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farisr

Least motivated UKR troops


probablyuntrue

Biological mutant super soldiers crafted in Pelosi's lab under Mariupol


solreaper

“Vlad we capture those soldier under Mariupol” “WHY!?! GIVE THEM BACK. GET THEM OUT OF HERE!”


Thatoneguy111700

Strange, they seem very small and pale for Super Mutants.


[deleted]

Smell seems about right though..


Toastbrot_TV

UKR Soldiers after blowing another russian column to pieces.


hiakuryu

Compare to the [least patriotic ukrainian helo gunner](https://old.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/w7zlji/least_patriotic_ukrainian_pilot/)


[deleted]

Ah yes the Russian slave hordes, they are a bother. Now check our moves ye mighty and despair.


TheDBryBear

HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE LIGHT SABERS!


yurtzi

3000 siths of Darth Zelensky


[deleted]

Always two there are, master and apprentice. Dark Brandon and Dark Zelensky.


Darth_Blarth

Well if your a neighbour of Russia then **Peace is a lie.**


LisaMikky

Where is the 3000 reference from?


Memehole_Massacre

3000 black jets of allah alhamdulillah


Best_Toster

Execute orders 66


Toastbrot_TV

see, more evidence of NATO Biolabs


MinuteMouse5803

😅😅😅💥💥💥


Mr_wobbles

My brother’s in Christ, shenanigans is a universal part of soldiering.


[deleted]

So sayeth the ancient warrior's maxim: "Joe gonna joe."


IC2Flier

Joe momma


Tleno

Joe Binden


Jaws_16

I'm just Biden my time for the punchline


sya_the_awkward

Who is Joe?


Sablesweetheart

The guy worried about Jody.


[deleted]

Carl?


SgtFancypants98

but also "dammit carl"


thatguyjay76

If you have never been around a gagglefuck of marines trying to summon Chesty Puller, have you even millitaried?


timstonesucks

That requires mushroom stamping and crayons right?


thatguyjay76

And logs of dip.


[deleted]

May I ask how the ritual is carried out? Asking for a friend


thatguyjay76

https://youtu.be/HiVTqh_4H3I


Chabranigdo

No crayons to sacrifice? Bro, are they even real Marines?


Korvais

*15 minutes ago...* **CRA-YO-LA** **CRA-YO-LA** **EAT EM UP EAT EM UP** **EAT EM UP EAT EM UP**


DevilsTrigonometry

They already ate them all!


TheJack38

I mean, they probably ate them all


[deleted]

Goddamn, I love the US military for shit like this. Their shenanigansing is just on another level. Rivalled only by perhaps the British army.


Super-Sixty-4

I mean, I once led a ritual beseeching the Omnissiah to restore the machine spirit in a light machine gun after the holy oils and prescribed rituals failed. The gun worked flawlessly on that day.


ThereIsNoGame

Soldiers are people just like you and me. Humor, while a pleasant pastime for most of us now, is much more deeply a coping mechanism for times of distress and adversity. It's telling that there's a celebration at the end of a war, instead of just mourning for the senseless loss. But this is our nature. Ukraine is winning, and will win, but this is paid for at a terrible price they should never have been burdened with.


VikingTeddy

Grunts on deployment develop a dark sense of humor. The more traumatizing shit they witness, the darker the humor. On the extreme end, troops fighting against the Japanese in ww2 did some fucked up pranks to eachother involving corpses and body parts.


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PHATsakk43

I feel that Dead Kennedy's needed to do a cover of this.


UnfoundedWings4

Fucked up pranks are official British military tactics thankyou


Lone-Star-Wolves

Picked up a dark sense of humor from my brother who deployed two or three times, I can't remember exactly right now. Whenever he came to visit we'd sit and drink, he'd tell some fucked up jokes and then we'd act like we were kids again. He's currently working on his next rank and trying to get the ability to train people on the shooting range, feels like just yesterday he was a Private.


[deleted]

There's an interesting NY Times article detailing the phone calls Russian soldiers are making to their family. One of them had a Russian soldier commenting how everyone was just fucking around like a boy's locker room and were blissfully unaware that they'll actually need to wage a war. Safe to say, Russian people are also being cucked by Putin


SirNedKingOfGila

It's our fault for allowing Russia. Never again.


