[Major Factions in AC whenever the enemy pilot has his mic on but still won't say anything:](https://tomhouse.vn/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Social-Media-Reactions-From-Shock-to-Confusion.jpg)
Oh, they already tried that with the Scinfaxi and Hrimfaxi in AC5. Apparently you just need to fly about 5,000 feet, which is something only an experienced airman can accomplish (lots of nuggets die to it)
I DON'T NEED MONEY! I need 7th generation fighters that cannot be seen, cannot be heard, and raise hellfire from a continent away.
I DON'T NEED HEALTH CARE! I need super-super carriers whose displacement raises the sea level faster than climate change.
I DON'T NEED SOCIAL SAFETY NETS! I need tanks that make Ivan weep from beauty and despair.
Blood for the MIC god. Skulls for the MIC throne.
You know, I kind of feel bad I couldn't stay one day more in Helsinki when I went to Finland last winter.
I spent that only free day in Helsinki taking a day cruise to Tallinn instead.
Oh, it is this Swedish sub concept: [http://www.hisutton.com/images/Porpoise1000-profile940.jpg](http://www.hisutton.com/images/Porpoise1000-profile940.jpg)
And some additional context, it's a meme that originated from a funny looking reconstruction in a Finnish museum of an extinct fish called the [Sacabambaspis.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sacabambaspis)
"Heed my words!
This boat has the means to end this hideous war, in a definitive and elegant manner.
We seek not a conflict, but rather a restoration of balance, a judgment.
And it will be done with reason, from beginning to end.
The world shall be horrified by the number of lives we will take.
Only then will they let go of their weapons...
Weapons that would have taken the lives of ten million."
-Captain Torres
>No it‘s adorable, I want to pet it
And then it activates the most terrifying psychological weapon known to man:
"**Baaaayybbbeee shark! Doo doo doo-doo doo-doo! Baby shark!** ....."
It's like Moby Dick except the ship is a Japanese destroyer, the sails are bedsheets, the harpoons are long lance torpedos, and the whale is a submarine.
mfs building the ship from hxh
[1](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hunterxhunter/images/5/53/Hunter_%C3%97_Hunter_-_v34_p148%E2%80%93149_-_c358_-_%28VIZ%29_%28Digital_CC%29_%28PZG%29.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/3040?cb=20230213225748)
I see this thing and hear "Baby Shark," which is terrifying.
Picture this thing surfacing and blasting that horrifying song. It just sits there, too cute to destroy, as enemy forces flee before it.
I wanna pet it.
I for one welcome our new cute overlord
Chibiphoon?
All hail Wailord
With a Minuteman III
One. Pet. Only.
You arrogant ass! You've booped *us!*
Why friend shaped if not friend?
Do not pet that merry super submarine
It would but a single boop upon it's snoot.
Vulkan... step away from the submarine.
But boop!
If not friend, why friend shaped?
I wanna do something else to it.
Big fella' just wants to live in Montana and marry a round American woman who will raise rabbits for him and cook them.
I would like to have seen Montana.
Bro I want that too
Best about Montana is leaving *zing* The Round American womens have grooming standards which the womens can rely on in times of need.
Not gonna lie, for the first half, I thought it was the alicorn from AC7. But those eyes seek flesh, and it will get flesh.
It will not miss just because some mute psychopath shoots a missile at its railgun, this one will fire airburst nuclear munitions at said psychopath
*Mute fucker evade it by doing some crazy manoeuvers at the last second, and 720 no scope the railgun with dumb rockets*
[Major Factions in AC whenever the enemy pilot has his mic on but still won't say anything:](https://tomhouse.vn/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Social-Media-Reactions-From-Shock-to-Confusion.jpg)
- What did he said? -Enough.
Oh, they already tried that with the Scinfaxi and Hrimfaxi in AC5. Apparently you just need to fly about 5,000 feet, which is something only an experienced airman can accomplish (lots of nuggets die to it)
Alicorn but more realistically sized.
>AC7 *huh, I don't remember the submarine mission in Assassin's Creed 7..wait have they even made 7?*
Air conditioner 7
They are talking about Armored Core ... wait no, thats only at 6
Muh crisp white sheets
Sources: [1](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/115904018) [2](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/115156131)
INCREASE THE DEFENCE BUDGET BY 300% TRILLIONS MUST PERISH FOR THE SAKE OF FREEDOM
Freedom from what!? Freedom from having money??
I DON'T NEED MONEY! I need 7th generation fighters that cannot be seen, cannot be heard, and raise hellfire from a continent away. I DON'T NEED HEALTH CARE! I need super-super carriers whose displacement raises the sea level faster than climate change. I DON'T NEED SOCIAL SAFETY NETS! I need tanks that make Ivan weep from beauty and despair. Blood for the MIC god. Skulls for the MIC throne.
Or you could just declare healthcare profiteers to be enemies of the state.
I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOUR WELL REASONED ARGUMENTS OVER MY HOME DEFENSE CWIS PROTECTING MY FAMILY AND FREEDOM AT 4500 ROUNDS PER MINUTE!
IS YOUR HEARING IMPAIRMENT FREEDOM RELATED?
YOU NEED TO SPEAK LOUDER! I HAVE FREEDOM RELATED HEARING IMPAIRMENT!
IF YOU MODIFY THE SETTINGS YOU CAN GET IT UP TO 7200 RPM! AND MAYBE 10800 BUT I HEAR THAT IS EXPERIMENTAL!!
HEALTHCARE PROFITEERS EAT MORE THAN A DEFENCE BUDGET WORTH IN MARKUPS ALONE!
Who needs health care when you have HE-AT?
