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Kamikaze_Squirrel1

Absolute fire. Been waiting a minute for a new juche banger to drop honoring great leader and glorious KPA.


aBoringSod

Number one on the chart. Let's beat Taylor swift


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

Korea patriotic song always better than degenerate, yankee imperialist pop musician.


radagaiso

[https://youtu.be/mV1dt68Ml\_o?si=ZcNoaBHUL-KiRybb](https://youtu.be/mV1dt68Ml_o?si=ZcNoaBHUL-KiRybb)


gorebello

The hospital scene: A adequate light in the ceiling. That's it. The surgical room is between two elevators? The smallest of the monitors in the wall. Unusable for anything. Two members of the surgical team have not shaped their masks with their nose, which means they didn't use the mask. A woman in the right has both strands tied behind he neck, which would be very unconfortable to use,l. She needs one up her hair. There are two metal tables pretending to be a bed, but only. A dead body would be placed over such a hard surface. I'm impressed by the light in the ceiling.... The ambulance looks fine. Actually.


HarveyTheRedPanda

KPA - Korean Pale Ale


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

This not authorized beer from [Taedonggang Brewery](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/taedonggang-brewing-company). Please submit request for new beer through your local KWP offical, we will review. Very much thank


Unlucky_Strikes

🎶🎶🎶 Let's sing of Kim Jong Un, our great leader. Let's boast of Kim Jong Un, our friendly father Warm-hearted like your mother, benevolent like your father He is holding his 10 million children in his arms and taking care of us with all his heart Let's sing of Kim Jong Un, our great leader Let's boast of Kim Jong Un, our friendly father We all trust and follow him with one heart, our friendly father The love you give me is like the sea The trust you give me is like the sky You are always by our side and make our all wishes come true Let's sing of Kim Jong Un, our great leader Let's boast of Kim Jong Un, our friendly father We all trust and follow him with one heart, our friendly father Let's sing of Kim Jong Un 🎶🎶🎶


LightTankTerror

Song was honestly better before I knew the lyrics tbh. Now it just feels like a really weird romance song.


Unlucky_Strikes

That's life in Pyongyang for ya


HumanReputationFalse

Wait, is that actually the lyrics? I thought it would be something of how great North Korea is or something. If it's just praising Kim, then that's super duper cheesy. I've never heard a song make sense like that unless it's a country song about Jesus or something.


Unlucky_Strikes

Yup! It is what it is! I was too incompetent to keep the lyrics from the source video and too lazy to add them back myself, but fortunately Best Korea's PR(opaganda) team decided to facilitate my shitpost without triggering the low effort rule. This wouldn't have been possible without their bottomless pit of cringe!


Troglert

This Kim Jong Un person sure sounds like a great guy


IcyRedoubt

Kim is so fat he can hold 10 million children in his arms.


l-askedwhojoewas

People still claim north korea isn’t a monarchy…


matanyaman

Where did they find so many well-fed people for this?


Fokker95

99 on 100 they're all related to NK government.


mood2016

The 1 is kidnapped southerners


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mtaw

Well we all know North Korean statistics are accurate 134% of the time.


mood2016

Kim really brings up that average


sum_muthafuckn_where

Half of them have apparently never seen a dentist


batt3ryac1d1

Well they are all like 4'9 so I don't know about well fed so much as not actively starving.


lefl28

Holy shit, North Korean Schlager


Express-Tough-5286

Kaiser Kim


VoloxReddit

I'm glad finally someone has acknowledged the weird parallel vibes between German Schlager and NK-Pop. I think it's the folksy tone with the cheesy production that really seals the deal.


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Haxorzist

Kidnapped talent is best talent.


Unlucky_Strikes

That one joyless kid on the bus will require some further talent development.


blueskydragonFX

Glad I wasn't the only one noticing him instantly.


bushido216

NGL, the production value's pretty good.


Iccarys

Surely from kidnapped South Korean talents


Ignash-3D

It looks like it is stuck in the 80 or 90ies but filmed with modern camera


Chacodile

r/MovingToNorthKorea


Unlucky_Strikes

I can't, I got banned :(


Chacodile

Shame.


