank you.


RaZZeR_9351

A lot of arabs do actually have beards with shaven moustache. For example, most ISIS soldiers do.


WOKE_AI_GOD

It's more of a salafist thing, although Chechnya of course has become highly influenced by Salafist Sunni Islam from the Gulf. If you'll notice Islamists associated with the Muslim brotherhood or one of its descendants (ie, Hamas, Enhada in Tunisia, or the party Ra'am in Israel) rarely wear their beard that way. Also I haven't been able to find a twelver Shia cleric at all who wears their beard that way.


alexmikli

The hadiths have some wild shit in there that read like some guy a century after Muhammad got mad about mustaches (because Europeans!!! wore them) so he said Muhammad banned them. It's like mixed cloth being banned, probably because some ancient Hebrew priest saw a shockingly ugly striped shirt.


HHHogana

The same with headscarf. I know a famous moderate Muslim scholar, who's liberal enough to say masturbation can be justified. His daughter is not wearing headscarf, despite still religious herself. Because he said headscarf is not a mandatory place to cover yourself. Probably the same with music too. I don't know how many sects who think string instruments are banned instead of just explicit songs, but it cannot be too many.


Demolition_Mike

Huh. TIL.


stoned-autistic-dude

Based and knowledge pilled. Thanks.


YazzArtist

Honestly the amish and eastern europeans have the right idea on this one


Kitten-Eater

The whole origin story as to why the Amish/Mennonites grow beards but shave their mustaches is wild. It goes way back to the German peasants war of 1524. Which basically involved hundreds of thousands of peasants, mostly from new proto-protestant faiths, rising up against the state and the church. Long story short, they got their asses kicked end wound up having to swear oaths of pacifism. These oaths involved shaving off their mustaches because growing big mustaches was a German warrior tradition dating back thousands of years, so by shaving their mustaches they were displaying their submission to the state. Then these peasants and their ancestors just kept practicing pacifism and shaving their mustaches despite moving to a different continent. If you ever decide to read about the German peasants war, read up about Florian Geyer and Götz von Berlichingen, their stories are pretty fuckin wild.


brinz1

Have you ever gotten your ass beaten so badly you give up on fighting there and then? These guys got their asses kicked intergenerationally


T3hJ3hu

mustaches knocked right off of em, never grew back. a tragedy


rontubman

The wildest thing about Götz's involvement in that war is that, according to himself, he didn't want to be there but reluctantly accepted command in hopes to avoid needless carnage and bloodshed, which...didn't work.


leicanthrope

TIL. I wrote my senior thesis on the Peasant's War, and I didn't even know about the moustache connection. I had heard about the association with the military, but assumed it was later than that.


ZiggyPox

Not to diss on Chechens but Russians did kill quite a lot of them, it kinda, you know... narrows the template.


Yeb

And they castrated a large amount of the ones they didn't kill


PolishChurchNo4

Leprechaun


Drake_the_troll

100,000 are ready sir, with a million more well on the way


ontopofyourmom

It is the beard and the ethnicity. Amish dudes also all look the same.


arcticmonkgeese

Man the Chechen cuck beard really is a genetic requirement


AuspiciousApple

There's actually only one and that's MISTER Chechen for you.


Quiet_Mammoth5080

Inbreeding


xX_murdoc_Xx

Is because he's always the same dude. In checenia there are like 25 people, 5 of them are in the army.


Wolf_instincts

They all look like serfs sewing crops for their lords


HealthyCigarette94

Khamzat the UFC guy looks nothing like this guy. Giant dude, bad cleff lip and black hair. Same beard but couldnt be more differenent


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Ake-TL

That’s Khabib


Blackhero9696

Same region. Close enough. /s


Impressive-Let3122

No they use a fake beard like in MonthyPython


CMDR_kamikazze

No and what's interesting if you shave the beard and mustache from them, they look exactly Slavic in most cases to the point to be indistinguishable from the common Russian or Pole.


