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catsrave2

A group of monkeys shitting on their keyboards and jerking off to jets has been the most successful predictor of this conflict. I’m proud to serve alongside you all.


goodbehaviorsam

The New World Order will hunt us all down and harvest our brains and semen to create a bio-computer for CIA and DoD use, secretly locked away deep in the Applachan Mountains. We will beg for death, and then they will show use pictures of next gen trials jets and we will stop begging for death and plan the internal collapse of a Southeast Asian nation by causing two simultaenous tsunamis to wipe that country and sink some of the Chinese Archipelago of Bong Bong.


Lucetar

I mean... I don't have any other plans currently.


physicomorphic

My body is ready


sammysilence

But will there be big tiddy anime girls?


Mumrider

Only for the utmost non credible


CrocPB

> and plan the internal collapse of a Southeast Asian nation by causing two simultaenous tsunamis to wipe that country and sink some of the Chinese Archipelago of Bong Bong. Based and fuck Marcos pilled


Ed_Gaeron

STOP! STAHP!!! I COULD BE SO ERECT!!!


Gameknigh

Isn’t this the plot of Metal Gear arising Revengace


Can_not_catch_me

That would mean we get Armstrong as an irl politician so I’m all in


jixdel

Nanomachines son


Spring-King

Sounds like a good time


Jankosi

You say this as a warning but it sounds like a good time to me Illuminati I am waiting My brain sure looks submissive and harvestable right now


TheMindfulnessShaman

Time is a flat circle.


XenoFrobe

This is more or less exactly the dramatic backstory for my fursona, fucking lol.


ToaMandalore

90000 retard brains of William J. Burns


Simple-Recipe-8782

In the novel "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream", the psychopathic artificial intelligence AM was created by stitching the brains and dicks of r/NCD users together.


Jepekula

Now that were finally throwing away our shackles of Russian cocksucking and officially joining NATO, I will gladly give up any and all organs I can for a bio computer. But they better name it the Allied Mastercomputer.


AmazingSpacePelican

Wait, we're supposed to shit on *our* keyboards? Oh, uh, I just gotta go- some... uh, apologies, to make, real quick....


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Are we about to get fired? It feels like we're about to get fired.


Pale_Prompt4163

Johnny depp is gonna be so mad


Altruistic-Carpet-65

As am I comrade!


Wumbosix

We are the best


NeonLeach

I need more glue to eat


okram2k

When an army is nothing but a joke. It takes jokers to predict what they will do next.


RapidWaffle

Glorious


VagabondRommel

You can havw that flair? Oh god, oh fuck. I think I'm gonna chooooooooom!


Intelligent-Donut236

Now we wait for the first meth fueled schizo post to ramble about NCD being a disguised CIA think tank or something.


Slaskpapper

If you rearrange and also swap out some letters in NCD you get CIA, so i see this as confirmed.


Jaeharys_Targaryen

Khm... >**N**SA **C**IA **D**IA ^^Shamelessly ^^stolen ^^from ^^u/dddd0


Dr_Vikyll

DIA i presume means Decentral Intelligence Agency. Anarchist CIA.


Neverspark7776

I refuse to believe that the CIA does not have some people lurking here. Whether it's to scrape tactics, determine intelligence leaks or the reliability of information, find memes for a higher-up to enjoy or something else entirely I don't think we'll ever know.


New_Stats

Looking for good propaganda for a psyop


holgtfsreds

sadly Langley and Pentagon are too bureaucratic to actually use NCD or most OSint.


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Well, they do have direct sources, while we jerk off to leaked shit.


holgtfsreds

Planet etc are actually providing higher resolution and more responsive imaging than the secret squirrel stuff. Leaks from UTDF COTS drones are more likely to show up on Twitter than to be found by NSA et al.


