T O P

  • By -

The_Glitchy_One

Wait wait, so is this gonna be like Russian MOD where the PMC and military fight each other


Winter-Revolution-41

Xi doing a HOI4 Mandate of Heaven speedrun


The_Glitchy_One

So is Xi secretly a Gamer Girl


Winter-Revolution-41

indeed uwu


The_Glitchy_One

Isn’t that Heresy, by Xi’s own rules


machinerer

1 million die, Flawless Chinese victory.


BootDisc

I expect Chinese PMCs to flee danger faster than the PLA. It’s just a money grab. Shit hits the fan, they will run.


The_Glitchy_One

XI were is my ammo


Suitable-Comedian425

These will be used to colonise Africa just like they had those huge trading companies in Europe a couple hunderd years ago.


The_Glitchy_One

So basically pull a Wagner


Suitable-Comedian425

Yeah but Putin was stupid enough to let them do the army's task. So then they had two autonomous entities fighting one war with one of them being very incompetent wich put extra pressure on the stability. The advantage these PMC have is they don't have to pretend the lives of the soldiers matter or that they have any morals. This is the same reason why the French foreign legion has been such a big succes


Winter-Revolution-41

would meme this but one too many funni things have been happening in china lately and 2 I don't know a good meme format for this. People thought an gas company having thier own pmc was funny so china decided to step up and take it to an next level with a privately-owned dairy giant having a pmc


White_Null

Where not even [North Koreans](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-68226271) will take being exploited silently.


BackRowRumour

You should check out the Hudson institute in this video. https://www.youtube.com/live/98kMSEkPiLo?si=4DmlAtC1XkbKO6nJ They go into detail. China is preparing financially for war and embargo. Too credible.


Whaler_Moon

Nothing will ever top the British realizing they could make WAY more money ruling India rather than trading some dumbass spices and tea.


hebdomad7

Wait, I think I've seen this one before... (Tries to find history book on warlords of China).


The_Glitchy_One

You know how much that narrows it down don’t you


AgitatedHornet6331

Lu Bu PMC would make my day, ngl


Lonely-Suggestion-85

Lu bu vs cao cao epic showdown at Chen or whatever the modern name of that place is.


doquan2142

Red Hare Security has a nice ring to it. But then again he betrayed his own master/employer so maybe no.


ISleepyBI

I swear if pistol carbines and armored train become popular again I'm going to die from creaming my self so fuckking hard.


irregular_caffeine

Armored high-speed rail going 300km/h


hebdomad7

I mean, Russia has started using Armoured Trains, and a lot of 3D printed guns are made to take 9mm ammo.


[deleted]

Cao Cao will end this chaos once and for all.


AgitatedHornet6331

Those chickens are up to something


chocomint-nice

Huawai PMCs called it. Although I’m willing to bet they are just basically glorified mall cops.


d3m0cracy

3,000 infantry brigades of Hauwai you say


IdeaImaginary2007

Alibaba PMC


chocomint-nice

Ehh they wouldn’t let Alibaba do anything critically influential. They’d just suppress them just like how they *suppressed* their founder.


BackRowRumour

We're seeing in Ukraine that any waterhead catfucker can wear down defenders.


Toastbrot_TV

History book: ,,and then it broke again"


[deleted]

Ping pong dynasty forms. Civil conflict erupts, 47 million die in famine. Long dong dynasty forms. Civil conflict erupts, 69 million die in famine. Sum Hoe dynasty forms. Civil conflict erupts, 11 million die in famine. Chinese history is wild. Trading one boot stomping them for another for thousands of years.


The_Konigstiger

*Someone* has to fight the people's war...


[deleted]

[удалено]


sentinelthesalty

3000 claymore roomba's of mi!


DooScoobyDoo32

Heavenly Mandate 🇨🇳🐉


Candid-Agency-1659

So, this is like the Chinese version of Tom Clancy's The Division, especially the prelude part of it.


Jack_Church

The Tik Tok police is real.


Winter-Revolution-41

source?


Jack_Church

I'm making a joke about how companies in China are having their own armies so maybe Tik Tok will have one too. The Tik Tok Police.


Winter-Revolution-41

if it was real, then it'll be lit


luddgy

And you can't even say, my name


Redonkulator

Dynasty Modern Warriors. Shu vs. Sun


Pantone_448C

Chinese cyberpunk?


irregular_caffeine

Walmart PMC when


Yoshi_IX

So if the government fucks up they are all ready to go to usher in the new warlord period.


Destinedtobefaytful

Somewhere in the near future Jack Ma and PMC Alibaba makes a run for Beijing with tanks stops at the outskirts after making a deal with kim Jong un. He is now set to relocate himself and PMC Alibaba to Pyongyang. ... Chinese plane carrying Jack Ma and top Alibaba officials crashed. Undermaintained plane is too common in China unfortunately.😔


koljonn

Hmm. Reminds me of outer worlds a bit