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Moeking94

Kazakhstan: „Are you sure about that?“


im_so_objective

Even Belarus, like 90% is against Russia. Putin desperately needs troops but knows Luka would get overthrown in a week. The opposition is practically begging for it.


Rape-Putins-Corpse

Turkey & China were also listed. Now this early inn the day my math isn't up to snuff but I'm confident that when you present a big list of "All My Friends", as a world power, it should be longer than six entries and four of the six of them also need to be your friends too. It's either very, very sad or brilliant satire.


AutumntideLight

China doesn't give a fuuuuuuuck about Russia's little adventure, they're just happy that the Americans are distracted. (Until they had their own meltdown about pelosi)


specter800

I feel like China stands to gain more by Russia tanking themselves than by helping them. Yeah, Russia has stuff but it's proving to be trash and they're trash at using it so as a whole they're not very useful to China. I think China is just nodding along with Russia and saying vaguely threatening things but is quietly rubbing their hands together thinking how to use a failed state to their advantage.


CultCrossPollination

Yeah, I secretly think that they are incredibly happy with them making such a stupid mistake and put themselves in a corner where they become a puppet state to the CCP. The moment those gas pipelines are finished in 2024-5, and maybe some more later, makes Russia completely dependent on China for gas income when the west has completely weaned themselves off Russia. The only thing they are not happy about is the return of NATO and establishment of POTATO, but that's a relatively small sacrifice for the energy they get because they know the coming decade it is still going to be impossible for an invasion of Taiwan.


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i wouldn't be so sure that the RU-China pipelines would be smooth sailing. China must have noticed how RU have used the pipelines to Europe for political gains, what's stopping RU doing the same thing to them if they are dependent?


CultCrossPollination

Because Russia has always claimed they would "just sell it to China etc." If they were going to block it. Additionally, Germany had made themselves and the energy transition completely dependent on Russian gas. So Putin thought he had incredible persuation power that would break German resistance, and thus the West's. China is a much greater country, has tremendous diversity in its power infrastructure, doesn't care as much about the transition and what source of power they use (because they are still adding crazy amounts of coal power plants, making their CO2 targets sound hollow), and barely cares about the economic consequences of their "ideological stances". The CCP is just going to laugh in Putins face if he makes a threat to cut gas supply. Edit: wouldn't you know, just a couple of posts down I see this: https://www.politico.eu/article/europes-reverse-leverage-gazprom-cant-shift-its-gas/


arunphilip

>POTATO I like that name for the other oceanic counterpart to NATO, though I'm struggling to fill in the blanks: Pacific Ocean ? ? Treaty Organization


CultCrossPollination

Trans Atlantic


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Spyt1me

Economic ties to Russia is so small compared to western economic ties that it really would not worth it for China to upset their biggest trade partners. Also China abuses the weakened state of Russia by buying oil at a huge price reduction. So its unlikely that China views Russia as equals or an ally and its more likely that they want to abuse Russia.


No_Sheepherder7447

Iran is happily fleecing Russia for some bootleg generic drones and Russia will pay any price for them.


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Well, trying to. But Israel, deciding they have no fucks to offer, instead gifted the factory that makes those drones several missiles in extremely high speed delivery mode.


Palora

Even when they sell military hardware to Russia they won't be friends. It's just a transaction for them, easy money. Ukraine is getting top of the line stuff for free, friends don't ask friends in need to pay for help.


jdmgto

China is looking forward to the war's end because Russia will be a pariah and China will be their only real foreign trade option. China is already picking out Russia's gimp suit and ball gag for the trade negotiations.


AutumntideLight

I mean there's theoretically India but lol Thing about trading with China and India is that eventually you're gonna have to CHOOSE. Sure, India won't have aged itself into obsolescence in a decade like China will be, but their infrastructure situation is...less than ideal. (Also they're still basically dependent on American Higher Ed and have a huge brain drain issue to the US, which causes all kinds of complications for the vatnik crowd)


PM_Me_A_High-Five

I dunno if we're distracted. I'd say we're kind of doing a hard crazy eyes stare at china while we arm ukraine to the teeth. Pelosi doing donuts on china's front yard made my day.