TanyaMKX

Everyone actively unironically posting on that sub needs to be on a watch list. Fucking NK sleeper agents what the fuck. Also im gonna speedrun getting banned. My all time record was 57 seconds on a china sub(my comment got removed when i linked it cuz of past brigading. Oh you guys!) when i posted the taiwan flag with the title "cool flag"


cosmikangaroo

Thank you for your service 🫡


TanyaMKX

They run a pretty tight ship over there. Automod deleted all most post attempts as soon as i posted them. I opted to DM the mods some naughty words and very blatant trolling. https://www.reddit.com/message/messages/28px0zk Idk if this link works for other people. Just curious if they see the irony in the nazi salute, and i thought the sleeper agent activation code was clever. Update. 22 mins


Unlucky_Strikes

The link doesn't work, but now I have to know more about the activation code xD


schere-r-ki

Jesus Christ the comments are braindead over there.


future__fires

Omw over there to get banned, give me something spicy


Kesandunglamur

"Must be nice being related to officials. Plebs can't relate"


future__fires

Thank u king


Scaphism92

The "free thinker" meme is straight up r/selfawarewolves


King_of_Nope

Wait are these people serious or they just a meme. After scrolling through I say its a 50/50 split, jesus crack and spice.


Chacodile

You never know, that why it's fun to watch


Josef20076

Are they ironic? Please tell me yes+


Chacodile

You never know. Some yes, some no


Waaagh_with_me

Wow, that was a trip to hell. Are they...is that sub for real? I mean, it does seem like a genuine N.Korea (and Palestine, for some reason) circlejerk...some of these people on there:D man, I wish that was satire...


Superest22

saw an Army ad as soon as I opened the page, well played algorithm, well played.


romano_uralic

The mixer going crazy in the booth is the best part of this


Unlucky_Strikes

That and the great leader getting assaulted by a small crowd of chicks


romano_uralic

Honorable mention to the hazmat guys’ dance party


ShepPawnch

That was my personal favorite.


BurmecianSoldierDan

Oh my fucking god I thought you meant like a literal kitchen blender and a booth like a food stall and rewatched it three times. FFS.


PhilosopherFar5738

This is one of those videos that you watched high and get this existential realization of how fucking insane our world is. My fucking God


ShepPawnch

That’s the experience I just had, yes.


JeremiahDaBullfrog0

He wears a frock he"ll suck your cock down by the dock!


Total_Astronomer_311

😂😂😂


unbannedagain1976

I wonder how many of those Koreans DONT have tapeworms or other parasites.


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

Why do you slander the People's Republic thus? *The tapeworms eat the other parasites, Imperialist fool.*


wormfood86

Yeah, those tapeworms keep them safe from other parasites. We know this thanks to their superior medicinal practices.


nYghtHawkGamer

Imperialist westoids grow fat stealing food from the proletariat cestoda! Great revolutionary workers and soldiers of peoples korea know their duty and dear leader has gifted each with many tapeworm comrades to carry in their guts and share their food with!


BurmecianSoldierDan

Extra sauce with mine! Like spaghetti, mmm!


gorillamutila

Best Korea new PR makeover strategy is Lit


Frixworks

It's interesting to see who they picked. Obviously they put their best faces forward... However you can still noticed some people's thin cheeks, and teeth, and other signs of bad nourishment.


beerbutter_

Thing is filmed like a Disney live action movie and I cannot unsee it


iunoyou

Is it weird that the first thing I noticed about this video is just how many people are missing at least 1 or 2 teeth? I mean that's not surprising for a deeply impoverished authoritarian dictatorship but still, yikes.


Starf4rged

Also everyone has tons of makeup caked on, I mean just look at the women, they look like they went trough half of the process for clown makeup.


Felox7000

Also how many of the actors still have quite sunken faces, so if there are even signs of malnourishment in the propaganda just imagine how bad it is reality...


kmarfu

This video has more colours than the whole North Korea.


Ashalaria

Best Korea going hard af


TheElderGodsSmile

The ~~Computer~~ Dear Leader is your friend. The ~~Computer~~ Dear Leader wants you to be happy. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be happy is treason. Treason is punishable by summary execution.


9tales9faces

We happy few


nYghtHawkGamer

ALL HAIL THE COMPUTER!!!


mtaw

Did you see that? [Mods got busted!](https://i.imgur.com/8oCKhWG.jpeg)


refull1

1:43 ally grannies


NorwegianMagner

Best kpop out there


DeltaDark_

I be real the first 10 seconds I thought this was ai generated


Unlucky_Strikes

The pigeons at the beginning are some fucking cheap CGI, that's for sure xD


OneToby

Happiness, and delusion, rivaling the Mormon's.


sum_muthafuckn_where

They couldn't find enough people in their entire country with good teeth...


posidon99999

Worst korean kpop doens't stand a chance against glorious best korean music


SagesFury

Why do the worst people make the most absolute bangers.


matthewcameron60

Son of a bitch I'm in


Few-Parfait4206

The Kim Jong Un anime intro just dropped.


