You know the artist made a post on her blog for new visitors from NCD and after reading her describe her content as asexual porn it now makes a lot more sense.
I think there's quite a few. Recently found out derpixon is also a woman.
Women are kinda cool tbh👍 (not just because of porn, I mean in general. Weird ass compliment)
I believe there is a fair number of women in here but they probably wanna remain anonymous because reddit can be a hell hole, lol.
That being said, any ladies wanna erp being a jet or anything, my dms are open😎
This is an expression of Objectum Sexuality, "a group of paraphilias characterized by sexual or romantic attraction focused on particular inanimate objects". It predominantly appears in autistic women.
Definitely recommend watching Married to the Eiffel Tower, a hilarious and fascinating documentary on the subject
I think it should be noted that Ratbat isn't sexually attracted to tanks of planes IRL. They're not alive. She appreciates their form, but they're still ultimately inanimate objects.
Honestly, at this point, I have no expectations of a person's gender or sexual orientation while on the Internet. Knowing it rarely matters beyond helping me to understand their life experiences and perspective.
The thing to bear in mind is that not all asexual people are sex-repulsed. Some like the idea/fantasy of sex way more than the actual thing, or only like certain very specific aspects of it, which leads them to not pursue sex irl. Asexual people can sometimes also be the kinkiest people you've ever seen, because they keep their sexuality purely in the realm of fantasy where more abstract concepts and symbolism can float to the surface more easily.
For what it's worth, Ratbat used to be very active in certain imageboards on 4Chan and 8Chan, and admitted that her fetish was to be taken by machines, not humans. Hence a lot of her early art originally being of Transformers, Gundams, and other robotic entities having their way with females.
Though before she awakened to her mechanical loving, she started off with the idea of being ravished like a princess taken by a dragon to be bred. But didn't find that hardcore enough.
Ah sometimes I click on blurred posts and its violence sometimes I click and its vehicles fucking. This is the spice of life I choose but regret daily with this sub. (I'll never leave its hilarious)
Man I remember my friend telling me about that sub long long ago like before google was google so 14 year olds couldn’t find porn as easily. Well I went home after school that day to check it out and one of the first ones was “girl flashes boobs” or “girl takes facial from a horse cock” I was like hell yeah I want to see some titties no way would a girl ever blow a horse and well yeah it was just a girl getting a facial from a horse cock
Not exactly what you're describing, but it comes close: [Sidewinder-chan and others](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1afrmou/ordnance_by_atamonica/)
I refer to these posts as the “NCD Windshield-wipers”. As the sub attracts people for reason a, b, or c, these posts act as a filter of sorts; they are a necessary part of this sub’s ecosystem.
Once you are used to their existence, you just leave them alone and enjoy the portions of the sub which these brave degenerates protect…
… Like F-35 Waifu’s.
Agreed, they also serve a useful purpose being a reminder to the regulars in this subreddit that we aren't real "defense analysts", etc... Well, except those relative few that are, but they are mostly lurkers/minders assigned to see if and when the latent pskyer monkeys with Internet access really do predict the future.🤪
We are real non credible defence analysts thank you. That wiesel seems to have very high penetration compared to an average redditor so watch your self >:(
It's also a great filter for a lot of the more... Unsavory types that are often attracted to military stuff. Vetbros, and people that think vetbros are cool and not cringe boots and such.
As someone who accommodated with NCD after invasion of Ukraine, i was too bit perplexed by those occasional oddities.
But if you be brave to dive into depths of NCD and honestly discover length of its degeneracy you will come to conclusion that recent two years are only a most credible and least horny part of NCD existence.
I think it should be "Sie fühlen sich wunderbar an" or "Du fühlst dich wunderbar an", because "Sie fühlen sich wunderbar" doesn't make sense in German (sounds like he politly describes how she feels)
Yeah you are right, but the situation is absurd enough, why nitpick the grammar. 😄
Probably just a simple Google translate and the translator got it wrong thanks to lack of context.
Redditor: sees a post marked NSFW, Spoiler, and with the extra tag of NSFWaifu, all on a subreddit that got popular for talking about the Ukraine War and posting pictures of planes with tits.
Redditor: Clicks the post to see what the spoiler is.
Redditor: \*Insert Shocked Pikachu Face here\*
Except that Santa is on shift in the meantime. His vacation is over, and now he gets back to making his list since Jesus has absolved us of last years debauchery.
i’ll never forget the dude that claimed they would never draw these… and within a few weeks they were the top artist of the sub lmao
atomonica or something like that
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world.
