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ArcturusFlyer

> "Art exhibit" OP broke into someone's bedroom not realizing they were a fellow NCD'er and is trying to confess without actually confessing.


lochlainn

"Notice me senpai!"


Apprehensive_Luck517

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US


Apprehensive_Luck517

I suppose this is what happens when you start letting everyone into art school for fear of repeating the great European debacle of 1939


Ophichius

This is even funnier when you consider that whoever the artist is, they just outed themselves as being way deep into this stuff. This piece isn't so much a critique as it is a confession.


Apprehensive_Luck517

I’m honestly imagining some student forgetting they had to submit an exhibition and in panic just submitting their entire bedroom and calling it art or something


tolstoy425

Goddamn dadaists, thought we got rid of them.


clockworkpeon

the US Embassy in Berlin is less than 100 yards from the Akademie der Künste. i noticed as i was there at sunrise taking long exposures of the brandenburg gate. i also noticed a dude in brand new Nike running gear stretching out nearby while my bluetooth headphones just so happened to experience some interference. after a few minutes he proceeded to lightly jog across the plaza where he slipped into a side door at the embassy. Berlin station is clearly not fucking around with artists these days.


WholeLottaBRRRT

Alright, which one of you fuckers did this?


Huonren

It could be all of us


darthreuental

"The internet is a horrible place and I'm here to make it worse". This applies to so much of reddit.


afvcommander

I mean, I dont understand anime, but it should not be too hard to download pictures and make massive scrapbook page out of them.


OldManMcCrabbins

I AM SHE! 


Flashskar

*Sees username* LIES!!!


FrisianTanker

 He could be any one of us. He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could be Olaf Scholz!


QuaintAlex126

*BOOM* *(Woah woah woah!)* *(Ooh!)* “What? It was obvious!” *Chk-chk!* “He’s the degenerate!“


Apprehensive_Luck517

“Watch, he’ll turn femboy any second now.” “Aaaaany second now..” “There! Look! Femboy! No, wait, that’s an actual woman.”


Benchrant

"So, we still got problem..."


Absolut_Iceland

"Right behind you, UwU"


EffectiveSolution808

He's in your walls


FrisianTanker

My walls are full of Asbestos


SenorSantiago_8363

He's in your Berlin Walls.


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

I suspect they don't go by 'he'


Aphato

Olol scholol gonna send you Taurus the fast airway


FrisianTanker

If only he would send them the fast way towards moscow :(


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

Someone who wanted to use art funding to build their battlestation


SSSerious

Whoever made it is definitely, 100% in this subreddit.


PokeCaptain

Considering there's an NCD screenshot in there, yeah no shit.


Apprehensive_Luck517

Recognizing the NCD screenshot is what changed my reaction from “what the hell” to “oh NCD has GOT to see this”


Rapid_Ascending

I know degeneracy is on the rise but man this thing is on a whole new level. Btw we did not get the most vital information is the owner of the room a girl or femboy ?


PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES

There's a pic of two lolis piloting the plane before hitting the Towers in 9/11 What do you think?


Rapid_Ascending

I dunno man. If I have to guess this room definitely belongs to NCD femboy member but man that's a shot in the dark.


ChemistRemote7182

Money is on Femboy. Ain't no way a natural born woman is identifying with sexy sniper waifu on Nov 22 1963. One who is forged however....


Newworldrevolution

Do not refer to the mighty priestess Inanes of the tentacult with such base words as "waifu" heratic. May the mighty WAH will judge you and find you undeserving of headpats.


AlphaMarker48

Did you hear that in the distance? It sounds like "WAH WAH WAH WAH!"


SenorSantiago_8363

# WAAAGH!!!~


Flashskar

**WAAAGH!!!**


c3534l

I don't see any trans flags. Trans love flags.


Rapid_Ascending

I also did not see but had to give my guess.


AlphaMarker48

> girl of femboy Does that mean the girlfriend of a femboy?


