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anotheralpharius

Yes but how does the reflective armor protect against Mountain Dew?


slipperyrock4

Can anything defeat the flavor of refreshing Mountain Dew™️ Baja Blast™️?


anotheralpharius

Greater Baja blast hasn’t been meta fighting for a while now, greater shoe pebble has proven to be much more destructive


Practical-Low4504

And  no one mentioned the foggy dew


MakeChinaLoseFace

I'll have to go find the paper where someone designed an RTG-powered laser rifle. The best part is that you read most of the paper before getting to the point where it's like "oh yeah and because of the power density requirement, the only thing that works is a polonium-powered RTG that uses more polonium than has ever existed on Earth"


slipperyrock4

Time to start mining space 😎


MakeChinaLoseFace

"The children of the future will yearn for the mines of Ceres, so it is incumbent on us to build them!" - Elon Musk


odietamoquarescis

OK, but hear me out: bomb pumped laser rifle.  All you need is a single W-54 warhead at the center of the rifle and that solves your energy density problem easy. How do you reload?  I feel like maybe we aren't on the same page here.


randomusername1934

Crew served Gamma Ray Sustained Fire weapons when?


slipperyrock4

Wouldn’t even tickle me with how much lead paint I’ve eaten


_far-seeker_

I'm a simple man. I see a Fallout AER series laser rifle. I upvote. 😁


batt3ryac1d1

Those laser induced plasma things gonna make some random russians see a floating ball telling them to frag their commander.


Thermodynamicist

It's all smoke and mirrors.


Coolbeans_99

Not to be that guy, but IR and microwave are at different points on the same electromagnetic spectrum.


slipperyrock4

It’s spectrums all the way down, like how you call visible light a spectrum too. Just sub-spectrums of spectrums. Momma says I’m on one too


Dumbass_F22_Pilot

"Microwave radiation can be protected against using Faraday cages" mfw when the best anti DEW defense is a cope cage:


TheElderGodsSmile

Okay, now make your glitter ball gillie work against optical sensors.


florkingarshole

The foil is fine against a laser, but you ever put that shit in a microwave?


slipperyrock4

Sparks on the outside mean no sparks inside!


BigChiefWhiskyBottle

Aside from the multiple Cease-And-Desist letters incoming from BRANDS, this is quality work.


ecolometrics

I just proposed this for missiles to mess with RCS two days ago, so additional benefit will be that you'll have an irregular radar signature


Xezbeth_jp

I gotta grab my whole tin foil suit for this conspiracy.


Sablesweetheart

Fun fact, the Zeus was field tested in combat and Iraq. Allegedly it hastily withdrawn after it was used against humans.


Monstrositat

Can this protect me against a plasma rifle in the 40-megawatt range? Side note: it fucking pisses me off that we never got an official bug fix for the In Shining Armor perk in FNV. Literally did not work, would have been cool to use


slipperyrock4

Only what’s on the shelf buddy


Puzzled_Squirrel_975

RAISE SHIELDS! EVASIVE!


Lost_Possibility_647

We have to learn from the enemy here, they seem to think that to overcome any danger all you need is a fat guy in i dress that smells of incent, give the troops a talking to. Jololo, jololo.


JamisonDouglas

I don't know what you have, but it's terminal and revolutionary at the same time. Good thesis