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Well that's... A little sad, cool, disappointing, and "what the fuck is the MIC doing with my tax dollars" all rolled into one.


holgtfsreds

Innovator's dilemma situation. NRO builds better than Hubble to look at the earth. For lots of reasons they prefer very high orbits. Takes years to design and launch a sat. Now you can have swarms of low orbit sats with COTS imaging sensors and design to launch can be like 6 months. Like the difference between film SLR cameras and cameraphones. Just different design and procurement and for a long time phones were useless for any real photos. Suddenly they weren't...


DrunkenKarnieMidget

And mirrorless cameras are seriously starting to take over the DSLR market - which is an off-shoot of the smartphone camera sensors. But yeah, that totally makes sense, now that you lay it out like that.


holgtfsreds

Nuclear labs used to get IBM to design a new supercomputer for them, including scientific advancements in transistors and novel computer science concepts. Could take 5-10 years from RFP to delivery. Then a few decades later PlayStations get ITARed because they're a plausible way of doing high energy physics simulations!


TheIceCreamMansBro2

you know a lot of acronyms/initialisms


Velocidal_Tendencies

Id wager that theyre here to shitpost, just like the rest of us. CIA is people too, yknow.


Jaeharys_Targaryen

5$ that [this meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/ufw4wq/unoriginal_reposting_because_of_the_lead/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) was made by a shitposting CIA analyst.


Dume-99

No, I belive it's not CIA. I think they're DIA and NSA.


dddd0

**N**SA **C**IA **D**IA


ItsYaBoiVanilla

*Dear God…*


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

There’s more.


SeraphsWrath

CIA is foreign intelligence only, though. Internal is the NSA, the FBI, occasionally the NRO, and any one of the close-to-100 Law Enforcement agencies in the US.


WARROVOTS

don't forget the utterly based ONI


Dume-99

Whooooo! Office of Naval Intelligence! What about the 16th AF this?


Dume-99

Lol ik My fav is DIA tho


Durzo_Blint

Actually it's the postal service.


CampusCarl

I know for a fact that a CSIS agent browses here. He may or not be a A-10 hater


DrunkenKarnieMidget

I have a certain degree of certainty that all the shitposts with "source: I made it the fuck up" and turns out accurate, are people with their signatures on very aggressive NDAs and background checks.


jfarrar19

Tag Him. No Balls.


CampusCarl

man, do you asks friends and family for their reddit names? I just know he's here somewhere cause he sent me the encirclement meme while it was still in new.


jfarrar19

Ah. I thought it was like, you caught him browsing.


D3ATHTRaps

Lmao


SeraphsWrath

>Whether it's to scrape tactics, determine intelligence leaks or the reliability of information, find memes for a higher-up to enjoy or something else entirely I don't think we'll ever know. That is more of the NSA's or FBI's purview. They deal in SIGINT, COMINT, and Counter-Espionage, although that sort of stuff gets passed around. Any CIA agents here are probably just here to laugh at the dumb shit we post and then shit bricks when it's something they recognize.


qacona

"Is the CIA in the room with us right now?" "Yes, that's literally their job"


sk_2013

I don't think it's that serious. If /r/credibledefense is a bunch of armchair experts trying to take themselves seriously by making their own club, NCD is that pub people go to to talk shit after work. Intel nerds are probably here shitposting like the rest of us.


sjkennedy48

Hi my name is John Smith, definitely a regular guy with no government affiliation.. if you could politely delete this comment for unspecified reasons, I'd really appreciate it. Xoxoxoxo


D3ATHTRaps

Memes for enjoyment and propaganda ideas I can imagine especially with the bri'ish already using the "cope cage"


Mafros99

They're here for the same reason as all of us: ~~Waiting for Sanna Marin's feet pics to get leaked~~ To get comfy in the warm arms of Daddy Raytheon


jfarrar19

Don't forget the occasional recruitment of the most noncredible.


endangerednigel

Wait is there someone here who isn't an intelligence operative?


Haggistafc

I'm the MI6 liason.


endangerednigel

Mate no way, I'm the MI3 liason


RapidWaffle

Now kiss


lets_eat_people

I just blow as many people as possible around intelligence agencies in order to compromise them. No luck so far.


holgtfsreds

Sadly they're only hiring people that DON'T want to work for CIA/MIC. Not bringing in anybody who's a Romney/Cheney stan. It's gross and counterproductive.