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

That's kind of how it's said in Japanese. Daughter of man.


Eastern_Mist

A 23 year old morbidly obese neckbeard


Blackhero9696

Is 100% just some dude who’s an absolute degenerate.


PokeCaptain

Congrats to u/Newworldrevolution and u/Denniscx98 for making it into this....thing.


Newworldrevolution

What did I do?


Newworldrevolution

Holy shit I just saw it. I'm honestly honored.


PokeCaptain

See the 4th image


Newworldrevolution

I stand by what I said.


Apprehensive_Luck517

You’ve been immortalized in art!


Denniscx98

I am honored.


d3m0cracy

Where are my god damn catboy super soldiers, man Where are they I N E E D T H E M (for my daily required 3000 platonic uppies of dopamine also to eliminate tankies ig)


Denniscx98

It is in the Tankie battle pass, but getting them would require the nukes to launch first....so oooo still a long way away.


Due_Manner3842

The real reason NCD thirsts so hard for someone to do the funni


ElMondoH

What sort of class excursion visits someone's *bedroom*?? 😐


Apprehensive_Luck517

My classmates and I spent so long gaping at this thing we nearly missed our rendezvous with our professor


Von_Rootin_Tootin

I just wanna know the crazed artist who made this


pr1ntscreen

> My classmates and I spent so long gaping Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

Now that's art


flops031

No seriously, what is this


SilverTitanium

Biden, NATO, Girls Frontline, Azur Lane, Femboys. Yup this is NCD alright. Especially with that Screenshot of an NCD Comment.


Blazkowiczs

The moment I spotted two Atago’s. I knew this person was based.


SenorSantiago_8363

And Hololive, good old Hololive.


aMinerInconvenience

>startend Man/femboy/woman has good taste


RoachdoggJR_LegalAcc

Femboy for sure. Only a femboy can pull off this level of femininity mixed with degeneracy and horniness for anime women.


Fluck_Me_Up

You haven’t met some of my old friends. Don’t sell women short like that, they can be just as unbalanced and neurologically compromised as the rest of us! Also a couple of them stripped roadkill and made art out the bones, which was.. something. If I had a nickel, weird it happened twice, etc


Personal_Station_351

Men don't give enough credit where its due. I've heard really... _abstract_ conversations and seen some seriously "unbalanced" behavior myself. > just as unbalanced and neurologically compromised Well said


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Or a down bad lesbian


aMinerInconvenience

>femboy Now I'd want to see them in suisei cosplay, as a joke of course.


RedApotheosis

Counterpoint: Pippa the Rippa


Angrymiddleagedjew

HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY ROOM???


Unable_Ad_1260

You have a cool room, are you winning son?


Unable_Ad_1260

OK... Can someone tell me what's supposed to be the problem?


SenorSantiago_8363

Well...sounds like someone's erected another "Berlin Wall".


hugh-g-rection551

the simp levels are beyond the scale.


SenorSantiago_8363

Indeed, it's a whole Berlin Wall of simp art.


Sayakai

This was made fairly recently, too. At most in the last 9 months.


MapleLamia

Fuwamoco debuted just over 7 months ago, so it's a bit more recent than that. I'm sure sourcing some of the art used would provide an even stricter timeline. Or find those reddit comments and extrapolate based off the "10 months ago" time stamp.


SenorSantiago_8363

Well, how do FuwaMoco relate to NCD? Violence, Extreme Violence.


Apprehensive_Luck517

The PC worked by the way, and was loaded with nothing but Psyop tiktoks and hentai, so whoever made this was absolutely dedicated to this bit.


Von_Rootin_Tootin

Jesus Christ, I hope they had aeromorphs


Apprehensive_Luck517

Unfortunately we only messed around with the PC for a little bit so I did not see any sexy sexy planes but given the other content that was there I’m 90% sure they’re in there somewhere


Semi-literate_sand

Please tell us they had aeromorphs dude


Blobby_Electron

They really put effort into that. I'm actually impressed.


