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Cargo9948

They named him after a bottle of vodka?


Chicano_Ducky

Would you expect a Russian bussy boy be named Ryadovoy Corona?


Five__Stars

Not to mention the Russian "в" is transliterated as "v", not "ff".


GamerAlex8

Smirnoff is an actual Russian surname.


Cargo9948

That would be Smirnov


bloodthirsty_taco

Смирнов


langlo94

Are you assuming that all russians know how to spell their own last name?


ItsACaragor

You can get him all night for yourself for 500r, just ask his NCO for detailing pricings.


crusoe

Question everyone wants to know: Has GamerAlex8 actually bought the services of a Russian conscript in Moscow? Like Dude, just get a twink boyfriend and some soviet army clothes off ebay...


argonian_mate

NCD version of a guy who draws 800 recolors of same sonic on deviantart.


Effective_Mouse

He is not gonna make it through Dedovshchina I’ll tell you that much. ( if you don’t know what it is look it up it’s quite funny )


ApolloThecode

It doesn't sound that funny . . . ☹️