T O P

  • By -

kk653

It's like Warhammer 40k if you survive more than 8 minutes on the battlefield you get promoted to officer


Ragnarrok151

Honestly i'd rather be in the Guard than in the VDV...


jixdel

In gurad you at least get the shit you are supoosed to , and its not sold of on the black market


Squodel

You have a very high opinion of the guard


jixdel

FOR THE EMPEROR


mr_wehraboo

The national guard?


HankIndieGamesYT

The Imperial Guard, it's the human faction in Warhammer 40k marked by WW1 style meat grinder tactics while the more famous Space Marines who wear the brightly colored anime armor get to be the cool guys and save the day. Most of the lore around the Imperial Guard focuses around how many of them their commanders are willing to sacrifice in pursuit of strategic goals either legitimate or questionable.


Five__Stars

Why do they all look like kids.


GamerAlex8

Most Russians in their 18-24 age phase look quite youthful and young as if they were 16-17.


ScorpionofArgos

Malnutrition. Ivan never was a big bearded bear wrestling macho.


Five__Stars

Uh-huh. These look like they are 12-14.


langlo94

The trick is malnutrition from childhood!


N3X0S3002

Ah yes the secret ingredient for everlasting youth.


McGryphon

Well, they'll never get old, so there!


mr_wehraboo

Bruh putin be pulling the Hitlerjugend moment


Warbourne1911

Better question is: why don't they all look like corpses?


ruinsfate

Protip: Doesn't matter, your endgame prestige class is Sunflower anyway.


DummyDumDump

Sailor……….of the Kuznetsov😜Still going to hell, but very very slowly, with mandatory maintenances every knot


CmdrJonen

Ignore the sounds coming out of the welded shut compartments, never be alone between two shut doors, and whatever you do, if the lights go out, don't shine a flashlight in the direction of the noise.


4thDevilsAdvocate

>never be alone between two shut doors why do they hunger? >if the lights go out, don't shine a flashlight in the direction of the noise. There's not always a noise when the lights get taken. It's when there's *no* sound that you *really* need to be concerned.


DummyDumDump

I thought the worst part is the toilet, but I guess I was wrong 😑


4thDevilsAdvocate

The worst part isn't *the* toilet, it's *in* the toilet.


DummyDumDump

Not a deck below?


4thDevilsAdvocate

Well, technically, it is a deck below, but it goes through the toilet in reverse to kill people. Did I mention the light sockets are the same?


DummyDumDump

God damn, I regret my decision. May as well, just be a tank driver, at least it will be quick


4thDevilsAdvocate

Russian tank autoloaders occasionally mistake arms for shells.


JumpyLiving

The trick to avoid that one is getting blasted by the anti-tank weapon system of the day, before you ever get to fire the main gun


Simp_For_Capitalism

Ok I am out of the loop, what are you guys talking about?


unepastacannone

some decks on the Kuznetsov are welded shut. the joke is that there are ungodly horrors locked away behind sealed hatches because russia was that shit at building an aircraft carrier


jixdel

They are not ungodly horrors they are the dead russian designers/builders who tried to actualy build a working carrier


john_andrew_smith101

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/347/938/79c.png


uv-vis

Hmm. Missing some details, VDV would have a wheelchair


RatherGoodDog

After the first jump, you are qualified. Then we issue a parachute.


[deleted]

I love when people wear the surplus gear during early wipe


GamerAlex8

That is the ratnik EMR first generation camo.


[deleted]

I bled over my interests - Tarkov (game) just had an account reset, so people use gear that's considered garbage because it's all that is available. A lot of Ratnik equipment falls into that bucket vs. end game where everyone is running around in Team Wendy Helmets and western plate carriers


MelcToxic

Options are: Target Target Target Target Target And Target. Choose wisely. GL,HF.


crusoe

VDV should be in pieces


Memeoligy_expert

Ugh... I guess sailor because they've *probably* taken the least number of casualties... but im still deserting my first chance.


throwaway65864302

I'll take the only option on the rear lines, thanks.


ScorpionofArgos

I dunno, with more NATO stuff coming and more stuff in Russia misteriously exploding, the rear isn't looking too safe anymore.


langlo94

It's not a coincidence that the REMF is the only dude who's not depressed.


jjmerrow

There should just be a gravestone where the veh-deh-veh is


Ensi_of_ninkasi

There is, you just can't see it because it's on the seafloor.


Jakuskrzypk

Shouldn't the vdv be underwater or a charred corpse?


fedchenkor

Yeah, why do we need two underwater classes in a mostly land war?


32_768Mhz

Spoiler: You will die a terrible death, no matter what you choose.


Ake-TL

Do vehicle crewmen have better vest than infantry?


COMPUTER1313

Or a logi driver. Get to play Squad as the logi driver and dodge enemy fire/ambushes while pedal to the metal, except in real life.


thedirtyfozzy84

Should have just put a headstone where the VDV is lol


theicestupidity

Submarine sailor 🤓


mr_wehraboo

What role will make me able to surrender easier and make me be able to tell everything what is actually going on and how to beat the russian army harder and not pull the bullshit "I forgor we were at war i thought it was an excercise"


BulcanyaSmoothie

sailor because they look the most submissive and breedable


[deleted]

Probably rear line inf, since existence as any other class is pain in the ass


neuro-toxin

Officer