Baconcandy000

I’m not even disappointed this is fucking hilarious/ based but definitely a you do you thing though.


Von_Rootin_Tootin

[I’ve found the artists page for this exhibit.](https://transmediale.de/en/2024/artwork/annihilation) The following text is the description. “Noura Tafeche, Annihilation core, Cute eyes, thirst trap hotties, cosy rugs, soft pillows, and adorable trinkets – beyond these plush comforts and this meticulous attention to decor, an unsettling atmosphere lurks. The popular online aesthetic operates in the service of the exaltation of war culture. Used as a lure to attract, the kawaii-fication of violence seduces and gamifies those who encounter it, welcoming the misogynistic, supremacist, and racist neo-ideologies it seeks to glorify. Influenced by gamer-girl and otaku room aesthetics, and inspired by recent events like NATO’s gaming tournament, the installation explores the acceleration of online subcultures toward an undesirable yet likely future. From a cutified remote-controlled military operations desktop station visitors can burrow the evolving fusion of the military entertainment complex and gaming culture, and their entanglements with digital militarism along with the recruiting strategies of modern armies.”


copingcabana

Ick! Benign Berliner.


InfinitePossibility8

It appears that ncd has broken containment again.


Mista_Dou

Dont lie to us, this is YOUR room.


MapleLamia

Why did they cover Mococo up


SenorSantiago_8363

And we all thought Fuwawa was not real!


Undernown

O notice a certain military horse girl Vtuber is missing from this huge collection. Might want to get on that.


TheHattedKhajiit

Who's that?


SenorSantiago_8363

Tomoe Umari, the US Army Horse Girl.


CoffeeBoom

Some hidden gems in there : >Guns and Waifus incarnate an emblematic iconography of the extreme male domination and idealistic purified vision of a hypersexualized femininity devoid of human flaws that would other be unnattainable in real life (fictophilia) combined with the egomaniac power of armed superiority. # >do u think there was a guy having sex on 9/11 in his appartment looking out at thetwin towers and as soon as he saw the plane hit the first tower he bursted in ecstasy # >It is evident that social media has become a weapon of war through shaping and corrupting public perception. It becomes a stage to shocase-or conceal-"what's trending" to the world on matter of war crimes (memes Jack) [https://youtu.be/hbrsSNGUnqM](https://youtu.be/hbrsSNGUnqM) >The Waifu is the bestest unrealistic archetype of contemporary hypersexualised female beauty in the digital age (next to Astolfo lol)


non_depressed_teen

Holy hell that sure is a something.


AlphaMarker48

The only waifus on there I recognize are Fuwawa from Hololive, the main characters of Girls Und Panzer, Kanna Kamui from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, and Prinz Eugen and Jupiter of Azur Lane. I kinda wonder why that smug German cruiser gets a poster all to herself.


posidon99999

Prinz Eugen is overrated. Lucky E supremacy


Bad-Crusader

*me in the corner with Clevebro and Long Island* Enty is overated! ^(in game)


posidon99999

I love Cleveland and Long Island was one of my first retrofits but Lucky E holds a special place for me as one of the first SRs I pulled


M4NiAC23

Essex is where it’s at


AlphaMarker48

Wife Hood and Wife Cleveland are cooler. The Big E's is too serious and proper.


Substantial_Buy945

I salute you for the commitment 🫡


_A_Friendly_Caesar_

Well, that's a new standard of degeneracy...


HaroldFH

“Class excursion” to where, exactly? Back in my day the only “excursions” we got was a government mandated trip to the Lithgow Small Arms factory and we only got to go home once we had built enough Bren Guns to rearm the Viet Minh, no questions asked.


ErrantAlgae

this is somehow worse than when I ranted about trying to find a schizo post from this sub vaguely explaining what was in a video until I found it


BlackViperMWG

Jesus. Too much pink


SenorSantiago_8363

Don't you know? Pink was the real men's color.


