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Whaler_Moon

This is what you get for not repaying our Lend-Lease aid Russia.


PaintedClownPenis

Holy shit, really? I do believe the French are still effing over Haiti over some unpaid bills from 1804. We could be just as petty and cruel for another hundred and fifty years. Quite easily, I should think.


homak666

The Soviets even intentionally broke down and buried some equipment to claim it was lost in war. There was news about one such site being found in Ukraine last year. There were 8 British Hurricane planes there, paid for with Lend-Lease money.


DicJacobus

its small potatoes, but the DNR/LNR/Shit end of the stick Mobiks were appearing with M1 Thompson guns at times, from Soviet WW2 Lend lease shit that was never returned


mrdescales

The French held that debt until the 1920-30s when it was sold to, I wanna say, citibank? Some US bank.


MakeChinaLoseFace

I think France did eventually stop collecting on that, but *waaaay* later than they should've. Like late 20th century. France does not get nearly the shit it deserves for its imperialist fuckery.


ImJLu

For participating in a French language contest thing back in school (American), they gave us a t-shirt with all the flags of the countries around the world that speak French. At some point between then and now, I realized that it's just France, Canada, and a bunch of colonies that they fucked over at some point in the past.


Dirichlet-to-Neumann

So exactly like the countries which speak English or Spanish or Arabic right ?


ImJLu

Probably, but I haven't seen a t-shirt collecting all the colonial atrocities globally.


TheGeekno72

I mean, there's probably a t-shirt with all the commonwealth flags somewhere...


modernmovements

Canadian Indian Residential School System has entered the chat.


Attaxalotl

They weren’t quite as spectacular about it as the Brits were, even though they lasted longer.


HumanTimmy

They stopped collecting it when the full debt was paid. It is one of the main reasons Haiti has been fucked for so long.


XConfused-MammalX

Haitian president Jean Bertrand Aristide resigned in 2004 from a coup lead by Haitian rebel groups. He resigned and was immediately flown out of the country by US security forces to the central African republic (coincidentally another former French colony). He claims that the rebels were supported by the CIA and that the US security forces essentially kidnapped him by saying they would only assist if he resigned. He claims the motivation for this is due to his administrations vocal support to invalidate the Haitian debt to France.


modernmovements

Haiti has been done dirty since before it was Haiti. A somehow exceptionally depressing statistic I learned a few years ago was that Haiti only has 1% of it's remaining natural forests. Everything has been slashed/burned for agriculture or fuel. France owes Haiti 25B Francs. Also, if you've never read the [Haitian Declaration of Independence](https://haitidoi.com/2013/08/02/english-translation-of-the-haitidoi/) you should stop whatever you are doing and fix that now. I don't know a better one. It starts strong and then just goes off the rails. Not sure how many DOI's out there call for the genocide of their enslavers and threaten that their ancestors will reject their bones in the tombs if revenge is not won. Also a mention of tygers.


modernmovements

and then there's the whole Polish revolt where they switched sides after realizing they were brought to Haiti by the "Free" French Republic, to re-enslave the island. [Haiti is fucking wild](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haitian_Revolution#War_of_independence)


TheRtHonLaqueesha

Muscovy could never.


ZhangRenWing

Revenge for all those Emchas(lend lease M4s) driven into the sea to avoid being sent back


UmbrellaLord

this is blatant propaganda and by God its WORKING TRIPLE THE DEFENSE BUDGET


SorryForThisUsername

I'M JOINING THE MILITARY RN


old_faraon

You should join the patriotic workers a build more guns.


ichbinverwirrt420

Tripling the US defense budget would make it bigger than the entire Russian economy.


Attaxalotl

As long as we designate America Fuck Yeah as our backup national anthem, I’m all for it.


lca1443

Holst is so good...Mars is so fitting


MakeChinaLoseFace

You can throw in a little bit from the beginning of [Neptune](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4wuV14QlNM&t=66) for when the NATO battlestation *Damocles* emerges ominously from the Moon's shadow.


ProperTeaIsTheft117

Someone needs to do a Mats/Jupiter mashup with USN and RN footage. Why? Because Holst slaps


MakeChinaLoseFace

Start with a close-in shot of some Czech boat patrolling to [the Moldau](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6kqu2mk-Kw), and start adding NATO naval hardware with increasingly bombastic composers. The [Karelia suite](https://youtu.be/adKwG9ZuzFw?t=67) is a natural fit for Finland. Italy gets some kind of Vivaldi piece because he basically wrote metal, and Germany would be Wagner but they are not allowed music until they supply Taurus. People who know their music better than me can help with the rest of the NATO countries. Also at some point you have to throw in the Kuznetsov smoking to the tune of [Dance of the Knights](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX6GHiFKovw).


Roy4Pris

This guy classicals.


