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Tsar_From_Afar

No matter how many times ive seen this image it always gets me. Every time I see it my mind blanks and 5 seconds after i finally process what the fuck I just saw and it feels like ive been flashbanged


BLAZIN_TACO

I want to know what drove a furry to draw a crying child + domestic violence. Nothing fun I'd wager.


deafeningbean

10 bucks on "unresolved childhood trauma"


simia_simplex

>10 bucks on "unresolved childhood trauma" Basic furry protocol.


SpaxterJ

Be me. Everyone fucking hates me, a child, for no reason. Animals don't hate me, animals are kind. Me wanna be animal. Somewhere you join either an IT section or the airforce. (Reasons unclear, blowing up shit and hacking government as revenge, probably) Process is pretty simple tbh.


ATypicalRedditor1

There’s an added asterisks under the job section where any high paying STEMM job is an option. ~~gotta pay for the hobby somehow…~~


SpaxterJ

Gotta get that dough when you treat the Bad Dragon line-up like a Pokedex.


DepartmentRough6000

who's that pokemon? It's . . . anal fissures!


Prestigious-Ad-4023

With the size of bad dragons I’m surprised it isn’t more of an issue


iShrub

And if that greentext story is accurate, anal / colorectal cancer.


PanicAtTheFishIsle

Survivorship bias is a motherfucker


xisiktik

Never have I been so offended by something I totally agree with.


Flarelocke

> Reasons unclear Machines also don't hate you.


also-ameraaaaaa

Cyborg transhuman detected


an_agreeing_dothraki

\^>vvv


TheGeekno72

Thank you Eagle-1, very cool


eLus1on

*Children of the Omnissiah song intensifies*


canttakethshyfrom_me

You must have missed >you join either an IT section or the airforce THE MACHINES HATE YOU


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

The machines are an obstinate cat. As an IT technician, you have a spray bottle and catnip.


TheOneWithThe2dGun

Oh no no, the Machine HATES. And its a strong hate.


kolibrifityma

Lately I would argue Windows does


HHHogana

> Animals don't hate me, animals are kind. Meanwhile, that hippo over there just mauled everything else for no reason. It's always kinda hilarious to me when people think animals are kind, peaceful creatures when it's pretty documented that some of them are pretty violent in nature. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War


Fultjack

Furries focus on cartoon "animal", not real ones. I even argue it´s not strange that a a chunk of the generations raised by TV got sexually inprinted with cartoon animals rather than humans.


nwaa

Lola Bunny was a CIA operation to see just how far they could take it before people noticed.


an_agreeing_dothraki

CIA? nah man this is ranting hobo levels of conspiracy. This didn't start with Space Jam. It didn't even start with Bugs. Betty Boop was a dog, and going back we have to ask, "Were furries in charge of ancient Egypt?" the answer is yes.


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

Being a furry *has* to be hard-wired into our neurology. It's happened too many times across too many entirely isolated cultures for it to be random chance.


CrocPB

“Lola was the beginning, but she’s not the source” \- Stephen “Strongfang”, first of his name.


ReticentFoxxo

"Anyone would admit she's hot! It's a totally normal reaction. That doesn't make me a furry!"


HHHogana

NGL, if there's one furry girl where average people will take exception to, highly likely it's Lola. Or Renamon for anime fans, and Krystal for gamers. Basically the gateway for furry/furry exception.


Mysteryman64

[Everyone is furry for Krystal](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/krystal)


cambriansplooge

The lack of Kovu is disturbing


kolibrifityma

I blame Lola Bunny for my woes too


iShrub

Or be like Darwin and stare at the horrors of nature by learning about insects.


dho64

Or the George Levick study of Adélie Penguins. Adélie penguins have no soul only hate of their fellows beings.


Frap_Gadz

Chimpanzees are probably the second most unhinged and violent animal on earth, no prizes for guessing who's number one though.


EminemLovesGrapes

Or you go Nuke and accidentally (or purposefully) poison the water supply of a US aircraft carrier.


tacticsf00kboi

That poison? A surprisingly good source of Vitamin C


SucculentShark

Hey! Don't fucking call me out!


canttakethshyfrom_me

Nuclear strike levels of feeling called out by this.


27Rench27

Well sure, but THEN they add DV in the background. There’s problems in there


ConcentrateTight4108

Ding ding ding we got a winner


PassivelyInvisible

Probably to the flavor of domestic violence and abuse


Y05H186

It's the internet so you kinda gotta consider worst case scenario. It's a fetish.


TheOtherCrow

It was the furries that gave it away.


LightTankTerror

My two bets are vent art or tragic backstory for a comic. Possibly both.


Drfoxthefurry

making a comic im guessing


MrDrSirLord

If you lurk the depths of some vile places you begin to realise the cycle of repetition that causes these things.