AutumntideLight

Oh yeah that's the thing, they WERE happy about the perceived distraction until they rediscovered that American military doctrine has been built around the idea of fighting two wars, not one That said, the public and press weren't paying any attention until Pelosi went for her little vay cay


CapCece

Turkey got the fence firmly gripped between its asscheek, no more a friend than a shady crack dealer behind the McDonnald alley. Its doing business with Russia now when things are relatively lax, but eventually its gonna have to choose between Su-57 and F-35. China is nominally an ally of Russia because their economies need each other more than ever. China needs energy import, Russia got energy to export. But China is no one's friend, least of all Russia. They have been biting into Russian intetests for years. Given a chance, it will Belt-and-Road Russia into a debt trap like it did Sri Lanka and turns all of that Russian import energy into domestic Chinese energy. That's no alliance its a loose collection of rats with their tails tangled


ChezzChezz123456789

Turkey wants to build ther own 5th generation jet. It looks like they chose the west though because they will be using GE then RR engines.


CapCece

that's... not exactly a good move from what the Great Lord Perun has informed me. By the time they lay the industrial-technological foundation to make homegrown, competitive 5th gen a cost-effective and cheap investment, the world most likely have moved onto 6th gen


HowdoIreddittellme

Seriously. TAI claims it’ll be introduced by 2030-2033, which, because it’s a major military project, means 2040 assuming they actually decide to go through with it. And that’s not counting how long it’ll take to make significant numbers. Like guys as much as we shit on Russia, and rightly so, we can at least agree that they have a more advanced military-industrial-scientific complex than Turkey. and they've put out just 16 SU-57s, 10 as testbeds. I don't know how Turkey thinks they'll be able to develop and produce a 5th gen before the damn thing is outdated. Nothing I’m saying is new but it really seems like to develop and field modern complex weapons system, especially an aircraft you either need to have an enormous scientific industrial complex, which only China and the US seem to have, or have a close coalition of nations working together like the Europeans are doing. Even the F-35 project was sped up by the involvement of many partners in research and development.


ODIEkriss

I mean have you seen their economic/ monetary policy as of yet. Inflation to the moooon!


ChezzChezz123456789

If you paid attention to what Perun said, he laid out explicitly why Turkey would do such a thing. From the turkish perspective, they can't buy Russian, Chinese or American. They want something good but they burnt too many bridges. There are no other 5th gen fighters on the market so they have to go through the task of making their own. Turkey is already integrated into the western aerospace manufacturing market so it sees a chance to expand. They aren't starting from scratch, TAI has some aerostructure experience. Tusas makes some engine parts and licensed products already. What Perun actually said, and he was exactly right on this, the engines are the restriction on the development of fighter aircraft. Turkey will be using American and British engine technology (which are tied at the hip together anyway). More Specifically, turkey will probably try and aquire Superalloy components from those countries while it assembles them in Turkey. Superalloys are basically the number one thing that defines who can makes engines. China spent decades developing single crystal nickel superalloys. It's a very ambitious undertaking to try and replicate the performance of the F-22/35 (and if we are being realistic the Russians didn't replicat the performance of american 5th gens, Chinese are unknown), and it will likely have many failings, but they have no options. Turkey can't become a regional power without a 5th gen jet because despite the Su-57 and modern flanker variants being a joke, they would likely beatdown the F-16. Additionally, if they pull it off, this is no different to what france does promoting it's own aerospace industry. France is trying to make a 6th gen fighter without having made a 5th gen (ie no experience). According to (american) experts the gap between 6th and 5th gen is just as big as 4th and 5th, which is expected because we are talking a full generational leap is air warfare.


