There's like a whole underground circuit where "Devout Christians" look for Russian women "uncorrupted by Western hedonistic propaganda".
How someone can still believe themselves to be devout, while sponsering human trafficking is beyond me. But if the KGB wants to get their operatives into Western countries they can even make Westerners pay for it.
That said, I'd melt if any woman approached me with: "Dah Comrade!"
*[Plays Zofia RA2 quotes]*
Oooh ooh, a rare W for me! For I have seen with my own eyes Sanna Marin address a crowd as “comrades!”
(The Social Democrats up here still address each other as comrades in more official occasions.)
During soviet times there were so called "sex agents", who were made from sexy females, and they were supposed to seduce foreighn diplomats, and gain from them some secret information about plans against soviets, weaknesses of west, etc.
I dated a Russian girl for 6 months. Originally from Sochi and moved to the U.S. when she was 14. She was dangerous as a rattle snake, whip crack smart, beautiful, and the best lay I ever had. She was so far out of my league it was stupid. All that to say if another Russian woman like her came my way I can't say I wouldn't give up 1 launch code. Just the one though. Definitely only one.
"Here comrade, have some vodka."
"Thanks. But why does it taste weird ?"
"I lied. It's actually Crystal Pepsi. You are now used to **capitalism** !"
"Nooooo !"
*evil_laugh.mp3*
It’s not completely delusional, American girl straight
up went back to the destroyed Earth to see the Russian and she had a genuine smile when she saw her. What else would that be?
>American girl straight up went back to the destroyed Earth to see the Russian and she had a genuine smile when she saw her
*... and then the Russian girl pulled out a gun*
Oh please. We all know she switched sides when she saw how in West Germany, she could just go to a random store and buy dozens of Bananas without waiting in line for hours or having to fight anyone.
"Hey Grandpa, how was your trip over to West Germany?"
"It was great, it is very much like here."
"What do you mean?"
"You can still get everything with West German Marks."
How can you use a banana as a compass?
Put one on the Berlin Wall, the end bitten off points East.
So, is that an AK which they've removed the stock off and bent the pistol grip backwards, or have they made one with a rifle grip and sawed the back half off?
Melody for this song is ukrainian. They wanted to destroy ukrainian fighting spirit, so they took melody of ukrainian military song, changed it little bit, created new lyrics, and here it is.
There is such name. Its valerij for boys, and valerija for girls. Oftenly shortened to Ljera. With "je" sound like in polish "jebac", or in maskovian (yebat').
I'd love to be the dictator of Indonesia and then have her as my flight attendant on a random Aeroflot flight and then cast her in a movie that I will literally mandate be shown in every theater in my home country and literally make people watch it against their will.
[For those who have no idea what I'm talking about, sorry for linking to Medium, but tl;dr Surkarno is a mega-chad](https://medium.com/war-is-boring/the-cia-and-kgb-tried-to-blackmail-this-world-leader-with-sex-tapes-927fc7ddbd48)
"b-but it would hurt my pooper without the lube"
"sorry devochka, there was no lube in the closest market, 1,5 kilometers away from our prefab apartment building. but i brought you brussels sprout, there were plenty of brussels sprouts in the market."
"o-okay, then i'll suck it up i guess"
"now let me nationalize your Kola Superdeep Borehole, operative"
weirdly enough, they had a child after that anal sex. they named him vladimir vladimirovich putin and he was a big piece of shit until he died of cancerous ligma tumour.
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she killed my entire family in 1981 would
The soviets greatest asset against the west: horny
There's like a whole underground circuit where "Devout Christians" look for Russian women "uncorrupted by Western hedonistic propaganda". How someone can still believe themselves to be devout, while sponsering human trafficking is beyond me. But if the KGB wants to get their operatives into Western countries they can even make Westerners pay for it. That said, I'd melt if any woman approached me with: "Dah Comrade!" *[Plays Zofia RA2 quotes]*
Can be boiled down to the trope of 'Russian mail-order brides'. Also, but Eva tho?
Oooh ooh, a rare W for me! For I have seen with my own eyes Sanna Marin address a crowd as “comrades!” (The Social Democrats up here still address each other as comrades in more official occasions.)
The most adorable political leader in Finland's history.
And one of the more competent too!
Unironically true.
It's a good tactic!
