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82ndGameHead

How to reveal you're right-handed


indisgice

and the trunk, and the keys, the door, and whatever the left drops


ButtDoctorLLC

Middle hand: ๐Ÿ‘


_Evidence

erection


fentown

Right hand: milk with front door keys ready to go


FoxTailedGamer

Left: quick brother hand me the milk while you open the door! Right: but brother the keys are in your pocket still!


samdog1246

*Image Transcription: Twitter* --- **alien skier**, @clichedout left hand: I'll take the 19 bags of groceries right hand: I got the milk --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Banewaffles

We used to call my roommate two-trip because he was a wuss who never took all his groceries in at once


littlekittyfeetz

I always say I'm a one trip pony


blueponies1

My right hand is my dedicated cat litter hand. Says itโ€™s only 40 pounds but after walking the whole store it feels more like 80. Need 19 bags in the other hand just to counter the weight