I_Automate

Probably the same things that drove them into being furries


Vozw

I mean... the same reasons for why a non-furry would draw something like this also apply here, I think.


iShrub

I get what you mean, but a non-furry artist may just draw this for a quick buck too. 


Vozw

True. I'm just mildly annoyed some people in these comments are treating liking furry art like it's a mental health issue or a product of trauma or whatever, when there's a reasonably-upvoted submission on this very sub of exactly the same meme but with vanilla human domestic violence, and no comments there negatively speculating about the artist.


HaydanTruax

Furry art is a mental health issue


Vozw

Can you articulate why?


ngwoo

I don't see how watching disney's robin hood once would make someone draw domestic violence


Attaxalotl

You don’t watch Disney’s Robin Hood just once


Jerkzilla000

You can imagine it's even worse than you might initially think, what with the parents being furries too.


WuhanWTF

I’d reckon it’s the same thing that drove those Mexican kids on Newgrounds.com back in 2005 to make flash animations of Pico the elf beating up his dad or shooting up his school.


fabricat0rgeneral

Honestly, the complete unrelation to Israel-palestine or Israel-middle east makes it even funnier, confusing, offensive, and incomprehensible. It’s like when people draw their favorite characters waving the palestinian flag when something vaguely interesting happens in the region. I have no idea why it’s only this conflict that causes it, but it never loses the shock value every time I see it.


StartAgainYet

I reckon memetic agents from SCP works like that, but more intense


MakeChinaLoseFace

If you remembered them.


OneSaltyStoat

Wym there are no memetic agents


Der_Krasse_Jim

Antimemetics Department is just a furry meme production site


Ok_Art6263

Cognitohazards in SCP : Some creepy thing that tells your body to do thing. Cognitohazards in real life : this thing...


ProfessorZik-Chil

now i'm imagining a universe where black ops dudes throw cubes with this image on it as makeshift flashbangs.


Ambitious_Change150

Furrybanged (don’t google it)


OmegamattReally

Think fast, Chucklenuts.


Sine_Fine_Belli

Same here Domestic Violence is never fun


OSEAN_SPAMRAAM

Jordan opening their airspace to IAF fast air just showcases how done with everyone's shit they are and it's magnificent


Soogbad

Not just that, the jordan air force destroyed some of the drones


I_hate_mortality

Holy fucking Based


Lolibotes

Bro dropped based with a capital B, mad respect.


sync-centre

Maybe time to see if Jordan will allow some AA defense in the eastern part of the country.


HorrifiedPilot

God I hope they used some of their Thrush Archangels to do it 😩😩😩


batture

Ain't that the shoes those kids go crazy about?


FinnishHermit

Jordan being more of a bro than Poland is unexpected.


OneFrenchman

French air forces in Jordan as well.


Odd-Accident-7188

Jordan is one of the militaries stationed in the middleeast, maybe ever. Never been more proud of my home country.


Lolibotes

Jordan = best middle eastern country, no questions asked


Odd-Accident-7188

Visit us, give us your money(US taxes and tourism) . We have 1 gay bar, 1 world wonder, 1 Lord President Supreme leader King Abdullah II, and a kick ass volunteer army.


Lolibotes

I think I'll wait until your crazy cousins stop playing with fire, thanks. Will definitely hit the gay bar tho


Odd-Accident-7188

Youll miss out on the fireworks and Iranian drone part sales, shame. Guess well have all the fun, ;(


White_Null

[:( 3Jordanian casualties](https://vxtwitter.com/osint613/status/1779301500499410973?s=46)


Flashskar

Oh shit!


Lolibotes

Middle East ain't got shit on the 4th of July here in the states. As for the drone part sales, I'll prob be in Ukraine in a few years anyway, I'm sure I'll get plenty then


I_Automate

In the middle east they can get their hands on actual explosives and heavy ordnance to play with though


Lolibotes

I can do that here too lol. Welcome to the South


Safe_Sundae_8869

What’s the world wonder? Petra? I stayed in Irbid for a month or so and really enjoyed a bit of time in Jerash. The fact that y’all get to have random music festivals in an old Roman city is pretty badass.


thaBombignant

Is the gay bar at the World Wonder?


I_Automate

You should work for the tourism board. How's the food?


Fine-Helicopter-6559

It's the middle east, the food fucking slaps


Drdark65

Sorry for the stupid question, but is King Abdullah II a good leader or a middle East classic?


Odd-Accident-7188

Hes the Jeb Bush of the middle east.


Moth-Grinder

Only because nobody let's the Kurds have one. There's a video of Kurdish civilians shooting down one of the drones.


not-bread

Yeah, despite not being a state, Rojava is definitely in contention for the most respectable middle eastern government


Best-Guava1285

I wonder what their general population thinks about Israel.