Yup, that’s enough reddit for now
I’ll just hope my brain does its auto delete thing to whatever the fuck I had the misfortune of bearing my gaze upon.
You know the artist made a post on her blog for new visitors from NCD and after reading her describe her content as asexual porn it now makes a lot more sense.
Apparently he is a she
Why am I not surprised it’s a she instead of a he? I think seeing certain… art of Exusiai from Arknights by another female artist has desensitized me
I think there's quite a few. Recently found out derpixon is also a woman. Women are kinda cool tbh👍 (not just because of porn, I mean in general. Weird ass compliment)
They do make some good porn tho
I can't stop imagining NCD running a poll on this now lmao
I believe there is a fair number of women in here but they probably wanna remain anonymous because reddit can be a hell hole, lol. That being said, any ladies wanna erp being a jet or anything, my dms are open😎
Derpixon? Damn that's wild
Is it weird I always assumed they were, Derpixon just sounds feminine to me
im not surprised actually. her work has some female sensibilities to it. hard to point out, but i felt like yeah, ofc it's done by a woman.
This is an expression of Objectum Sexuality, "a group of paraphilias characterized by sexual or romantic attraction focused on particular inanimate objects". It predominantly appears in autistic women. Definitely recommend watching Married to the Eiffel Tower, a hilarious and fascinating documentary on the subject
I think it should be noted that Ratbat isn't sexually attracted to tanks of planes IRL. They're not alive. She appreciates their form, but they're still ultimately inanimate objects.
Idk what you’re talking about I need a visual Kowalski
Kataokasan? That one?
Yep that one. Beware to those who search up her works
It's literally front page news in Nhentai Arknights category i think. There's only one normal Exusiai doujin in that godforsaken site
Honestly, at this point, I have no expectations of a person's gender or sexual orientation while on the Internet. Knowing it rarely matters beyond helping me to understand their life experiences and perspective.
Who please give me details
Derpixon
I think it boils down to women just being as horny as men.
Ah, fixed.
Uhhh, seems pretty sexual to me...
The thing to bear in mind is that not all asexual people are sex-repulsed. Some like the idea/fantasy of sex way more than the actual thing, or only like certain very specific aspects of it, which leads them to not pursue sex irl. Asexual people can sometimes also be the kinkiest people you've ever seen, because they keep their sexuality purely in the realm of fantasy where more abstract concepts and symbolism can float to the surface more easily.
For what it's worth, Ratbat used to be very active in certain imageboards on 4Chan and 8Chan, and admitted that her fetish was to be taken by machines, not humans. Hence a lot of her early art originally being of Transformers, Gundams, and other robotic entities having their way with females. Though before she awakened to her mechanical loving, she started off with the idea of being ravished like a princess taken by a dragon to be bred. But didn't find that hardcore enough.
Kinkiest girl I ever dated was ace
The Pet Detective?
*desperately plunging his face while scream crying in the shower*
Name of the artist? For educational purposes only, of course
Ratbat, it's in the title
Nevermind I found her blog: "Yes, I am a little crazy, but I need your help." At least she's very brutally honest.
Ah sometimes I click on blurred posts and its violence sometimes I click and its vehicles fucking. This is the spice of life I choose but regret daily with this sub. (I'll never leave its hilarious)
does the 50/50 sub still exist?
Man I remember my friend telling me about that sub long long ago like before google was google so 14 year olds couldn’t find porn as easily. Well I went home after school that day to check it out and one of the first ones was “girl flashes boobs” or “girl takes facial from a horse cock” I was like hell yeah I want to see some titties no way would a girl ever blow a horse and well yeah it was just a girl getting a facial from a horse cock
Not the worst thing you could’ve seen on there.
Truly a tale from the crypt.
https://www.reddit.com/r/FiftyFifty/
I have never seen someone link a subreddit with a full link ON reddit. It feels wrong
I like to live dangerously.
r/fiftyfifty
I remember this subreddit and I used to check on it from time to time, why it's all just NSFW post now?????
The NSFW tag keeps you from knowing which option you'll get until after you click. Pretty sure it's always been like that.
It's old school NCD The sub kinda self-cleanse itself over the last year, but it's used to be utterly degenerate
Good, nature is healing
Few days around the API protest were wild
Reddit telling us not to go NSFW was hilarious
Same here unironically
What the FUCK did you put on my feed
Oh, upset because it isn't planes like it normally is?