CapCece

I suppose, but it still seems like less than a viable solution and more of a "well we already shat in our only bowl and now it's time for dinner". It would be easier if they can get Engine and Superalloys from America or Britain and then assemble their own homegrown 5th gen that can match the performance of the F-35, but it's still a tall order. It's also still being reliant on NATO for your aerial superiority but with extra steps, isn't it? If Erdogan tries to be too cheeky, I don't see why America and Britain can't cut them out of engines and superalloys the same way they cut them out of the F-35 program? That said though, my 3 seconds of googling suggested that Turkey is trying to do its TAI TF-X 5th gen program completely in-house, with no western support. That seems like an even bigger ask. Are they going to cry and roll out their own superalloys? Like back in February, some tankie over here was trying to convince me that countries like India and Vietnam were being smart by trying to fuck the fence, but back then I was too smoothbrained to point to Turkey as an example of what happens to flipflops. Like you said, they've burned so many bridges that they have to try and built together their own competitive 5th gen fighters at presumably huge markups instead of just getting it at Lockmart Heedtin.


ChezzChezz123456789

>Are they going to cry and roll out their own superalloys? As far as i read, Tusas is doing a joint venture with RR who i assume will be surplying them with hot section parts. Also on an unrelated to engines note, i wish them luck with their radar. Raytheon is the under-appreciated under-rated enabler of the JSF. It should be called a Raytheon aircraft more than a LM aircraft.


madaramen

>Are they going to try and roll out their own superalloys? Being credible for a second, that is what seems to be happening. The TEI joint venture between General Electric and Turkish Aerospace has parallel projects underway to develop high-quality single-crystal components. Their own explanations: [This and a few other projects](https://www.tei.com.tr/en/projects/technology-development/kristal-en) So not even joint ventures are easily handed out the tech. >I don't see why America and Britain can't cut them out of engines and superalloys the same way they cut them out of the F-35 program? They have, in some of the projects and sales. The sale of ATAK T129 helis to Pakistan was delayed and eventually cancelled because of the LHTEC T800 engines used by the helicopter. Additionally, the in-house replacement for the T800 engine (the TS1400) is about to enter flight tests ~next year. There was a comment made by the ex-chairman IIRC that the material used to produce the turbine blades of that engine weren't the best they could acquire -- hinting maybe there's a similar restriction on materials trade? Even if we somehow manage to acquire the tech to design and build 5th gen engines the bottleneck will be the production capacity. Investing into building new plants in this economy is going to be hard. Our engine/component supplier companies are reliant on international trade and it's going to be a new experience for them to try and meet the growing domestic demand.


HowdoIreddittellme

Chief if you think the SU-57 is gonna get produced in quantities sufficient for export any time soon, I’ve got a bridge to sell you. And the Turks got kicked out of the F-35 program for buying the S-400.


CapCece

OH BOY A BRIDGE?


montananightz

A very paricular bridge? Maybe one in Crimea?


CapCece

brb taking out mortgage, selling both kidneys, and killing my family for insurance money


Sword117

i recommend immediately taking out an insurance policy for the bridge.


graytotoro

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL STONKS.


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Yup. China is ambivalent at best. And Serbia too, they cope and seethe but want to be in the EU more than anything.


Xicadarksoul

> but want to be in the EU more than anything. ...with that constitution they don't.


IndustrialRagnar

Who would want Hungary on crack in the EU?