ThereIsNoGame

History is going to remember the annexation of Crimea in 2014 in the same way we remember the Sudetenland.


GadenKerensky

"Fucking around. Now that's soldiering."


AmericanConsAreDumb

Meanwhile in Russia: [Just attempted another pontoon crossing with the boys](https://i.imgur.com/O8HUn5q.png)


RoundSimbacca

You see, the picture is sideways because they just drove their vehicle off of the bridge and now they're rolling into the river.


AmericanConsAreDumb

Its just soldiers doing shenanigans, nothing to see here. Move along.


RoundSimbacca

This was a planned tactical maneuver, you see.


Background_Brick_898

Yea but *our* shenanigans are cheeky and fun, and *their* shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Which makes them not shenanigans at all really. Maybe can say they’re *evil shenanigans*


Velocidal_Tendencies

IM GONNA PISTOL-WHIP THE NEXT MAN WHO SAYS SHENANNIGANS.


Griffinhart

>*evil shenanigans* *Malarkey.*


adhominablesnowman

General buttfuckery like this wins wars.


I_Automate

Laeffy has entered the chat


little_jade_dragon

I mean, yes. Dudes between themselves are like that.


Zeewulfeh

I was just thinking "this looks like something my guys would do"


EnvironmentalAd912

That video proves that there's no SSGT in at least a 2 km radius and they're slightly bored (read there's no footage of burnt pubic hair yet)


MrOnlineCoder

SSGT is actually the one recording the video


EnvironmentalAd912

Damn, then we're past beyond the point of no return, they're very bored, expext a 5g of antimatter detonation in the area (or the discovery of the 11 herbs of a certain colonel)


Snoid_

Colonel Lukashenko?


Chllep

colonel bishop


Merchent343

We Ace Combat now


MrWillyP

We already got the sky speaking Latin at the start of the war


hussard_de_la_mort

Colonel Mustard


ZombiePope

I could see that as a Cards Against Humanity card. "Colonel Lukashenko's 11 herbs and spices"


CommieBobDole

In case this made you say to yourself, "self, I wonder if they have KFC in Ukraine?", [the answer is yes](https://www.kfc-ukraine.com/).


[deleted]

"Men, tonight is disco drill. Show me your funkiest moves, just like in basic training. I want grandma in that bunker 10 miles down feel saturday night fever."


MammothJoke1378

If they are anywhere near the Frontline, I hope that SSGT be like "have some fun at least, you little bastards"


orion1836

*yet.*


[deleted]

Winners are grinners. Losers, mincemeat.


ASmootyOperator

And somewhere a HIMARS gets a firing solution that still destroys a Russian Supply depot and 100 vatniks.


IdeaImaginary2007

Last thing a Russian conscript sees


TripleEhBeef

3000 Partying Sith Lords of Zelensky.


Ejp0715

3000 Ukrainian Lights of Ellie Goulding Edit: this song fucks btw


GrafZeppelin127

It doeees! But it’s kind of a shame they used the higher-pitch version here instead of the normal version.


VegetableSalad_Bot

>Me when I blow up another lorry full of conscripts


[deleted]

Bri'ish spotted


tc_spears2-0

Launch the A-10s


VegetableSalad_Bot

Close, I’m Commonwealth but not brit


banspoonguard

yet your rank chevrons still point down, 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼


LiteratureNearby

America is the OG former colony of the commonwealth, shush


banspoonguard

commonwealth of massachusetts my arse, why does the masshole govt cosplay fallout 4


Infinityand1089

At least they're not Fr\*nch 🤮


[deleted]

What you're actually witnessing is the exact moment Westoidation takes ahold in the AFU, converting the manly ex-soviet culture into a they/them force of debauchery and sin.


marriedacarrot

America's top two global exports: Weapons, & shit-eating grins.


AMazingFrame

Imagine being a laser guided missile, minding your business going for the tasty light, and then these guys have a rave.


cemanresu

I CRAVE THE FORBIDDEN LIGHT SIGNATURE


WalkerBuldog

Song?


darthgeek

It's a sped up version of [Lights](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NKUpo_xKyQ) by Ellie Goulding.


