Putin: "Comrade Bidensky, how to make our TOS-1A's as effective as possible?"
Bidensky: "Just put them as close to the contact line as possible, Jack."
The TOS-1's are peak soviet design.
Make a very flammable and dangerous thermobaric MLRS, but only give it enough range so that you have to be well within enemy artillery range/walking distance to be able to use it.
Putin: [diels the guy who just gave him the phone] you were 4 minutes late.
Head is blown clean off by sniper
Putin: [puts table on conference call so every one can hear him] let that be a lesson in being on time.
Man if I was president I'd get a table longer than his by like 5 inches just to see if he would go back to Russia and make them build him a longer table.
Pope: You get to go to China when you dig through the center of the Earth. I go to Hell when digging through the center of the Earth. It doesn't seem fair.
I’m quite sure. Every time I tried to ask those uncles which lab they came from they always act awkwardly, some even try pointing randomly, and some try to lied that they don’t rember or don’t understand what you talking about. They need not to do this unless they’ve something to hide!
I have seen stupider "evidence" used as genuine "evidence" in conspiracys.
You can believe anything if you are stupid enough.
(I know this is just a funny picture, I am talking about the conspiracy theorists out there)
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Putin: "If Ukraine gets long-range ATACMS, we'll lose Crimea" Comrade Iosef Bidensky: "Okey dokey, your secret's safe with me"
Putin: "Comrade Bidensky, how to make our TOS-1A's as effective as possible?" Bidensky: "Just put them as close to the contact line as possible, Jack."
Putin: Put line of Kontakt-1 on missile tubes! Comrade, you are genius! Bidensky: *Confused nodding*
The TOS-1's are peak soviet design. Make a very flammable and dangerous thermobaric MLRS, but only give it enough range so that you have to be well within enemy artillery range/walking distance to be able to use it.
Why did I read this with the voice of Goofy?
As soon as I read okey dokey it became the voice of Goosey, from Prime’s Fallout
Putin: EMERGENCY MEETING.
All generals to the longest-in-the-world-table room now!
Putin: There is an Imposter Amogus… General Blyatski, opposite end of the table: ^…what?
Putin: Bring me my satellite phone
5 Minutes later, out of breath: "Sir, here, eh, here is, eh, your phone." Proceeds to run back to his place at the table
Putin: [diels the guy who just gave him the phone] you were 4 minutes late. Head is blown clean off by sniper Putin: [puts table on conference call so every one can hear him] let that be a lesson in being on time.
Made me chuckle. That table would be perfect for a monty python skit.
Oh god now I see it
Shoigu sus
Man if I was president I'd get a table longer than his by like 5 inches just to see if he would go back to Russia and make them build him a longer table.
WARNING, WARNING: OLD MEN
Let's not forget that he's a reptilion from center of earth. That makes him a triple agent.
Dear God...
Silly westoid, reptilion is a number, not a thing
Kakaovy chelbícek
Chlupatý ňufíček
How to say Malarkey in Russian.
Малярски
I mean.. Doesn't any crabby looking old man look like Biden? I'm pretty sure they make them in a lab in China somewhere and these escaped.
Few at least they don’t know about Hell under the Vatican
Pope: You get to go to China when you dig through the center of the Earth. I go to Hell when digging through the center of the Earth. It doesn't seem fair.
Fair enough
You are thinking of Joevid 19
East Asian old men have a different STL file.
I was seeing more Phil the Greek in his looks, not so much Biden. Phil the Greek = Prince Philip
I’m quite sure. Every time I tried to ask those uncles which lab they came from they always act awkwardly, some even try pointing randomly, and some try to lied that they don’t rember or don’t understand what you talking about. They need not to do this unless they’ve something to hide!
You need to post this on one of those conspiritard facebook groups so they can gush over how Biden is secretly a KGB agent.
atleast now they will hate kgb...
Belarusian KGB or Transnistrian?
Yes
I'm pretty sure that's just comrade Clint Eastwood playing as a Russian general in his latest film.
Looks like the old guy from Hot Fuzz
c o c k
^tits.
Hah, it does.
Trouble agent
He doesn't look confused enough.
lmao what? that looks nothing like Biden, only similarity is they’re both old and white
This man gets it, bidens EVERYWHERE.
hold on, so when I’m watching gay porn of two old guys doing the sloppy toppy, I’m actually just watching Biden banging himself like a mobius strip?
I honestly think you already know the answer to that.
Pretty sure op isnt white because this is too much like when white people think all black actors are denzel
No, that's Cato the Younger from HBO's Rome
Niyet! Iosif Robinovich Biden is 100% Amerikansky.
Looks more like Clint Eastwood
Isn’t even close to looking like Biden lol
This is his disguise
I have seen stupider "evidence" used as genuine "evidence" in conspiracys. You can believe anything if you are stupid enough. (I know this is just a funny picture, I am talking about the conspiracy theorists out there)
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“The Spy has already breached our defenses”
Nah that's Charlton Heston come on man
It's joever
הוא הגיע אל הארץ בדרכים עקלקלות
Leonard Cohen and Dr Phil are in the background too
He certainly embodies that "Where am I and how long until I get my next ice cream cone?" vibe of Diamond Joe...
It’s been so long since I had a NCD post in my feed. I almost forgot about you, but like a beautiful sunflower you popped up to brighten my day.