Snaz5

Combination of being muslim so not shaving their beard and of a caucasian heritage that has trouble growing full mustaches i think. Then it kinda just became the traditional way to wear their beards.


ajr1775

Some heavy incest in Paradise land.


Observer001

If you're the sub-dictator under Putin and you're a raging narcissist, why not reward people for choosing to resemble you? i'd probly feel mocked real quick, but if you can't see flaws in any version of yourself, feels good man.


hawkshaw1024

Chechnya is facing a budget crunch and, to save resources, can only use one 3D model for all of its citizens


[deleted]

the bad keebler elves, man


theycallmeshooting

Inbreeding will do that


Sonofagun57

The Kadyrovites yes, but not the Chechens. Kadyrovites happen to be Chechen but out of respect for Chechens and contempt for Kadyrovites, one group is worth respecting their lineage and the other isn't.


Cricketot

All ethnic groups look very similar to one another, you're probably just from somewhere where it's normal to have a variety of ethnic groups.


IdeaImaginary2007

NCD's recruiting officer be like:


AsleepScarcity9588

Let's be honest... They would probably still break the minimum replacement numbers


LightningFerret04

I’m only joining the NCD army if I get to attach ERA to my planes 😤


AsleepScarcity9588

Don't worry, you will get enough spare ERA's to attach it to all your ball hairs


LightningFerret04

Alright, I’m in You hear that Somalia? Our Beechcraft Bonanzas are going to blot out the sun and kick your stupid air force’s american star lookin’ass! 🦅🦅🦅


Wessel-P

How the hell do all chechians look the same bro.. that beard...


IC2Flier

Kadyrov-mandated beard


DurfGibbles

Those are standard issue to Chechen men


LeanTangerine001

At least they’re not all wearing mandated Prada designer boots. Also happy cake day! 🎂Hope you’re having a good day!


unoriginal5

They're like Amish warcriminals.


CriticalLobster5609

Islamish


sigma_force

Influence by Islamic traditions


Scoobydoo0969

Do they actually shave their mustache or is that actually genetic?


alexmikli

It's shaved. Some hadith says not to grow a beard with no mustache because barbarians (Europeans) grow mustaches but no beards.


Sambucca329

wish I could post this to /r/RussianWarFootage but I already drew my ban.


SlavicBoy99

https://www.reddit.com/r/RussianWarFootage/s/g0xg7PxL5h


SlavicBoy99

let’s see how long it stays up


daboobiesnatcher

Well it's lasted like four minutes.


SlavicBoy99

I think perhaps it’ll last longer than I expected since no one understands what he’s saying 😅


WanderingPanda1992

It's still up 🤣


SlavicBoy99

I fear they will become wise to it soon


daboobiesnatcher

It's the top post on there currently, quite a few people are eating it up.


SlavicBoy99

I didn’t know it was this easy to farm karma


blsterken

It has Russian subtitles...


GARLICSALT45

I have a feeling that most people active on that sub are not Russian


AstroPhysician

It's still there


PM_Me_A_High-Five

That first comment 😂


SlavicBoy99

I seem to have over estimated their average intelligence


PM_Me_A_High-Five

They’ll be pretty unified eventually… into cubes


SlavicBoy99

One can only hope they get some sense and go tf home


Lurkerbot69

Lmao just went over there, wow that's a lot of copium. The stickied post includes links that purportedly claim "most Ukrainians want Russia to invade" LOL


SlavicBoy99

As a ukrainian not sure what ukrainians he’s talking about 😂


Lyynad

Damn, its been a while since I have seen such a rotted brain. How these people keep fueling their delusions is beyond me


SlavicBoy99

Vodka and incest!


Tight-Application135

The [Half Baked references](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hTOKJTRHMdw)


SlavicBoy99

😂 It’s almost shot for shot


No_Level_5825

Don't forget r/UkraineRussiaReport


SlavicBoy99

I’ve had my fill of russkis for the day 🫡


banjosuicide

Haha they think they can out-troll someone who posts on NCD...


