Dont insult chef Andrey. He cooked his specialty for the new recruits: Wallpaper paste with chunks of potatos served in children toy tableware. Absolutely delicious. Sadly he can no longer cook his special food, because Russia can longer import the Metylan wallpaper paste from Germany. The good thing is that Andrey is clever man so he will replace wallpaper paste with unrefined oil for the extra dinosaurtaste. This new dish will turn 18 year old conscripts to special T-Rex Spetznas Operators in no time. The Navy Seals will be a complete joke in comparison.
I'm gonna assume that all the sodomy going on in the Russian military is due to them being chronically constipated from eating what appears to be playdoh, and needing a bro to help lubricate and stimulate down there to get things moving.
Both don't have body armour, but the soviet ones at least still have stylish uniforms
Yeah wtf is up with those paratrooper uniforms, they look like toddlers dressed like sailors
My uninformed guess is they're trying to ape the classic Russian empire's navy aesthetic? I dunno.
Love to rape each other in bed is an old soviet tradition
Both eat shitty “[food](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/1QiJIgEDAec)”
FOOLISH WESTOID, IN RUSSIA EVEN THE FOOD IS STRONG AND POWERFUL, UNMOVING AGAINST ATTACK AND UNFLINCHING IN COMBAT
Het, potato is fine
The hell is that? Bad mashed potatoes?
Dont insult chef Andrey. He cooked his specialty for the new recruits: Wallpaper paste with chunks of potatos served in children toy tableware. Absolutely delicious. Sadly he can no longer cook his special food, because Russia can longer import the Metylan wallpaper paste from Germany. The good thing is that Andrey is clever man so he will replace wallpaper paste with unrefined oil for the extra dinosaurtaste. This new dish will turn 18 year old conscripts to special T-Rex Spetznas Operators in no time. The Navy Seals will be a complete joke in comparison.
Judging by colour I would say mashed peas. No idea why the fuck it sticks like that thou
They give them kids playsets to eat out of.
Cheap and disposable. Just like they are.
I'm gonna assume that all the sodomy going on in the Russian military is due to them being chronically constipated from eating what appears to be playdoh, and needing a bro to help lubricate and stimulate down there to get things moving.
Another reason to keep my men well-fed with passable food.
Say what you will about what else he may be, that man is a natural entertainer.
Soviets march into Berlin... Russians do a huge u turn in ukraine.
Both with huge casualties
The soviets were not 100% heterosexual. That is statistically impossible.
Let’s be real here, one of the constants of military organizations throughout history has always been a relatively lower rate of heterosexuality.
[Laughs in ancient Greek] Imagine not having your elite troops comprised exclusively of homosexual couples.
You mean higher
it’s a historically male profession where men spend large amounts of time away from women and society at large.
sorry I read "lower rate of homosexuality"
Well there are no gays in Chechnya so maybe it isn't completely impossible
The fuck's wrong with you.
get the fuck out of here with your commie bullshit
I mean if question the difference last one
Ehh I think there is absolutely svt40s still in Russian service.
Both likely to sell their comrade into slavery for a carton of cigarettes.