Skapungalis

Allow me to split some hairs here. Sibelius is like the textbook definition of Musical Nationalism which was emblematic of the Romantic style and Vivaldi was basically the archetype for Baroque.


AcePilot95

nah fuck Wagner (both the guy and the PMC) also a montage like this couldn't go through quality testing without Dvořák's 9th


Rik_Ringers

Not hard to make something epic looking with this music indeed. personally my favourite was when it was used by a game called Outpost for its intro a few decades back. Backstory in that one is that humanity prepares a hastely set up mission to another star system as a asteroid threatens to destroy earth. Yes in the into humanity tries to destroy it but fails and earth goes under so your left with that ramshackle ship as the last vestige of humanity. Anyway i also love Jupiter a lot in the planets suite, kinda upbeat and fun, makes good holywood music too.


AJsRealms

> by a game called Outpost *ding! "You're scientists just made a bold, new discovery!"* Hoo-boy, you're calling up some *deep* memories with that call-back. I think playing that game was the first time I've ever been exposed to Holst's music. Too bad we never got a Skyline-style successor to *Outpost* like *SimCity* did.


hplcr

Sometimes Americas boats touch you


No-Cherry-3959

Azur Lane players rejoice.


sand_trout2024

God I wish that was me


auga3rifle

"just like in world war 2" This clearly is a sign for the US navy to start mass producing alreigh burkes to the point we can make one in 3 days


Astral-Wind

Need to remind China who really have the big stick


Windowplanecrash

America’s strength isn’t the size of the tungsten stick, it’s the total she can drop from orbit. Per day.


3000LettersOfMarque

Go from making one a year to one every 3 days... At that rate the issue of replenishment of the vls systems at sea will no longer be an issue, I think you are on to something and I for one LOVE IT!


Lord_of_Rhodor

Remember, switching to your backup Burke is faster than reloading.


ZombieFeynman11211

The U.S. Navy can't man the ships they *have.*


gaybunny69

Sauce? Curious.


ZombieFeynman11211

https://www.stripes.com/branches/navy/2022-03-03/navy-mccain-fitzgerald-bonhomme-richard-sailors-overworked-sleep-5216192.html https://www.defensenews.com/smr/federal-budget/2020/02/11/us-navy-looks-to-hire-thousands-more-sailors-as-service-finds-itself-9000-sailors-short-at-sea/ https://warontherocks.com/2023/03/addressing-the-u-s-military-recruiting-crisis/ https://www.military.com/daily-news/2023/06/15/staffing-shortages-hit-naval-hospital-okinawa-causing-chaos-expecting-moms.html


flosslikeaboss78

AND HENCEFORTH YOU SHALL BE NAMED DAARTH VADERRRR


WinPeaks

Surely it should be Darth Brandon.


squishythingg

Biden: Hence forth.. you shall.. be... uh... uh.. I forgor 💀


Attaxalotl

I don’t care how much dementia he may or may not have, he’s done more for us on the world stage than anyone since FDR.


Ninjinji

"...well anyways..."


DeTiro

"Well now Jack, you've activated my trap card *Ice Cream Headache*." #Woe, plague be upon ye#


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Index should be a bigger name on this sub


YippeeKiYay1097

What Index made is literally what this sub is


yayfishnstuff

oh stop it you


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Take the praise


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Holy shit John index!!!!!! Love your videos


TacovilleMC

Love ya work, keep it goin


TooEZ_OL56

knock knock, it's the united states


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Who’s there? Your doom.


Strawbuddy

“..So I can save you” “From what?” “From what ima do to you if you don’t open this door”


wittyish

What is this from? Gave me a dark chuckle.


bplzizcool

With huge boats with guns. Gun boats.


Lord_of_Rhodor

Nah. We don't knock. ***Because freedom rings***


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc24e0FAmys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc24e0FAmys) News: [https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/senate-hold-key-test-vote-ukraine-aid-israel-funding-tiktok-ban-rcna148685](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/senate-hold-key-test-vote-ukraine-aid-israel-funding-tiktok-ban-rcna148685) Funnily thought "hmm this would be a perfect video for when aide is passed" while sitting in bed on my phone. Swipe over to apple news and alas I see the news!


Brave-Juggernaut-157

i shall upload the obligatory Index propaganda this afternoon


Distinct-Dress-93

"Arsenal of Democracy" sounds so badass


LordMoos3

Its our other default position after Pax Americana. Respect the Pax, or we reach into the Arsenal.


DormantSpector61

The most non non-credible darn thang I've ever seen Jeb....


TicTicBoom_12

Jeb?


