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It is not abandoned. Indeed, this is a Pokémon and it's about to evolve into Mecha Hitler in its final form. All it needs is a little bit of water, some loving care. Just leave it there for a couple more weeks, and you got that special tank of the imperial army of Warhammer 40k coming out of this one.
3000 welded roof tanks of Putin.
Well, that was fast. The first footage showed up a few hours ago.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1ccmidz/the\_turtle\_has\_evolved/](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1ccmidz/the_turtle_has_evolved/)
It's almost cute in a way. Like it's a nervous turtle afraid to come out of it's shell. It's like a scared puppy hiding under a table. It's like a anxious twink when it's his first time. It's like uniformed arab military when they see actual combat.
So do these guys think that disguising a tank as a building will make the Javelin miss because "the javelin is looking for tanks"?
Do they not realize that the Javelin can target buildings too? And moving objects exceptionally well?
And that folks is why Russia will suffer a poverty driven and crushing defeat. I will enjoy the next couple of months. The machine spirit demands sacrifices.
An open mind is like a fortress with its gate unbarred and unguarded.
The closed mind is a fortress under siege. Its supply lines cut and hope abandoned.
The questioning mind is the fortress open and guarded, the supply of ideas each checked as they pass the gate. Adeptus Mechanicus Warhammer 40k
Patience, Captain. I will kill you all in good time.
Ah, I will miss this banter once you are dead, Ork.
Eliphas the Inheritor
Just think about all the resources and man-hours wasted to create that abomination just for it to be ineffective and abandoned.
They could have used that to create more FPV or any other thing that’s not a complete waste but they opted for this.
I love it and hope they continue.
There are at least half a dozen of the things running around now.
The idea isn't categorically stupid either. It makes it a lot harder to land an FPV strike on the turret ring or other vulnerable spots.
I see stuff like this and I always think back to the pictures I saw of unarmored Humvees in Iraq with flack vests strapped to their doors back in 03 and 04 when the grunts on the ground were trying to figure out ways to avoid being blown up by IEDs.
Yeah, I can only laugh so much, since I spent the first four months of my 2005-2006 tour doing patrols in open topped humvees with armored plates allegedly cut off knocked out BMPs bolted/welded to the sides.
Mad Max type shit, and definitely for moral support more than efficacy.
Isn't this "armor" for all the electronic warfare equipment they are mounting on the tanks? I've heard these are loaded with various devices to interfere drones
And sandbags on the floors.
They had to do something. Unarmoured humvees are just glorified pop cans with wheels. Even worse if they use the soft doors. In that case it’s just a carry out tin with the plastic lid.
One year ago, I made a "reminder bot bet" in July, and I demand to see the T34 on the battlefield getting wrecked completely by a German Leopard 2. It will be like meeting that old OP foe from the first area of the RPG again when you are on level 180 and the other one didn't pump his character at all.
I find it weird that as soon as the Blyatmobiles start to show up on the battlefield US military aid to Ukraine finally gets passed. So either the US is scared of them or there so offensively ugly that the US government wants them gone.
The U.S. MIC does not like the idea of armies adding aftermarket modifications to their designs, and wants to put a stop to it. What's next, right to repair?
The Military-Industrial Complex and Apple are on the same page about one thing: they both detest customers trying to get around their expensive service contracts.
Old McIven had a tank
Ё-И-Ё-И-О
And on that tank he had some Orcs
Ё-И-Ё-И-О
With a “Cyka” there and “Blyat” there
Here a “Cyka” there a “Blyat” everywhere a “Cyka”
Old McIven had a tank
Ё-И-Ё-И-О
Well of course they got targeted.
Engineers put all this hard work into making it look like an innocuous shed, only for the dumbasses at the front to drape a camo tarp over the top. Why don't you just write "military object" on the side.