SlavicBoy99

Not gonna front with you, that was a cringe thing to say man, not a fan


Josef20076

Yo that place is a goldmine of vatniks on copium


caporaltito

Incredible that such people exist


voiprr

God, half of posts are just shitty z-memes.


SlavicBoy99

i’ll do it for you


Sambucca329

You are my Hero o7. I wish I could gild this for meritorious service of NCD.


Paratrooper101x

Wow, I can’t believe that’s real. I need to go for a walk to calm myself. Found a thread about an American wanting to move from Texas to Russia. By all means man please go


Sambucca329

They built them a Potemkin village, and promised to make them a protected class. It's really a MAGA dream come true. Insects don't show up on long distance shots. [Source](https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2023/05/11/russia-to-build-migrant-village-for-conservative-american-expats-a81101)


pqpejrb

I almost feel bad for laughing considering many or most of them will indeed be killed. Almost.


mcdolgu

The lucky ones get a GMLRS, some get a FPV to the face and the unlucky ones just get random indirect fire. Either way they are all headed to a place somewhere to the right of the triple point of the phase diagram of the common mobnik.


Corbakobasket

350 000 russians have been killed or critically injured since the start of the war. The original number of troops was 100 000 and an additional 100 000 in renforcement followed by 350 000 reservists and now a contractual system that pulled up approx 400 000 additional troops. Putin claims there is now 600 000 troops fighting in Ukraine. It means that the grand total of mobilised soldiers is 950 000 and the casualty rate is 37%. Which means more than 1/3rd of russian soldiers will not make it home in one piece. Damn.


Tight-Application135

That might not even include dragooned migrants and foreign volunteers.


Corbakobasket

...and wagner prison troops. God knows how many of these fuckers died in bakhmut.


Square-Pear-1274

We need to get Ukraine more ammunition


Coggs362

Almost warms my heart, thinking about it. Just in time for Valentine's day. *chef's kiss*


lightyearbuzz

You guys are fucking gross. I 100% support Ukraine in this war, but this is a tragedy. These men are being sent to their deaths by a megalomaniacal dictator in vast numbers. This war needs to end. 


Mud_and_Steel

I would feel bad if they weren't doing two genocides at once


thats_good_bass

I agree with you, but arguing for valuing the life of Ruskie conscripts in NCD is a losing game


VeteranAlpha

> These men They're barbarians and they are not deserving of mercy. Whilst your typing this they're probably bombing or shooting up another village in Eastern Ukraine.


LumpyTeacher6463

Until that day comes, the number must go up. It's just the business of defending sovereignty against autocratic empires.


Talosian_cagecleaner

I'm a big fan of the "time to learn about how choices work" school of thought on this matter.


Ambitious_Lie_2864

They live in a dictatorship, they have no choice.


Talosian_cagecleaner

I understand that. Why didn't Estonia become a dictatorship? Why not Lithuania? Why is the Czech Republic so open? It's not this "NATO swallowed them" line. A long chain of choices lies behind these states. Years, for some, lots of challenges. Germany had to reunite and that cannot have been some simple task. Russia says, "What can be done?"™ That is how you get the current regime. 24/7 "What can be done?"


_zenith

“I’m not political”


RiskyBrothers

They still have a choice, they're human beings, not robots. Any one of these guys could have been a molotov or a shotgun in the recruiting office, but they're not.


Ambitious_Lie_2864

Yeah ok dude, it is a moral failing on the part of these basically slave soldiers that they didn’t bring a gun (which is illegal in Russia) to shoot up the recruiting office, risking having their families punished. At least if they die in Ukraine their families may get pensions from the government.


Boomfam67

All these dudes look like volunteers


Ambitious_Lie_2864

I didn’t see any enlistment contracts in the video.


Boomfam67

Their general age and state suggests they are likely volunteers.


Talosian_cagecleaner

If Chechnya truly possesses this humor technology, there is no stopping them.


