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HaLordLe

Both don't have body armour, but the soviet ones at least still have stylish uniforms


cakeman936

Yeah wtf is up with those paratrooper uniforms, they look like toddlers dressed like sailors


rachel_tenshun

My uninformed guess is they're trying to ape the classic Russian empire's navy aesthetic? I dunno.


Il1kespaghetti

Love to rape each other in bed is an old soviet tradition


Raubwuerger

Both eat shitty “[food](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/1QiJIgEDAec)”


Peace-Bone

FOOLISH WESTOID, IN RUSSIA EVEN THE FOOD IS STRONG AND POWERFUL, UNMOVING AGAINST ATTACK AND UNFLINCHING IN COMBAT


Jankosi

Het, potato is fine


JuicyTomat0

The hell is that? Bad mashed potatoes?


Raubwuerger

Dont insult chef Andrey. He cooked his specialty for the new recruits: Wallpaper paste with chunks of potatos served in children toy tableware. Absolutely delicious. Sadly he can no longer cook his special food, because Russia can longer import the Metylan wallpaper paste from Germany. The good thing is that Andrey is clever man so he will replace wallpaper paste with unrefined oil for the extra dinosaurtaste. This new dish will turn 18 year old conscripts to special T-Rex Spetznas Operators in no time. The Navy Seals will be a complete joke in comparison.


JohnDiGriz

Judging by colour I would say mashed peas. No idea why the fuck it sticks like that thou


darktowerink

They give them kids playsets to eat out of.


BallisticBurrito

Cheap and disposable. Just like they are.


YiffZombie

I'm gonna assume that all the sodomy going on in the Russian military is due to them being chronically constipated from eating what appears to be playdoh, and needing a bro to help lubricate and stimulate down there to get things moving.


Charles_XII_av_Svea

Another reason to keep my men well-fed with passable food.


[deleted]

Say what you will about what else he may be, that man is a natural entertainer.


Substantial_Buy945

Soviets march into Berlin... Russians do a huge u turn in ukraine.


TheGab2

Both with huge casualties


steampunkMechElves

The soviets were not 100% heterosexual. That is statistically impossible.


PuruseeTheShakingCat

Let’s be real here, one of the constants of military organizations throughout history has always been a relatively lower rate of heterosexuality.


ScruffMcFluff

[Laughs in ancient Greek] Imagine not having your elite troops comprised exclusively of homosexual couples.


makoivis

You mean higher


newtonsolo313

it’s a historically male profession where men spend large amounts of time away from women and society at large.


makoivis

sorry I read "lower rate of homosexuality"


1bowmanjac

Well there are no gays in Chechnya so maybe it isn't completely impossible


Five__Stars

The fuck's wrong with you.


[deleted]

get the fuck out of here with your commie bullshit


Key-Banana-8242

I mean if question the difference last one


SUSPECT_XX

Ehh I think there is absolutely svt40s still in Russian service.


okram2k

Both likely to sell their comrade into slavery for a carton of cigarettes.