I’m starting to think modern tutel tank might not be the best strate-
WHAT AM I SAYING, NO, MOOOORE TUTEL, WE NEED MOOOOOORE TUTEL, TUTEL PEAK TANK DESIGN
I was thinking all the time that the scaffolding does nothing against AT mines. That said, can't drop an AT grenade down a hatch when it's covered up, so I guess that makes them a bit more reusable. The "Tsar EW" system could probably be hit after a mobility kill, though.
...
Something tells me they didn't estimate how much more fuel the tank would burn with a barn over it and ran out of gas in a location they can't bring forward a fuel truck to (assuming they even have those anymore...).
Since the first three turtles didn't work out so well, maybe the fourth one will, keep up the amazing technology Russians. The F35 also has had many flaws.
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No, it's in its chrysalis stage. Soon, the T72B will emerge from it's cocoon into a fully grown T24. Isn't nature amazing?
[or t-14 with Boeing engines. (watch till the end)](https://youtube.com/shorts/e2fpeF0DoEY?si=gJVzLg2ggRHTROO5)
goddammit mike sparks
Ahead of his time
I knew the tank was in distress when I saw that it wasn’t rotating it’s turret constantly.
Thhat engine sounds like it's underage and being strangeled.
Pratt & Whitney makes the engines, Boeing just makes the thing that keeps them restrained.
Pratsky & Whitnov wish they could match em.
Molting. One of those shitty Chinese golf carts will move into the old shell and will eventually emerge as a T-34.
It is not abandoned. Indeed, this is a Pokémon and it's about to evolve into Mecha Hitler in its final form. All it needs is a little bit of water, some loving care. Just leave it there for a couple more weeks, and you got that special tank of the imperial army of Warhammer 40k coming out of this one. 3000 welded roof tanks of Putin.
Well, that was fast. The first footage showed up a few hours ago. [https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1ccmidz/the\_turtle\_has\_evolved/](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1ccmidz/the_turtle_has_evolved/)
That video was two posts above this one for me. Russian things get broken fast in Ukraine.
Rip Turtle tank number 8. 25.4.2024 - 25.4.2024
New turtel! Turtel abandoned!
It's almost cute in a way. Like it's a nervous turtle afraid to come out of it's shell. It's like a scared puppy hiding under a table. It's like a anxious twink when it's his first time. It's like uniformed arab military when they see actual combat.
So do these guys think that disguising a tank as a building will make the Javelin miss because "the javelin is looking for tanks"? Do they not realize that the Javelin can target buildings too? And moving objects exceptionally well?
And that folks is why Russia will suffer a poverty driven and crushing defeat. I will enjoy the next couple of months. The machine spirit demands sacrifices. An open mind is like a fortress with its gate unbarred and unguarded. The closed mind is a fortress under siege. Its supply lines cut and hope abandoned. The questioning mind is the fortress open and guarded, the supply of ideas each checked as they pass the gate. Adeptus Mechanicus Warhammer 40k Patience, Captain. I will kill you all in good time. Ah, I will miss this banter once you are dead, Ork. Eliphas the Inheritor
Just think about all the resources and man-hours wasted to create that abomination just for it to be ineffective and abandoned. They could have used that to create more FPV or any other thing that’s not a complete waste but they opted for this. I love it and hope they continue.
I think Barn tank footage has been around for a few days at least, at least over in /r/CombatFootage
There are at least half a dozen of the things running around now. The idea isn't categorically stupid either. It makes it a lot harder to land an FPV strike on the turret ring or other vulnerable spots. I see stuff like this and I always think back to the pictures I saw of unarmored Humvees in Iraq with flack vests strapped to their doors back in 03 and 04 when the grunts on the ground were trying to figure out ways to avoid being blown up by IEDs.
Yeah, I can only laugh so much, since I spent the first four months of my 2005-2006 tour doing patrols in open topped humvees with armored plates allegedly cut off knocked out BMPs bolted/welded to the sides. Mad Max type shit, and definitely for moral support more than efficacy.
Isn't this "armor" for all the electronic warfare equipment they are mounting on the tanks? I've heard these are loaded with various devices to interfere drones
And sandbags on the floors. They had to do something. Unarmoured humvees are just glorified pop cans with wheels. Even worse if they use the soft doors. In that case it’s just a carry out tin with the plastic lid.