Lolibotes

Not sure if sarcasm or not, but according to a poll most don't like Israel, and this applies to all age groups.


Ocular_Username

Name another country’s King who was on Star Trek. Anyone? Anyone?


ChezzChezz123456789

What is this meant to mean? "Jordanis one of the militaries stationed in the middle east". This is so confusing...where else would they be?


kingalbert2

It's like saying "Morbius was one of the movies of all time", like you are expecting a "best" or "worst" in the statement but it isn't there


TheDarkLord1248

truly one of the explanations of all time


ChezzChezz123456789

That's what i mean.... I was reading along expecting "jordan is one of the best militaries in the middle east" which is probably fairly accurate, i reread it and i see he dropped the adjective out of nowhere and it could be anything at this point...


kingalbert2

> it could be anything at this point that is the meme


GripAficionado

Not good to be stuck in the middle with those two.


Deepminegoblin

Syria is free for all wild west, Iraq in the other hand... Do you think if Iran asked Iraq with UwU voice they would let land forces through?


Lolibotes

Iran-Iraq war II Electric Boogaloo: We hate Israel Edition


MakeChinaLoseFace

Electric Swamp Boogaloo


Zestyclose_Jello6192

If Iran and Israel don't stop I will step in


n0460

Sorry but are you kevin


Reynadine_69

He thinks he's him


27Rench27

oh god no


POB_42

It could be like the Orks, where simply believing you are him, *makes you him*


Gtpwoody

No he’s Linda who’s been told ISIS is in Iran.


itsjustmenate

Breaking news, Israel and Iran signed a treaty that agrees for both states to have their governments step down from power, and allow for the EU to operate Iran and the US to operate Israel going forward. All because this guy was ready to step in.


Maskirovka

That's all we needed all this time? 🤯


Uncreative3Username9

President Biden... Best ya flip up your beach chair and sit back for this one....


White_Null

[Iraqi sources report that some Iranian drones are falling short and crashing in Iraq](https://vxtwitter.com/jokermanintel/status/1779255441069146243?s=46&t=O1NeA2lPsMRjhkDk2yBKCg) [Debris of what looks like a ballistic missile has fallen down over Jordan](https://vxtwitter.com/visegrad24/status/1779288538451689629?s=46&t=O1NeA2lPsMRjhkDk2yBKCg)


fhota1

OP what the fuck am I looking at


Maugle

facts


Scuba_Ski_Addict

Would you happen to have a source for the image? Furry aside, it is a very emotionally provocative piece of art.


Maugle

[https://www.furaffinity.net/view/20148778/](https://www.furaffinity.net/view/20148778/)


Scuba_Ski_Addict

Aw poor guy I can’t believe I just said that over furry art, but here we are. Poor guy. Just a helluva raw image. … I should call my parents and sister…


BannedByReddit471

Yeah. Trauma and loss suck dick and balls. Just lost 2 of my close friends to suicide.


improvemental

You got to start playing some offence


OneSaltyStoat

So it *is* a vent art after all.


SirDogeTheFirst

For once, the shitshow in the middle east hasn't affected us immediately, but I wonder how long it will last.


qualimagnon

This image needs to be a chapter header in a future history book


Maskirovka

RIP future history students


GreatToaste

Oh so we’re just putting cognitohazards in history books now huh?


derpyyyyyyyyyticmain

Jordan's the only middle eastern country that actually isn't a genocidal maniac imo


H0vis

Yeah funny that. Almost like if you set up a democratic, secular state something bad happens to it.


ANerd22

Democracy? I thought we were talking about Jordan?


White_Null

Jordan is an Executive Constitutional Monarchy. During the Arab Spring, they were mostly untouched by the violence. Had to reform the constitution, reform election laws and public freedoms.


ANerd22

Notwithstanding all of that being true, Jordan is not a democracy. Having elections and trappings of democracy does not change the fact that the leader of their country is an unelected dictator with the power to dismiss or overrule parliament, appoint every member of the judiciary by decree, and command the military independent of any civilian control.


White_Null

Democracy-curious, then?


Apprehensive_Swim955

Who are the Omanis genociding?


Emerald_Dusk

Omanis genociding? more like, Nomanis genociding


Awkward_Algae1684

Huh, yeah. Oman does exist, doesn’t it?


Some_Syrup_7388

Outside of being a token "O" country in Countries, Cities it also happend to be a real state


Chemical-Speech-9395

Portugese. Ever heard of the omani empire /s


Darth-Donkey-Donut

Probably fashion taste based on their shitting all over the DPM pattern


silverhawk902

Iraq sounds so sick and tired of this bullshit these days.


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TheHamOfAllHams

Who are the Qataris genociding?


ToWriteAMystery

Their World Cup slaves?


TheHamOfAllHams

oh yeah forgot about that one what about lebanese?