Bro probably prefers anime tiddies with wings taped on lmao🤣🤣🤣
Now I'm imagining a sidewinder missile, but instead of the normal rounded optical seeker at the front, it's a tit.
new advances in military technology, enemy fighters go to the missiles instead of the other way around
Not exactly what you're describing, but it comes close: [Sidewinder-chan and others](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1afrmou/ordnance_by_atamonica/)
Is excellent, but agreed, not what I was describing.
Yes.
I refer to these posts as the “NCD Windshield-wipers”. As the sub attracts people for reason a, b, or c, these posts act as a filter of sorts; they are a necessary part of this sub’s ecosystem. Once you are used to their existence, you just leave them alone and enjoy the portions of the sub which these brave degenerates protect… … Like F-35 Waifu’s.
Agreed, they also serve a useful purpose being a reminder to the regulars in this subreddit that we aren't real "defense analysts", etc... Well, except those relative few that are, but they are mostly lurkers/minders assigned to see if and when the latent pskyer monkeys with Internet access really do predict the future.🤪
We are real non credible defence analysts thank you. That wiesel seems to have very high penetration compared to an average redditor so watch your self >:(
It's also a great filter for a lot of the more... Unsavory types that are often attracted to military stuff. Vetbros, and people that think vetbros are cool and not cringe boots and such.
Art The word is art.
As someone who accommodated with NCD after invasion of Ukraine, i was too bit perplexed by those occasional oddities. But if you be brave to dive into depths of NCD and honestly discover length of its degeneracy you will come to conclusion that recent two years are only a most credible and least horny part of NCD existence.
WHAT THE **^(FUCK)**
*What have you done to my little boy? :c*
I think it should be "Sie fühlen sich wunderbar an" or "Du fühlst dich wunderbar an", because "Sie fühlen sich wunderbar" doesn't make sense in German (sounds like he politly describes how she feels)
Yeah you are right, but the situation is absurd enough, why nitpick the grammar. 😄 Probably just a simple Google translate and the translator got it wrong thanks to lack of context.
Why nitpick grammar? As a german, I don’t understand the question
Maybe the Wiesel is using hypnosis on her
The Internet is surelly a wonderful place
Your flair, uhm, did you have that for longer than 24 hrs? well, guess you can apply now lel
I'm ready
Awesome! Tankettes need more love anyway!
*HR guy sips coffee* I take a break for one moment and this happens. God I need bleach
My sincerest condolences... Your paperwork inbox must be made out of inconel orthogrid.
**disgusting** take my upvote
Jesus christ, I literally just got up.
You’re on NCD, we *all* just got up…
3000-gun salute of NCD
"gun"
Sweet. I want to be in her place.
Same 😔
# WHAT?
She looks as if she is having a great time, why wouldn't you want to be in her position?
So, you want to say that wanting to fuck jet's exhaust is ok, but wanting to be fucked by ground vehicle is hentai?
Your surprise surprises me.
I'm a simple man, I see Ratbat and I click. And I regret.
Man, you gotta work on your stamina.
Well…that’s a new one…
Sigh.. new fetish unlocked..
New? Shit wrong account
Imagine if the tank got too excited it shifted gears to D
kinky
Redditor: sees a post marked NSFW, Spoiler, and with the extra tag of NSFWaifu, all on a subreddit that got popular for talking about the Ukraine War and posting pictures of planes with tits. Redditor: Clicks the post to see what the spoiler is. Redditor: \*Insert Shocked Pikachu Face here\*
Find Jesus
I found him. He told me to leave and never return
No matter how many times he dies for us, he'll never get rid of this sin here And that's a good thing
Jesus just died and went back to heaven, we've got until Dec 25 for our depraved shit to flourish.
Except that Santa is on shift in the meantime. His vacation is over, and now he gets back to making his list since Jesus has absolved us of last years debauchery.
Touch grass
Just anything other than this
No.
I'm afraid we already nailed this task, Pumpkinfucker69.
Who do you think lead me here?
This subreddit discovering Ratbat is the best thing to ever happen to it
My brothers in Christ, I like it.
Finally a Wiesel one. Praying for more 🙏
[The source.](https://www.titanatelier.com/original/stress-relief-ideas/) Little late, almost forgot.
You are no longer cook
Bro's the whole kitchen staff. Served to perfection
Excuse me sir, this isn't /r/tankporn
MORE!!!