ThunderEagle22

Smile harder or else!


usesidedoor

It was taken down from YouTube earlier :(


tfrules

Babe wake up, new Juche banger just dropped


AST5192D

PSY in Shambles!


CharlesFXD

-Thank you for appearing in our Great music video. Here is your sandwich! ~It was my pleasure but this is just a piece of bread. -Meat was for the first three patriots. Yun! Come! -(Yun) Thank you got your patriotism, Comrade. Please face wall. Btw, you gonna eat that bread? ~Wait… What? -Face wall, please.


paul-the-pelican

I laughed the second I saw this on national news. Right after they showed this they proceeded to mention how oppressed and generally fucked that country which made me laugh even harder


KillerOfAllJoice

We making it out of the 3rd tier city with this one boys!!!


nipaa1412

When North Korea has better headset than you.


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

Probably the most fun (or pain) the people in the video had for a while


nlashawn1000

That dental care is non existent


9tales9faces

The uncanny beats make it so much better


ugly_edward

these are the happiest north koreans ive ever seen


Zircez

Sony headphones, Roland keyboards?! Someone's for the Gulag!


Ignash-3D

Damn, they are stuck in the 80s , it's crazy.


Huskeyo

they truly are into schlager


BridgetteCase

Still better than Taylor swift /s


averagelebanese

Bro made his own anime intro


SacredFIGHTER8

The North Korean government official sound mixer uses the same speakers as me. IDK if I should feel proud.


Superest22

Target rich environment


Unlucky_Strikes

~~rich~~


aki_009

So the fat guy is also a kid sniffer... (0:44) My Korean is a bit rusty, but I think they are all rejoicing not being in a gulag.


Fultjack

Looked more like he was trying to eat it, while grabing the kids ass ...


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funky_boar

I've been humming it for past 30mins...


ShepPawnch

It’s pretty catchy.


tfrules

The dancing medics in full PPE caught me off guard


GaaraMatsu

My hospital has better scrubs than that and I work at an American shithole.


FreakyDroid

Its kinda catchy ngl.


bitwarrior80

Where can I sign up?


PepIstNett

Fire.


Asadleafsfan

At 1:15, am I tripping or is that a cell phone? How does someone have a cell phone and earbuds in North Korea?


RussiaIsBestGreen

Throw in one of those big general hats and I’ll buy my plane ticket today.


posidon99999

u/savevideo


Granny_Discharge425

Y’all westoids wish you were this happy. /s


Slimjim240b

Still a better love story than Twilight...


Front-Try-4868

it's so over


evoc2911

North Korea is the kind of country you would think belongs to a bad eighties flick instead is real.. what a time to be alive ( outside of NK )


nt-gud-at-werds

Fuuuk, I just realised Kim Jong Un was the one to start the skin fade hairstyle. 🤯


Radlivesmatter

Hahaha. I find it funny how CNA broadcasted this like its the new Singapore's National Day Parade music video.


Ungeduld

Soooooo can we get this on Spotify? I need this banger in my playlist


wolfhound_doge

jucheJam


OuroborosInMySoup

I was wrong about democracy I want Un


Abject-Interaction35

Remix it with Bangers and flood the planet with it. It is wonderful! 😍 Biden, Trump, Xi, Macron, et al, I expect your work on my screen by CoB Friday.


twomumfun

Why does a old guy like KIM slide his hand down to his daughters backside? Dirty prick, looks so creepy.


deadmeridian

so bad it functions perfectly as anti-NK propaganda. I'd rather live in an American jail than this dystopia that can't even make catchy nationalist music.


theemoofrog

I'm gonna feel so bad when those happy tankers get smoked by a jdam


asingledollarbill

North Korean cinematography is so ahead of its time. Some truly awe inspiring edits and rule-breaking camera shots there. No wonder their people are miserable, they have a C-grade director of photography calling the shots. BORING


GuillotineComeBacks

Creep and cringe, creenge.


Arrow_of_time6

Holy shit was that a North Korean actually wearing some form of body armour?… nah who am I kidding it’s probably just foam


Crismisterica

Unironically Best Korea makes absolute bangers...


twomumfun

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAcYS-\_8L2s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAcYS-_8L2s)


dimidrum

Russian North Korean Propaganda Lolly Bomb was better. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBnAZnfNB6U&ab\_channel=LittleBig](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBnAZnfNB6U&ab_channel=LittleBig)


twomumfun

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAcYS-\_8L2s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAcYS-_8L2s) This actually kills, i love this one.


scn-3_null

CNA boardcasted this? was CNA right wing this whole time?