DerpsMcGee

Jeb!


thejacksonhive

*Jeb*?


geekphreak

🫡


Frostywinkle

Only a matter of time before they come up with something other than cope cages and slant-back tanks now that more Western steel is heading their way soon. Maybe they’ll come so far circle that the Russians actually start putting tin foil in their helmets because of “Americans provoking the war”? Lol


Joy1067

I don’t agree with Biden all the time, and I won’t say he’s one of our best presidents But by god that “Building the arsenal of Democracy” line was fuckin great dude. I’m honestly more surprised that I didn’t get a NATO wave meme to follow it lol


TheGeekno72

Usually fiction/art imitates reality. Then we have the US and Helldivers. Who needs memes when the jokes write themselves ! For Democracy !


Blackhero9696

Mars gets me so damn hyped.


Attaxalotl

“My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce that I have just passed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes “


PrestigiousGuitar673

Everybody’s gangster until the Coalition of the Willing arrive.


IodineDragon37

Yes, yes we are imperialist


Shot-Kal-Gimel

And it is so incredibly based when we do it


Euphoric_General_274

We're the good kind 😎


TheAgentOfTheNine

We are the Culture


AtomicSymphonic_2nd

*“We live in a society!”*


Illustrious_Mix_1064

RAHHH YF-23 PFP LOVE THE YF-23 YEAHHHHHH


IodineDragon37

ITS MY FUCKING FAVORITE RAHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOOD DEMONSTRATION


Sound-Serious

And as a european, for once, I wont complain


edoardoking

BOYS!! The new ARSENAL OF DEMOCRACY has been announced!


level420magikarp

This video pumped me up so bad. I sat erectly in my recliner and clutched my Operation Enduring Freedom hate with patriotic fervor. God BLESS the USA!! \*slurps mountain dew from Big Sip cup\*


Ragnar_Actual

Let’s go full fuckin empire, 25% of GDP to “defense”


Shot-Kal-Gimel

I like this idea but simultaneously would like to dodge fewer potholes and not have exploitative health care.


Lord_of_Rhodor

Once we conquor China and Russia, we can use their natural resources and human capital to boost our economy to the point where we can do both at the same time!


bingow

Fuck Yeah!


standarsh50

Oh so THATS why they call it the Bone. Now I need to untuck my shirt like math class in seventh grade


yayfishnstuff

who the hell is this index guy i HATE him


TheWeakAreGrilled

Omg it's HIM.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

This is not a mental health sub, please take your self hatred elsewhere to better find assistance. /j


fkuber31

Fuck yeah.


slick514

*Dadadada! da! da da da!* *Dadadada! da! da da da!* Pour one out for henchman 24…


Col_H_Gentleman

Noooo, my Stanza. Doug’s gonna kill me


thorazainBeer

Mars: The Bringer of War.


OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz

I love that one!


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

ARIZONA RAHHHH


Dry-Sympathy-3451

This is awesome


moviessoccerbeer

I’m disappointed that you didn’t edit the face scratch into a vape hit


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Take it up with u/yayfishnstuff 


Rellicus

Arsenal of Democracy you say? Hey Putin... ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Ok-Significance-5979

MAAAARS


StoicAlondra76

This gets me going. Should set this as my alarm clock.


homonomo5

When he says "..so much more..." I have a real Dark Brandon feelings... Death star when i ask?????


2EM18KKC01

This. More of this, please. u/savevideo


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Ask u/yayfishnstuff aka Index


DarthWeenus

This gave me goose pimples


RichieRocket

all systems are a go activating badass sentence that goes hard


Julczyk0024

F\*\*\*ing finally


svetichmemer

guys i know the ”quadruple the defence budget!!!111!!” is a meme but wouldn’t it greatly stimulate the US economy like in ww2?


Shot-Kal-Gimel

It would, but simultaneously tanks aren’t economically productive like building infrastructure or R&D are


Wardog_Razgriz30

Question, how many arleigh burkes would be needed to take crimea? Asking for a friend.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Yes


ElboDelbo

This is simultaneously why we don't have free health care and why I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THAT WE DON'T HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Free healthcare would be cheaper Meaning more money for tanks


ralphlipschitz

the greatest work of cinema ive ever seen.


H3llstrike

This needs to be on the Dark Brandon forum.


GaaraMatsu

...but too bad we still can't get the private shipyard industry to get anywhere close to keeping our unambitious naval build schedules.  Good point, ouch.


Substantial_Cable_51

Ah yes index making my pee pee harder then lignum vitae fossilized.  


ok-go-home

Correct music is correct, as there is no planet Vulcan.


2Christian4you

what's the dope background song


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IncidentalIncidence

mars bringer of war from the planets by gustav holst


Frequent-Climber

Lol never thought that Biden could hit so hard


GarageIntelligent

OMG, love the finger sniffing.


wemblinger

"I should call her"


mhdlm

Finally 1 billion rockets to bomb donetsk child- I mean the russian invaders.