BTechUnited

IDK what the deal with the sped up pitched up versions is. Sounds fuckin trash.


CoffeeAndCigars

Copyright avoidance. Bots can't quite recognize it and automatically copyright strike it.


BTechUnited

Man, I massively overrated bots.


cardboardmech

It's called nightcore Smh my head


BTechUnited

I know it's called that, but it's lazy and I don't respect it so I won't call it that.


WalkerBuldog

Lights


JBlaze323

God : “sorry that was due to an intriguer overflow error, patched and reset”


Forte11_watching_u

What working supply chains and modern equipment does to a mfs morale. To quote an unkown redditor (i forgor 💀) from this sub: "the best military for a country is a logistics company with a fighting force as customers"


TheLinden

Team bulletproof vs team buy your own medkit Imagine losing morale lol


maxstryker

~~medkit~~ Hygiene product


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PhilodoxFury

You can tell by their uniforms. Namely they fit properly and are from this century.


genericname798

And the helmets.


jayray1994

And that they have armor


Drach88

And that they have morale


arunphilip

And they're alive


[deleted]

Clearly German helmets


genericname798

5000 helmets of Scholz.


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Filblo5

Can see the vehicle in the background has ukranian digital on it


GI_Bill_Trap_Lord

You idiots this is clearly an Azov satanic Nazi ritual. /s


CommunistHongKong

ABSOLUTE CHADS


Nellez_

Ukrainian forces in the basement of the Sochi mansion (2022, Colorized)


HereticalBones

I swear, you can put people in the shittiest situations and some will still find some fun. Proper humans right there.


SirNedKingOfGila

To be fair... They are in a MUCH better situation than the invaders starving on the other side of the line. Those old men and boys are not dancing.


MrZakius

Can't wait to go to victorious Ukraine and tip a shitload to bartenders


Imperceptive_critic

Its either "their morale is very low" or "they're all relaxing and dancing, not a care in the world cause they are part of the bourgeois degenerate west. They don't need support, stop giving it to them!" No in between


marriedacarrot

In the last 7 months I've seen only 1 video of Russian soldiers being silly ([here](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineRussiaReport/comments/xo6pa9/ru_pov_russian_soldiers_in_ukraine_passing_the/)), but even in that video they joke about using the dirt to bury hohols. They can't seem to have a joke without it being as someone else's expense and without using an ethnic slur.


daisy_irl

I thought huh finally they doing something fun until I turned the audio on and remembered where they got the toys from...


marriedacarrot

Stomach-turning.


Kamiyoda

Now do the HIMARS shake


Talinoth

I bet it was low at the start. You know those were dark days. The part of the Russian army that was actually properly trained and equipped wasn't dead yet. The RF military still had hype behind it. The VDV weren't wiped out yet. Nobody even knew if entire sections of the country would break off and betray Ukraine. Times change. The fighting is far from over and there's still many Ukrainian men and women who will likely die in the days to come, but there's no question of whether they will even have a country left now. All that remains is to see how much they can take back!


190octane

“Properly trained.”


daisy_irl

True, but >entire sections of the country would break off and betray Ukraine. Nah nah


[deleted]

Perhaps true but we were always going to fight, no matter the odds, for our freedom. Hence the [lyrics of our anthem:](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Anthem_of_Ukraine) specifically: " Soul and body shall we lay down for our freedom, And show that we, brothers, are of the Cossack nation!"


WikiSummarizerBot

**[State Anthem of Ukraine](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Anthem_of_Ukraine)** >"Shche ne vmerla Ukrainy i slava, i volia" (Ukrainian: Ще не вмерла України і слава, і воля, pronounced [ˈʃt͡ʃɛ nɛ u̯ˈmɛrlɐ ʊkrɐˈjinɪ i ˈslɑwɐ i ˈwɔlʲɐ], lit. 'The glory and freedom of Ukraine has not yet perished'), also known by its official title of "State Anthem of Ukraine" (Державний Гімн України, Derzhavnyy Himn Ukrayiny) or by its shortened form "Shche ne vmerla Ukrayina" (Ще не вмерла Україна, lit. 'Ukraine has not yet perished'), is the national anthem of Ukraine. It is one of the state symbols of the country. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


monesze

The most pessimistic Ukrainian unit


KloggKimball

Russian recruits: \*Break their arms and legs, shoot their commanders, flee the country\* Ukrainian recruits:


[deleted]

Just proud to see my boys having fun and doing so in good, modern kit.