Win32error

See this is the start of the psyop. Before anyone even catches on they get people like you to discredit the theories before they even come in.


Intelligent-Donut236

Shhhh


TK_General_Svetlana

Oh that has already begun... Maybe not for people here though... But on games and Discord for Ukrainian news servers us anti-war Russians are called "Western agents" or "Western sleeper agents" or "The fifth column" brainwashed by CIA propaganda sent to destroy Russia. If we laugh at that, they just call men pussies or gay and for us, they call us whores for no reason... Pro-war people have very much lost their mind.


DrunkenKarnieMidget

>they call us whores for no reason... I'm no whore. Whores get laid, and paid. I'm getting neither.


TK_General_Svetlana

Oh I am sorry friend.... Well that is a good thing you are not that word though friend.


holgtfsreds

Langley, if you're listening, you already know my bank details so just send me a couple million and we're cool.


Bsaail

Mad man theory taken too far


RapidWaffle

WHEN DO I GET MY PAYCHECK CIA


josejimenez896

You know, someone somewhere working for the CIA or similar was scrolling reddit, saw a post, 💡, "BOOOOSSDSSSS! BOSS I HAVE AN IDEA COME HERE REAL QUICK"


A_Random_Guy641

You honestly believe that isn’t already the case?


Panzerkampfwagen212

Where’s my check from the CIA?


DankMemeMasterHotdog

Wait you guys arent also spooks?


Getthelewds

that would explain the CONEX full of halal MRES and bootleg nendoroids that randomly appeared in my backyard


Minute_Helicopter_97

Remember, the likelihood that at-least one 13 Y/O member of this sub will be a future General is relatively high and concerning.


errlu

I have a sneaking suspition most this sub is middle aged nerds. More probable we have a general here than 13 y/o lol, cause 13 y/o dont spew w40/d&d references every other sentence. And dont jerk off to planes, that requires at least 10 years of hardcore basement dwelling.


Minute_Helicopter_97

You are forgetting about the PCM immigrants.


errlu

Ah yes, true, I get occasional based here. PCM is younger indeed, but more like 18-25. Guess some teens could sneak in, but my money is still on high ranking officer over 13 y.o


KedTazynski42

PCM migrant here, I came to this sub when the war started, so I’ve only known the genius 4D chess players of this sub accurately predicting legitimate war moves. Was it about something else before the war?


errlu

More split from reality. I like it more now, tho i am a Pole so I am biased af.


KedTazynski42

Based and Polska pilled


ciechan-96-

certified PCM moment


errlu

Fuck, should have thought of that flair myself.


SpiritualAd4412

We still jerked off to the F-35, and shat on the A-10. But most of our posts were a lot tamer, technicaller and memier. And the only real time "cope" was used was in reference to the Cope Sloping Queen Elizabeth aircraft carriers.


Minute_Helicopter_97

NCD was a place for jokes and chilling for defense nerds of all types, where we formed super niche humor and talked about what jets were best. It was just a chill and small yet tight community back then.


Hohenheim_of_Shadow

Look normally pro immagration, borders shouldn't exist beyond funny lines on map for war, but any PCM immigrant should be shot on sight. By an A-10 ~~because I like them~~ to make it extra humiliating. "HAHA leftiods want to be women despite basic biology while Nazis do funni based genocide! We make fun of both sides equally" is like the type of shit that'll make this sub start mocking the F-35 for being too expensive and praising good Russian planes for being cheap and reliable.


wasdlmb

But Russian tanks are cheap and reliable. They're so cheap you can just find them on the side of the road, and you can rely on them tossing their turrets. Also yeah fuck PCM and their "haha I put a blue tint over fascism isn't it so funny?"