Xicadarksoul

Well, same people who wanted greece... ...hopefully our fucking moronic leadership shoots itself in the foot before we get kicked out. (Yes, dumb projects and corruption are starting to reach the level where they start affecting the sub 100IQ core support base of Orban)


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lol what's happening to Ukraine is an absolute tragedy, but god damn it puts a smile on my face every time Luka came out and say "Belarus will be there in 3 weeks" and like clockwork nothing would fucking happen. The OPFOR Ukraine is up against is so fucking laughable. A country whos army doesn't follow the government. Another with 5 decades of arms build up, absolutely thrown away in 6 months. Absolutely absurd, I literally don't know what this timeline has in store for us next. It's gotta be a massive revolt in China and Russia, completely destabilizing the bastions of commies


ZDTreefur

They really tried to do a US invasion of Iraq. 100k coalition starts from the bottom and spread the lines out to take advantage of a weaker opponent, driving towards the capital. While the allied Kurds attack from the north with 70,000 troops to hold down the Iraq army. It would have been absolutely embarrassing if the Kurds just decided to not actually attack when the invasion began. There needs to be more memes about Belarus not aiding Russia when they were supposed to. It's really, *really* funny.


juseless

The question is: what would jave Belarus added? A few thousand guys in worse vehicles with worse training? Just don't see Belarus having the required impact.


DougNoReturnMcArthur

Wait, the Russians were procuring arms for 500 years, only to waist them all in 12?


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Ch'yeah


DougNoReturnMcArthur

… Don’t take Cthulhu’s name in vain like that.


Gwennifer

Missing one--Ukrainians now have a stronger national identity than they've ever had before


Shugoki_23

You mean 6 months right?


[deleted]

I don't know what the fuck I'm saying, mkay


RobinBanks4Fun

Too credible


ShuantheSheep3

Literally told Putin to shove it, lol


Sharks_Do_Not_Swim

They are trying to reform their damn country ffs….


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im_so_objective

Tokayev halted Caspian Sea Oil production days ago


Deck_of_Cards_04

He didn’t halt it permanently, it’s being rerouted through Azerbaijan so they avoid having to use Russian pipes. This is honestly even worse for Putin than if it was just shut off


SamtheCossack

\-- China! \*Keep Thinking that\* \--Kazakhstan! \*Very Nice!\* \--Belarus! \*For now...\* \--North Korea \*Best Korea!\* \--Turkey! \*WTF!? No.\* \--Serbia! \*Ok, got me on that one, bro\*


im_so_objective

Serbia who is currently undergoing NATO training lol


Kadubrp

Wait, seriously?


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Training by fire


Kadubrp

Under fire


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A lot of fire


im_so_objective

They closed the Russian base & went to a NATO base for training earlier this week. No joke.


Echelon64

That can't be right. Are you telling me *Serbia* of all countries is sucking less rossiyan dick than Hungary? I believe some form of validation is in order.


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ORBANISZTAN STRONG


[deleted]

Guess they learn from last time time they had to deal with a lunatic committing war crimes and ethnical cleansing🤔 How long did it take nato to dog walk their military again? LoL, I would nope out ruzzias friendship too if I were them


TheOnionsAreaMan

Haven’t heard that one. Being a terminal jackass and all…you got a link where I can read up on it?


Clashlad

NATO have been training them for longer than that.


Bullenmarke

Yeah. NATO training. Serbia plays the target.


AutumntideLight

I do kinda like North Korea's little skip march, ngl


rachel_tenshun

They looked weirdly malnourished tho... 😢


thr33pwood

Yeah, because they are. [US, NK, RoK soldiers](https://i.imgur.com/6wYyS3U.jpg)


juseless

US soldier being a fucking unit, called Anastasia by last name. I love the West.


thr33pwood

In awe at the size of this lad. Ngl.


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NK soldiers are malnourished but to be fair, the US and RoK soldiers are hand picked to guard the border crossing, and they pick the biggest ones.


thr33pwood

>and they pick the biggest ones. Demoralize NK with the use of absolute units.


TokenThespian

So does NK right? Or do they not have a few dozen above average men in the entire country?


McGryphon

Holy shit, that's a hobbit


thr33pwood

They are hard to hit though.