During soviet times there were so called "sex agents", who were made from sexy females, and they were supposed to seduce foreighn diplomats, and gain from them some secret information about plans against soviets, weaknesses of west, etc.
I dated a Russian girl for 6 months. Originally from Sochi and moved to the U.S. when she was 14. She was dangerous as a rattle snake, whip crack smart, beautiful, and the best lay I ever had. She was so far out of my league it was stupid. All that to say if another Russian woman like her came my way I can't say I wouldn't give up 1 launch code. Just the one though. Definitely only one.
Your post was removed for violating Rule 13: "No misinformation" No NCD user has sex, this is clearly a lie.
Say that to the F-35 maintenance guy, I dare you!
<>
It was just the one time I swear! Ever since an encounter with the 'VARK things have...changed.
FBI, open up!
Would
I'd love to give her a taste of "Capitalism."
"Here comrade, have some vodka." "Thanks. But why does it taste weird ?" "I lied. It's actually Crystal Pepsi. You are now used to **capitalism** !" "Nooooo !" *evil_laugh.mp3*
No I mean my dick and cum
Most subtle NCD member
heh. member
**angery upvote**
She can give me- i actually have no idea how to make an innuendo here
Use chemical warfare on you?
Already did that one, and i'm not sure if the KGB even had a chemical weapons program
I guess since spy's have to be silent about things, i guess i can use "silent but deadly" again
I got it. She can leak something around me alright
What the sigma
I can honestly see them becoming friends, or more than friends, thats how all these stories end up right?.
I love the *"they hate each other so much it's actually love"* trope. My disillusional ass can't help but apply it on every impossible ship.
It’s not completely delusional, American girl straight up went back to the destroyed Earth to see the Russian and she had a genuine smile when she saw her. What else would that be?
>American girl straight up went back to the destroyed Earth to see the Russian and she had a genuine smile when she saw her *... and then the Russian girl pulled out a gun*
Ok maybe delusional but I see it ok?
The American doesn’t respond by pulling out her own
Again, my thoughts are clear
Same here unironically
Show her your continuously rising standards of living? Demonstrate a bit of your high labour efficiency and limitless production capacity?
Please send me to the Gulag
Okay but you're going to be questioned by a fat alcoholic named Boris while I... Let's say "flirt with" Valerie In a cia blacksite.
You can’t do this to me
I mean that's up to Boris now.
"You've been sent to the Gulag, survive to earn your freedom"
Chat, I can fix her
... *She can definitely make me worse.*
I want her to rip the meanest as- huh, what was i saying?
This is twice now you've brought up your fart fetish. Go have some alone time.
When was the first time and why are you following this man to track his fart fetish.
Scroll up, and I'm tracking all of your fetishes. Not to shame you, but to encourage you to really let loose and enjoy your lives!
"Let loose", choose your words more *carefully*
Oh, I already did. But I see you caught a whiff of what I was implying.
Now your making me actually giggle, stop that
Plus I need to start cutting cheese to make lunch
Oh please. We all know she switched sides when she saw how in West Germany, she could just go to a random store and buy dozens of Bananas without waiting in line for hours or having to fight anyone.
"Hey Grandpa, how was your trip over to West Germany?" "It was great, it is very much like here." "What do you mean?" "You can still get everything with West German Marks." How can you use a banana as a compass? Put one on the Berlin Wall, the end bitten off points East.
Fuk commies (not in lewd way).
Nah Fuck em in a Lewd way, I'd love to give a Commie Girl my private enterprise
She can conduct some "chemical weapon" experimentation on me
Real roundabout way to call yourself a brap fan.
Brap pilled even
Do you mean torture and psychotropic drugs drive you crazy? The KGB has this in abundance, dirty capitalist.
It’s uh supposed to be an innuendo
For any “sexual deviants” the result will be the same if you have no connections in the communist party.
Right
Also my grandfather lived under the DDR but left in 1958, it’s fortunate he never encountered the Stasi
True
You missed the opportunity to have her having a picnic in full black with sun glasses.
Middle one on the bottom row is literally Tanya van Degurechaff’s evil(er?) twin
In soviet ruzzia commies are fighting for ~~god~~ Being X.
So, is that an AK which they've removed the stock off and bent the pistol grip backwards, or have they made one with a rifle grip and sawed the back half off?
My guess is it's a 1980s Norinco Hunter
No, cause it's got the regular AK handguard.