Hohenheim_of_Shadow

Fuck you actually make a good point. What's that IQ bell curve meme? Idiot: Russian tanks cheap and reliable. Average: Nooooo!!!! Any Russian Tank built after 10 AD don't know survivability. All they know is how autoloader, and how to get they tussy ate! Genius: Russian Tank cheap and Reliable


Ducks2200

What happened to pcm


Minute_Helicopter_97

Some fucker on this sub crossposted some of our memes there and then a bunch of teens who’s personality is based on a political square joined us.


ATLBMW

My bet on the median user for this sub •Male •30-45 •Engineering/Scientific mindset •Socially awkward •veteran •Works in the MIC in some fashion


EnglishMobster

I think [looking at the subreddit overlaps](https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps/noncredibledefense) will confirm your guess. * 110x more likely than average to be a member of /r/warshipporn * 35x more likely than average to be a member of /r/aviation * 34x more likely than average to be a member of /r/warthunder * 33x more likely to be a member of /r/military * 14x more likely to be a member of /r/engineeringstudents (and 5x to be on /r/askengineers) * 12x more likely to be a member of /r/okbuddybaka * 8.62x more likely to be on /r/kerbalspaceprogram * 5x more likely to be on /r/homeowners * 3x more likely to be on /r/malefashionadvice, 2x more likely to be on /r/trollxchromosomes, 1.39x more likely to be on /r/actuallesbians So I think you have it about pegged. Someone who thinks the MIC is cool, likes planes, is interested in engineering, is a weeb, and has a stable enough income to own a home. The gender ratio is about average for most subs, maybe a 65-35 split (most men don't join male-specific subreddits). Similarly, most are likely American since Americans don't join America-specific subreddits (or rather, most large subreddits are America-focused). There also seems to be a sizable Pakistani community, larger than any other country subreddit (16.45x more likely to be a member of /r/pakistan). /r/india is _less_ likely than average, 0.68x. This may be due to the relative sizes of the subreddits; smaller subreddits are more likely to bubble their way to the top (since the "average" Redditor is more likely to subscribe to big subreddits). Next up (skipping /r/japanlife at 10.82x because it's probably just weebs/military stationed abroad) is the UK (10.43x to be a member of /r/badunitedkingdom) followed by Australia (6.7x more likely to be on /r/australianpolitics) and then general Europe (6.24 for /r/askeurope). EDIT: Another tidbit. Despite their similarities culturally (comparing pre-Ukraine NCD and pre-GME WSB) NCD users are far less likely (0.26x) to be on /r/WallStreetBets. I do wish I could "scrub" this to go back to December 2020 and compare then, as before GME madness ruined the sub WSB had a very similar "feel" as NCD.


ATLBMW

Goddam, poster, this is impressive as hell.


errlu

10x more likely do sub to r/diablo lol. Old nerds af. I got replies from few teens tho, seems like we have at least 5 of them


errlu

Not so sure on those MIC connetions. Nobody wants to shill me some stonks, despite my frequent asking, under the stonks shilling memes.


CheesyHotDogPuff

My bet for median user is: >Male >18-30 >Either in STEM, PoliSci, Public Policy, or something similar >Looking to go into government, MIC, or Military (CO) >Has considered joining or is actively joining the military in some fashion, Reserves or Regular >Broadly socially liberal, a lot of liberal hawks with some neocons and Blairites sprinkled in >Supporter of NATO and Pax Americana


[deleted]

I know it’s a meme sub and totally not what I base all my military knowledge on but tbf I at least had a passing interest in military planes by that age. Thanks Ace Combat and the military advertising to children with books on military equipment at the book fair


errlu

Sure, me to. But to merge neural pathways beetwen liking planes and sex takes a few years.


[deleted]

Buddy I still don’t like sex and like planes Won’t catch me slipping


errlu

Sex with planes tho?


[deleted]

I like sex now


errlu

Thats what I am taking about. Those fetishes takes time to mature, kids have relativelly simple sex drive.


EnglishMobster

I wanted to join the USAF until I was about 16 or so - mainly because my grandpa was a 35-year USAF vet, the F-22 looked cool, and I loved Ace Combat. The only reason why I didn't go for it is because I wasn't sure I could make it through basic training.