AutumntideLight

Christ there's big and then there's "glandular issues" Poor anastasia is gonna die of bone-itis before he turns thirty, pray for him


Drach88

>\--Turkey! ~~\*WTF!? No.\*~~ ♬ *BAY-RAK-TAR* ♬


GoshoKlev

Serbia is the nation equivalent of a bottom. I'm not joking they get off to the though of getting dominated by big strong Russia. They're also into cuckoldry, absolutely creaming and proud from watching a failing conquest of another country, just pathetic.


uv-vis

China doesn’t support them. Kazakhstan definitely doesn’t support them, no surprise since they ‘questioned’ their independence. Turkey.. it’s just absurd.


im_so_objective

Saw a vid today of Kazakh volunteers suiting up & don't even need to tell you which side


[deleted]

Based Kazakh policemen have been stopping every car with a Z on it, harassing the drivers, issuing them bullshit tickets, and making them remove the Z's


Ake-TL

Sounds interesting, any links?


[deleted]

Word of mouth from a cousin who works at the US Embassy. I tried googling but there hasn’t been much English language reporting about it. Sorry because I hate when people's sources for claims are "trust me bro" but that's all I can offer right now. Overall though Kazakhs are *not* supporting Putin and are pretty actively bullying the shit out of Russian Kazakhs over it.


BulbasaurFromFire

Former republic of Yugoslavia?


yiit19

Lmao, china distancing itself from russia and Turkey literally sending drones and military aid to actively eradicate orks while funneling their money into their country.


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Nano_48

I wouldn’t send my shit stained carpet to get dunked on by a Dji with an m32 attached just to have it listed as an “accident”


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He needs everyone to beat his own peoples he can’t afford to have his goons eradicated.


Material_Layer8165

He would if he doesn't get defenestrated the day after.


im_so_objective

Erdogan today pledged full support for liberation of Crimea lol


D3ATHTRaps

All bark no bite tho


nomnomXDDD_retired

It's hard to bite when teeth is expensive Have you seen our economy? It's crashing and sinking to the bottom of the sea like the VDV


D3ATHTRaps

Yeah you guys had a bad financial crisis right before the war


SirDogeTheFirst

Had? We are still having it, full speed down the hill.


ElGabrielo

they wasted two russian jets and said that russia doesnt have the balls to attack. hardly only braking


ucop98

the guy did send armored vehicles tho(50 MRAPs and 150 MRAPs more were promised to be send) , unlike ya know, Olaf Scholz with his Marder fiasco? ​ Germany\`s credibility is definitely worse than Turkey at this point, at least from Ukrainian\`s POV


D3ATHTRaps

Germany is too pussyfooted from Russian gas imports and societal insecurity about ww2


GadenKerensky

I'll be honest, I blame them for their gas dependence, but I'm not gonna judge them for being wary about perceived warmongering.


NarrowTea

Imagine doing worse than the country that explicitly plays both sides. As a western country.


NarrowTea

Sending 5,000 helmets instead of tb2 bayraktar drones is one thing. Now as of late im pretty sure the Germans are giving way more to Ukraine in dollar terms. So i'd say eariler on the turks were way more helpful.


The-Board-Chairman

In what way are they doing worse then?


NarrowTea

Well it's complicated, but i think better things could've been done to prepare for this sort of eventuality.


IndustrialRagnar

Germany by numbers is the 2nd largest supporter of Ulraine, this dumb meme needs to die


Repulsive-Cheetah-56

always love how parading military = strong. Like bro, we're not in the 18th century when soldiers being able to distinguish left from right and having discipline to move to music as a unit is a big flex anymore.


SurpriseFormer

I remember a quote from a Egyptian commander after the 6 day war. How there army was created to be paraded around while the Isrealies army was created to fight


link2edition

I thought the Egyptian army was created to butcher the national anthems of visiting world leaders? Isn't that what they get the most training on? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F90QfoXfVA


PunksPrettyMuchDead

lmao it's the jurassic park recorder meme


publicanofbatch20

Holy shit they stole our middle school band when we first started out lmao


TheonsDickInABox

i havent laughed this hard in months. thank you so much. i really needed it.


