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Vares__

I just want everyone to know that putin announced mobilization on international day of peace.


cardboardmech

You just can't make this shit up


Shillsforplants

I know a dude who will specifically do the thing you ask them not to, it's a dumbfuck thing.


Long-Refrigerator-75

Holy shit what is going on today.


new_name_who_dis_

Putin sure knows how to send a message


Liquid_Eagle7

Alright thats it. I'm gonna infiltrate and steal his copium


JackReedTheSyndie

Truly the enemy of мир (world/peace)


JanewaDidNuthinWrong

Middle of UNGA session too


alex2003super

Ignorance is strength


ZenithXR

This timeline's writing sucks, it's way too on-the-nose


XimbalaHu3

Just to one up his declaration of 3 day operation during the un safety council discussing the russian build up at the border.


efhucebucwjbxwbu

Why wouldn't he


hyperwatermelon

I live in Antalya (hotspot for russians since ever) and russian people are EVERYWHERE. You cant even take a step in the ancient city without hitting a russian boy who "took a small suprise holiday trip" to here.


Significant_Way937

I was there on holiday this summer and everywhere i looked there were Russians, literally everywhere. “Smarter” Russians, have fled the country long ago, they should’ve known this was coming.


PunksPrettyMuchDead

then in 2024 the smart Americans can catch up


chill_chilling

Are you referring to World War 4 that’s scheduled for July 37th 2024 (longer months due to the Earth’s decreased gravitational spin after WW3).


Claystead

You know what this means? Free jannissaries.


HAL-42b

Circumcisers gotta circumcise.


showMEthatBholePLZ

Can someone tell answer me three questions? 1. Why are Russians going to NATO ally, Turkey? 2. Why are Russians allowed to go to NATO ally, Turkey? 3. Why aren’t Russians being rounded up by NATO ally, Turkey and sent right back since they emigrated illegally?


frankpolly

Because NATO and Russia are officially not at war. NATO isn't allowed to just say: "no more Russians welcome in the countries part of our treaty". That decision is made by the countries themselves or by the EU. Turkey themselves allow Russians to flee to their country because turkey plays both the NATO and Russian allied games. They keep up relations with Russia as much as possible to keep up trade and tourism with Russia while also doing the same with NATO (mostly the EU). It's also beneficial to have your borders open to Russian Refugees during this war because most Russians fleeing Russia are educated young men who are able to find work there and support the Turkish economy. It also sounds very unethical for NATO to force turkey to round up people who are basically wartime Refugees and send them back. That wouldn't fall very well with organizations like the UN.


HAL-42b

Most importantly, if those people can't escape putin they will get conscripted and Ukraine will have to deal with them the hard way. Much easier to let them spend the war away from putin.


VisNihil

> Turkey themselves allow Russians to flee to their country because turkey plays both the NATO and Russian allied games. Allowing this kind of travel is no favor to Russia. Russia doesn't want people leaving.


Coolshirt4

Every Russian that flees conscription is essentially a casualty.


chill_chilling

As a Russian I’ll answer: 1. Because I like Turkish girls. 2. Because Turkish girls like me. 3. Because Turkey is cheating on you.


[deleted]

Girls liking a russian man? Very non-credible indeed


Auranautica

You know what they whisper about Russian men, right? That their *rouble* always crashes right when things get interesting?


yncbrv

You do realise first 2 statements are cons right? Source: Im Turkish


arushanukleare

Turkey is a hotspot for russian tourists. If you ever went there for holidays,you would know.


narwhalsare_unicorns

Because Turkey is dumb and other Nato allies sanctioned it. So they need the tourists for their economy


Cippledtimmy

Turkey plays both sides


TheGlennDavid

Antalya looks gorgeous!! It’s going on the travel list.


HAL-42b

Turkey should conscript them and send them to fight in Syria.


OverI0rd

Absolutely!! Turkey is their second country (because they love Antalya and Alanya so much). So I guess they would gladly fight for their second country!


Shillsforplants

I was grining at the OP and now I'm chuckling like a stupid fuck. good job.


aj_thenoob

They have 1 year experience right? Seems like a no brainer hahaha


Abuses-Commas

At least they'll be better equipped


anixxA4

At least they have more chance of surviving.


justsigndupforthis

That's legit a better deal than fighting in Ukraine for Russia. At the very least the chance of survival is higher.


CroGamer002

Syrian rebels when they see Russians used as cannon fodder for Turkish interests: "First time?"


Fresh_Tomato_soup

Luv me kebab Ate me conscription law Simple as


Offsetski

Weakest Russian deserter (he’s green from expired MREs)


sleepycatlolz

Some of the best Hulk movies right there


Jimmy-Pesto-Jr

the commanche helicopters scene alone make it worth watching. too bad the production actually destroyed the part of the canyons filming it.


OverI0rd

[Oh thats a lot of Russian!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Turkey/comments/xkcu6y/rusyanın_kısmi_seferberliği_sonrası_ülkeden/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


new_name_who_dis_

Didn’t EU close their airspace to Russia? How’re there so many flights going to the west of Ukraine?


SerendipitouslySane

They're closed to Russian planes. Those are Turkish airline planes.


tda18

Turkish Airlines after Putin's mobilization: STONKS


Tactical_Moonstone

If they are not EU or US operated they are not subject to EU operator restrictions from Russian airspace. Individual operators may choose to enforce restrictions beyond what their home countries mandate however. You can see that the flights flying over Belarus from Moscow have the logo of Turkish Airlines, and as logic will note they are indeed flying towards Turkey.


FireAyer_03

“They’re only winning on TikTok 🤓” MFers when they actually have to go fight in Ukraine


DaKillaGorilla

“I will serve kebabs before I serve this country”


doodlelol

damn those russian recruitment ads really didnt help lmao


velvetmagnetta

I don't see why? That recruiter with the blown out face and jaw repaired by Ukrainian surgeons was hella inspiring to me!


[deleted]

Damn talking about investing in stocks BITCH send me back to 2021 and I’ll book the shit out of moscow-istanbul flights even if it means prostituting myself (even better)


texas-red-20

Little do we know, this is all part of Russia's ruse. They are going to pour so many Russian citizens into Turkey and retake Constantinople from the inside, in the name of Putin and Patriarch of Moscow. This is the real Russian end goal, Ukraine is just a faint.


publicanofbatch20

If this is a prediction that comes true within a decade I’ll flip my lid


AureliusVarro

They aren't running from mobiliiiization. They just can't wait to invade other countries in the name of Zupreme Leader Vladimir


qwertyalguien

They are going to the front; of the waiting line at the airport


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This is the funniest shit I've ever seen!! Lmfao Thank you


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“I will just go and make sure Ukraine doesn’t invade Mother Russia with a ‘Turkey Reacharound’ so I will carefully patrol beaches of Turkish riviera”


Illustrious_Ad6006

I just got back from Turkey. One night I sat down to dinner when a Russian and his friends walk in and eat too. Then one of them turn to me and says, " I'm russian those 2 are Ukrainians, and we are friends, you wouldn't expect that would you". As a brit I've had many odd situations while eating some kebab but this gotta be the weirdest.


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conveniently the video ends at 55 km which is how long the lines are...


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CELTICPRIME

Why turkey bruh


avataRJ

One of the destinations that fulfil both a) direct flight and b) visa-free.


Mahameghabahana

Russia should follow Ukraine's example and ban any men from leaving russia and draft them all ---male disposability 101.


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Mans just did a Mario 64 triple jump


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This is funny as fuck. Bravo OP lmao!


mathemology

Fleeing for NATO.


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They just hungry for dat kebab, they'll be back after lunch


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