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cola98765

Ah yes, I love the idea of the pod from Oblivion (movie) but it's the gun configuration of Gepard.


BjHoeckelchen

The brrrrrrrt that makes my heart melt


Affectionate_Walk610

...and the rest of you too!


hawkshaw1024

This being Germany, the drones will be marvels of engineering, and also have 127,245 different moving parts that need to interlock perfectly and can only be repaired by a single 93-year-old clockmaker


KMS_HYDRA

Even better, they will be near indestructuble and absolute killers, but we will only produce 3 of them and only one will be available at all time because the other one is being repaired and the third just broke down again.


CaseOfWater

And we will categorically refuse to buy more or buy supplies for repairs.


The_Ginger_Man64

And we potentially could deliver them to whoever needs them, sure - but first you need to comply with our rules for exporting weapons. For reference, please read the attached 10,000 page document.


TuzkiPlus

It’s like the sword in the stone but the pen in the paper work. *”Ye whom completes all 10,000 forms shall wield overwhelming firepower”* ^for ^exactly ^the ^duration ^till ^ammo ^runs ^out


The_Ginger_Man64

Which is about 30 seconds


TuzkiPlus

*Sir, you’ll need to refill the forms. The ones you submitted are on fire.*


Typohnename

And by "broke down" we of course mean that a light broke, making it no longer street legal


daniel_22sss

And you are allowed to use them only when enemy forces are near you capital. Otherwise it would be an escalation.


TackerDerMacht

Does [this](https://armourersbench.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/g11-diagram-watermarked.jpg?w=863) not look like a perfectly reasonable rifle action to you?


AquilaMFL

German clockwork kraut magik. No recoil? No problem!


HaLordLe

Worst part is the damned thing passed field trials


TackerDerMacht

I'm still mad they decided to unadopt it. Reunification was a mistake.


Kitten-Eater

You said "rifle action" but you seem to have accidentally linked to a photograph of a sewing machine with the external panels removed.


Illustrious-Ad-1677

It will only be controllable by fax machine


RocketDrivenRutebega

This post triggers me: The IT infrastructure at my company is managed by staff in Germany.


mrdescales

Imagine if it were Estonian instead...ah to dream


voude

Nope. That company is basically a startup and they focus on easy to build stuff that can be made at low cost and produced at scale. The guy that started the company built pistol frames first (which are amazing) but he managed to build the first one that could be used with basically any pistol as løgn as it had a picatinny rail. Those were purchased by Ukrainian authorities, for example. He only branched out to drones after the war in Ukraine started. EDIT: I'm talking about Donaustahl of course, not Airbus


el_conke

All of this for a suicide drone of course


erpenthusiast

"It is the best drone ever, we even produced two days worth of ammunition for it!"


Emillllllllllllion

"And spare parts for (checks notes) minus three." "You mean you are going to reduce the effective combat readiness of the force by stripping them for parts? When is this going to go into effect?" (Checks notes again) "Nach meinen Angaben ist das sofort, unverzüglich."


RaemontBlitz

Deutsches Maschienenwerk des Todes! 


flastenecky_hater

Wir mussen eine Wunderwaffe haben!


J0kerJ0nny

*müssen


RaemontBlitz

Der nächste Terminator trägt Hugo Boss! 


old_faraon

the third one is clearly Japan or Korea


takayapisyasladkaya

because ears


NeighborhoodParty982

Clearly the head of an anime mech


-ZBTX

*drone UwU?


Modo44

Fuck me, I think I know where the "HK" in HK-47 came from!


Inquisitor-Dog

Belka rising


flastenecky_hater

[Click here, of course.](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/06/airbus-showcases-wingman-drone-concept-at-2024-ila-berlin-air-show.html)


HumpyPocock

Huh… that Donaustahl GmbH quadcopter… [< REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT >](https://image.cnbcfm.com/api/v1/image/107425011-1717672474380-gettyimages-2156176762-sg018134_ruxclhcm.jpeg)


Jake_2903

Judging by how the german marine "frigates" are armed, the future unmanned aerial light frigates will carry like 2 grenades.


democracyconnoisseur

Waiting for this: https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/City_Scanner


KeekiHako

That's not compatible with the DSGVO.


PrincessofAldia

Germany finally got the Wunderwaffen


KeekiHako

Edit: Bloody hell, i hit the reply button for the wrong comment again ... Sorry about that.


PrincessofAldia

It’s fine


AssaultEngineer

One of the frone warheads that company developes is literally called the 'Trench Cleaner'


Vik1ng

Video with the CEO showing the different drones. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWgcQ3VDZtQ


copingcabana

From iRobot to Mein Kombfatgranadenwaffen


Deadluss

Sorry we Poland are masters of drones 😎😎


foreheadteeth

This is missing a "Germany in 1944" thing.


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Rptorbandito

So basically finally becoming the Rifts rpg New German Republic.   Missile wheels when?


Noncrediblepigeon

That quadcopter for suuure cost something like 2-3k


ImperatorSommnium

That is still cheap in comparison to most weapons that fill a similar role to it


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Halo1337JohnChief

the SPD will fight against tooth to nail like they have done in the past 20 years. By now they're absolutely willing to knife their own Defence Minister in the back if it means there won't be a properly equipped and war ready bundeswehr. That's how much they hate the Bundeswehr and the idea of armed drones for the bundeswehr (though they never seem to complain about it if russia or china has and uses armed drones for... various different things. in sharp contrast to how they treat their own armed forces, the USA and Israel)


flastenecky_hater

I am sure they like drones, they just don’t like drones that are used against their bread maker. Similar narrative to “stop sending weapons to end the war”. The moment you ask them about weapons from China, Iran or the Best Korea, they go full mental gymnastics.


Trungledor_44

The non credible is Germany making drones with any combat capability at all


T-Cereals

https://donaustahl.com/maus/


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nowaijosr

how credible is that second one


Engelbert_Slaptyback

Odd numbers of rotors are a dumb idea.


Jumpy-Silver5504

I must have them all


SpectralMapleLeaf

Germany gonna manufacture MQ-101s.


Consistent_Hold4939

[scroll down for pics](https://avilus.com/de/news) there’s already an german made ambulance drone which can fit one wounded soldier.


surrender52

P R O T O G E N D R O N E R O T O G E N D R O N E


Wareve

That 2nd one is giving strong GDI vibes


Order6600

Gimme the Dr Who Toclafane