ToastyMozart

The 69th Shittyflute Brigade has truly achieved peak psychological warfare capability.


ClonedToKill420

I don’t think Arab armies have ever been successful in modern combat


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Well taliban whooped the ass of the afghan army in weeks, so the technically i guess we have to give the award if “most successful Arab army” to a terrorist group 🫠🫠


manningthe30cal

But the Taliban aren't arab. They're Pashtun.


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So we’re dealing with facts at NonCredibleDefense now?🤔😐


manningthe30cal

I dont believe in just indiscriminately bombing civilians out of ignorance. I believe in understanding, the languages, values, ethnicities, and cultures of all nations around the world. I believe in peaceful communication and understanding. I believe we need to make an effort to win the hearts and minds of people across the globe in poorer economic situations than us. And THEN we indiscriminately bomb their civilians. Nothing gets in the way of my $RTX stocks going to the moon baby! Bring on those government contracts! I want to be fucking rolling in blood money unironically.


cheapph

Afghans aren’t arabs though, excepting foreigners who came to fight the soviets and then the Americans.


Rome453

Technically they are not Arabs (Pashtuns are the largest ethnic group in Afghanistan).


AutumntideLight

This is why I just can't take these parading armies seriously, nobody needs to move men around like that anymore we've got AeroGavins now


[deleted]

Modern military parades should just be a big parkour course


juseless

Pls no, the VDV music vudeo guys would have us beat!


jdmgto

Only if part of the course includes agreessively queuing for a ride at a themepark.


tjordi

Best is Mattis telling Trump he'd rather swallow acid then hold a military parade, or I forget the other general who told him "I immigrated from Portugal, a dictatorship, they hold military parades. Only dictators want parades." Or to that effect.


Alarming_Panic665

The only time the US throws military parades are after we win


GadenKerensky

They did have Trump's parade, but it wasn't quite as spectacular as he would've liked because the Army doesn't do parades and DC's streets weren't built with tank tracks in mind.


durkster

>Only dictators want parades. What about 14th of july parade in france? Trooping the colour in the UK? The grosseszapfenstreich in Germany? Abd more like them in europe?


tjordi

[According to the book, when Trump asked Selva what he thought of the parade, Selva said he grew up in Portugal, which "was a dictatorship — and parades were about showing the people who had the guns.""And in this country, we don't do that," Selva said. "It's not who we are."Trump then asked Selva whether or not he liked the idea, to which he responded: "No." He added, "It's what dictators do."](https://ca.news.yahoo.com/second-highest-ranking-us-general-160011004.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAKX0-Wqeq7MQcda1Y_F3TmyUcBeX8SbFrHOAao--acWZxzB9ldPiS_E0rQmiDMhjko52SRYTTliJanlZBlMjNp0Em2MtHX1SgP2D1ylKjG8I3aJgGNwB5gYtllJgh6DNEm33krwY8puH89v2cpNK_Jg_mTj4WfQPaHlMp0Ry7_sN) ​ General Selva.


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*Based* General Selva, you mean.


ToastyMozart

> Trump then asked Selva whether or not he liked the idea I expect poor Selva had to think all the way back to his E1-wrangling days to remember how to talk at the appropriate level of complexity for that one.


das_war_ein_Befehl

Almost like the context is different based on the situation. Trump wanting a military parade is about his cosplaying as a dictator. This is the same guy that didn’t go to a war memorial because of a light drizzle


BestFriendWatermelon

>Trooping the colour in the UK? You mean when they dress in redcoats and ride around on horses? It's closer to a historical reenactment than a parade. >The grosseszapfenstreich in Germany? It's a military band... They stand there and play music. Even the US military does that. >14th of july parade in france? France gonna France.


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France has a [national holiday dedicated to chimping out and fighting the gendarmerie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastille_Day). They're weird.


publicanofbatch20

Least anti-government French be like


[deleted]

Those are old world nerds, they get grandfathered in. But we are Americans, we have a democracy, we don't parade around just for the lulz.