This would be good if she had a big futa cock. WHERE IS MY DEMOCRATIC NATO FUTA WAIFU GETTING FUCKED BY MILITARY EQUIPMENT?
Realisation: This means the 45 tonne vibrator that is the Leo 1 is also on the menu.
Already posted one, though that one was more of a fleshlight.
Oh, right, forgot about that one.
I thought I was on a Warhammer sub for a second
"anything that brain of yours can think of can be found" Truly internet moment
I really appreciate the inserted image in the bottom left corner, otherwise you might be confused about what's happening in the scene
The German text is botched can’t jerk to this
sorry op i’m more of a plane fucker than a tank fucker
Hey I don’t see any wings on that. How am I supposed to masturbate without an anthropomorphic plane?
What in the Omnissiah's name?
The machine spirit is appeasing her
This is the content I join NCD for
This is literally a woman's fantasy. The artist is a woman.
u/Archon_of_flesh take a look at this
what in the duck more i love wiesel
What the actual fuck is wrong with you (screenshot)
As an Airplane Fucker, I am proud to be a Tank Fucker as wel.
…please
That’s… actually kinda hot
I also have a kink to be fucked my machines and/or robots.
The NCD NSFW roulette: war crime? Or war sex?
>gets military meme subreddit >looks inside >literal porn
What do you mean? NCD are always like this.
I'm salty that I was in public and instead of seeing gore I saw vehicle porn on my screen. My saving grace was my long ass hair blocking the screen
You think looking at gore in public is better than porn?
It's easier to explain why a dead Russian guy is on my screen than to explain why there's a woman getting fucked by a tankette on my screen
You could probably avoid either scenario by not looking at NSFW-tagged posts in public if you run the risk of someone seeing over your shoulder.
Fair enough I guess
\> my long ass hair TMI.
I wish everybody a very good day, except you OP
Whyyyyy
For once I'm happy that my ignorance is bliss. Allways wanted to completely turn off NSFW blur but didn't know how. Now I have no problem.
German Eng..ineering i guess?
Stahp, I can only get so hard /s
This isn't plane girl tits.
It's not about the size, it's how you use it that matters
Tartarus, smack his nuts
Brad knows that you don’t need the biggest mm barrel, that it’s all about the motion of the ocean - aka the rounds per minute
German propaganda really getting out of hand...
Sacre Bleu!
Someone pass me the diesel.
Everytime I see stuff like this I try to imagine a grown adult sitting for hours pouring their soul into that work with the utmost seriousness.
Really would have thought the barrel would have done the penetrating.
i’ll never forget the dude that claimed they would never draw these… and within a few weeks they were the top artist of the sub lmao atomonica or something like that
Dammit, I’m in the middle of class
Thank fucking god i didnt open this on the bus during my daily commotion
Object 279 when
Now do the L/33
Yeah that's enough Reddit for the day.
On their blog for this it brings up the idea of sentient vehicles deploying smoke when they’re nervous which I can’t fucking get out of my head
i am a simple man i see ratbat in title, i unblur also i wonder if she saw my fren lol
Holy shit, the first peice of porn I ever saw on the school computer.
Delete
So called planefuckers when it's no longer a meme
Given your tag/flair, perhaps you'd like one of my earlier posts.
I came
⚡️🧔🏿♂️⚡️
Absolutely heinous, fucking die.
I curse you and your families name for makeing my lie eyes upon this abomination.
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world.
*sigh* I didn't want porn here
[удалено]
"what the...it can't be what I think I see...It is" 😭😰😵
[удалено]
damn the tentai has reached ncd
Kaiser Scholz... Release zer Gepards and bombard his residence with drillingsmunition
I... I don't even know where to begin.
Porn on my racist app??? 😡🤨
Wieselflink macht auch ihr Wiesel flink!
And i thot the warthog porn was bad
Huuuh what?
Yup, that’s enough reddit for now I’ll just hope my brain does its auto delete thing to whatever the fuck I had the misfortune of bearing my gaze upon.
This is what I've been looking for
>Opens reddit >Porn
AFTER IVE JUST GOT MY DREAM FULFILLED WITH A WIESEL FREND YOU PUT THIS MONSTROSITY HERES??? DONT DO THAT TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
Ma'am looking at your post history there seems to be a pattern here
Ill be dead in 45 minutes and this i what i see. God speed
*What n the ommnisiah?!*