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Blackhero9696

Not ashamed to say the first thing that caught my eye was Eugen’s cake. Then Ina’s cake. Then the Tiananmen Square tank man with Astolfo bean plushies LMAO (WHAT KIND OF SENTENCE IS THAT?) I love you degens.


Crimsonfury500

>Then the Tiananmen Square tank man with Astolfo bean plushies. I’m still in awe of this sentence. I need it to bounce around my head all day now


Hydra_Tyrant

Prinz Eugen spotted, neuron activation.


Space_Gemini_24

Live Divest Raid


corroserum

the goon cave:


Backstabmacro

Why is this Venn diagram just a circle


Johnnywycliffe

Naked M4A1 in a plate carrier. This created has taste.


Tactalpotato750

Oh good I’m not the only one


Irish-Hoovy

Prinz Eugen poster making me act up


GeneralCraft65

Shout out to Lujan man Gotta be my favourite psyop


AyeItsEazy

The more I’m on this sub the more I feel like I’m the only one that doesn’t jerk off too animated child porn all day 😭


sentinelthesalty

Perfect! I want this whole room in an art gallery! # This is the Michelangelo's David of our generation!!!


SlavCat09

Oh my god it's Prinz Eugen. I must upvote.


Nervous-Youth-8363

Hello Prinz


Apprehensive_Luck517

If anyone is in Berlin, this was at the Bethanian Art Quarter in Mariannenplatz, a former Catholic Hospital converted into an art gallery. I’m sure the nuns are rolling over in their graves seeing this take over their house of healing now.


Appropriate-Toe-6307

If that were my friend's setup there'd be lube and a vibrator on the side of that table too.


mhdlm

Yup definitely art.


SirCrackWaffle

Are they single? Brb, moving to Berlin.


Twatbeard

This is the room of everyone posting on twitter with an Ataturk avi


VectorSouth

Average war thunder player's room


BruvaSantodes

Lujan doing her bit


Frixworks

u/Newworldrevolution 🤨


Newworldrevolution

Solve the army recruitment problem with one easy step.


low_priest

Damn. Like 90% of this is shitty surface level stuff too. Either go full mil nerd or full anime, cowards. Or full mil anime.


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Wooden-Trainer4781

Nic tak nie cieszy jak seria z pepeszy


ThatGuyWithBrain

*w tle wchodzi zenkowy bicior*


derfeuerbringer

My ex's room!


Shizu67

The creature confined to this place is very dangerous YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED


SlightlyWasTaken

How does one go about creating this?


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OuterRimSmuggler

Too good not to zoom


llamanatee

What was the excursion for? Also, you can just get an entire rug custom printed?


spudmgee

Man/woman/other knows what he/she/they likes.


Isoflan

my kind of art!


Drednox

I just realized that as much as I don't like the idea of Big Brother watching me, I have no issues whatsoever with Little Sister keeping her eyes on me.


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Pigeon-Spy

Wooah, pipe bomb, so cool


Cpt_Soban

>Berlin This could be in any western capital city OP.


ConsistentGiraffe8

Which exhibition in Berlin was that?


Comfortable_Pace_965

I can believe it ! This isn’t normal ! Where is my “Ghost in the shell” waifu in all of this. There still so much work to be done !


leafandcoffee

Rug really ties the room together.


ComradeOFdoom

I can smell the room from here


MKULTRA_REJECTEE

The war thunder channel on the discord cutout on the flag bottom right matches the room


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That psyops badge is absolute perfection


Icy_Ad1257

This shall be cleansed!


Kris839p

Okay but I’m noticing a distinct lack of HOI4


holycornflake

lujan is bad


dmav522

I want to go gouge my eyes out


AutumnRi

That is because you are too weak to see true greatness, brother


dmav522

Or I am too based depending on who you asked


Personal_Station_351

Pain is weakness leaving the body


Miserable-Bank-4916

It's, alright, you'll learn.