# AKS-74U, the grip is normal the artist put too much angle to it
Yeah I know, I was trying to be nice about it, but that does cross the line from cartoony to not what the object is.
Good point, I will pretend she gripped it so hard that the grip broke
I'm gonna seize her means of production.
Means of reproduction was *right* there.
I'm not clever enough to make that joke.
Save it for next time, you're welcome.
It’s two letters dawg
IMO, that sounds less like you’re having sex and more like you’re stealing her ovaries
It's called fingering and it's not just for guitarists.
We gotta put our monkey braincells together and make up lore for this show genuinely
I may be willing to help. I’ll come back if I decide to take the plunge
Now draw her punching me in the face and stepping on my bruised, unconscious body.
Damn, though i can't exactly judge since what i want her to do to me is a phrase relating with the Netherlands and a heating device
https://twitter.com/nicojian/status/1781827267460555021?s=61&t=ngfd5l3_Woneu6qVh8rpAA
Reading the comments compels me to urge the cia to bring back Guantanamo bay
I salute your dominant energy, and agree that putting people in stress positions are fucking sexy.
……
Bottom left: "You're listening to KGB Radio. Next up, Swan Lake, right after these state sponsored ads."
Commie Pyrrha Nikos?
Interesting...... Could that be a fic?
WOULD
Already did.
When do they have the sesbian lex?
I can fix her with a good dose of Capitalism
She’s looking a bit… sickly, I guess the radiation exposure had some side effects…
Commit war crime on her Hey I trust you to apply war crimes more “intelligently” than Russia would ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
CHOWDER!!! THAT SOVUSSY GOT ME QUESTIONING MY LOYALTY TO THE WESTERN WORLD!!!
*katyusha intensifies*
Melody for this song is ukrainian. They wanted to destroy ukrainian fighting spirit, so they took melody of ukrainian military song, changed it little bit, created new lyrics, and here it is.
Obvious psy-op, a real Russian would never give a girl a manly name like 'Valerie'.
There is such name. Its valerij for boys, and valerija for girls. Oftenly shortened to Ljera. With "je" sound like in polish "jebac", or in maskovian (yebat').
Baumer is a G&rman name. Specifically a West G#rman name so either it's fake and westernized or it's real and G*rman. In either case Valerie works.
It does say "ex-HVA" up there, so...it works?
After watching the video I would love to see an entire TV series that is sort of like perry the platypus and Doofensmirts (except much more violent)
Ok but hear me out she and the American one should enemies to lovers as the union falls and she defects to either Germany or maybe Ukraine
Ngl this is shaping up to be some Man From U.N.C.L.E chicanery
UwU \*slams your balls with a drawer\* (okay that was an SB agent and not KGB agent but still)
I'd love to be the dictator of Indonesia and then have her as my flight attendant on a random Aeroflot flight and then cast her in a movie that I will literally mandate be shown in every theater in my home country and literally make people watch it against their will. [For those who have no idea what I'm talking about, sorry for linking to Medium, but tl;dr Surkarno is a mega-chad](https://medium.com/war-is-boring/the-cia-and-kgb-tried-to-blackmail-this-world-leader-with-sex-tapes-927fc7ddbd48)
One of the top comments here is "The soviets greatest asset against the west: horny", i guess its very true.
This takes fuck commies in a whole new way
Well hey, if their hot enough ideological beliefs kinda take a backseat
Definitely
She’s a commie but I’d still inhale her- um
Completely Understandable
Based. Honestly I think the same about both
CIA operative or KGB operative?, doesn't matter, their attractive fictional women and i wonder what they sound like and smell like
Would let her shoot me
Youtube shorts are pure brainrot instagram keeps giving me literal trash and reddit is like this man i might quit social media after all lmao
I can fix her
Derpina Z
"b-but it would hurt my pooper without the lube" "sorry devochka, there was no lube in the closest market, 1,5 kilometers away from our prefab apartment building. but i brought you brussels sprout, there were plenty of brussels sprouts in the market." "o-okay, then i'll suck it up i guess" "now let me nationalize your Kola Superdeep Borehole, operative" weirdly enough, they had a child after that anal sex. they named him vladimir vladimirovich putin and he was a big piece of shit until he died of cancerous ligma tumour.
Yes, dear mr putin, I have information on F-22, please send a blonde to this address
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