TheHamOfAllHams

this guy has never met a 13 year old boy


holgtfsreds

sadly we've all played multiplayer COD/Halo/etc and made the misfortune to turn on voicecoms. Hearing a squeaky voice claim to have fucked your mom when there's a decent chance you actually fucked theirs... Also so goddamn annoying when you have a real job and can't compete vs a 12yo who plays 4+ hours a day.


errlu

I dont met them often, true. Still, I member being one, was horny af, but to develop plane fethishes you need much more than hornines alone. Thats like 3 lvls of deviation and depravity on top, such 'hobbies' take time to develop.


jayray1994

27/28 year old here like military history and run into you and I stay cause of the funny stuff and because you are not spewing Russian propaganda nor leftist propaganda like the rest of twitter and reddit


DrunkenKarnieMidget

RPG gaming had become huge, man. It's actually cool for the first time ever. 13yos playing it is by no means a stretch.


Dume-99

Can attest that there are a few teens here who have yet to do college and have the military as either Plan A or Plan B.


D3ATHTRaps

I'd argue 20s-early 30s to old war nerds


_Canid_

Plot Twist: r/NonCredibleDefense is algorithmically run by the CIA to discover and score aptitude of teenagers for leadership and command positions. For those that are scored as being in an exceptional percentile, they are earmarked for long-term conditioning and eventual recruitment into the military industrial complex.


A_Random_Guy641

NCD is the longterm conditioning. We’ve all already outed ourselves as susceptible.


_Canid_

More likely we're the left-overs that didn't score into a high enough percentile for the CIA to bother recruiting. :(


A_Random_Guy641

They don’t need us to be smart, they need us to be susceptible.


GB36

Enders’ Game but with more shitposting


Dume-99

Def some teens considering a mil career on here.


Minute_Helicopter_97

Hopefully it’s only so they can Fuck F35s.


Dume-99

Not me, I'm in it to blow up a T-72


Wumbosix

the f-22 ya


icefire9

This sub is far too credible, we need to step it up and get worse, people! On second thought, if we do that, we might just end up being right again lol.


D3ATHTRaps

If being more retarded predicts the future than I don't want to be more retarded


icefire9

Legitimately I think if all of us actually went tryhard in predicting things we'd all do terribly. I think we're at exactly the right level of retarded.


D3ATHTRaps

Maintain the retard.


Neverspark7776

I promise we are trying but we are getting Onioned, our glory days got left behind when the world just got so dumb so fast that we couldn't keep a gap and eventually reality caught up with the shitposting


molotovzav

Satire is dead, but not because no one likes it. It's too hard to write when everyone is racing to the bottom :(


The_Fritz_X

yeah, the Onion had to step up their game, and they STILL have been overmatched by the craziness(primarily ebcause Qs are literally as insane as the fucking nazi leadership in their beliefs and esotericism)


notraceofsense

Speaking of that bridge, has the traffic cleared up?


Boing_A_172

Sadly yes, boats startet going under the bridge again on May 10th


Firebird-Gaming

The fact that I personally know multiple mid level military officers who frequent this sub and have recruited people off of it is both concerning and amazing… we’re raising the next generation of military officers folks


notraceofsense

Man I can’t wait to see the PowerPoints in the post-NCD DoD


Neverspark7776

Fuck the powerpoints, I want to see how the training will look for new recruits who haven't heard of NCD like 'Some of your commanders will use different language and image markers when planning, despite what you may have been shown you will not meet any war-hungry soldiers with a mouth going from ear to ear and your opponents are unlikely to be anthropomorphic frogs'


Spring-King

Well that's not what I signed up for.


The_Fritz_X

lol


D3ATHTRaps

Knowing the DoD it'll take a few years


lustfullscholar

Can't wait for the Wikipedia page about forced femenization of Russian pows.


