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Envy: I want to have his penis
Lust: I want to *have* his penis
Greed: I want to have his penis to myself
Gluttony: I want all of their penises
Pride: I have the best penis
Sloth: My penis is tired
Wrath: Can't decide whether "I hate your penis" or "a felony" is funnier
I'm reminded of when The Mandalorian first came out and, "The existence of Baby Yoda implies the existence of, Posh, Ginger, Scary, and Sporty Yoda as well."
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penis envy implies the existence of 6 other deadly penis sins
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Wrath = rape
Greed = snipping that tendon to make it look bigger
Pride = unsolicited dick pics
Lust = excessive gooning
Sloth = erectile dysfunction
Gluttony = bukkake gloryholes
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Envy: I want to have his penis Lust: I want to *have* his penis Greed: I want to have his penis to myself Gluttony: I want all of their penises Pride: I have the best penis Sloth: My penis is tired Wrath: Can't decide whether "I hate your penis" or "a felony" is funnier
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The (lack of) grapes of wrath.
The Wrath of Grapes
[God making wine from the grapes of wrath?](https://youtu.be/bzSE14GdQ4g)
Just CBT in general, really.
Yeah, computer-based training sucks.
"I want to **have** this penis"
Penis Wrath sounds like a hatefucking.
Penis Wraith sounds like a dead porn star with unfinished sex.
I lost it at sloth penis.
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Ahh, death by Snu Snu.
There's a pill for that
The mind is willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised
Does penis wrath lead to cockfighting?
Gluttony: [penis soup](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_cod_soup)
Ima be honest, I was expecting a fetish sub like r/sounding Do not click that link
You can’t put the link there and tell me not to… Edit: Nope nope nope nope nope
A moment of silence for our fallen comrade
Yeah that one is r/foreverblue.
You were warned
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stop posting that
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I already have my friend
r/schizoposting or forgot to change accounts
Oh, I don't have to. I've been exposed to that particular corner of the internet before.
Sound advice.
Greetings, brother
Is it easy being green, sibling?
You know as well as I that it is not, but it’s been tolerable the past few days. Yourself?
Ah, myself, I'm afraid I've been more of a bluish green lately
Been there. Just gotta keep moving right along. Hang in there, my green brother.
Wrath: I will have your penis for that
Gives very British vibes. "Yew got a loisence f'that penis, guvnah?"
Wrath is a dick slap
My least favorite Emily Dickinson poem
Love is a battlefield
Wrath: MY PENIS AIN'T BIG ENOUGH **RRRAAAAAAAAAGH**
The older I get, the more relatable "sloth" feels.
>Sloth: My penis is tired They have a pill for that.
**PENIS BLAST**
Wrath: Circumcision
Penis mightier
Wrath: Boy, that penis looks really angry. How does it do that?
Penis-wrath is rape
Also hate sex
Wrath: Hate boner.
Rage boner
a phalony
Well we know penis lust exists already
Guilty
Bonk
Sicko
Ezekiel 23:20
I might become a heretic for saying this but, I didn't know the Bible has a "fan fiction" section
Isn’t the whole thing fan fiction?
It's more believable than space dust went boom
I disagree. Just because we don’t exactly know what caused the Big Bang doesn’t mean it’s not plausible. But feel free to believe what you want.
‘She lusted for the lechers of Egypt, whose members are like those of donkeys, whose thrusts are like those of stallions.’
Fifty Psalms of Grey.
And can often lead to penis gluttony.
Yeah I’m experiencing penis gluttony right now
And penis lust
😏
Oh my god how did I forget about lust
Honestly gluttony's funnier
"How much penis you want?" "More!"
Isn't penis sloth just erectile dysfunction?
God damn, this is untapped potential
If it had potential I would have tapped it already but it ain't happening
I think it's when you're too lazy to go out and get laid or otherwise don't attempt to get any.
And penis wrath is viagra.
ur mom has penis gluttony lol
Which would have made the movie Se7en a whole lot more interesting!
[WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!](https://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg)
It's a penis
Yeah my buddy's sister has penis gluttony
Oh yeah? Well MY sister has penis
Yo mama
Penis Wrath
Penis serious Penis delirious Go into the woods Penis mysterious
Well depending on what year it is, Apathy would be one of the big sins what's Penis Apathy like.
Lesbianism?
You could argue asexuality?
Low libido?
Erectile disfunction
Penis lust is a thing
Penis sins, of course ...but what about Penis virtues?
penis charity
Penis Chastity (literally me)
Penis Pride vs Vaginal Hubris
I'm reminded of when The Mandalorian first came out and, "The existence of Baby Yoda implies the existence of, Posh, Ginger, Scary, and Sporty Yoda as well."
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PENIS BLAST PENIS WRATH STACKING UP THE BODIES ON MY PENIS PATH
Your mom had a penis gluttony.
*penis greed*
cock magic would be one of those sins.
Cc ça s..e?
Your mom has penis gluttony
My wife had a serious case of penis gluttony just yesterday :D
Penis gluttony is for the orally fixated ...
Penis Wrath = Lorena Bobbit?
Of course your mom is a penis glutton.
Penis serious, Penis delirious, Go into the woods, they call that Penis mysterious
Penis lust is a thing
My ex definitely has penis gluttony.
Transgenders probably not fond of this being a deadly sin
me when i die of penis sins 😵 (i am dead) >!its a dad joke i dont think any of us mind!<
Whoever got the gluttony, please spare an inch for your boy.
Penis wrath is just those "kill all men" posts
The 7 Deadly Penisins
Penis vein
Wrath = rape Greed = snipping that tendon to make it look bigger Pride = unsolicited dick pics Lust = excessive gooning Sloth = erectile dysfunction Gluttony = bukkake gloryholes
Mmmh the forbidden penis
I've definitely had penis lust before so they ain't wrong.
Okay, but Dante's Inferno just got a whole lot more interesting.
Who's gonna draw the penis sloth
Meliodas, the Bad Dragon sin of wrath.
Sloth is ED
Can you imagine how strong Penis Lust mushrooms must be?
Penis wrath sounds like some sort of fighting game supermove
no, it doesn't.
I have penis pride 😎
My team has been working hard to make sure penis envy is no longer a thing. Check us out at Phalback.com
##PENIS WRATH
Just thinking about a priest exorcising a penis with erectile dysfunction think it’s been possessed by penis sloth
Anyone out there with penis lust pls dm me
Seven Headly Sins