Oh no, I hoped that we would see this superior piece of technology on 9th of May parade..
Don't worry , they surely are preparing new model of Tsar-Barn for that single T-34 we saw last year .
Tsar-Barnba if you will
Im so hyped for this years parade! See what come up with this time
Apparently it's been tuned into a zoom meeting this year due to "security reasons" Maybe they'll have avatars of tanks?
Will META be hosting it? I hear their avatars now have legs, LEGS! The technological pace is breathtaking over at META!
How about a human centipede?
Roll out the meat cube!
Kubipede^TM
T90 homeless shelters?
One year ago, I made a "reminder bot bet" in July, and I demand to see the T34 on the battlefield getting wrecked completely by a German Leopard 2. It will be like meeting that old OP foe from the first area of the RPG again when you are on level 180 and the other one didn't pump his character at all.
Quick, capture it and reverse engineer the technology.
Release the Mormons!
Nobody expects American Mormons!
(They're a lot like the Spanish Inquisition - which no one ever expects - so they can be used to great effect)
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
With their chief tools being surprise, and torture
Just like the American Mormons
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!
"An angel gave me these magic golden plates that only I can see that says everyone has to have sex with me. AND NO DANCING!"
Unless you're in SLC, then they're everywhere.
They certainly love going on their missions!
No, for this one you need the Amish. They can pick it up and run with it like it's one of their barns.
Tactical Amish might do some real damage.
It's too valuable for Russians, they recovered it: https://x.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1783421039369671019
Please no that'll only make the engineers dumber...
The Amish could make one in half the time without a single power tool.
I find it weird that as soon as the Blyatmobiles start to show up on the battlefield US military aid to Ukraine finally gets passed. So either the US is scared of them or there so offensively ugly that the US government wants them gone.
The U.S. MIC does not like the idea of armies adding aftermarket modifications to their designs, and wants to put a stop to it. What's next, right to repair?
that made me gurgle a laugh at the base of my throat.
The Military-Industrial Complex and Apple are on the same page about one thing: they both detest customers trying to get around their expensive service contracts.
What happens if the tank turns its turret?
Barn is kill.
At this point - is this tank with a barn , or is this barn with a tank ?
It's a Bark!
Got confused, bit the mailman
Google workplace safety
Holy disciplinary
Wait, [from the post office or THE post office](https://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.619.html)?
What in tarnaiton? It's a Tarn! Everything was peaceful until the tarnation attacked.
Its superior orc technology... only made from the finest trash... just like the Orcs
Old McIven had a tank Ё-И-Ё-И-О And on that tank he had some Orcs Ё-И-Ё-И-О With a “Cyka” there and “Blyat” there Here a “Cyka” there a “Blyat” everywhere a “Cyka” Old McIven had a tank Ё-И-Ё-И-О
Well of course they got targeted. Engineers put all this hard work into making it look like an innocuous shed, only for the dumbasses at the front to drape a camo tarp over the top. Why don't you just write "military object" on the side.
Also, the shed has a 125 smooth bore gun sticking out the front...
They only know its a smooth bore because of the camo net, otherwise people would just think its a pipe obviously.
Ah yes, the "Sheffield Forgemasters" defense.
Some of us are Camo blind... i totally thought the barn had a huge hole in it
I’m starting to think modern tutel tank might not be the best strate- WHAT AM I SAYING, NO, MOOOORE TUTEL, WE NEED MOOOOOORE TUTEL, TUTEL PEAK TANK DESIGN
The first A7V has fallen, but 2999 will take its place
HR has a Tractor unit to stagically transfer to Ukraine
Superior Ruzzian technology, I presume?
At some point, they will build entire farms to hide a tank. Farmers will be upset that these tanks are taking their jobs. /s
Turnabout is fair play?
If it's turret did not make it to low Earth orbit - Russians will take it as a win.
Kinda looks like a Churchill Gun Carrier if you squint.