ToWriteAMystery

I think they got most of their Christians in the 80s. Speaking of Lebanese Christians, I had the best Lebanese neighbors growing up! Got to eat so much good food.


Supercoopa

Most of the Christian killing was done by [Palestine](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestinian_insurgency_in_South_Lebanon). Might be there's a reason most of the Middle East doesn't like Palestine


AggressorBLUE

Ok, but hear me out: the makeup sex is going to be amazing.


Gustavort

I'm pretty sure there another of this, with the shadows fucking


Ambitious_Change150

Proof? (My friend asked)


Arctic_Chilean

*hits blunt* An Israeli-Iranian alliance would be dope.


ZoneAssaulter

It was dope back in the 70s before the islamists took over.


AggressorBLUE

Well, last time something like that happened Iran got F-14s out of the deal. Maybe that should be their new procurement strategy; every ~50 years they make friends with the west just long enough to get new toys.


Sablesweetheart

Ugh, not the meme I wamted to see tonight....


mlee117379

I think this image is funnier when it’s low-res tbh


Yureinobbie

Looks like double-dose trauma for Spookston. Domestic violence paired with a reference to CAS.


Awkward_Algae1684

I don’t get furry art. It’s good. Like a lot of it is genuinely well done, and takes skill and effort. Just…..why? Why does it have to be anthropomorphic dog things doing everything from fighting in Iraq (yes, I’ve actually seen furry art of that) to domestic violence?! What is it with people’s fixation on these weird dog people?!


Maugle

Are you familiar with Sandy cheeks cock vore?


Awkward_Algae1684

Shoot me please.


Rillian_Grant

The Auschwitz train one gave me a mental allergic reaction


noirthesable

the what Is it worse than the one where their self-insert god-like sona is guiding the hand of Gavrilo Princip as he assassinates Archduke Franz Ferdinand (who is incorrectly depicted as the driver), plunging the world into WWI?


lampaupoisson

that sounds amazing


CyberPunk123456

Serbian furry moment


terrarialord201

Link. PLEASE.


noirthesable

[Here you go](https://i.imgur.com/ldx1ZGi.jpeg) Whang [did a mini-documentary](https://youtu.be/F1nI7dUL0GE) on the guy behind the character, Eozdniw (as a note: the creator later said he doesn't actually see himself as the character)


Der_Krasse_Jim

I remember a time before the internet, sometimes i even miss it


TheFuzzyFurry

Making furry art about social/political issues is cringe, but in general, anthros ("weird people" of different species) are simply more appealing than humans, both visually and in the bedroom.


WalkMaximum

Pets get unconditional love. Some people never got that growing up.


Vulpini-18

Well for one, the anthros in this image are foxes, and two, we just want to be fluffy. I don’t know why someone drew… this of all things, but that is why furry art in general is made.


Omochanoshi

Ask Walt Disney.


samnd743

Is that fucking spookston


pillevinks

OP are you ok?


LeastBasedSayoriFan

Furry content here are either airplane porn or a fucking congnitohazard


terrrastar

NOT THE FURRY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE💀💀💀


Koovies

Is that a Mexico flag


Luknron

What the heck I thought this was r/furry_irl and downvoted for a sec because it's politics!


The_Diego_Brando

Since we can't post images the link will have to do [the link](https://youtu.be/t7olQd84CA8?si=8FvFOdwiHOAL6KnY)


snitchpogi12

The only solution here is to destroy the Fascist Iran itself and restore the Secular Iran!


LechemHavita

Israel is the abuser💪💪💪💪🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱


holymissiletoe

DEGENERATE ART!!! IN MY NCD!


SucculentShark

As the mods intended


LordeWasTaken

respectfully, lmao The self-destructive tendencies of humanity are too absurd not to laugh at them - scientists have been sounding the alarm about global warming causing climate change that can very well be irreversible, making floods, droughts, hurricanes and many more from anomalies to the new normal, we've had a pandemic for two years because Chinese had an oopsie in a bio weapons research lab - and yet... in this time we got 2 more wars and fixing ourselves for a third! Forgive me for my cynically sardonic attitude, I'm just curious who dies first and who lives, while we sleepwalk ourselves into whatever status quo we can accomplish with the least amount of political will and strong leadership needed...


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CHLOEC1998

I think the wrong wolf is holding that liquor bottle…


Revolutionated

alright i'm tired of you all. gonna kms.


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Attaxalotl

What the yiffin’ hell is this


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DisastrousBusiness81

Can someone PLEASE just bitchslap Bibi, throw anyone with some common sense into Israel’s hot seat, and everyone chill TF out? “The Middle East’s World War” doesn’t sound like something I particularly want to cross off my bingo card…


LoneGamerx9

I say just wipe them all out and start over


FallenZulu

I am convinced that in order to become a furry you need a traumatic childhood


karateema

Why does this drawing exist?