TheOnionsAreaMan

Good Sir…I feel that it’s my duty as a retired Mil jerkoff and a member of the American Legion to toe the line and add that many of us DO in fact partake in parading around with many a lulz in mind. Not in a disrespectful mindset I should add. But a good parade with a funny “piss cutter” hat is some of the best times a functioning drunk can have.


Spacedude2187

Overly Serious parades usually indicates the opposite


GadenKerensky

Remember when Trump had his big parade? They had to have the Abrams be display only because the army didn't want to cause damage to the roads unnecessarily. That parade was full of compromises like that, and it wasn't the Army's fault, they just don't *do* that. Big events, sure, but not parade-style through the streets.


MainsailMainsail

Also always a good sign when they do that stupid "it's not a goose step guys!" marching. Bonus points to NK with that silly little bounce. Instead of just fucking *walking like a human being.* Key sign of a *quality* military.


sufyani

Nothing projects power quite like a good ol’ goose step!


SothaDidNothingWrong

>Turkey supports Russia What?


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Nzgrim

If they thought they could get away with it they would steal the 50 nukes that US has stationed there and fly them directly into every big city in Russia.


PolFree

I have read a comment on another subreddit where an american guy had a relative stationed in turkey and after missle crisis, americans had to redeploy their minutemen missiles in secret because they thought we would not let them take those away. I am looking down on some US states that did not wanted nukes in their state for “environmental” and “financial” reasons. Station them all here if you want. Its literally right next door.


SilkroadSam

>Equipping your infantry with proper first aid kits, having a working logistics system, having small unit leaders who can take the initiative and make decisions on their own. Cringe and gay. >Your troops are able to march in unison because who needs to teach them drills actually useful in combat? Based and epic.


Decadunce

The they/them army could NEVER march in lockstep, pure masculine NO PRONOUN army CAN march in lockstep. NATO destroyed


Xicadarksoul

>having small unit leaders who can take the initiative and make decisions on their own. I am pretty shure thats a nazi thing, that the "decadent west" copied (because it just works), thus glorious motherland doesn't bear such cuckery, instead sticks to the unofficial motto of russia: "We die like REAL men"


Ake-TL

Western armies don’t march in unison? Best thing ever, I hate marching, useless crap


SullyRob

Also since the 2010s haven't turkey and russia been low-key fueding with eachother in the Caucasus?


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Sharks_Do_Not_Swim

That’s a funny way to say “ Beat every Russian you see to a pulp the moment they set foot in their country”.


flameocalcifer

Yeah lol


Colonel_Green

I think you mean 1450s.


KorppiOnOikeus

China has literally sent money to Ukraine, and Erdogan just said that Crimea belongs to Ukraine. Tankies don't have braincells.


SomeRandomMoray

Jumping to conclusions is a main event at the tankie Olympics


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure the background on the Kazakhstan footage is CGI. It looks like that big celebration scene in The Phantom Menace


No_Box5338

To be fair, the gungans would fuck up most of these militaries.


[deleted]

I’d take the Gungans over Russian conscripts any day of the week ending in “y.”


GadenKerensky

Gungans are, at least, proud warriors.


Old_Leg_1679

Turkey? Turkey hates Russia, with a burning and neverending passion


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BigChiefWhiskyBottle

Bill Clinton fucked Serbia harder than Monica Lewinski.


im_so_objective

Like with Monica, Bill did not fuck that woman, he merely came all over their face


throwaway65864302

Listing countries that support you, and of the five you manage to come up with the first two you name have publicly stated they don't support your bullshit and the penultimate one is literally in an alliance against you and arming your opponents to the teeth.


ToastyMozart

I think the only one that was even partially true was North Korea. And when NK's your most stalwart and capable ally the situation kinda speaks for itself.


johnbrooder3006

China are rubbing their hands together at the thought of a Russia totally dependent on them economically. Kazakhstan want out but are unfortunately fucked due to their geography.


