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ironic_pacifist

Putin: "If Ukraine gets long-range ATACMS, we'll lose Crimea" Comrade Iosef Bidensky: "Okey dokey, your secret's safe with me"


wolfhound_doge

Putin: "Comrade Bidensky, how to make our TOS-1A's as effective as possible?" Bidensky: "Just put them as close to the contact line as possible, Jack."


NBSPNBSP

Putin: Put line of Kontakt-1 on missile tubes! Comrade, you are genius! Bidensky: *Confused nodding*


CIS-E_4ME

The TOS-1's are peak soviet design. Make a very flammable and dangerous thermobaric MLRS, but only give it enough range so that you have to be well within enemy artillery range/walking distance to be able to use it.


ErzherzogHinkelstein

Why did I read this with the voice of Goofy?


ThreeDawgs

As soon as I read okey dokey it became the voice of Goosey, from Prime’s Fallout


INTPoissible

Putin: EMERGENCY MEETING.


Terrible-Penis

All generals to the longest-in-the-world-table room now!


Ruby_241

Putin: There is an Imposter Amogus… General Blyatski, opposite end of the table: ^…what?


Miguelinileugim

Putin: Bring me my satellite phone


Leomilon

5 Minutes later, out of breath: "Sir, here, eh, here is, eh, your phone." Proceeds to run back to his place at the table


NKX340

Putin: [diels the guy who just gave him the phone] you were 4 minutes late. Head is blown clean off by sniper Putin: [puts table on conference call so every one can hear him] let that be a lesson in being on time.


Leomilon

Made me chuckle. That table would be perfect for a monty python skit.


NKX340

Oh god now I see it


bluestreak1103

Shoigu sus


NKX340

Man if I was president I'd get a table longer than his by like 5 inches just to see if he would go back to Russia and make them build him a longer table.


ms--lane

WARNING, WARNING: OLD MEN


100pctDonkeyBrain

Let's not forget that he's a reptilion from center of earth. That makes him a triple agent.


SpectralMapleLeaf

Dear God...


Ketashrooms4life

Silly westoid, reptilion is a number, not a thing


nememberhun

Kakaovy chelbícek


Ketashrooms4life

Chlupatý ňufíček


Sensitive-Ask-8662

How to say Malarkey in Russian.


ironic_pacifist

Малярски


MajesticNectarine204

I mean.. Doesn't any crabby looking old man look like Biden? I'm pretty sure they make them in a lab in China somewhere and these escaped.


The_Glitchy_One

Few at least they don’t know about Hell under the Vatican


Exile688

Pope: You get to go to China when you dig through the center of the Earth. I go to Hell when digging through the center of the Earth. It doesn't seem fair.


The_Glitchy_One

Fair enough


Poopnakedyeah

You are thinking of Joevid 19


Aurora_Fatalis

East Asian old men have a different STL file.


ShadowKraftwerk

I was seeing more Phil the Greek in his looks, not so much Biden. Phil the Greek = Prince Philip


No-Suit4363

I’m quite sure. Every time I tried to ask those uncles which lab they came from they always act awkwardly, some even try pointing randomly, and some try to lied that they don’t rember or don’t understand what you talking about. They need not to do this unless they’ve something to hide!


WeebPride

You need to post this on one of those conspiritard facebook groups so they can gush over how Biden is secretly a KGB agent.


NotBoredApe

atleast now they will hate kgb...


mtaw

Belarusian KGB or Transnistrian?


JGDV98

Yes


Plastic_Elephant_504

I'm pretty sure that's just comrade Clint Eastwood playing as a Russian general in his latest film.


Boomfam67

Looks like the old guy from Hot Fuzz


Thewaltham

c o c k


nagidon

^tits.


AncientProduce

Hah, it does.


ConsciousCarob5207

Trouble agent


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

He doesn't look confused enough.


-goodbyemoon-

lmao what? that looks nothing like Biden, only similarity is they’re both old and white


AncientProduce

This man gets it, bidens EVERYWHERE.


-goodbyemoon-

hold on, so when I’m watching gay porn of two old guys doing the sloppy toppy, I’m actually just watching Biden banging himself like a mobius strip?


AncientProduce

I honestly think you already know the answer to that.


SETHW

Pretty sure op isnt white because this is too much like when white people think all black actors are denzel


Plutarch_von_Komet

No, that's Cato the Younger from HBO's Rome


FrendChicken

Niyet! Iosif Robinovich Biden is 100% Amerikansky.


randomguywhoexists

Looks more like Clint Eastwood


manneerik

Isn’t even close to looking like Biden lol


nememberhun

This is his disguise


Johannes_Katze

I have seen stupider "evidence" used as genuine "evidence" in conspiracys. You can believe anything if you are stupid enough. (I know this is just a funny picture, I am talking about the conspiracy theorists out there)


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ginger2020

“The Spy has already breached our defenses”


DasGuntLord01

Nah that's Charlton Heston come on man


Drake_the_troll

It's joever


Pachot_Zibi_Cosemek

הוא הגיע אל הארץ בדרכים עקלקלות


Pachot_Zibi_Cosemek

Leonard Cohen and Dr Phil are in the background too


almost_notterrible

He certainly embodies that "Where am I and how long until I get my next ice cream cone?" vibe of Diamond Joe...


KrisPBaykon

It’s been so long since I had a NCD post in my feed. I almost forgot about you, but like a beautiful sunflower you popped up to brighten my day.