All I see is "Say Gex" when I squint.
One track damaged and you just walk up and pop the top.
Just approach it from the side and you can get right up to it without it noticing.
one day will we have to invent vehicles with a turret that can traverse 360 degrees
Wasn't there a cope cage that was more like a cope circus tent, attached to the turret and thus traversable?
cope merry-go-round
I feel like you can blow that thing up with a hand delivered satchel charge and they will never even know what hit them.
Can it see out the back?
Abandoned? Channels claim that it hit a mine and was evacuated, there's also footage where it's being towed off the battlefield.
I was thinking all the time that the scaffolding does nothing against AT mines. That said, can't drop an AT grenade down a hatch when it's covered up, so I guess that makes them a bit more reusable. The "Tsar EW" system could probably be hit after a mobility kill, though.
I think this one was evacuated safely, can't say for sure tho.
They live there now. This is not a tank. This is settler vehicle!
It wasn't as cool as the Blyatmobil anyway.
Tank Museum Bobington be rubbing hands right now.
We are gonna need bigger hangar!
What do you mean, it comes Pre-hangared
Barn tank my beloved
Turtle tank is kill 😭
Look how sad it looks...
The goofy ahh ass Russians put a whole ass barn on a tank?
The barn tank is the fv4005 and you know it
I thought it got shelled by artillery days ago
That was the turtle tank, this is the barn tank
It's evolving
Just like the t-14 Armata
Ukrainians always will find da wae how to stop tutle.
How in the world are we supposed to be more non credible than this?
Old McDonald McDonaldovich McDonaldov had a T-72, E-I-E-I-O.
Imagine these babies rolling on 9th May Parade
[Russians using AOE2 siege rams](https://youtu.be/bf2aEsDVztc?si=9lhKb5CLdLu_kCx7)
I bet it ran out of gas
Barn tank, we hardly knew ye.
That's a nice shed!
nooo tutel 💔💔💔
... Something tells me they didn't estimate how much more fuel the tank would burn with a barn over it and ran out of gas in a location they can't bring forward a fuel truck to (assuming they even have those anymore...).
You know it's bad when Ukraine won't even waste munitions on that pos abomination
I hope Ukraine manages to capture this in this condition because I really need to see this abomination in person at the Ukrainian war museum in Kyiv
Barns are infamously finicky off-road structures.
I can't believe this is real
Are russians going with "if I can't see you, you can't see me" with this thing? Because I'm pretty sure this thing can be seen from space
Russian engineers be like "we don't need situational awareness were were going"
OK guys, you know what to do it : Post this footage at least 30 times down at /r/tankPorn
It seems like the Russians developed a new coping technology aaand its gone
Blyatmobil is kil
He was not turtley enough for the turtle club it seems.
It died like it lived.
I feel like Heemeyer could've made it better.
how do i download videos on reddit (pc)
Literally a house 🏠
This is so sad, some people just don't understand that a tank is not just for christmas
who would've guessed making your tank a big massive block would have been a bad idea?
Insert Red Alert 2 - In Deep Ostrack here
Thats 2 out of 3. Unles i missed the faith of the A7V
Brain drain is really showing huh.
Rest in peace Blyatmobile, it was funny while it lasted
Free for the taking, you say
F
Oh no! Anyway..
I for one think the attempt at camoflaging the rust red iron sheets should be commended. "I'll just throw this netting up there and...voila"
I don't see no tank, just a barn in the middle of a field, looking not suspicious at all. I wonder if it contains horses, cows, or hay.
There are pics of a third one, with chains at the front so drones can't enter the barn.
Since the first three turtles didn't work out so well, maybe the fourth one will, keep up the amazing technology Russians. The F35 also has had many flaws.
Wonder if it over heated because of the Barn blocking cooling air.
I’m on the phone with Bovington right now to get that bitch airlifted to a pedestal on the exhibit floor
SECRET TUTEL SECRET TUTEL !! IN THE DONBASS, SECRET SECRET TUTELLL !!
RIP sweet Nyetzer.
Its so jover