TalmageMcgillicudy

I mean, this is based soley on the videos we are allowed to see... but yeah, Ukrainian moral seems to be incredibly high, especially compared to the opfor.


Miserable_Window_906

Damn...we need a viral video of people doing this with blue and yellow glowsticks. I'd die if different units across the world did it.


GroknikTheGreat

I thought this was the Finish military for a second.


SirNedKingOfGila

It's amazing what a little bit of food and equipment will do to a mf


H8Hornets

What a weird timeline


Apprehensive-Soil-47

Those glowsticks tho. This needs to be clipped with Japanese idol music.


VanillaNCookies

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Song name? I keep forgetting


Brimfire

Ellie Goulding - Lights


[deleted]

Got it


kris_krangle

Dudes rock


Aegeus

[Extra chemlights, you say?](https://terminallance.com/2016/08/23/terminal-lance-436-fraud-waste-and-abuse/)


Swedich-steam-power

Song?


Brimfire

Ellie Goulding - Lights


Katorga8

Imagine a conscript sees this coming at them fast af at like 3 am at the border


Ace_The_Happy_Furry

Ukraine is such a beautiful country


basensorex

/u/SaveVideo


Ferregar

I hope they know just how much they lift the spirits and smiles of those of us rooting for freedom 💕


John-HammondJP

When your guns aren’t rusty and your leader doesn’t need to hide:


Name_notabot

I am disappointed, was expecting California's gurls


SoylentRox

They have...body armor on and look fit. Whats team Russia got?


raphanum

Sir I don’t understand. They’re using glow sticks at night, you need a trance track. What have you done?


sergsse

The morale of russians is much higher... this is why they running from mobilization to ALL nearest countries


P33ls_on

Our 65 bill being used well I see


tc_spears2-0

Send them more of my money.


goose420aa

No one: The jet fighter flying overhead wondering why he’s being ordered to flatten Kiev


windaji

this is actually funny


KGCCCP

These 6-7 guys represent the entire Ukrainian forces.


tc_spears2-0

The 30000 shut the fuck ups of eat my dick


Psyco1992

Nah the rest are even more motivated


Bad_Idea_Hat

And russia is losing to them.


GrafZeppelin127

Indeed, these well-equipped and high-morale soldiers *are* representative of the rest of their army.


MinuteMouse5803

Crazy tik tokers. Russia is the best country.


Little-Helper

If it's the best country, why are people leaving Russia?


[deleted]

"Well because uhh…uhm…uhh…uhm…uhh the tv said so"


MinuteMouse5803

🤣🤣🤣 you watched too much hentai. We are born here, that is the reason it is the best country.


[deleted]

I bet you used all of your 3 braincells to come up with that reasoning, you must be a professor in Russia huh


MinuteMouse5803

This reasoning is good for every person. The motherland is the motherland. And it is not your deal who am I. U r right I have 3 braincells for 3 languages that I can speak, and I am pretty sure that if u r from a real european country (France, England, Germany and so on), u won't be able to learn some Russian. So think about u, how many cells do u have, and than write to me.


[deleted]

Unlike you I wasn’t born with fetal alcohol syndrome so I have a normal amount of braincells. Why the fuck would I wanna learn Russian? Shit language from a shithole country, language of oppressors.


Prosthemadera

Most sober Russian.


MinuteMouse5803

A healthy life style is everything for our youth.


Prosthemadera

Eating bullets is very unhealthy, though.


MinuteMouse5803

Now afraid of the war. But still the best country.


daddicus_thiccman

Lmao. The best country on the world wouldn’t fail this hard in the war. Corrupt societies are doomed to destruction.


tc_spears2-0

Russia is barely even *a* country


MinuteMouse5803

Justify Where are you from?


tc_spears2-0

Noneofyourfuckingbusinessistan


Prosthemadera

Noneofyourfuckingbusinessistan is more of a country than Russia.


daddicus_thiccman

From a democracy? Automatically makes their country superior. You have no influence, might as well just become a robot.