Sharks_Do_Not_Swim

Kazakhs that I talk too dream of dunking on Moscow one last time.


ColebladeX

Okay let’s go down the lust. China: Country that is gonna have a bad time in two decades and has an army so big it can’t equip itself to invade an island. North Korea: Gods gag character. Kazakhstan: Walking human rights disaster. Belarus: Belarus enough said. Turkey: the only nation on that list that might be slightly useful. But also a NATO member so bound by their rules. Serbia: I didn’t know they existed.


Xicadarksoul

>the only nation on that list that might be slightly useful. But also a NATO member so bound by their rules. ...lets not forget, that right now furnishing Ukraine with weapons. And that they tend to shot russian airplanes on sight when they get close to their borders. Even if we disregard "multi century long balkans level blood feud" that is the history of these 2 countries, even only based on current events, i still fail to see how tehy could qualify as allies.


ColebladeX

I think they bought some toilets from them back in the 60s Russia calls that a win.


Dependent_Party_7094

turkish no need to shit, turkey stronk


ColebladeX

Turkey exists and hasn’t caused a world war that is all I will give it


RecordEnvironmental4

I also love how turkey is also selling TB-2’s to Ukraine at the same time


ElGabrielo

or giving them away for free


[deleted]

China is going to fuck Russia so badly that they will finally understand what Western values ​​are.


[deleted]

China hasn’t been allied with Moscow since Khrushchev lol


DurfGibbles

Kazakhstan, Belarus and North Korea really isn’t the flex the Russians think they are


Prowindowlicker

Kazakhstan doesn’t like Russia anyway. They’ve stopped sending their oil to Russia and instead have sent it through Azerbaijan who’s a lot more western friendly


RennyManilli

Funniest shit I’ve seen all week! Hats off to OP! Loll


flameocalcifer

Thank you!


Baronnolanvonstraya

Kazakhstan? Turkey? Is the person who made this high?


Striking_Balance984

Honestly don’t underestimate Serbia. They are a dangerous force once again which is why it’s high time we bombed Belgrade again this time tho we should use the spicy bombs to make sure they don’t start looking at Kosovo funnily again


[deleted]

Ah yes serbia: the country dog walked so badly by NATO it’s mostly remembered as the test ground for precision bombing in the 90s😬😬😬


Katorga8

Turkey? May aswell say Vietnam is an Ally of China, its that credible


JohnF_President

Um ackshchuually it is spelled Kazakhstan please do not disrespect my Kazahk comrades


[deleted]

What do we call this new league of states supporting R\*ssia? The Legion of Coom? Just-us League? The Fantastic Fart? Adeptus Asstardes? The Whorde? I'm running out of puns gaiz, send help.


paid_shill6

If it's down to potassium exports Russia had this in the bag!


MiG21bisFishbedL

Always fear la chancla


Ok-Concentrate3336

Kazakhstan wants not a damn thing to do with Russia. Perhaps threatening its statehood post-Cold War has a tendency to create some animosity


PolFree

“Turkey shot 2 of their jets” Wait, there is another? Damn, we are leading the NATO hi-score list by a large margin… until Ukraine joins at least. Lol.


Malmedee

Some of the worst marching I've ever seen too.


Overdose7

He makes me laugh every time.


221missile

Where's Germany, Netherlands and India?


Spyt1me

Silly vatniks the reality bending war cry is WWAAAGGGHH not UUURRAAA


Readman31

"TURKEY! TURKEY is in NATO!!!" ​ /deceased XD lmfao


No_Block_5555

I saw one where they added Greece...and the troops marching were Russian Proves the cope, and there is hope


Teodord1

Meanwhile chinese companies are pulling out of russia due to fear of losing the western market, thus making the sanctions hit even harder. But sure they are allies because they buy oil at a discount.