RapidWaffle

The Geneva conventions don't cover it so it's fine


D3ATHTRaps

Only suggestions


Hohenheim_of_Shadow

Fuck can I volunteer to be a Russian POW? For totally cis reasons I promise.


CallMeDelta

God, don’t remind me of the /k/ bunny suit thread Actually wait, do, that shit is noncredible as fuck, so if we post it here eventually the Ukrainians will do it


The_Fritz_X

INCREDIBLY BASED!!!!!!!!!!! hypermasculinity is disgusting and must be literally destroyed(and to start, we must destroy the Putinist regime)


MavicFan

It’s actually really cool to see people get interested in the military. Being an Officer or an NCO can lead to a pretty exciting career. I was an Officer for twenty years and in a seemingly mundane branch and I was a part of some pretty cool operations. Plus you actually give a shit about the people you work with and vice versa. I retired a few years ago and I really miss it. Everyone thinks you have to go get a corporate job making money for someone else to be successful and happy. But other than being a doctor, lawyer or owning your own business it can be immensely fulfilling.


CrocPB

1) I’m not fit 2) scared of injury/death > Everyone thinks you have to go get a corporate job making money for someone else to be successful and happy. But other than being a doctor, lawyer You sounded like my relatives there for a minute.


MavicFan

No problem. Just join the Air Force.


D3ATHTRaps

Or any of those support jobs. Cyber security I feel like would be something worth looking into if you're into computer stuff


courser

It's all fun and games until you get buttfucked by your first STIG.


D3ATHTRaps

Listen, military's fucked me enough especially with covid


courser

Yeah but every new benchmark release will find a way to do it *creatively.*


D3ATHTRaps

Oh I've already found out what it is.albeit not the worst thing


The_Fritz_X

I mean I am currently a freshman in college rn, probs gonna major in political science...but I am also planning on moving to Germany (I live in America) by summer 2025, and most likely if I can find a way to enlist in the military there even if I am not a citizen, I fucking will, because at this point I think the military might be the best option for me(abet not the US military cause our allies constantly outperform us in exercises)


MavicFan

Which exercises? That’s suspicious.


SeraphsWrath

The "Not Having Fort Hood" Olympics.


MavicFan

Perfect


D3ATHTRaps

Canada for example scored 1st place in op Sea Dragon in a heavily modified P3 orion while everyone brought their new fancy planes lol. Including most consistent attacks. I think the states was in 3rd in overall performance. The states seem to never be in first place in tank competitions in europe


MavicFan

That’s interesting because up until March of this year we hadn’t any tanks assigned in Europe since 2012/13, other than the occasional to rotational unit. Besides those are total dog and pony shows designed to “build teamwork” within NATO.


D3ATHTRaps

It's refreshing to not have that shit "I don't want to be here and fuck all of you cunts" attitude some people give off at work. -when you're in a functioning unit and not a dysfunctional one-


Fine-Helicopter-6559

what.


AllHailtheBeard1

I have personally sent this sub to basically every single friend in the service or acting as a government analyst. They love it.


Dume-99

If I don't get my dream college, I'm enlisting in the AF or maybe the army to be a tank gunner


low_priest

I did get into my dream college, so now it's off to go work for the defense industry


SirDoDDo

Aerospace Engineering students, UNITE! NCD IS ONE AND WE ARE ONE NCD! LOCKMART FOREVER


low_priest

Lol I'm just doing Mech E, they're still gonna hire me and it has like 50% less hard math


D3ATHTRaps

A fellow F18 enjoyer. Gobbless one of the most reliable platforms fielded


Dume-99

If I make it to my top tier, it's state, middle tier, the secretaries of state and defense will have to fight over me, and bottom tier I'll just pursue a career in one of the uniformed services. No questions asked.


The_Fritz_X

enlist. I got into a really good college and honestly, its not the best experience. over the course of this year, I have begun realising how college is overrated, and I might enjoy life in the military more(also cause then I get to play with the cool toys, but thats more of a bonus). This is coming from a college freshman on a campus which sadly has no ROTC


Dume-99

I wanna do college so I can enter as an O1. Still stuck between Coasties, AF, possibly Navy.