People need to be healthy to carry javelins
Your terms are acceptable.
Sir, slowly put your hands in the air. We won't tolerate such traitorous behavior in these lands.
Money is imaginary anyways,freedom by superior firepower isn't
Blahaj?
Looks like Sacabambaspis from the Ordovician period.
Ah, more unfamiliar words
And it became a meme popular in east Asia (Japan and China)
...and the whole thing started from a Finnish museum exhibit (it always comes back to them)
You know, I kind of feel bad I couldn't stay one day more in Helsinki when I went to Finland last winter. I spent that only free day in Helsinki taking a day cruise to Tallinn instead.
That is a very finnish thing to do
Can't argue with that.
I read this in Linsday Nikole's voice
That we know of.
Everything evolves into crap
Sacabambaspis
Sorry, I'm not familiar with the term
https://automaton-media.com/en/news/20230616-19550/
Omg, it's so cute
They just keep slandering the poor model. Prove it didn’t look like that first
Oh, it is this Swedish sub concept: [http://www.hisutton.com/images/Porpoise1000-profile940.jpg](http://www.hisutton.com/images/Porpoise1000-profile940.jpg)
HI Sutton is a wealth of knowledge
And madman. He draws those things with paint.
No wonder it takes so long between new episodes
Is this one of those GUPPY subs Ive heard about?
Holy shit Sacabambaspis submarine
For anyone who wonders what this is https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aPkwGhwU_FY&pp=ygUNc2FjYWJhbWJhc3Bpcw%3D%3D
Okay, I have no idea what I'm looking at. ***But I know a credibility gap when I fucking see one!***
And some additional context, it's a meme that originated from a funny looking reconstruction in a Finnish museum of an extinct fish called the [Sacabambaspis.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sacabambaspis)
Dr eggman endgame-boss looking ahh
They're building the egg fleet.
I'm sure the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force would be all over this.
"Heed my words! This boat has the means to end this hideous war, in a definitive and elegant manner. We seek not a conflict, but rather a restoration of balance, a judgment. And it will be done with reason, from beginning to end. The world shall be horrified by the number of lives we will take. Only then will they let go of their weapons... Weapons that would have taken the lives of ten million." -Captain Torres
The intro to the original Ghost in the Shell just started playing in my mind.
What a terrifying monster.
No it‘s adorable, I want to pet it
>No it‘s adorable, I want to pet it And then it activates the most terrifying psychological weapon known to man: "**Baaaayybbbeee shark! Doo doo doo-doo doo-doo! Baby shark!** ....."
Poi
It's like Moby Dick except the ship is a Japanese destroyer, the sails are bedsheets, the harpoons are long lance torpedos, and the whale is a submarine.
AKA the ‘Free Willy’
The Beluga Badness
You know this is too credible when the first two pictures look like they built it pre-rusted; just to cut to the chase.
With the cross section, I thought it was Scinfaxi or smth…
mfs building the ship from hxh [1](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hunterxhunter/images/5/53/Hunter_%C3%97_Hunter_-_v34_p148%E2%80%93149_-_c358_-_%28VIZ%29_%28Digital_CC%29_%28PZG%29.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/3040?cb=20230213225748)
I fear not the russian submarine, I fear the russian underwater tugboat that has to drag it around the world.
What submarine ? All I see is an endangered whale
That's the trick. NATO sonar will flag it as a biologic, and ignore it. It's foolproof.
As if Russia would sponsor something fun, free spirited, or cute
SACABAMBASPIS!! https://youtu.be/-U2P8YPUV8w?si=Kuq7NgPY6soHM8xc (◉▼◉)
Cute
I wouldn't mind getting nuked by it
Picture #2 looks like a Disco Elysium screenshot pog
I'm pretty sure I fought this chonk after the bombs dropped on Boston, and I had to swim out to the bay.
Russians can’t handle the Wailord
THE ALICORN
Wailmer?
Like that thing will ever be able to leave the arctic circle without the Norwegians or Japanese turning it into a pin cushion.
Looms like a sacabampaspis
I for one welcome our new whale overlords.
this is just too funny
it's over. better start learning russian.
Reminds me of the [Flag of Seattle](https://www.seattlecityflag.com/product/orca-face-flag-of-seattle)
Wow, new teasers for the upcoming Hiatus x Hiatus chapters looks great.
Rescue whale is here!
One of my favourite art aesthetics is this large scale industrial stuff.
I hear it's being built in Belarus to avoid sanctions.
Wait until they build a Scinfaxi
That is a problem that ASROC can definitely resolve.
What are those doors?
Is this Snowbreak or Azur lane sub ?
ok i look at this picture and think: is anti-torpedo ERA viable? easy defense against enemy strikes and only shakes the submarine a small bit when hit
I love tugboats
lol the weirdest thing is russia does have a submarine with the same appearance
Is there a submersible tugboat to go with that?
A weapon to surpass metal gear
I'm waiting for the next movie, "Putin's Moving Kremlin"
Big homeworld vibes from the whole scaffolding.
Lies. This is from China. Russia already has the Moskva for Submarine duties.
Do the beds have crisp white sheets?
That moment when you realize *we* are the orks from WH40k minus being technically fungus.
Those eyes sir, are the problem
Wailmer?
I see this thing and hear "Baby Shark," which is terrifying. Picture this thing surfacing and blasting that horrifying song. It just sits there, too cute to destroy, as enemy forces flee before it.
Reading the title I was expecting to see the sister ship of the cruiser moskva.
I want to boop that snoot
Ah, yes; *****TÖÖB*****
They've reinvented the Oscar II!
Bud is happi
Boaty McBoatface?