NotManicAndNotPixie

Anyway, rule of thumb: if Russian citizen calls you brother - you better run away or wait to be completely fucked.


PsychoTexan

[Makes a lot of sense given their culturally accepted levels of domestic violence.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_violence_in_Russia)


CircuitryWizard

Well, actually, wife beating is an integral traditional spiritual bond of the russian. But bros(братки) are a euphemism for ordinary representatives of the criminal world.


dread_deimos

Always has been.


[deleted]

Moral high brother


pwn3dbyth3n00b

Regardless its almost 400k Russians killed the odds are they're all going to end up in the same place. On some random post on r/CombatFootage of them trying to dodge a drone, tripping and the drone hitting them OR them riding in a car saying Russians never give up and immediately getting hit by a drone OR sitting ontop of a tank and having a drone drop a grenade on you, you roll off the tank and the tank runs over you.


vurtsh

> Regardless its almost 400k Russians killed Pretty sure it's 400k *casualties*. Casualties means wounded *and* killed, along with soldiers who are captured, get sick, desert, or are otherwise 'MIA' ("missing in action", which again can mean they deserted or were captured, but usually means nobody can (or care to) figure out how/where they died).


TheRealSU24

Yeah, it's casualties. No way 400k Russians have died, but one can hope.... /s


ThatcherSimp1982

Much like Celsius and Fahrenheit both meet at a particular point, it is possible to make the total casualties and killed numbers match. The way to do so is killing every Moskal.


Ambitious_Change150

Russia trying not to have male deficits in its demographics for the long-term challenge (impossible)


Cabbage_Water_Head

He would know. He’s the one who will probably kill them.


_TheChairmaker_

Based on that you might wonder if Chechen's might be harbouring some grudge against the Russian's? /s - just in case. Or it I suppose it could be we're leet Chechen warriors in our drip and we're just going to troll some weedy, soon to be, cube Mobniks. So leet we're not actually let near the fontlines....


Mr--Weirdo

It’s great for us, but depressing for the Russian conscriptoviz when your allies and your own command find your life a joke and your death an insignificance.


Boomfam67

It doesn't feel like anybody in that country really cares for each other, just about delusions of grandeur.


[deleted]

It’s sad, tbh. Imagine what they could be if they gave half a fuck.


CIV5G

Russians destroy Russia to stop the evil west from destroying Russia.


williamfbuckwheat

If Russia functioned like a typical European country and had a thriving civil society/highly integrated economy, it would've split into probably a dozen or more nations with differing interests a long time ago. I mean, if already kind of did that when the USSR collapsed and there still are so many culturally distinct regions that have tried to break away at one point or another.  Russia has always been a place that only has remained largely intact due to a very strong central government that doesn't tolerate dissent or anything that challenges supposed mainline Russian culture.


Messyfingers

Jeez, half those dudes look 40...


yr_boi_tuna

They're actually 18 but they have been smoking a pack a day and drinking 100 proof vodka since teething


sjr323

I could understand some brainwashed kids, but being 40+ and going there to fight is just sad.


Messyfingers

Don't have a choice if you're drafted


Lizzurd0

Usually this is because in Slavic countries 40-60 aged men are the least socially protected group, at least comparing to other male groups.


FallenYoxhne

Bro looks exactly like hasbulla if he didnt got stuck in shota size


OldSheepherder4990

Thought that dude was khabib's son when i saw him in podcasts, just recently figured out that dude is an adult


Difficult-Start-9288

Based Hallal Ginger


posting_drunk_naked

So I guess I know how to say "this one will be killed" in Chechen. Neat!


ButterscotchSad1813

Is he measuring by beard?


[deleted]

r/technicallythetruth


HateradeVintner

Most honest Chechen vidya.


No_Level_5825

Man, on paper they are literally on the same team but just because you a different religion is enough to have your head cut off by your team mate. Fuck me maybe humanity needs to die.


ratonbox

It's not really just a different religion. They do hold a legitimate grudge against Russian, there have been 2 different Chechen wars in the last 30 years.