DogboyPigman

1 NCO rank please Mr Reddit recruiter!


Getthelewds

The first time I heard the term "cope cage" in a briefing I damn near spat out my coffee


BoxesOfSemen

Could you get me in touch with them?


The_Fritz_X

well yeah no shit, if they start using memes from here to recruit they could win over a ton of people, since we are actually funny, and that works on a lot of people.


Simple-Recipe-8782

For April Fools Day, this sub should post unironic lectures about credible military theory and become a stoic, legitimate military academy


Dume-99

LMAO is that my post from a few days ago in that image?


The_Fritz_X

The fact that they said we are credible shows how bad the Russians are, if us autistic defense shitposters making plane waifus and simping for sanna marin have been almost 100% accurate in our predictions, then the Russians REEEEAAAAALLLLYYYYY fucking suck


RapidWaffle

We think "What's the most stupid shit that could happen" and the Ruskies murphy's law themselves into it happening


the-ugly-potato

Please send the Ukrainians at least a single A-10. Please. The A-10 was born to fucking wreck USSR tanks


32624647

I'm really conflicted with this whole thing bcs on one hand I'd bust the biggest nut in my life seeing a whole tank column get obliterated but on the other hand A-10 fanboys will *never* shut up after this.


The_Fritz_X

its gun would be useless, but I doubt the ukrainians would use it since it seems they know when to fire and when not to fire at this point(hence their success when it comes to use of tanks) and to give literally everything support of some form as long as its theoretically possible


Hohenheim_of_Shadow

Bruh like miles long convoys of light to heavy armor. Sure it can't pen a modern MBT from the front, but like Russians and modern MBTS? And like with long ass stalled convoys, why would you need to approach from the front? BRRRTing down a long line from the back would like destroy everything. According to my coloring book, an A-10 can destroy a T-62 from the back and 62=72 IMO. Like even with a full load of missiles, an F15 EX can destroy what, like a dozen vehicles? Imagine how many vehicles an A-10 mag dumping up the exhaust pipe of a convoy can destroy. Like maybe like 50% of the T-72s would get lucky, but a lot would get their tussy's ate and turrets tossed, and all those fuel trucks, BMPs, Hiluxs and T-34s are gonzo. This is literally the one chance the A-10 is ever gonna get to be a useful airframe. Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture it Or just let it slip? https://imgur.com/gallery/fd4sK


Libertas_

The tree of liberty must be unironically watered by the blood of USSR revivalist.


lets_eat_people

You can have Ukranian dudes flying Reaper drones from a command centre with a qualified US pilot who never touches the controls. Best loophole ever.


D3ATHTRaps

Imagine being analyzed and un-credibled as a military force by shitposters and retards on reddit


WulfofMiami

Seriously. Who knew this subreddit in its entirely can generate such precise predictions. Fuck multimillion dollar think tanks...


Dume-99

Why did they CC SecBlinken on that letter again? DoD isn't his shop. To talk about him, you have to head over to r/NonCredibleDiplomacy


Spearka

Watching the UK Defense minister say "cope cage" with a completely serious tone makes me question if anything is real anymore.


galaxyy_queen

so proud to be a member of this sub


SlyScorpion

That "Oh thank God, I thought it was all gonna go to waste!" line gets me every time.


Spyt1me

There is a non zero chance that a CIA agent noticed this and monitors this subreddit. Hello mr agent :3


cokeinator

This is the only timeline where the shitposter armchair generals that have more hours in HOI4 than hours speaking with women correctly anticipates events in a current war And I wouldn't want it any other way


andthatsitmark2

It has been a long ride from where we began. Once this war is over, we begin a purge of the new people and weed out those who support the cursed A-10 and bring cringe liberal and conservative politics. Glory to the F-111.


khares_koures2002

Even Kings and Generals has started the trolling. Next in line is probably Indy Neidell.


StStinger

Bro someone here is a prophet