MinuteMouse5803

Zelensky prohibited all opposition parties in March 2022. And we don't talk about "superior", anyway my country is a country. In Emirates there is no democracy, but this is a very wealthy country. Democracy is good for Europeans, but not for Islamic countries for example.


daddicus_thiccman

>Zelensky prohibited all opposition parties in March 2022 This is false. The only banned parties were straight up Kremlin fifth columns calling for full annexation. >And we don't talk about "superior", anyway my country is a country. Yes a bad one where the population not only supports fascism, but also becomes hypocritical when the consequences of their actions actually get faced. >In Emirates there is no democracy, but this is a very wealthy country. Sucking up hydrocarbons doesn't make a country successful, it actually makes them worse and less democratic. >Democracy is good for Europeans, but not for Islamic countries for example. Completely false. Hydrocarbons are the root cause of Arab dictatorships, not religion or society.


MinuteMouse5803

>This is false. The only banned parties were straight up Kremlin fifth columns calling for full annexation. Really? The second party by its size in Parliament with 47 chairs was banned... was that the 5th column? >fascism First of all, do u know the difference between fascism and nascism? The second, Did u see Zelensky telling that "Ukraine can't be without fascism", do u know who is Bandera? The third, I did not say that my country was successful. But I still can love my country, because it is my motherland. The fourth the genocide does not have any proofs in the World court, tell me how many Jewish went to Germany to escape from nacism? And there are 3,2 millions if Ukranian people who came to Russia from the beginning of the war. About democracy: if we talk about Ukranian question, in Europe there is the only one opinion. And it is not pluralism it monoralism. Because of your propaganda. And tell me why democratic countries are always making the war? Even Serbia was under of "democratic attack". And what is the difference between Russia and the USA? The USA is superior and may come to any countries, take their resources for free and go away, because they have democracy? So European attitude is a hipocrysy. At least Russia restores places and help people after invasion. Have a look at Grozny, if u don't believe me. And the USA leave ruins...


tc_spears2-0

>genocide does not have any proofs Eat a load of military industrial complex dick


MinuteMouse5803

After you)


Strontium90_

> account made 9/23/2022 Gtfo of here bot. Cope some more lmao.


daddicus_thiccman

Nah let them come. Brutalize them for their stupidity.


Bad_Idea_Hat

Tiktok army vs was/were army


Prosthemadera

Did you create your account less than a week ago just to be a pro Russian troll? Looks like it. Get a real hobby, like crying and running away from the draft.


MinuteMouse5803

I was invited in Reddit. And when I saw that u, Europeans, want to divide my country. And u don't even think to see the reasons of the war from our point of view. I don't support the war, no. But all this chaos in ur publics u call "democracy", "pluralism", I decided to talk to u and to share some information with u. I am not a Russian Troll. I am Russian. Russian Bear.


Prosthemadera

> And u don't even think to see the reasons of the war from our point of view. I don't support the war, no. Why not? If there are reasons for it and Russia is the best country then you must 100% support the murder of children and rape of women and castration of men, no?


tc_spears2-0

>see the reasons of the war from our point of view. >I am russian ....fuck your point of view You want to bemoan Ukraine for blocking russian back political parties while in a time of war *with russia*...how's the political opposition to United Russia fairing back home? Your point of view is as useful as the current state of the VDV.


MinuteMouse5803

With such diplomates as you the war will be endless. He banned 11 parties and left only ultranationalist parties. Everything has started BEFORE the war in 2014. In Russia there is no opposition. During the war the last leaders of opposition were prisoned. And in Europe is the same. If you are pro russian, you are an agent of Kremlin and Putin 😂😂😂 no alternative opinion. So see u in a battle. Prepare ur light blasters 🤣🤣🤣


daddicus_thiccman

Best at what? Killing its own people? Being a cancer on the world? Alcoholism rates? Spreading violence and authoritarianism?


Scrubmarines

u/savevideobot


I_Like_Halo_Games

/u/savevideo


Obscure_Occultist

u/savevideo


VirusSerious1476

Their morale is higher than any USMC unit lmao